Chapter 31: An Eventful Spring [Asking for Recommendation Votes!First Update]
"What? and such a thing?" said Takahashi in amazement, rising from his chair.
I have encountered so many things in the past few years, and Takahashi's experience is not insignificant. However, he didn't expect such a fantastic thing to appear in the people under him.
The signature on a blank piece of paper was changed to a contract signature. Later, he pulled out authors like Quan Yong, who had a great influence on Chinese young people after the reform (harmonious) reform and opening up.
Takahashi's first reaction was not that Wang Xiaohua was deceived, but that he was deceived, he looked at the date, and he looked at it when he was standing, and it was not April Fool's Day. Even if it's April Fool's Day, he can't be joked like this, and after calming down, he asked, what is going on.
The secretary's sister told the story as if the scene was reappearing, like Wang Gang's storytelling "Haal (Harmony) Shore at Night", and she spoke rakugo like a rakugo.
Gao Qiao listened to Wang Xiaohua's process of being fooled little by little, and gradually realized the importance of the matter. This is not a simple, isolated, unrelated story of a child being deceived.
It is the attack of a certain force on ten thousand households.
And the true identity of this side of the force, which can be thought of with a blind intestine, is Nintendo.
Nintendo certainly didn't want to really destroy Wanhu with these small actions, they probably only wanted to use these small actions to interfere with Wanhu's decision-making. Focus your main energy on dealing with this mess.
Although it is not very ethical to say that such an approach is not very moral, but what is the morality and bottom line in business?
The so-called morality and bottom line are just reasons to find in order to make money consistently.
"Notify all the organizations and employees of Wanhu, as well as all units related to Wanhu. Recently, there will be many 'accidents' for 10,000 employees or related units, please act in strict accordance with the rules and regulations, and please report immediately if you find any abnormal situation. If it is found out, there will be a large bonus. ”
Takahashi dictated the solution, his mind spinning. Despite the fact that he is now a rival with Nintendo, Takahashi does not think that Nintendo is really guilty of doing this.
Takahashi also examined his own strategy, and suddenly felt that it was not in the hot spot strategy of the book, which inspired Nintendo, and made Nintendo think of such a means to interfere with Wanhu.
"President, do you have any other orders?" asked the secretary's sister after taking notes.
Takahashi, who was interrupted from his train of thought, groaned for a while, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, "Quickly send someone to inspect all the products produced by Wanhu recently! The sampling rate has been increased to one in 1,000." In addition, for all employees working in the production line of 10,000 households, a background check will be conducted. Check to see if there are any suspicious people in the ranks. ”
The reason why Takahashi ordered this was because he didn't know if such a battle would be even more bottomless. If Nintendo really ruthlessly arranged some workers from 10,000 households, what did they do in the process of assembly. At worst, there is a large-scale "quality problem" that needs to be recalled, and at worst, the handheld directly explodes and injures people.
If there is a real explosion, then the reputation of 10,000 households that have worked hard to operate will be lost immediately. What's more, a machine that is supposed to bring happiness to users has made users feel pain.
This is absolutely not a no-go!
The secretary's sister trotted out to order related matters, and Takahashi dialed the ocean phone.
"Nick, I'm Takahashi, and I'm ordering you to complete a mission now. You have to prove the reliability of the Ten Thousand Households and the resilience of the Ten Thousand Households to sudden disasters. Some users, because they have the handheld of 10,000 households, have saved their lives!"
"Yes!"
As soon as Nick put down the phone, he got to work. Although Takahashi didn't explain, Nick also knew what new crises the handheld might encounter, and what potential hidden dangers might have an impact on people's safety. Therefore, there is an urgent need for a larger news that protects the safety of people's lives and property in order to counteract this potential impact.
Nick opened the drawer, looked at the gun lying in the drawer, and gradually had an idea.
"GOODGAME Bullet Block!"
On 13 April, a piece of news appeared in major American newspapers at the same time.
The newspaper featured a middle-aged man lying on a hospital bed, with layers of bandages wrapped around his chest, holding a GOODGAME handheld with a hole in it.
"Such as ...... If...... If it weren't for the GOODGAME handheld, I would have been killed by bullets! I was so lucky! This is really my lucky handheld!" said the weak man.
It turned out that he had gone out on an outing a few days ago while the spring flowers were blooming, but he didn't expect that a hunter would shoot and try to kill wild animals without seeing him, but the bullets came at him.
If it weren't for the GOODGAME handheld in his chest pocket, he could withstand most of the impact of the bullet. The outer plastic shell, as well as the internal circuit board, objectively caused multiple cushioning and energy absorption, and he may be a corpse.
What Nick didn't expect was that after this defensive reporting technique, the GOODGAME handheld, which was already in short supply, actually became more enthusiastic.
Even, people who were originally players can become scalpers. I've been playing for almost a week, and I can still sell it and buy two GOODGAMES at the original price. That's really ......
At the same time, because of the content of the interview transcript, because of the statement of the unlucky guy who was concentrated by stray bullets, many people directly used GOODLUCK to refer to the GOODGAME console, or even simply called the GL console.
The sales situation is very good, but there is a problem with the supply of Wanhu China.
The reason why there is a problem is because it is really checked that something is wrong.
Originally, all the products produced by 10,000 households were sampled with a sampling probability of one for every 10,000 units.
Generally speaking, the components of the same batch of products have passed the customs and have undergone special testing procedures for testing. Sampling seems to be a nice-to-have process.
However, when the sampling inspection changed from one in ten thousand to one in thousand, and under the meticulous inspection, the problem was really found.
It was found that there was a batch of GG handhelds, which were not produced in accordance with production standards. Patch has a serious problem.
After installing the battery for more than five hours of continuous use, you will find that the battery is short-circuited, generating a lot of heat and melting the plastic shell.
There is even a possibility of explosion if a rechargeable battery is used.
This test result can make a large number of people's brains full of sweat.
Those guys who originally thought that it was too troublesome to test for a thousand draws have even begun to endanger themselves.
What an eventful spring!