Chapter 1 I have a relationship with you

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Wuyang City was a major city in the eastern part of the Dayan Dynasty, and because it was located on a major transportation route, most merchants needed to pass through here, so it was extremely prosperous. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The city is densely populated with restaurants, the market is lined up, and there are all kinds of women who are clear or glamorous and shuttle through the streets.

In a well-known restaurant in the city, a Taoist priest and a teenage chubby child sat on the second floor. The table was full of all kinds of food, and the little fat man who ate was smiling, his hands were like butterflies flying and he kept grabbing the food and stuffing it into his mouth.

The Taoist priest on the opposite side continued to look out the window with a wine glass, looking at the delicate women passing by downstairs and exclaiming "oh" and "ah" from time to time.

When the woman looked up, his face changed and put on a light fairy appearance, and when the elegant and fairy-like temperament led the woman's eyes to shine, he smiled faintly and raised a glass to him, and the woman blushed slightly, and left quickly after returning the salute slightly.

Whenever he succeeded in "convincing" a woman, the Taoist priest would retract his head, snickering proudly in a place where others couldn't see it, and his face was like a fairy family, not to mention the fairy bones, even the ruffians and hooligans had to admire three points when they saw it.

successfully "convinced" a woman again, the Taoist priest took a sip of wine with a smug face, looked at the little fat man who was gobbling up on the opposite side, and looked mocking.

"I said little bastard, you are my apprentice, can we be gentle, you can't learn to be a teacher?"

The little fat man stopped his movements and looked at the Taoist priest viciously.

"Stinky Taoist, do you think I'm you! How many days have we not been in the city? It's been three days, it's been three whole days! I've eaten two chicken legs in the past three days, and I haven't seen any other meat at all! I, Li Chuyi, am a human being, and I want to eat meat, I'm not a rabbit!!

Li Chuyi was wronged. The Taoist priest opposite is his master, who is usually very good to him, but his brain is not normal, and he does something crazy on a whim.

Just like this time, the two of them were originally in a small city in the south, and they had just earned some silver and were ready to settle down there after doing the Dharma for a large local family, but the Taoist priest was nervous again, and he flew here for three full days with Li Chuyi, who was unwilling.

In the past three days, the two of them have been flying without stopping, Li Chuyi was unable to fly because of his lack of cultivation, and was helplessly dragged all the way behind him by a rope tied to the Taoist priest. After three days of wind, even the two chicken legs that were treasured were blown away and blown away in half, Li Chuyi's anger can be imagined.

The Taoist priest was unmoved, so he didn't see Li Chuyi's angry fat face, and sighed softly.

"It's all blamed on the teacher, when I picked you up, I shouldn't have simply named you Li Chuyi, I should have called you Li Livestock, Li Foodie, which is in line with your nature. Alas, it's all to blame for the teacher!"

As he spoke, he took a sip of wine with a sad face.

"You are an old man, you are a livestock, you are a foodie! Don't forget that I have your surname, if you scold me, you will scold yourself!"

Of course, Li Chuyi knew the origin of his name. He was an orphan who was abandoned in the wild not long after he was born, and happened to be picked up by a passing Taoist priest. The Taoist priest's surname was Li, and that day happened to be the first day of the Lunar New Year, so the Taoist priest who wanted to save trouble directly gave him a very "meaningful" name - Li Chuyi.

Seeing that the Taoist priest was shaking his head and ignoring himself, Li Chu rolled his eyes in anger.

"Stinky Taoist, just say it, this time you flew crazy for three days to come to such a place, are you here to visit the building again?"

"This kid, how can you speak?" the Taoist priest's face was straight, "What is going to the building, for the teacher is full of righteousness, Taoist bones and breeze, you look at the teacher's face, how upright and upright, how can you do such a thing as a teacher!"

"Sister Yanzi of the Red Sleeve Building in Fanyang City, Sister Yu'er in Lin Huaicheng who is full of flowers, Shen, Yu, Luo, and Yan in the fragrant Red Garden of Wangjia Town, and ......" Li Chuyi pulled his fingers and counted them one by one, and the faces of the Taoist priests who counted became darker and darker.

Syllable!

slapped Li Chuyi's head, and the Taoist priest glanced at Xiao Er, who seemed to be indifferent in the distance, but had already pricked up his ears to eavesdrop, and the Taoist morale's face became even darker.

"You little bastard, Lao Tzu raised you for nothing, and you know that Lao Tzu's reputation has been ruined! How many times has Lao Tzu told you, I am going to exceed, do I understand excess? I am doing good deeds, not spending time drinking like ordinary people!"

The Taoist priest deliberately said very loudly, the voice was just enough for Xiao Er in the distance to hear, seeing Xiao Er pouting in disbelief and turning his head, the Taoist priest was so angry that he only twitched his cheeks but had no choice, so he could only stare at Li Chuyi who shook his old bottom.

"If you can't say it, I'll beat people, unreasonable stinky Taoist priests! Alas, the truth is often cruel!"

Li Chuyi rubbed his head with a face full of grievances, and when he saw the Taoist priest looking at him viciously, he hurriedly swallowed his argument back, and asked again: "Then what do you say you are here for?"

The Taoist priest's face turned straight and said: "For the teacher to watch the stars at night, pinch your fingers and calculate, and calculate that this place has a fate with our grandfather, so hurry up and come over to find an opportunity." ”

"What chance?" Li Chuyi put on a curious look.

"I don't know. The Taoist priest took a sip of wine, his face was unfathomable, "Chance, when the time comes, how can I calculate it so clearly." Anyway, there are things that are related to our two of us!"

"When I entered the city, I heard that a new Yanjue Fang had opened in the city, I don't know if there is a fate?" Li Chuyi asked coldly.

The Taoist priest was overjoyed when he heard this, but he instantly froze and remained serious, bowed his head and pretended to pinch it.

"Well, there is fate, but not the main thing. If he has some leisure, the old man can go and investigate. ”

Li Chuyi showed an expression of "sure enough", and was looked at by the Taoist priest, not only was he ready to fight, but even took out the thunder talisman, so frightened that he hurriedly rolled his eyes and looked out of the window.

"Master, Master, you see that sister is so beautiful!"

"Where, where, well, it's really good, hey, hey, haha, oh, oh, I've seen it!"

The Taoist priest looked downstairs, and sure enough, he saw a woman with a good posture passing by. Seeing the woman looking at him, he hurriedly picked up the wine glass and sat down, continuing his fairy wind bones, floating out of the dust, Li Chu kept pouting, and Xiao Er in the distance turned his back and took a sip.

"Phew, Dog Daoist!"

Bowing his head and eating for a while, Li Chuyi suddenly remembered something, turned his head to look at Xiao Er imperibly, stretched out his foot under the table and secretly kicked the Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest who swept "Yaxing" turned his head angrily, but saw Li Chuyi squeezing his eyebrows at him, and asked in a whisper: "Master, you are a scholar of heaven and man, and you have calculated the ancient and modern, what should you do if you calculate the money for our meal today." ”

"Food?"

The Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes widened, staring straight at Li Chuyi.

"Out of money?"

Li Chuyi nodded with a bitter face.

"Where's the money?" the Taoist priest frowned, "Didn't Ning Ancheng earn a sum of silver taels for Zhang Da Rich Master before?" I remember correctly, there should be hundreds of taels, why are they all gone?"

"Say, are you secretly hiding it again?" As he spoke, the Taoist priest looked at Li Chuyi suspiciously

"I'm hiding a fart! I'm ......"

Li Chu screamed angrily, and suddenly his heart jumped and remembered that this matter couldn't be too loud, so he hurriedly glanced sideways at Xiao Er, and when he saw that he was not abnormal, he breathed a sigh of relief, lowered his voice and looked at the Taoist priest angrily.

"I'm hiding a fart, you have to hold a parting banquet before leaving, and you have chartered most of the Chunxiang Pavilion to 'exceed' for a night, can you have a few hundred taels of silver left?!"

The Taoist priest's face was a little embarrassed, and it took a long time to smile: "Aren't I doing a good deed, I'm afraid that no one will overtake them when I leave, and it will be bad for them to miss something again." ”

"Then what do you say now?" Li Chu asked, his heart was secretly relieved under his vicious expression. I have followed the Taoist priest since I was a child, and I was bullied by him all day long, and it is very rare to see the Taoist priest eating deflated.

The Taoist priest pondered for a while, muttered a few words silently, and his face suddenly calmed down.

"Rest assured, everything is in the master's hands. ”

Li Chuyi smiled slightly at Li Chuyi, who was surprised, and the Taoist priest turned his head and beckoned to Xiao Er, signaling him to come over.

Xiao Er thought they were going to add wine and food, so he hurriedly trotted to the front, with a smile on his face.

"Guest, what are your orders?"

The Taoist priest posed as a fairy wind and bones, exuding a dusty aura all over his body, and looked at Xiao Er with a mysterious smile on his face.

"This little brother, do you want to succeed?"

"Huh?" Xiao Er looked confused, not understanding what the Taoist priest meant.

The Taoist priest didn't care, but still had a gentle face.

"I mean, do you want to be successful, do you want to make a fortune, do you want to make money, do you want to fly, do you want to live forever?"

"Uh......" Xiao Er was completely confused by him, and Li Chuyi next to him rolled his eyes, already knowing what he wanted to do as a nerve master.

Sure enough, the Taoist priest changed the topic and said with a smile: "The old man Hongchen Taoist is free from the world, looking for destined people." Today, the old man has a fate with you, and he can help you to solve your doubts and help you succeed on the road of life, how about it, do you want to give it a try?"

"This ......"

"Don't worry, the old man is a pedantic man, he knows astronomy and geography, I don't believe you ask my apprentice. ”

Pointing to Li Chuyi, who nodded wildly in cooperation, the Taoist priest continued: "Look, yes, my apprentice never lies. Do you want to calculate fortune, marriage, career, or fortune or misfortune? Or I'll calculate the constellation for you, and I will be the whole world, very accurate, when were you born?"

Xiao Er looked at the Taoist priest who was foaming at the mouth, his face expressionless.

"Well, you're not satisfied? Oh, you want to learn the art of flying away, right? Okay, no problem, look!"

The Taoist priest waved his hand, and a handful of books suddenly appeared in his hand, each of which was shabby and full of vicissitudes, and the first few books could faintly see words such as "Jiuyang Divine Skill", "Ten Directions to Annihilate Dafa", "Thirty-six Strategies in the Room", "How to Become a Mighty Mr."

"How about it, do you have a fancy for it? If you see it, tell me, you and I are destined, and I will give you a big discount!"

After a long time, Xiao Er asked with some hesitation: "Guest officer, are you not rich in money and have no money to pay the bill?"

"Hehe, haha, well, hehe, that, it's not very rich. The Taoist priest laughed a little embarrassed for a long time, and finally admitted.

Xiao Er nodded and didn't speak, took a few steps back and shouted downstairs: "Shopkeeper, someone eats white food!

"Hey, who eats white food, aren't I talking to you about business, don't shout!" the Taoist priest looked dissatisfied.

Xiao Er glared at him fiercely, and continued to shout: "Shopkeeper, come on, this person is still a liar, come on!"

The Taoist priest looked dissatisfied, and was about to explain a few more words, but was kicked by Li Chuyi on the opposite side.

"Eat!"

As soon as Li Chuyi finished speaking, he lowered his head and devoured it, grabbed the food and stuffed it into his stomach desperately.

"Alas, people's hearts are not ancient!"

With a sad sigh on his face, he drank all the wine in the cup, and the Taoist priest bowed his head and followed Li Chuyi to devour.

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