Chapter 122: The Unluckiest Man in the World

Speaking of which, it's really funny that I have a conversation with Zheng Jiayue, and I don't know why I say that, but I think Zheng Jiayue and I should be friends, right? After all, I've known each other for a while, although I still don't know a lot about her, but I also know more or less about her personality, besides, if it's not a friend, how can the two of us sit here and eat food now?

Thinking of this, I looked at Zheng Jiayue and waited for her to speak.

She was still staring at me, the emotions in her eyes were a little complicated, she seemed to be thinking about my words, as if she was thinking about the relationship between me and her.

Seriously, I really don't know what the hell is there to figure out about this, damn it's not a friend, can it be a friend?

Just as Zheng Jiayue finally came back to her senses, she looked at me, shook her head and muttered

: "It's not.. Xiao Ming, you are not my friend.."

I looked at her and asked in surprise

"Really? Shouldn't I pack up and leave now? After all, it would be misleading for strangers to be in the same room at night."

Unexpectedly, after I finished speaking, I saw Zheng Jiayue finally laugh, she smiled very naturally, looked at me from the bottom of her heart and smiled and said, "Hey.. Xiao Xiaoming, you are my little assistant... Of course it's not a friend, I'm your boss~ I'm ah.."

"I'm not going to look for friends anymore... Once you have friends, you will leave, it is better to keep the current circle, and those who stay are the best... Then you don't have to feel sorry for those who left."

I couldn't tell whether Zheng Jiayue was telling me or telling it to herself, but in short, at that moment, I suddenly understood and understood how Zheng Jiayue had spent so many years.

She has a way to protect herself, right? This may be one of them.

I was silent because I really didn't know what to say, I couldn't say that her solution was necessarily the best, but I had to admit that it was a good one.

If you don't get it, you don't lose it.. Poor and cruel truth.

After a while, I picked up my glass and took a sip of it myself.

As soon as this small sip of liquor entered his mouth, the feeling of alcohol surging in his body yesterday came up from the bottom of his stomach.

Sure enough, I drank too much liquor last night, and I really can't drink much today.

But at the moment, I drank less, which meant that Zheng Jiayue had to drink more, so I still drank half a cup in one go.

There is also a skill for drinking liquor, that is, swallowing it directly in one gulp, and it will not feel too much.

If you take a bite in your mouth, then wait for the egg to hurt.

Seeing that I picked up the wine glass and took a sip, Zheng Jiayue's expression was slightly surprised, and soon she looked at me again, and then picked up the wine glass and took a sip.

After drinking, she put down her glass, looked at me and asked

"Xiao Xiaoming, why do you think you don't seem to have any troubles? Are you a particularly heartless person?"

I saw that Zheng Jiayue had shifted her attention to me, and she was a little excited, she seemed to be in a better mood now, and began to take the initiative to speak.

This made me look at her and said with a smile

"Do you have a conscience? I just gave you the food that I fried for a long time, and you said that I have no heart and lungs, and God is going to cry when I hear it, okay? Also, of course I have troubles, it's just... I don't really like to show it, I'm a man after all."

In fact, when I said this, I was thinking about who his meow would show to him!

Sure enough, hearing me say this, Zheng Jiayue smiled slightly, and she whispered after a while

"Man... I really think you men want to open more."

I don't know how Wei Mao felt so fucking awkward when she heard Zheng Jiayue say this, this little Lori face suddenly came with such a mature and feminine emotion, which is really unbearable.

But soon she raised her glass again, looked at me and whispered

"Let's have a toast, like.. It hasn't been like this yet.. It's been a weird day."

Seeing Zheng Jiayue raise the wine glass, I picked up the wine glass again.

I touched her cup lightly, and then I took another sip.

When clinking glasses, Zheng Jiayue wanted to secretly move the cup to take advantage of me, but I was very witty and found out and pressed her down.

When I drank, Zheng Jiayue obviously drank more than me, although she had a small mouth, she drank a lot.

And I had just fought a big battle, and now I look a little overwhelmed.

After drinking, Zheng Jiayue seemed to have a new question, she looked at me, and then asked

"Xiao Xiaoming, let me ask you... Have you ever .."

"Have you ever had a good friend leave your side?"

When she asked me this, Zheng Jiayue's eyes were a little confused, she seemed to be a little wrong, and one hand gently touched her cheek.

Her small movements made me realize something, and I vaguely felt that she might be a little dizzy.

After all, I just drank a glass and a half, and now I must be a little confused, right? Because I am also a veteran of the wine market, I know that touching my face is the easiest action for people who drink a lot, especially liquor, because they will feel that their cheeks are particularly hot.

I hesitated, but then spoke

"I remember telling you before... Friends leave this kind of thing.. Of course I've encountered it... My good buddies from college, when we were about to graduate, we made an appointment to stay in Beijing, but it didn't take long for them to leave one by one. Until now, I'm the only one in Beijing... Although they didn't really leave me compared to the kind of departure you said, but... It's hard to see each other, and I don't know when we'll see each other next time."

My words seemed to make Zheng Jiayue very interested, she looked at me, took another sip of wine, and then asked

: "Is it.. Why did they all leave? Why is it only Xiao Xiaoming, you stayed?I don't remember you telling me these things before~"

Frankly speaking, I really can't remember whether I told Zheng Jiayue or Yu Qian, but I don't have to worry about that question now, I looked at Zheng Jiayue, thought about it and then replied

"It's nothing.. When we said those words, we were still college students, and we didn't know what society was like, and when we entered the society, we realized how ridiculous and small our original ideas were, and slowly my friends realized it... In any case, they don't belong to the city of Beijing after all. There are too many people here, so many that one of them is less and one of them is simply insignificant... As for me..."

"Maybe when I'm tired, I'll go back to my hometown... However, my home is quite close to Beijing, and it is very convenient to go back, and my parents are not very anxious to let me go back, so I will drift here for a while longer."

What I said was all my own thoughts, I don't know why I said this to Zheng Jiayue, it is likely that she asked like this, so I answered like this.

And after listening to me, Zheng Jiayue tilted her head, she stared at me for a long time, and then smiled and said

"Really? It's like me.."

"I don't have a home to go back to..."

When she said this, her expression fell lonely again, and her dark pupils were filled with countless sadness.

My heart trembled when I saw her say this, and then I spoke again

"Okay, do you still feel that you are not sad enough today? People's emotions are often brought to themselves by themselves, so if you want to open some, you won't feel so depressed.. Anyway, at least you have a job and food now... And I'm such a handsome, sunny and upright beautiful man to drink with you... Maybe at this moment, there are still people who don't know what to do because they can't eat and make money. So.. Be happy.. You're not the worst one in the world."

My words made Zheng Jiayue stunned, she stared at me for a while, and then said slowly

"Xiao Xiaoming, you really shouldn't be a little assistant, I think it's better for you to be a psychiatrist.."

I couldn't help but laugh when I heard Zheng Jiayue say this, I looked at her and waved my hand, and then involuntarily picked up the wine glass and took a sip, and then spoke

"Come on, I can't do it, I'm just here to enlighten you, let me enlighten others, I definitely can't.."

Seeing that I took another sip of wine, Zheng Jiayue immediately picked up the wine glass again, and she drank all the remaining liquor in her cup in one gulp, and then shook the glass in front of my eyes again, and motioned for me to pour her wine.

Seeing her shake the cup, I couldn't help but pour it full for her, and when it was full, I came back to my senses and scolded the dog.

Patronized and chatted with her.,I forgot about drinking.,Meow's obviously to let her drink less I followed the drink.,Why did this really accompany her to drink?

But Zheng Jiayue didn't care at all, I just poured her full and drank it myself, and then I heard her muttering quietly

"Xiao Xiaoming, you're right... We're not the worst in the world, so... Let's not be sad .."

When I heard her say this, I vaguely felt that she seemed to be really a little dizzy.,When did the damn become "us"?

But I didn't say this, but sighed, thinking that if you meow, drink it, anyway, it's just this bottle, and the two of us really drink it all and there won't necessarily be anything going on..

With this idea, I poured myself another full of liquor and drank it with Zheng Jiayue.

She seemed to be in a much better mood, and she finally began to talk more.

I'm usually used to her chattering, but just now she didn't talk to me a little bit, but now she keeps talking to me, asking casually, remembering what to say.

And I drank with her while eating, and then pulled out some strange philosophies to influence her.

Slowly, I noticed that Zheng Jiayue's face was getting redder and redder, and she seemed to have really drunk a little too much, occasionally picking up the wine glass to look at it for a while, then putting it down, and then picking it up again and taking a sip.

I was a little concerned when I saw her like this, and I couldn't help but say to her

"Almost, you've drunk a lot, don't drink the rest..."

Unexpectedly, before I finished speaking, Zheng Jiayue raised her fingers, she put her index finger on her lips, slowly shook her head and said

"Xiao Xiaoming~ Don't say it~ It's all said just now.. I'm going to finish this bottle of wine."

Hearing Zheng Jiayue say this, the first thought in my heart was "It's over." , Because I started to be a little confused, I didn't pay attention to it just now, and now I see Zheng Jiayue raise her fingers, only to feel that her fingers are a little ghostly..

It was definitely not good news, and I realized that I had actually done something.

Originally, I thought that it would be okay to drink liquor after a while after drinking those bottles of beer, but in fact, when I think about it, there is no time between them!

I didn't feel anything when I first started drinking baijiu, but now the strength of the liquor seems to have come up, which makes me feel a little uncomfortable all over my body, and I even feel that my reaction is starting to slow down.

I'm quite afraid of this, because when I drink too much, the whole person will be very dizzy, and in severe cases, it will break.

I clearly remember the first time I drank too much was in high school, that time I drank liquor and beer mixed with drink, it was dark at that time, I didn't know anything, when I opened my eyes, I found that I had gone from the hotel to KTV, and then I opened my eyes to the home, and finally I opened my eyes again, and I had arrived in the classroom.

It was the first time in my life that I was broken, and it felt like I had crossed over, and every time I thought of that incident, I couldn't help but sigh that I hadn't been hit and killed on the road.

So at this time, I was a little afraid to drink it, for fear that this time I would not be so lucky, and tomorrow the headline of the Beijing News will be changed to my name.

As a result, I was pondering, and Zheng Jiayue on the other side raised her wine glass again, her hands trembled a little, and her voice was much quieter

"Come, Xiao Xiaoming take another sip~ I always feel that I haven't drunk for a long time, and it's good to drink some occasionally~"

Zheng Jiayue's eyes were already a little narrowed when she said this, she probably drank too much, and her tone was obviously a little slow and outrageous.

I didn't want to drink it, but seeing that she was still staring at me, I had to take another sip with her.

Unexpectedly, Zheng Jiayue wiped her mouth again immediately after drinking this sip, she didn't stop, and looked at me again and said

"Xiao Xiaoming, drink quickly, isn't there not much left... Let's just drink it... You can eat some food too."

She was starting to speak incoherently, but not yet.

And the dizziness in my own head is getting worse and worse, I can't help but rub my temples with my hands, only to feel that my gasping smell of alcohol.

It's been a fucking dripping drink for the past two days, it's crazy... The more I thought about it, the more I felt a little hot in my chest, and the feeling of heartburn in liquor became stronger and stronger.

But I glanced at the wine bottle next to me, and I really didn't realize that the two of us were about to finish drinking this bottle of liquor, and I saw that the two of us had really drunk a lot.

Zheng Jiayue is very good that she hasn't drunk until now, at least she is powerful among women..

While thinking like this, I continued to drink in response to Zheng Jiayue, and both of us began to take small sips, and it seemed that we were a little overwhelmed.

Finally, when Zheng Jiayue and I only had a glass of liquor left in our wine glasses, Zheng Jiayue was no longer good.

She didn't know when she lay on the dinner table, her lips still moving, not knowing what she was saying.

Her voice was so low that it was impossible to hear what she was saying.

And to be honest, even if she speaks loudly, I can't understand it, because I'm no better than her at this moment.

I can't remember how long I hadn't been drunk, but this time I was.

If I could have been more sober when I drank with Gao Feng yesterday, but now, I'm completely inadequate.

I couldn't keep my eyes open and my stomach felt uncomfortable.

Everything around me seemed to be spinning, and there was only a buzzing sound in my head, which made people feel like their heads were cracking.

This feeling was particularly uncomfortable, I looked at Zheng Jiayue lying on the table in a daze, and then stood up little by little.

I kind of feel like throwing up, so I have to go to the bathroom.

But often people who want to vomit can't vomit, so I staggered into the bathroom and retched into her toilet for a long time, and finally didn't vomit.

It hurt so much that I felt like a fire was burning, and although I wasn't very conscious, I knew that if I threw it up, I would feel much better.

If you drink too much and vomit, you will feel much easier.

I leaned limply against the wall of her bathroom, dazedly wondering how I could throw up.

As a result, Zheng Jiayue, who was lying on her stomach outside, didn't know when she stood up, and even walked into the bathroom.

No, it may not be appropriate to use it away, it should be said, she rushed into the bathroom.

Seeing her hurried appearance, I opened my eyes slightly, and thought that she was in a hurry and was about to go out, but I didn't expect Zheng Jiayue to rush in without saying a word, and ran over to me, and then she grabbed my shoulder with one hand, and then bent down, and opened her mouth to my crotch, which is the place of the little prince, with a "wow" sound.

Her "vomiting" was so sudden, she didn't even give me time to react.

I just instinctively opened my mouth wide and shouted, "it."

Before the sound had dissipated, my little prince felt a sense of warmth...

I looked down and saw that my crotch was already covered in filth.

What's even more painful is that I actually saw familiar faces in this pile of filth, well... There is even the dish I just fried for her...

I think I've lived so big, and it's the first time that a girl has put her face so close to my little prince... If this seems to outsiders, just this posture, I think the two of us are playing some kind of fun game in the bathroom.

But the fact is that my little prince was attacked.

Zheng Jiayue used her mouth to add the food I fried for her to give my little prince a special bath...

I think my little prince has been spit out for so many years, only it spits out other people's shares, and those island girls whose names are four words don't know how many have been spit out by my little prince, but I didn't expect the reincarnation of grievances, and today it was spit out by others.

What's even more speechless is that I was about to vomit, but when I saw this pile of things that Zheng Jiayue spit out, an itchy feeling began to surge up my throat.

I couldn't control the feeling anymore, and I just felt like I was going to vomit something in the next second.

However, I can't vomit in this position now, because if I only need to open my mouth, I will vomit Zheng Jiayue's head properly.

Doing something to a girl's face is one of my dreams, but the whole head.. Just fuck it..

So at this time, I made the fastest and most painful choice in my life. That's when I raised my head high...

Yes, at the moment when a girl spit something into my crotch, at the moment when I was about to spit it out myself, I raised my head.

I thought I could stop or undo something, but I was wrong.

I could feel my stomach twitch and a warm rush up my throat.

Even though I tilted my head, the pile ran into my mouth in an instant, and flowed out of the corners of my mouth.

I just felt like I had a choke in my nose and my mouth was filled with these things.

My mind went blank, but I reacted quickly and began to swallow what I had spit out with tears in my eyes.

I was instinctive, but I didn't swallow as fast as I could, and I felt like a spring that had just been dug up, and eventually a volcano erupted, and my mouth spat out.

I may not be the first to vomit, but I'm certainly one of the few people who can spit in my face.

The saddest thing is that I just mocked that little four-eyed and laughed at him for throwing up his face, God must have seen the picture just now, so now he is punishing me.

I gave up, bathed in my own vomit, and felt like my life was beginning to sublimate.

And the range of my vomit is not large, and it is good to be happy that it may not have been vomited on Zheng Jiayue's head and body.

In this way, my little prince and I were washed by the same thing at the same time.

This eerie scene lasted for about a minute or so, and everything was quiet.

I saw Zheng Jiayue in front of me finally straighten up, she slowly stood up and wiped her small mouth with her hand.

And when her eyes saw me, she was stunned for a moment, and then she fucking threw up with a "wow"...