Chapter 184: Funny Little Feet
Sometimes, it's not like you can roll if you want to, like now.
Most of the students who were playing games over there gathered around at this time, and they were all excited.
"Let's continue to talk about ancient cultures!"
"Bogu talks about the present, the purpose of "Boya Cup", let's continue to talk. ”
Li Fan spread his shoulders and smiled at Gu Yating, "Look at it, public opinion!"
Gu Yating said disgustedly: "You call it a foot fetish!You are a foot control!!"
Li Fan sneered, "Although I don't fall in love, even if it's really foot control, so what? Even the great poet Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty wrote: 'The feet on the clogs are like frost, and there are no bustard head socks', you see, even the great poets of the Tang Dynasty are like this." ”
A classmate said: "The translation is: Ah, the beauty's white and transparent little feet are so beautiful!"
The applause and laughter of the crowd suddenly began, and the other visitors in the park gradually gathered, obviously attracted to it.
After seeing Gu Yating's cute pouting appearance, Li Fan suddenly wanted to appreciate it for a while, so he smiled and said, "I'll give you some more great poets!"
In the merry Du Mu's "Song of Socks", there is this sentence: The ruler is reduced by four points, and the slender jade shoots are wrapped in light clouds.
Tang Hanwei's "Clogs" cloud: six-inch skin is round and shiny, white Luo embroidered and red tori.
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"Double Line Entanglement" cloud: "Silla embroidered line entanglement, feet like spring Yan!"
From this, you say, from this what is this!"
Men:
"Foot fetish is innocent!"
"I like little feet too!"
"I want to smell, suck, lick, bite, scratch, take off, pinch, push......"
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The women were speechless, it was too dirty.
Li Fan shrugged his shoulders and said: "I saw it, I saw it, Gu Yating, just you, Tielian, there was no way out in ancient times, modern society has given you a broad road for you to 'Snow Beer', support Tielian, and brave the world!"
Gu Yating lifted the iron lotus and kicked Li Fan with a bang, and everyone laughed when they saw this.
Li Fan dodged Gu Yating's white and tender feet, and said, "Let's talk about the foot control plot in Master Jin Yong's works next?"
"Good!"
"Wonderful!!"
"That's exactly what I wanted!"
Yang Shuo teased: "Li Fan, why are you so knowledgeable? To be such a knowledgeable person as you, only a beauty like Gu Yating in the world can be worthy of you." ”
Gu Yating's face turned crimson when she heard this, her chest was overflowing, but her cheeks were slightly unhappy: "Do you want to die or don't want to live, I can take a fancy to him!"
Li Fan looked indifferent and said, "Hey, I don't like you yet, I don't like big feet." ”
Bang!!
This kick can be applied to Gu Nuxia's 10 percent skill, and he almost didn't give Li Fan a stumble, when he was lifting his feet, Li Fan grabbed Bai Nen's feet firmly, and did not let go, regardless of Gu Nuxia's struggle.
"Then let's start with a classic passage in Mr. Jin Yong's "Heaven and Dragon Slayer": Zhang Wuji fell into Zhao Min's trap, the two were trapped in the dungeon, and Zhang Wuji came up with a trick in a hurry," Li Fan said this, took off Gu Yating's sandals, pressed her ankles hard, and scratched Gu Yating's soles quickly, "Zhang Wuji just scratched like this, and Zhao Min fell in love with Zhang Wuji completely." The original text said: I have a strange feeling in my heart, and it seems that I just want him to touch his feet again!"
Gu Yating was ashamed and angry, her cheeks were delicate and red, and even her neck and ears were red with shame, seeing that Li Fan's hand was loose, she hurriedly withdrew the jade foot that was half on Li Fan's left leg, and pretended to be calm and went straight to the bathroom not far away in a panic.
Li Fan's eyes were on everyone, and he didn't pay attention to this, he continued: "Brothers and sisters, the 'stumbling' girl whose feet have been played with is of course pestering Zhang Wuji in the future! It is precisely because of this 'foot-shaking friend' that Zhao Min is right or wrong Zhang Wuji will not marry. ”
Everyone laughed, Yang Shuo was not willing to be lonely, and said: "I also say one, everyone is familiar with "Tianlong Babu", among which Ah Zi's feet are also Fang Yan, the original text wrote: 'A pair of snow-white and crystal little feet, it is really as smooth as jade, as soft as satin'......
Ah Zi has a strong queenly tendency, and she abuses You Tanzhi in a variety of ways. You Tanzhi is willing to be her slave, and there is a plot that describes 'foot control' very boldly: when You Tanzhi takes one of Ah Zi's toes in her mouth, she only feels a dizzy soul wandering, and her body is soft and unable to stand. Then, for the sake of these feet, You Tanzhi dedicated all his eyeballs. ”
A girl said: "I'll also say one, Huang Rong's foot-washing section!"
Aren't you girls not participating?
Li Fan said: "I'll say one more, Yang Guo fluttered butterflies in his dream! This plot was not in the previous "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", and Mr. Jin Yong later added this plot in the revised version.
Said that on this day, the little dragon girl finished washing, turned off the faucet, and went to bed, it was the rope, Yang Guo saw the pair of slender white feet, and the passion in his heart rippled, the original text was: Yang Guo said in his heart: 'I just need to be obedient, and my aunt will not drive me away.' I have been here all my life looking at her little white feet, and I have been very happy all my life. ’
Then he had a dream in which he caught two butterflies...... At this time, someone suddenly shouted: "Guo'er, what are you doing?" Yang Guo woke up in shock, and was dumbfounded, holding his aunt's two slender jade feet in his hands.
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Someone said: "I'll also say one, Yang Kangwen Mu Nianci's embroidered shoes ......"
"I'll say one too!"
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Okay, some of the leaders in this group of Chinese liberal arts students are specialized in the three-inch golden lotus at this time, and the onlookers are both knowledgeable and dumbfounded, you ...... Shouldn't you be a bunch of well-behaved babies with books in hand?
After a while, Gu Yating returned to the crowd, her sideburns were slightly hung with a little water droplet, probably because she had just washed her face and cooled herself down. At this time, her complexion returned to its original state, white as a lotus root.
Li Fan was listening to his companions chatting, and when he saw Gu Yating coming back, he withdrew his feet on the stone steps, took out a few facial tissues from his pocket, spread them on the stone steps, and then continued to listen to his companions' nonsense.
Seeing this, Gu Yating sat down, her chin was supported with her hands, her eyes flowed, and she heard a burst of laughter when she heard the joy. After a while, her eyes glanced at it, and saw Li Fan take out a few more facial tissues and pave them on the stone steps on the other side, and the girl who sat down said with a smile on her sugar: "Thank you!"
Li Fan turned to Gu Yating, raised his left eye slightly, and said, "Look at people, how polite they are, look at you again, you don't even have a word of thanks!"
Gu Yating bit her lip slightly, and suddenly smiled, as if she had discovered a new continent, she was finally able to take revenge, she said excitedly: "Hey, Li Fan, you sometimes squint your eyes! God, there are flaws! Dude, no, you, what about the handsomeness of the 360° without dead ends?"
When Li Fan heard this, he managed to squeeze out his slanted eyes again, and said, "So what? Even Tao Yuanming has slanted white eyes, and I occasionally inadvertently reveal it, which is a tribute to my idol!"
Everyone was puzzled:
"I haven't seen any relevant information that says Tao Yuanming has slanted eyes?"
"Yes, I also like Tao Yuanming, I have studied very deeply, and there is no one in the history of the wild!"
"You just stop and stay, listen to Shuai Li popularize knowledge for us!"
……
Everyone was curious and locked their eyes on Li Fan.
At this time, I saw Li Fan talking nonsense in a serious manner: "Tao Yuanming's sentence 'picking chrysanthemums under the east fence, leisurely seeing Nanshan', everyone think about it carefully, picking chrysanthemums in the east can see Nanshan, isn't it slanting eyes, what is it?!"
Everyone fainted together, and they liked the way you talked so nonsense but still had a reason!
Gu Yating pursed her lips and was defeated again.
Li Fan said: "Okay, you guys are, I have something to do with Tie Lian, let's go Tie Lian." ”
Gu Yating glared at him, glared at him, glared at him again, but still left the crowd after following his ass, and quietly raised her hand behind him to make a beating appearance.
The reason why Li Fan went out temporarily for a period of time today was because variety show actress He Huan asked him, who was the once unknown graphic model who became popular all over the country with "Speed Star".
The two had crossed paths before, and when they took promotional photos in Mr. Chen's studio, the two had an exchange with each other, and they had a good impression of each other.
At this meeting, He Huan still did not change his previous true colors, fully demonstrating the domineering of the local tyrant He, Patek Philippe's watches, necklaces of the haute couture brand Lani, and LV global limited edition bags...... What a hob!
When Li Fan was chatting with her at that time, he glanced at the Patek Philippe watch, thinking how many snacks this could buy for my sister.
Li Fan asked in a roundabout way: "Sister Huan, how many endorsements have you received in the past two years?"
"I want to think about it!" He Huan snapped his fingers and counted for a moment, "10, uh no, 11!"
"So much?" Li Fan began to calculate her approximate income, thinking to himself that once she was out of breath, how could this young lady live with a lot of money?
"It's not much, I still want to pick up a few more, make money, I also took 4 movies and 3 TV series!"
Li Fan likes to be blunt in front of people who feel good, he doesn't feel that He Huan is like that kind of narrow-minded person, so he said: "It's easy to go from thrift to luxury, and it's hard to go from luxury to thrift!"
He Huan said helplessly: "I know too, but do you know the feeling of getting rich, the feeling of swiping the card, it's so cool! Every time I swipe the card, I have a sentence in my heart: The old lady is finally not poor!"
He Huan's appointment with Li Fan this time is not to catch up, and the two have no old friendship, the reason is that "Speed Star" wants to record a program with the theme of school tyrants, and it wants to invite a few super school tyrants.
Recording this kind of program, Li Fan is naturally indispensable, and not only Li Fan, because the program team watched last Saturday's "Huaguo Idiom Conference" and saw Li Fan and Gu Yating's joint brushing of records, they naturally moved the idea of inviting the two into the show.
is on a variety show with this appearance, so netizens don't do anything else, just take a screenshot when watching the show!
He Huan came to the capital to buy a house this time, so he contacted him for the program team first, and asked him to help contact Gu Yating.
Li Fan's side is not a big problem, the key is whether Gu Yating is interested or not.
The willow trees are in full bloom, the lotus flowers are in full bloom, Li Fan sat by the river and said, "Do you want to participate?"
"Besides, how are you preparing for "The Strongest Brain"?"
"It's a mess, I contacted the program team, and they are also thinking of a new challenge project, you can come to the scene to cheer me on when the time comes!"
"Let's talk about it!" After Gu Yating secretly smiled evilly, she glanced at her white and tender feet again, her ten delicate toes were curled, and asked, "Li Fan, my feet are really big?"
"Kidding you, Tie Lian!"
Gu Yating finally accepted the invitation to "Speed Star", because she received a call from the program team afterwards. The program team said that this was a show of abuse and abuse, and Gu Yating immediately agreed when she heard this. After she put down the phone, she moved her slender jade fingers, stretched a big lazy waist, and said in her heart: Sample, let you be arrogant!
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Time flies like a white horse, the days are fleeting, and soon, there is only one week left until September 1st, and the first half of the training of the "Boya Cup" is coming soon, and a new round of screening exams is coming.
In the dormitory, in front of several large tables, the learning atmosphere is very strong, everyone is holding books, concentrating on sharpening their kitchen knives, sharpening knives in battle, not happy and light.
Li Fan was very relaxed, because he had the Qinglong Yanyue Knife hidden in his arms, and with a swing of the big knife, he was killed and injured! He came to the Boya Cup to absorb the things at the bottom of the box on the professors, and it was the feelings and insights that had been tempered by the years, and what he Li Fan needed was this.
The same sentence of poetry or an argument, the understanding of people of different ages and different experiences is very different, Li Fan is not in his seventies or eighties, and some things need to be told by those who have come over.
As a result, in addition to his normal classes, Li Fan spent most of his time on visiting tours, and basically appeared at a professor's house with fruits every day.
When those professors faced Li Fan's eager eyes, they were also thinking about a question: What else did he not know about the child in front of him? Sometimes he had to ask others in turn.
During this time, Li Fan's fame and popularity have been online and have been soaring!
The ratings of the semi-finals of the "Chinese Poetry Conference" broke a new high, reaching a rating of 2.7, and the number of clicks on a single issue of the network reached more than 4,000 after a week of accumulation.
Netizens obviously know the final result of the recording, but they still do not change their original intention to contribute ratings and clicks, for no other reason, look at Li Fan!
Especially in the "Flying Flower Order" link, netizens ridiculed: Li Fan opened the era of artificial intelligence for mankind.
How did Li Fan do it? He has read a lot of books, hasn't he? The most terrifying thing is that he is at ease!
When others play "Flying Flower Order", everyone can see the overstretched, worried, meditative and so on, but Li Fan plays "Flying Flower Order", just like reporting the numbers in order, sitting and waiting for you to make a move in a relaxed and happy way, which is completely a bullying and beating session.
As for the finals of the poetry conference, the ratings successfully broke 3! The number of network hits reached more than 5,000 in a week. Finally, the poetry conference made a beautiful ending in the midst of stumbling. There are 11 episodes of the whole program, although it is not as praised from beginning to end as last year's idiom conference, but it is not bad.
This morning, Yuan Yuan called and informed Li Fan to participate in the celebration banquet held by the column group, but Li Fan really didn't have time, let's do the math, "Rapid Star" will be recorded in the past two days, and then it will be the screening exam of the Boya Cup, and after that, "The Strongest Brain" will be recorded again, how can Li Fan have time to go to Liaodong to accompany you to dinner?
That's not realistic!
Yuan Yuan: "Li Fan, you must attend this celebration banquet!"
Li Fan: "I really can't come, busy!"
"Half of this celebration banquet is to thank you and Liu Shishi, how can you not attend?"
"Then I'm sorry, Sister Yuan, I really don't have time. ”
"But the hearts of the program team and the station are in vain. ”
"What mind?"
"Like the lifelong free education provided by the program sponsor Yousheng Education for Little Jelly, the family tour package provided by the program team during the 11th Golden Week......"
"Oh, busy, really busy, I think about it...... Eh, if you squeeze it, there will still be a drop of time!"
After Li Fan put down Yuan Yuan's phone, an unfamiliar number came to the phone, and after he connected, the other party said: "Hello, Xiaofan, I'm Qu Ying!"
I'll go, old Qutou!
The captain of "Rapid Star" called in person, which surprised Li Fan, the other party was very friendly, the main meaning was to have fun and not be restrained when you came to the show in a few days, and then said Qu Ying's ultimate goal, and asked Li Fan if he could help bring over a few authentic roast ducks in Beijing.
After chatting, the phone said: "Good brother, thank you for helping me bring roast duck, come, slogan go again, e-are...... You say, do it again, e-are......"
Li Fan said helplessly: "Tired of logging!"