Chapter 186: Run, Brother

The next day, at 4 a.m.

Everyone was woken up early by the program team and swayed into the makeup artist's room in a daze. Ding Jiang, another regular guest of the show, also came in a hurry later, and he was accompanied by Wang Mu, a guest of this issue.

Ding Jiang is known as "hide and seek", if he hides, even if you dig three feet into the ground, it is basically useless, unless a female guest shouts outside: "Ding Jiang, I want to fight you alone!"

Wang Mu doesn't need to mention it anymore, he is a popular first-line student.

After everyone finished making up, some staff began to assign VJ (with cameraman) to Li Fan, Gu Yating and Wang Mu.

All three of them are good-looking, easy-going and friendly people, in fact, the videographers are willing to talk to anyone, but ...... This link is obviously that Gu Yating is more popular with cameramen.

These three big men are scrambling to follow Gu Yating, and their mouths are full of long Korean sounds, what a word, something like that, because they are Korean cameramen.

Seeing this, Li Fan smiled at Gu Yating beside him: "Look, how much these big brothers like you." ”

Gu Yating raised her eyebrows: "Sample, have you fallen out of favor?"

As soon as these words fell, producer Chang Lei led the three girls over and said, "The three of you choose your own guests." ”

"I'll talk to Li Fan. ”

"Farewell, my surname is Li, and we are a family. ”

Seeing this, the third girl said, "Actually, my grandfather's surname is also Li." ”

……

At half past four, everyone drove to a nearby park to record the opening show.

The director held a loudspeaker: "Three-two-one, start." ”

Qu Ying walked out from behind the rockery, he was dressed in Hanfu and had a lock of beard sticked, shaking a fan as he walked and said: "Go to the east of the big river, the waves are exhausted, the eternal romantic characters, I Qu Zhuge -"

The director said: "This dress is not from Zhuge Liang's era, you can play Tang Yin!"

"Tang people?"

"It's Tang Bohu!"

Qu Ying waved her hand awkwardly, "Then do it all over again." ”

The second guest was Ding Jiang, who carried a hoe and said as he walked: "

The birds love the old forest, and the pond fish thinks about the old place.

Open up the wilderness in the south and return to the garden. ”

Qu Ying said: "What are you?"

Ding Jiang said: "I'm Ding Yuanming!"

"Brother Yuanming is good!"

"White Tiger is good!"

Qu Ying: "......"

……

After the first 6 fixed male guests appeared, the stars gathered around and teased each other.

At this time, the director said: "Next, I would like to invite our guests to appear today." ”

Stars:

"Who is today's guest?"

"I'm looking forward to it!"

"Look, wow, Li Fan!"

When the words fell, Li Fan wore a Tang costume and carried a sword, walked over, drew his sword and recited poetry: "

Zhao Keman Hu Ying, Wu Hook Shuang Xueming.

The silver saddle shines on the white horse, like a shooting star.

Kill one person in ten steps, and don't stay for a thousand miles.

Brushing off the clothes and going away, hiding deep with the name.

Hello everyone, I'm Li Bai!"

Everyone was as if they were meeting for the first time, and everyone was surprised.

Qu Ying was surprised: "Ah, I really didn't expect this, I didn't expect it at all," he said this, and said to the camera, "Some of the audience may not know this brother, let me introduceβ€”β€”"

"Old Qutou, forget it, who doesn't know the people of the whole country?"

"Double champion of the Poetry Conference and Idiom Conference, Niwei World Record Holder!"

Qu Ying smiled: "Yes, when I didn't say, welcome Li Fan to our show." ”

After the last male guest, Wang Mu, appeared, He Huan appeared happily in front of everyone dressed as a princess, and everyone stepped forward to "ask for help" to serve the princess.

At this time, the director said: "Today's theme is the princess defense battle, and we have another princess who is about to play, and everyone applauds." ”

Chen Fangdao: "No matter who comes today, I swear allegiance to Her Royal Highness the princess." ”

He Huan said: "Good job, reward a thousand taels of gold!"

Qu Ying said: "I would like why the princess saddles the horse and obeys her orders!"

He Huan said: "Good job, reward thousands of acres of fertile land!"

Ding Jiang said: "I am willing to ...... Wow!"

The exaggerated expressions of all the male stars sent bursts of admiration to Gu Yating, who was walking with lotus steps.

As soon as Gu Yating came to the crowd, she was completely surrounded by all the male stars, and He Huan, who was "snubbed", said melancholy: "Aiqing!

Seeing that everyone was almost communicating, the director said: "Today, we will divide the team for this theme, divide the two princesses into two teams, ask the two princesses to stand in front, and the male guests choose their favorite princess and start." ”

This link is a fixed routine, the two princesses stood forward, and naturally there was no one behind He Huan. When they chose again, the two guessed that Ding Shell chose people.

In the end, all the members of the two teams were released:

Gu Yating's group: Chen Fang, Zheng Yuan, Ding Jiang, Qian Feng;

He Huan Group: Li Fan, Qu Ying, Sun Yun, Wang Mu;

Qu Ying proposed: "Brothers and sisters, let's repeat the slogan, one, two, three!"

The stars took a step forward, raised their arms, and said in unison:

"Run, brother!"

Drive a large SUV for each team to the first recording location.

In the car, while everyone was chatting, Qu Ying suddenly turned to Li Fan and asked with a straight face, "Xiaofan, are you a traitor?"

Li Fan was stunned for a moment, and said: "What kind of mole? How can the program team let the guests become moles? Our guests don't know how to play, and they have no experience, so it is impossible for the program team to do this!"

Qu Ying said: "No, there have been cases of guests being moles before. ”

Li Fan countered: "Brother Ying, I still think you are a traitor?

Sun Yun also said: "Yes, Brother Ying is obviously in a slightly worse mental state today. ”

"I also think Brother Ying is weird. ”

……

discussed who was the mole along the way, but the result was pure nonsense, everyone analyzed blindly, and the next link was to find the mole.

Everyone came to an indoor swimming pool, and after seeing the rebound chair device, they all showed a "collapse" in an instant.

"Wow, it's this again!"

"I'm not afraid of the finger pressure board, I'm afraid of this!"

"Oh my God!"

……

But are you afraid of Li Fan anymore? Li Fan wilted instantly when he saw the bullet chair, he was a famous landlubber.

It's over, it's over!

Li Fan hurriedly asked the director: "Can you add a swimming ring?"

All the stars turned around and were taken aback, Li Fan was the only one of these people who couldn't swim.

The director comforted: "It's okay, there are staff in the pool, the water is not deep, there is no problem at all." ”

"Are you sure? I'm afraid of water!"

"It's all right!"

In this link, all 10 people sat on the rebound chair device, and the two teams asked each other questions, and the questions could be varied, as long as it was a scholarly type, including poetry, songs, astronomy, geography, etc.

If the other party cannot answer, the opponent will be bounced into the pool behind him by the bouncer, and the winner will be given 1 point. On the contrary, if you fall into the water, the opponent will add 1 point. There are no points deducted.

In this link, the winner gets a clearer clue, and the loser gets a more vague clue.

After the stars changed their clothes, they sat down and turned their backs to the pool, and everyone was not nervous, because they all had experience and could swim.

Li Fan glanced at his feet, and immediately trembled and was extremely nervous. If you don't hang a swimming ring, you're going to kill your buddy!

He Huan, who was beside him, smiled and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't be afraid, it's not so scary." ”

Isn't it scary, because you can all swim, even if you can't do it, you can doggy it, right?

The director gave the order, and the game began.

Ding Jiang pointed at Li Fan and said, "I want to challenge Li Fan, the double champion, may I ask: What is the name of Confucius's grandson?"

The stars laughed, this question is asked, well, it is also a literary and historical class, and there is nothing wrong with it, but among the stars, I have never heard of who the grandson of Confucius is.

Li Fan raised his eyebrows, thinking that you should fly away, he said: "Confucius's grandson is called Kong Ji!"

The stars said:

"I haven't heard of it!"

"I thought Confucius had no descendants. ”

"Of course, there are descendants, but aren't there any descendants of Confucius now? But we don't know anyone else except Confucius. ”

……

Li Fan had no choice but to explain: "Confucius's son is called Kong Li, Kong Li has not made any achievements in his life, but he gave birth to a good son - Kong Ji, Kong Ji has written many articles such as "The Mean", and also cultivated another sage - Mencius.

Although Kong Carp is mediocre, there is a famous saying, he said to Confucius: Your son is not as good as my son. Said to Kongji: Your father is not as good as my father. ”

Oh!

Everyone nodded in unison.

Ding Jiang was stunned and said to the staff: "Is he right, I just asked casually." ”

After checking the webpage, the staff said to Ding Jiang: "Please sit down." ”

Ding Jiang heard that his heart was finished, so he hurriedly sat down and pinched his big nose.

The bouncer was launched, and immediately after, there was a "whoosh" sound, and the Ding River fell into the water, splashing in all directions.

When Ding Jiang swam to the edge of the pool, Li Fan had already carried a bath towel in his hand, and as soon as he landed, Li Fan draped the bath towel on Ding Jiang's body.

Ding Jiang slapped his thigh and said regretfully: "I would have asked Confucius's great-grandson if I knew it." ”

Li Fan said: "Great-grandson Kong Bai!"

Ding Jiang was stunned and blurted out, "Great-grandson?"

Li Fan smiled: "Kong Qiu!"

The stars were stunned.

Ding Jiang: "Sixth generation grandson?"

Li Fan: "Kong Ji!"

Ding Jiang looked at Li Fan like a monster and said, "Everyone hasn't heard of them either, how did you pay attention to them, they are not famous." ”

Li Fan said with a smile: "But Confucius is famous, and studying Confucius naturally requires studying his genealogy." ”

The corners of Ding Jiang's mouth twitched slightly, and then he walked directly to the edge of the pool, and said as he walked: "I think the water is still suitable for me." ”

……

Next, various topics on both sides flew all over the sky.

Wang Mu: "But let the dragon city fly in, don't teach Hu Ma to Yin Mountain." Who wrote it? Please answer Chen Fang!"

Chen Fang: "How do I know!"

Whoosh...... Drowning.

Next round.

Chen Fang: "Pick up the previous question, why did Wang Changling write this poem?

Wang Mu: "Huh?"

Whoosh...... Wang Mu went into the water.

……

Sun Yuan said: "Please name 10 ancient talented women, Gu Yating replied." ”

Gu Yating: "Li Qingzhao, Cai Wenji, Ban Zhao, Shangguan Wan'er, Su Hui, Xue Tao, Yu Xuanji, Zhuo Wenjun, Zhu Shuzhen, Xie Daoyun." ”

Sun Yuan successfully fell into the water.

Zheng Yuan said: "Please name the husbands of the ten talented women in front of you." Sun Yuan replied!"

"What?"

……

Li Fan laughed while handing towels to everyone, these teasers!

The scores of the two teams have never been opened, the reason is very simple, Li Fan and Gu Yating are two strong points, after everyone knows that the two people are powerful, everyone rarely asks questions about the two, Wang Muguo has a good foundation, and no one finds fault, and the others are basically a horizontal line. So the score can't be pulled away.

The only way to score is if someone has a fatal weakness and is largely ignorant of something, and then the next scene comes in.

Qian Feng said: "East longitude 121Β°.4', north latitude 31Β°.2', which city? ”

Qu Yingmeng: "Ah, I'm not good at geography!"

Whoosh...... Qu Ying enters the water.

Qian Feng said proudly: "Shang Hai, where we recorded today." ”

Li Fan suddenly realized and nodded: "It turned out to be Shang Hai!"

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of all the stars converged on Li Fan, as if they had discovered a weakness of Li Fan.

At this time, Gu Yating said excitedly: "By the way, I remember, Li Fan's geography is not good!"

The stars were in an uproar, it's okay, I finally found your Li Fan's weakness.

So next, a series of questions smashed at Li Fan:

"What is the name of the northernmost county in China?"

"What are the four major plateaus, four basins, and three plains in China?"

"What are the three major grottoes in Huaguo?"

……

Then Li Fan fell into the water again and again, drank a full water! Drinking and drinking, it seemed that he could swim, and he actually kicked his legs and pulled his arms, and he could swim a little, was it an unexpected surprise?

Trembling ashore, Li Fan took He Huan's towel again and wiped his wet hair. With a glance in his eyes, he happened to see Gu Yating looking at him coldly.

After Gu Yating saw Li Fan's gaze, she pouted and turned her head away from him.

This round of the game is over, because of Li Fan's great defects in geographical knowledge, He Huan's team lost 20:26.

The crowd joked while wiping their clothes with towels.

"I'll see who hasn't fallen overboard!"

"Don't you have a little bit of that in your heart?

"Shall we do it ourselves?"

……

So, those celebrities who didn't even have a little water mark on their bodies suffered, either they were "forced" to jump into the pool on their own initiative, or they were pushed down, but when it came to Gu Yating, everyone couldn't do it, after all, it was such a cute and beautiful girl.

Qu Ying said suddenly: "Li Fan, I'll leave it to you!"

Li Fan was sneezing on the side, and was stunned: "What?"

Sun Yuan said: "Push this girl down!"

Wang Mu smiled: "Yo, you can't do it, you're a traitor, right?"

"Who's the mole and who's the mole? Li Fan said, turned to Gu Yating, and approached her step by step, "Even if I am a little bit worse, you don't want me to be alone in trouble! Gu Yating, now you are finished." ”

"Don't come here, don't come here!Li Fan, I was wrong, I can't do it if I'm wrong!" Gu Yating stepped back step by step.

The crowd is in charge of watching the jokes.

Li Fan approached step by step, Gu Yating also got closer and behind, when she saw Li Fan turning around and joking with others, she turned around and ran away, Li Fan saw this and directly grabbed the waist and picked it up, and gently put it into the pool, the task was completed!

Li Fan turned around and said, "Who else hasn't been wet?"

Qu Ying said: "He Huan, where are you running!"

Then He Huan, the princess, was unfortunately thrown into the water by a group of male compatriots.

Li Fan was standing by the water's edge with his shoulders crossed to watch the excitement, and suddenly, Gu Yating, who had been swimming in the water, came up and whispered: "Li Fan, are you my undercover agent?"

Li Fan smiled brightly and nodded.

Gu Yating quietly made an "OK" gesture, and then the next moment, she suddenly hugged Li Fan's legs and pulled them hard, snapping ...... Li Fan fell into the water.

"Let you pit this girl!"

"I can't swim!

The stars on the shore looked at Li Fan's posture of plowing in the water, and laughed.

After changing into dry clothes, everyone drove to the next recording location.

Qu Ying was very suspicious of Li Fan, and he said: "Xiaofan, even if your geographical grades are not good, you don't know where the three plains are?

Li Fan patted his leg and said: "Brother, I'm not omnipotent, I can do poetry and songs, and I can do this in ancient and modern Chinese and foreign history, but I am really very weak in Chinese geography." ”

Sun Yuan looked at Li Fan unconvinced, "Are you really not an undercover agent?"

Li Fan swore an oath, "Of course I'm not, you won't think that I deliberately lost to them, right? How is it possible? Then my undercover agent is too unsuccessful, and the fake is too obvious, right? By the way, I have successfully penetrated into the enemy's interior."

At the end of the game, I said to Gu Yating that I was her person, and she believed it, and then it was time for us to abuse her. Eh, it's over, we've got an undercover agent here, and if I say that, the undercover agent will definitely betray me. ”

Wang Mu said: "Oh, no wonder I saw you and Gu Yating eyebrow after the game, if you don't say it, I will really treat you as an undercover agent." ”

Qu Ying smiled: "Even before the game, he was eye-to-eye with Gu Yating." ”

Li Fan pouted: "Let's get the undercover agent out first." ”

The crowd began to stare at the only clue again, and the clue was: food.

But everyone here is basically inseparable from the food, there are two stars who have opened a hot pot restaurant and a small noodle restaurant respectively, and some have made movies about chefs......

Who exactly?