"Alas~~~"

Looking at the mountains of dishes in front of him, and then looking at the Taoist priest opposite who had a blue nose and swollen face but was still light-hearted, Li Chuyi frowned and sighed again and again. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Alas~~~~"

Listening to the mournful lamentation, the afterglow swept over the little fat man's resentful eyes, and the Taoist priest maintained an elegant smile, pretending not to look, and continued to work on the work in his hands.

Seeing that the Taoist priest ignored him, Li Chuyi knew that his cheek had lost to the Taoist priest again. Relying on his conscience to find out that it was no longer possible, he could only take the initiative.

"I said master, so many bowls, when will I have to wash them before I can pay back the food?!"

"Hehe, good boy, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge, don't worry, wash it slowly, it will always be washed." The Taoist priest replied with a slight smile.

"But master, the rice is eaten by the two of us, why am I the only one who washes the dishes, and you don't wash it?"

"Nonsense!" the Taoist priest grimaced, "Who said you were the only one washing? Didn't you see that the teacher was also washing the dishes together?"

Looking at the teacup in the Taoist priest's hand that had been wiped for half an hour and was almost wiped by him, Li Chu kept thinking about a basin of dishwashing water for him to put on his head. But silently weighing the gap between the two, especially thinking of the Taoist priest's Dao talisman that was both thunder and fire, he could only sigh helplessly, lowered his head and continued to work silently in the big pot.

Thinking back on his short life, Li Chuyi's tears were about to fall.

Li Chuyi is thirteen years old this year, and he has been traveling with Taoist priests since he can remember. Taoist priest Gu said that he was abandoned in infancy, but fortunately he was adopted by a Taoist priest passing by. Because the Taoist priest's surname is Li, it was the first day of the first lunar month when he picked up Li Chuyi, so he was extremely irresponsible by the Taoist priest to give him the name of Li Chuyi.

The Taoist priest never said what his name was, but only told Li Chuyi that his surname was Li and his Taoist name was Hongchen Daoren. Gu Daoren himself said that it was because his name was too loud in the rivers and lakes before, and he was afraid that Li Chuyi would scare others if he said it, so he didn't tell him.

Li Chuyi, who was young and ignorant, believed this statement, but as he grew up, he clearly felt that the Taoist priest was hiding from something, and at the same time looking for something. I'm afraid that what I said is true, but it's definitely not because of a loud name, it is estimated that eighty percent of them have offended too many people, and they are afraid that the enemy will come to the door.

Thinking about it further, Li Chuyi maliciously guessed that the Taoist priest was likely to visit the Qinglou all day long and provoke too many enemies, so he didn't dare to report his name, for fear of being beaten to death.

You must know that the Taoist priest almost every "building" must enter, and when he sees a beautiful girl and a beautiful lady, he has to get up to calculate a hexagram for someone, and he doesn't need money, Li Chuyi feels that this guess is the truth, and secretly changed the Taoist priest's Taoist name to "Qinglou Taoist".

Although the Taoist priest is very lustful, his cultivation is unfathomable, no matter whether it is a demon or a ghost, Li Chuyi has never seen anyone he can't beat.

I remember that once a Taoist priest took him to the 100,000 mountains on a whim, and he had to let the Tiger Demon King there chat with him to relieve his boredom. Li Chuyi didn't know what the cultivation of that tiger demon king was, but looking at the fact that he could dominate one side and occupy a lot of mountains, he knew that he was definitely not a mediocre hand.

But......

Li Chuyi still remembers that when the Tiger Demon King, who had a blue nose and swollen face and little skin, learned that they were leaving, the tears of excitement in his eyes were like a new life, and he sent them all the way out of the mountain, until they were about to disappear before he roared and cheered.

Peeking at the Taoist priest, looking at his handsome face that he had been young since he was sensible and had never had a trace of old age, Li Chuyi muttered in his heart countless times.

"What kind of person is this, this is simply a monster! He also subdues demons and destroys demons, maybe the Taoist priest himself is a big monster!"

Although the Taoist priest often "bullied" him, the relationship between the two of them is extremely deep, Li Chuyi, who was raised by him since childhood, has a feeling of being like a master and a father to him, and admires the Taoist priest's superb cultivation from the bottom of his heart.

Since he was sensible, Li Chuyi, who was taken by Taoist priests all day long, had the biggest dream of being able to fly away from the clouds and rain like him, and the Taoist priest did not hesitate to pass on a set of peerless magic skills called "Taoist Classics", so that he could practice well, but he must not tell outsiders.

There are ten chapters in this set of "Taoist Classics", and each chapter is a large number of obscure scriptures, and Li Chuyi was confused when he first got it, and he couldn't understand it at all. But instead of being discouraged, he was happy.

The Taoist priest once said that the more difficult something is, the more valuable it is!

With the dream of flying to the sky, Li Chuyi plunged headlong into this so-called peerless divine skill, meditating day and night, practicing hard, but making little progress. Up to now, not to mention being able to fly, it is difficult to make him throw a fire talisman.

Every time he thought of this, Li Chuyi felt as if he had been deceived. In the past, I saw that other people's monks could fly swords at a young age, and some of them were even able to fly at low altitude from the ground after cultivating for more than ten or twenty years, although the speed was not fast, but people could also fly, right?

Every time he saw others flying around in the sky, Li Chuyi had a look of envy on his face, which turned into a deep resentment.

"I said, stinky Taoist, when will I be able to fly? The scriptures you taught me can't be fake, right? How can I be such a smart person and not be able to fly until now?"

"Hey, what kind of eyes do you have? Can you still be deceived by the teacher?" The Taoist priest looked dissatisfied, "How many times have I told you, the old man's shot must be a high-quality product, your own slow cultivation is because you are too stupid, and the elm tree has no idea! Let me tell you, if you take out the things I teach you, don't say anything that can fly, even the great monks who can step into the void and move like Lao Tzu will break their heads and rob you, believe it?"

Looking at the Taoist priest's expression of "you are stupid" and "you don't know the goods", Li Chuyi sighed helplessly.

He believed that the Taoist priest would not lie to him, because after practicing the Taoist Codex, he could feel a kind of aura in the Taoist priest, and it was obvious that the Taoist priest also practiced this kind of exercise.

But his practice was so slow that sometimes he wondered if he was really that stupid and mentally retarded.

But just thinking about it, Li Chuyi doesn't believe that he is a stupid person. Dare to ask if a stupid person can secretly hide private money in the hands of a treacherous Taoist priest?

Since childhood, he has been wandering around with the Taoist priest, and when the Taoist priest rises, he will take him to the deep mountains and old forests to chat with demon beasts or demon cultivators, and those who don't give face will be slaughtered directly, and those who are unhappy with face will be slaughtered, and sometimes they will be slaughtered with a knife if they are too happy to chat. After slaughtering, their flesh will be sacrificed by two people, and the skin and bones will be collected and returned to the city to pay back, and the skin and bones of demon beasts are very valuable.

If there is no interest, the Taoist priest will take him to the streets and alleys to tell fortunes and name people, and occasionally pick up a few big goods to subdue demons and eliminate demons, drive away evil spirits, and earn a lot of silver. If they are saved, they can now buy more than 100 acres of land next to the county seat, and they will be a big man in a chic manner.

However, God would rather than make it possible, although there was a lot of money in hand, but there was no left at all.

Why?

Because of the unique hobby of "Qinglou Daoren"!

Almost as long as there is a little money in his hand, except for the room money and meal expenses, the rest will be taken by the Taoist priest to "exceed" the miserable "female benefactor" in the Qinglou. When he was young, Li Chuyi didn't understand, but when he was older and understood what was going on, as long as he had silver taels in his hand, he would think about the hidden points of Fa'er in case of emergency.

has been "cultivated" like this since he was a child, Li Chuyi has practiced the unique skill of hiding things with one hand, sometimes hiding things is not a priest, even he himself sometimes can't find it.

This time, he was clever enough to secretly sew a hidden pocket in the crotch of his pants early, and even stuffed a lot of cotton into it to insulate the sound, and two silver tickets and a handful of broken silver lay quietly in it, adding up to nearly twenty taels, which was enough to pay off the meal this time.

Although the root of his thigh was grinding, his face was unusual, and his walking posture was extremely normal, and there was no sign that he had stuffed a large handful of broken silver in his loose crotch.

He couldn't let the Taoist priest see it. If he showed a little abnormality, the Taoist priest would definitely notice it, and then the life-saving money he left behind would be snatched away by him.

Since he was a child, the Taoist priest has given him "not to be exposed, to be a low-key person" and "to keep a hand in everything", Li Chuyi remembered the teachings, and desperately tried his best to pick a little bit from the hands of the Taoist priest, and saved it as life-saving money in case of emergency.

And this time, if he can solve the problem by washing dishes to pay off his debts, of course Li Chuyi will not take out the money.

Washing dishes and exercising, by the way, a small lesson to the "excessive" Taoist priest who is bankrupt. Anyway, I can't beat him by myself, I can't scold him, and my skin is not as thick as his, so I can only retaliate in this way.

However, the bowls were all washed by themselves, and it seems that they still suffered a loss.

"Alas~~~"

The little fat man continued to sigh.

"Okay, don't sigh, I'm not dead for the teacher!" The Taoist priest glanced at the little fat man lightly, "Do you think that the teacher doesn't know that there is no money? Do you think that the silver ticket is safe to hide in the crotch of your pants?

The little fat man was startled, obediently, he knew everything in his crotch?

Looking at the frightened quail on the little fat man's face, the Taoist priest smiled coldly: "This time is not bad, I know that important things should be hidden in important places, and there is progress, which is worthy of praise." But now that I know it, next time I remember to change places, or it won't be fun. ”

The little fat man's face suddenly became even more bitter. Where else can they hide? Where else can they hide? How the hell did this Taoist priest find out? What a monster! Absolutely!

After feeling sorry for himself for a long time, the little fat man looked up and asked, "Master, you know that I still have silver taels here, why do you pretend not to know, and we are washing dishes here?"

The Taoist priest put down the teacup in his hand that was about to be worn out, looked at the little fat man, smiled coldly, and said: "First, I like to see you want to yin me but you don't have a disappointed stupid look, well, that's what it looks like now." ”

The little fat man's eyes were red.

Perverted!

"Second, washing dishes is the best way to repay debts, and the money saved for me to go to Wanxiangzhai to go to the female benefactor, killing two birds with one stone. ”

The little fat man burst into tears.

Rogue!

"Third, it's good to be a teacher, and the boss here wants to ask for me, so the teacher will push the boat down the river, eat his white food first, and then wash the dishes for him to have a 'bitter love show', so that when he asks for me, won't he give me more silver taels? Hmph! Everything is under the control of the teacher!" The Taoist priest was full of red light and a proud face.

The little fat man was already crying without tears.

Can't live anymore!

"Then Master, do you always calculate how long I have to wash this bowl before that boss can ask you?"

"Don't worry, it's fast, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge!" the Taoist priest smiled slightly, picked up the teacup that was about to be worn out, and continued to wipe it.

Knowing what virtues the Taoist priest had, Li Chuyi pursed his lips and asked: "Master, you are so powerful, do you calculate when I will be able to fly?" I have been practicing with you for so many years, let alone flying, even if I jump high, it is difficult to jump high, is the exercise you taught me a fake?"

"Hmph, how many times have I told you, who do you blame for your own stupid slow cultivation?"

glanced at him lightly, and the Taoist priest's face was unfathomable: "Flying this thing, you can't force it." When the realm is reached, it will naturally be able to soar into the sky and soar into the sky. You are a stupid bird, and you are in a hurry. Besides, the stupid bird flies first, and no one 'lifts' you, how can you fly?"

Looking at the Taoist priest's indifferent expression, the little fat man was speechless, so he could only bow his head and continue to wash the dishes silently, sighing occasionally.

"I've talked a lot of nonsense, when the hell will I be able to fly, I'm so tired from walking!"

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Gradually, the sun set, the sky was getting late, the little fat man's waist was almost straight, and the cup in the Taoist priest's hand was basically only a handle. At this moment, there was a rush of footsteps in the corridor of the backyard, accompanied by a faint sound of talking, approaching the master and apprentice.

"Where?" a voice asked, a faint anxiety in his tone.

"Back to the owner's house, it's in the backyard, and it's there right away. It seemed to be the voice of the hotel shopkeeper, and the tone was respectful.

When the Taoist priest heard this, he smiled proudly: "It's here!"

The little fat man raised his head and looked at the triumphant Taoist priest opposite him expressionlessly.

Old monster, the calculation is really accurate!

Ouch, I'm tired of the master, my ***!

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