Most foreigners who claim to be proficient in China are almost the same, take a Chinese name that they think is profound, know some historical allusions, and read a few books on the art of war, thinking that they know themselves and know each other.

In fact, the Chinese are so complicated that we have pondered for thousands of years and finally messed up.

This time to design IKEA, Sima Pengze has two tricks in his hand.

Secretly is a handle that he thinks is big, and when he lays the groundwork, he can directly beat a young talent into a street rat that everyone shouts and beats. Jiang Che had to give in.

Mingli, Sima Pengze played a very Chinese "vertical and horizontal", lobbied around with his own identity, united a group of foreign e-commerce, and collectively put pressure on IKEA.

Now, when Sima Pengze, who thinks that he has studied "Chinese relations" to a deep degree, is roaring at Cheng Xiao:

"Why is this happening?!Why can't the news be published? Why do your officials take advantage but their words don't count?!"

The allies he brokered had already defected when they saw that the situation was not good.

In the era of first-class foreign masters, although they were able to do a lot of things through preferential policies and some officials who were eager for political achievements and greedy for personal gain, they could not control the minds and legs of the common people.

When the legs of the masses walked towards IKEA, when an undercurrent of anti-imports was gathering, they panicked.

But the person who can unlock the bell this time is not the person who tied the bell, but the person who was tied to the bell by them in the first place. He is IKEA Jiang Che.

It is the Loess Plateau that does not kneel, the towering Kunlun does not kneel, the Great Wall does not kneel, so IKEA Jiang Che does not kneel.

The foreigners and agents found Jiang Che two days ago, which was not difficult, but the difficult thing was to talk to him. It is said that he was a man who was unforgiving, a very troublesome person.

They prepared for the tough and then saw a few situations:

IKEA Jiang Che has a bag in his left hand, which contains green onions, ginger and perilla leaves, and a bag in his right hand, filled with water, in which there is a live fish flicking its tail.

He drives the car, looks after the bags in the mall, and looks after the bags at the beach.

"So, those are really two horrible women. Foreigners sighed.

Chinese agents told foreigners, "In this country, there is a terrible existence, called your mother-in-law, and there is an even more terrible existence, called mother-in-law." ”

In view of the fact that Jiang Che was traveling here, there were always two big men, Tang Lianzhao and Chen Youzhu, who were not far away, and a group of people ran around against the sun for the past two days, but they couldn't even talk to Jiang Che.

Fortunately, this time, after two hours of roasting the sun on the beach, under the wonderful scenery of the sunset and the afterglow on the ground, Jiang Che finally took the initiative to walk towards them.

Several agents swarmed up.

"Mr. Jiang, I'm ......"

"I am ......"

Jiang Che took a few business cards in his hand and said, "Let's talk at the IKEA store tomorrow." ”

Then I just turned around and walked away, walked back to the side of the road, and went to the car door.

In 1995, it was rare for someone to be so arrogant in front of foreigners, Jiang Che was one.

But foreigners can't do anything about him.

Whether they are the regional leaders or the agents, they have the business plan and sales targets of the head office behind them to explain, and once the negotiations completely collapse, they cannot bear this responsibility.

And Jiang Che is not afraid, after this battle, he is full of flags, and no one dares to pull it out easily except himself.

…………

"Xiao Che. ”

"Huh. ”

"Drink water. ”

Mother Lin put a glass of water on the coffee table, then sat down on the sofa and said, "Auntie is going back tomorrow, I want to say a few words to you before leaving." ”

Jiang Che sat upright, "Auntie, you say." ”

"Well, I'll give you this first. Mother Lin opened the duffel bag and took out a white woolen scarf, "It's my aunt who knitted it herself, it's not very good, look at ......"

On a June day in the world, Jiang Che received a scarf, which was wide in some places, narrow in some places, and seemed to have deliberately jumped a few squares to keep it for ventilation.

Jiang Che said happily: "Thank you, Auntie, I will definitely wear it." ”

"Well, that, Auntie has heard and seen a lot of things in the past two days, and she has thought a lot. Mother Lin pondered for a moment and asked, "Can you tell Auntie, what do you like to be quiet?"

"This ......" Jiang Che paused.

"I can't think of it, can I?" said Mother Lin, "To be honest, I can't think of it either." ”

"......" Jiang Che smiled, "No, I was just thinking about how to tell your aunt." Not to mention the advantages of Lin...... Roughly speaking, I have a best friend named Zheng Xinfeng, who Jingjing also knows. Once, he said something to me, saying that the people who have been around me in the past two years seem to be different, only your daughter, who is still the same. ”

Mother Lin didn't understand for a while, and she was confused.

"I'm changing, too, but I've always been the same in front of your daughter. After Jiang Che finished speaking, he added in his heart: Your daughter, she is a coordinate for me in this world of two lifetimes.

"Oh. Mother Lin thought for a while and said very frankly: "To be honest, Auntie didn't understand, but looking at the way you spoke, it seems that this truth is very common and very important." ”

Jiang Che: "......"

"Auntie said so. Mother Lin, who has always been heartless, was rare and a little solemn, and said: "My daughter, I'm afraid I can't stop it, not to mention that I don't want to stop it."

But in fact, my aunt, like the rest of the family, thinks that you are inappropriate, especially after watching and hearing about it in the past few days...... What should I do?"

What should I do about this sound, Jiang Che heard it and saw a mother who was really worried about her daughter.

Without waiting for him to speak, Mother Lin continued: "That's it, if you dislike her one day, tell your aunt frankly, and your aunt will take her away." ”

"......" Jiang Che was in a state of mind for a moment, and he was at a loss.

Mother Lin: "Hey, you're really thinking about this situation?!"

"No, I didn't. Jiang Che looked flustered and hurriedly said.

"Okay. Mother Lin smiled and said, "Auntie knows that you can't answer, because it's useless to say it." ”

Jiang Che nodded, "Auntie, don't worry." ”

"Good. ”

After Lin's mother returned to the room, Jiang Che thought that her mother was likely to explain something to her, but she didn't.

Jiang Ma seems to be easy to get involved in everything, but in fact, she clearly knows that there are some things that it is best not to speak.

The next morning, Jiang Che sent his mother and Lin's mother on the plane at the airport.

After that, he did not rush to the IKEA store, but went to the summit first.

"I want you to stop Sima Pengze and Cheng Xiao first. Jiang Che said: "I'm afraid that as soon as I start talking, he will run away when he receives the news." ”

Zheng Xinfeng said: "Okay. But what else can you do with him? In the stock market, you cheat him for tens of millions, and he can't do anything, but you can't do anything about him then...... I still say it as before, first-class foreign masters, Lao Jiang. ”

"Anyway, you just stop him first...... Bring Lin Shengli. ”

In recent years, many local officials are afraid of foreigners, but there is one kind of person who is not afraid, people in the army.