Wednesday morning.

At the gate of Kyoto.

"Hurry up, I'm missing my plane for a while!"

"What's the hurry? The queen is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry!"

"You women are such a nuisance. ”

"Heh, if you men are extinct, we women don't have to bother so much. ”

……

The two walked briskly to the school gate and were arguing with each other.

Of course, the time to get to the airport is very abundant, but it is not very easy to take a taxi at the gate of Beijing, and with the traffic conditions in Beijing, there is absolutely nothing wrong with leaving early.

Gu Yating cleaned up neatly, she put on a beige small lapel shirt on her upper body, and chose a pair of tight pencil pants on her lower body, the hem of the shirt was tucked into the waistband of the pants, she was already tall, and she showed her slender figure even more, and the two well-proportioned long legs tightly wrapped in the pencil pants were very straight, and Li Fan wanted to take a large scale to measure it.

After finally stopping a taxi, the two of them got into the back seat, and then it was time for the driver to tell the story.

"Pull you little celebrities, I've pulled a lot, don't look at your sunglasses and mask, I can hear it when you open your mouth. The driver said proudly.

"Yes, who else did the master pull?" Li Fan accosted while flipping out the "Poetry Magazine" that he had just stopped buying in the newspaper, preparing to find his own "Poetry Theory".

The driver master is like a few treasures: "What kind of GGBOYS, Xiaolong team......"

Gu Yating smiled: "Can't it, they also take a taxi?"

"Hey, celebrities don't take taxis, don't mention them, even foreign celebrities have also taken my car. ”

Gu Yating laughed: "Then you are too powerful." ”

The driver said very proudly: "Of course, the driver of our capital is well-informed!

"What?"

"You are welcome to play my subject with hot oil!"

It is common for drivers and masters to love to chat, otherwise they can suffocate to death by sitting in the car all day.

Gu Yating chatted with the driver's master, while Li Fan flipped through the "Poetry Magazine" and casually turned a few pages of the "Poetry Theory" published by himself.

This is an era when poetry and Chinese studies have been forgotten, and there are basically very few people among the people who are interested in poetry. Not to mention the common people, that is, college students from various schools, and how many of them are holding Tang and Song poems to study? If there is, it is estimated that they will also be regarded as "outliers"; of course, this does not refer to liberal arts colleges, but it is just a general discussion.

If poetry is still like this, then articles such as poetry theory research are even more unpopular. Although the latest issue of the Poetry Journal contains Li Fan's "On Poetry", it is unlikely that this article, published under a pseudonym, will cause an explosive reaction among the Chinese public. However, it has attracted special attention among those who love literature and art.

Occasionally, people who have read "On Poetry", if the level is acceptable, are basically conquered by this author called "Xianyu", and wonder which expert's pen name is this? Baidu searched for it, and there is no such person at all.

The "three realms" of life and art in "On Poetry", after chewing carefully, I suddenly felt that the artistic conception was lingering and quite philosophical.

However, there are also people with an average level who are illiterate, such as the young passenger who came up halfway. As soon as the young man got into the car, he saw that the person with his face tightly covered closed a publication at this time, he was bored, and said:

"Brother, can you lend me a look?"

"Hmm!" Li Fan nodded, although he was fully armed, he was afraid that the voice would betray him again, so he didn't dare to talk nonsense.

Li Fan flipped through the "Poetry Magazine", found the page "Poetry Theory", and handed it to him.

The young man took it and skimmed through the first few lines before sneering, he pointed to Li Fan with the first few words and said, "It's really interesting, brother, look." Last night, the west wind withered the green trees, and I went up to the tall building alone, looking at the end of the world. The belt gradually widened and did not regret it, and made people haggard for Yixiao...... These three sentences are obviously love poems, but they have been made into the three realms of life and art by this author!

Li Fan scratched his head, like a fish in his throat.

The young man sighed: "The current magazine is becoming more and more informal, more and more gimmicky, I remember that the previous "Poetry Magazine" was very serious and rigorous, and then look at the current one, quoting a few love poems to say what the 'three realms', isn't this nonsense?"

Li Fan was uncomfortable, glanced at the little brother through his sunglasses, and said in his heart: Look at what you understand.

"I'll look at this author," the young man glanced at the author's name and said, "Hey, Xianyu! This pen name is good, I think it's really idle, eh, don't you say, little brother?"

"It's completely wrong for you to understand it this way!" Gu Yating suddenly turned around, frowned slightly, and said, "These few words and sentences that were originally unrelated, because of the combination of the authors, have a new artistic conception and a new flavor." ”

When the young man looked up, he suddenly felt that his head was blank, and it turned out that there was a little beauty sitting in front of him.

Gu Yating said: "Do you know the use and quotation of poetry? In the process of poetry creation, there are many people who quote the poems of their predecessors for their own use, such as the sentence 'If the sky is loved, the sky will be old, and the moon will be full like a hateless moon'. Then, since the author has taken these three lines from the three poems and blended them together, it naturally gives them new life. ”

Li Fan nodded and said "um" vigorously.

Gu Yating said: "After the combination of unrelated words and sentences because of 'idle fish', the artistic conception of 'idle fish' is brewed. ”

The young man frowned and said, "But, I haven't read any artistic conception?"

Gu Yating said: "Then let me tell you about Xianyu's 'Three Realms Theory' is about the stages and hardships of the artist's cultivation and creation, which involves a leap in thinking and image. The three realms are respectively conceived from the beginning, repeatedly scrutinized in the middle, and finally achieved a complete leap through artistic practice! That is, the two of 'epiphany' and 'gradual cultivation' are dialectically unified. ”

"That's right!" Li Fan hummed heavily again.

The young man said: "What do you mean, this 'idle fish' is quite remarkable?"

Gu Yating said: "Of course, if you don't have basic artistic aesthetics and sufficient Chinese culture literacy in the article of 'Xianyu', you will definitely not realize the beauty of it." ”

"Well said!" Li Fan said.

Gu Yating glanced back at Li Fan, and continued to say to the young man: "The theory of the three realms is very cleverly borrowed by 'Xianyu' to talk about the realm of learning and achieving great things. In one sentence, it is very thorough and full of meaning. Among young people, Xianyu can write such an article!"

"That's right!"

Gu Yating turned around and said coldly: "Yes to your sister, get out of the car, don't leave my bag behind." ”

The young man looked at the back of the young man and woman getting out of the car, and muttered a sentence in his mouth: "Now these sixteen or seventeen children are not simple, and opening their mouths is poetry and Chinese studies." ”

The driver said, "That's, Jingda." ”

The young man was stunned, "Oh! No wonder." ”

The driver said curiously: "You don't know that kid? Li Fan!"

"I don't know, and if you wear a mask and sunglasses, you can't tell if you know him, why is he? Singer or movie star?"

The driver was disdainful: "You don't know the characters and cultural idols who have been in the news for two months? ”

The driver's inner activity at this time may be like this: It's terrible to be uneducated, Azi (English ass: stupid)!

……

Shanghai City.

In the presidential suite of a hotel, a group of celebrities are busy.

Chen Fang and Qian Feng were playing online games, and Chen Fang complained while playing: "Are you a pig?

Qian Feng said helplessly: "Don't make any noise, please, don't ink, okay?"

Chen Fang sighed: "Use your brain, use your brain!" Hey, pig teammate. ”

Qu Ying sat on the chair and made porridge on the phone, with a smile on his face, and he said very warmly: "Good baby, listen to your mother......"

Zheng Yuan casually pressed the remote control and broadcast the station casually, which happened to be broadcast to Zhehe Satellite TV Station, which was playing the latest issue of "Laughter Club", he was slightly stunned, and said to everyone: "I'll go, isn't this Li Fan and Gu Yating? ”

Except for the two who played the game, several other people came over, sat on the sofa and watched this episode, and let out an exclamation:

"Wow, this kid is so smart!"

"Not only is it easy to read a wide range of Chinese studies, but also its brain is flexible. ”

"Look at the routines of these comedians, they are basically all seen through by Li Fan, which is very powerful!"

……

At this time, He Huan, who had just put on a mask, pushed the door in, because she was not wearing contact lenses, she took a few steps forward, bowed her waist to look closely, and then smiled forward and backwards, she said: "I told you, this kid is not the kind of person who dies to read." ”

After everyone watched the show, Qu Ying said to Chen Fang, who was playing games behind him: "Fang Fang, you have an opponent!"

Chen Fang said domineeringly: "Let him come, let's put our head here, take it out and measure it, at least half a catty more than him!"

As soon as these words fell, a staff member knocked on the door and introduced Li Fan and Gu Yating into the room.

"Hello seniors, I'm Li Fan. Li Fan leaned over slightly.

"Hello seniors, I'm Gu Yating, please take care of me. Gu Yating waved her hand to everyone.

The eyes of the stars gathered together, and they couldn't help but be a little stunned, just the two children in front of them, take out one at will, this appearance is incomparable, and now they appear in pairs in front of everyone's eyes, this beautiful look suddenly makes people feel happy in their hearts.

Chen Fang unconsciously let out a "wow", and pulled Sun Yuan, who was immersed in the game, and said, "Stop playing, look, a natural pair!"

At this time, Qu Ying came over enthusiastically and said: "Welcome to the arrival of the two of you, come to our show, everyone have a good time, I will first introduce Xiaofan and Yating, this is the speed manager in the show - Zheng Yuan!"

"Brother Yuan is good!"

"Brother Yuan, you are more handsome than on TV!"

Zheng Yuan said happily: "That's nature. ”

Qu Ying: "This is Sun Yuan, who is physically responsible, and this is Chen Fang, who is mentally responsible, and this ...... This used to be a beautiful person—"

He Huan interrupted: "What did you call before?

"Now you're not," Qu Ying pointed to Gu Yating beside her, and teased, "Do you think you're still there now?"

"Well, you win. ”

"That is the former handsome Qian Feng, me, I'm a scholar-"

He Huan interrupted again and said with revenge: "Brother Ying is the age responsible, commonly known as the old Qutou!"

Zheng Yuan teased: "I heard that the cookie cookie still needs to find Brother Ying's spokesperson, is there such a thing, Brother Ying." ”

"Guess what?"

Li Fan put the roast duck he brought on the table, and the stars ate it separately, eating it one by one, with a harmonious atmosphere and bursts of laughter.

Qu Ying chewed while broadcasting to Zhehe Satellite TV, "My daughter-in-law's TV series has arrived, I'll show you." ”

This is a Tang Dynasty court drama, and it is also a story of a female diaosi's counterattack, the folk girl played by Qu Ying's daughter-in-law Ye Li sang all the way into the court, and was kneeling on the ground to receive the holy decree at this time.

The eunuch held the holy decree in his hand and said: "Carried by heaven, the emperor edict said......"

Chen Fangdao: "Eh, no, this TV series is a goof, there is a down jacket and a half-cut hat in the corner of the camera, everyone pay attention." ”

Sun Yuandao: "This is all good, goofs are sometimes difficult to avoid, and now the three views of the TV series are correct, and I am afraid of ruining the three views." ”

Qian Feng said with a smile: "Like a hand-torn devil crotch hidden mine or something, the machine gun has unlimited bullets." I see netizens complaining, it seems that the edict of the emperor of Fengtian is not read like this, right? It should be read as 'Fengtian carries the emperor, the edict says', isn't it, two scholars. ”

Gu Yating nodded, "Yes, you can also read the whole sentence continuously." ”

"Why do you read that?"

Gu Yating said: "Because "Fengtian carrier" is a modifier for "emperor". ”

"Then why do you read it wrong?"

Gu Yating explained: "Ming Taizu decided that the main hall of the Great Dynasty would be the Fengtian Palace, and his subordinates were the first to be called 'Fengtian Carrying Emperor'. And in the holy decree, because the emperor is the 'Son of Heaven', when 'heaven' and 'emperor' are written together, they must be equal. The top box of the 'emperor' is written in the same row as 'heaven', so it is mistaken for 'carried by the heavens, and the emperor said'. ”

The stars suddenly, look at others, no wonder it's a scholar, a scholar is not called in vain!

Li Fan added: "This Fengtian Emperor Zhao Yuanzhang began to use it when he was the emperor, and the Tang Dynasty issued a holy decree that did not say so at all. ”

The celebrities are curious.

"What do you say?"

Li Fan said: "The holy decrees of the Tang Dynasty mostly start with the word "under the door", because the holy decree is generally reviewed and issued by the subordinate provinces in the three provinces and six departments. During the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, it was mostly used to 'respond to the heavens and be ordered by Zi Ming', and each dynasty was different. Moreover, there are too many mistakes in the holy decree alone, and basically all TV dramas are completely wrong.

First of all, the holy decree is not 'local tyrant gold', but colorful, and there are three, five, and seven colors of the holy decree for officials above the fifth rank, and the higher the rank, the more colors - yellow, red, purple, blue, blue, and ochre...... These colors are not dyed, nor are they patchwork, they are woven directly in one go.

……”

Qu Ying said with a smile: "Look, what is a scholar, I can't hold it at all when I talk about it." ”

Li Fan made a big red face, are you praising me or am I talking nonsense?

Seeing that Li Fan stopped talking, everyone said:

"What's wrong with that?"

"I'm talking about it. ”

……

Li Fan simplified and said: "In this TV series, there is no such person in the history of Li Yuanba, there is a Li Xuanba, who hung up at the age of 16 and ......"

Oh!

Everyone sighed.

Qu Ying clapped her hands and exclaimed: "Hey, Xueba is Xueba, wait until tomorrow, let's combine Tianba and clean them up." ”

"Xiao Fan, don't listen to him, it's easy to pull back with him!"

After everyone laughed, they went back to their rooms to sleep.

That night, when Li Fan was sleeping soundly, Qu Ying knocked on the door and walked indoors.

He looked a little restless and said, "Xiaofan, how did your parents raise you to be so smart?

This question...... How do you ask Li Fan to answer?

"Well, let it be, I'm free-range. ”

"Stocking? I don't believe it, there's no secret?"

"Not really, what's wrong?"

Qu Ying rubbed her face and said helplessly: "How to teach my children, but the grades are at the bottom, and I am in a hurry." ”

"Some children have late enlightenment, which is normal. ”

"I still want to learn from you, are you really free-range?"

"Well, stocking. ”

Looking at Qu Ying's listless back, Li Fan couldn't help but sigh, pitying the hearts of parents all over the world.

I lay down and went back to sleep, and when I was dazed, the door of this room was quietly opened.

Two videographers carried the machine to record the room, and a staff member cautiously walked to the side of the bed and whispered:

"Li Fan, wake up!"

(PS: The last chapter collapsed.,With the help of Maple Leaf.,Corrected it at more than 1 o'clock in the morning.,Thank you Maple Leaf.,Thank you for pointing out the problem.。 ）