Chapter 123: KISS stands for thank you
Originally, I thought that the scene just now was already very bad, but Zheng Jiayue's action made me know what is really bad... Zheng Jiayue spat on my pants, I spit on my face, and she quickly took off my T-shirt as well.
At this moment, I didn't even have the desire to dodge, so I let Zheng Jiayue spit on my upper body again.
I didn't dare to look at her, I was afraid that if I lowered my head, I would have to vomit out what I had just swallowed back in my stomach, and it wouldn't be fun because I still had to fucking swallow it back.
And what makes me hurt even more is Zheng Jiayue, what's going on, damn me vomited when I looked at me? Although I think so, I can still understand it more or less, because my current face must be very imposing. Zheng Jiayue vomited and it was normal..
While thinking about this, I scolded myself again, thinking that I must have drunk too much and didn't run, otherwise how could I still think about these things so calmly at this moment when she was spitting up?
Sure enough, when people get drunk, everything becomes unimportant.
Anyway, I don't know what Zheng Jiayue thinks now, I guess she doesn't have any ideas now... This little guy must have drunk too much, otherwise why the fuck is such a big bathroom, why doesn't she vomit anywhere but vomits on Lao Tzu!
I just tilted my head and looked at the light bulb above my head with blank eyes, feeling that the whole world was becoming more and more unreal.
A few hours ago I was walking with her in her college, talking and laughing.
Who would have thought that a few hours later I would be thrown up by her in the bathroom of her house?
I finally understood that sentence and understood what it means to be impermanent... At the same time, I also understood why I couldn't help but tell her that there were many more miserable people in this world than her, because he was one of them!
At this moment, is there anyone more innocent and wronged than me? Anyway, I don't think there is anything within a radius of tens of miles.
In this way, Zheng Jiayue dragged my shoulders and vomited a lot on my body, and finally stopped, she seemed to have nothing to vomit, and after retching a few times, she had to slowly raise her head.
As soon as I saw that she was about to raise her head again, I hurriedly pressed her with my hand, damn it, now I look worse than just now, what if she takes another look at the brace?
Fortunately, my hands are still clean, so I didn't stain Zheng Jiayue's body, it hurts, I can't imagine that one day my hands stained with my own children and grandchildren will be the cleanest place on my body, it's really a dog.
Zheng Jiayue, who was stopped by me, seemed to be soft, only to see her swaying, she turned around and walked to the side of the face pool and turned on the faucet to wash her face, and then picked up the toothbrush cup on the side to rinse her mouth, and soon swayed out of the bathroom.
I was stunned by her actions, and the first thought in my mind at this moment was that I had a groove, what the hell can she find the washbasin? But I quickly reacted and hurriedly stepped forward and closed the bathroom door.
After all, I am like this now, I can't let her see it anymore, I can't bear to look at it myself...
Originally, I was already a little drunk and confused, but now she vomited a lot more soberly... Another thing that came to my senses, I immediately stepped forward and turned on the faucet and started rinsing my face...
Isn't it often said that the road you choose must be completed on your knees.
Well, I have to wash my face with tears in my eyes..
Pity my old face has never used any facial cleanser, and I don't need facial cleanser to forget it, but I didn't expect to use these things that have greeted my stomach to wash my face today, if I can resist, I don't think my face will want me..
I didn't think much about it, I washed my face over and over again, and the stimulation of the cold water made my head hurt a little, but my consciousness was also much clearer, at least not as confused as just now.
After I had washed my face for a long time, I suddenly realized that this was not going to work.
I frowned and looked down... My body is really a mess, if Zheng Jiayue vomits less, I may be able to wear it back, but now... No matter how hard my scalp is, I don't dare to go out!
Thinking of this, I was a little entangled, and I was in trouble for a while...
How do I go back now?Let's go back like this, it's so eye-catching along the way, I can't stand that, let's take a taxi back... Can the driver's uncle be willing?
The more I thought about it, the more helpless I became, and finally made up my mind, that is, I took off my clothes and washed them first, and then I said, but it really didn't work, so I went back with wet clothes and pants..
After making up my mind, I was stunned for a moment, but I cautiously opened the bathroom door and looked into the living room.
At this time, Zheng Jiayue didn't know where she went, and there was no longer her in the living room.
This made me a little curious, but I hesitated and closed the bathroom door again.
I guess she had gone back to her room and lay down at this time, right? Anyway, she had finished throwing up, and I guess she wouldn't vomit in the house anymore.
Thinking of this, I sighed, and was just about to take off my clothes and pants, when I saw the scraps on the ground beside me.
This made me a little helpless, but after thinking about it, I turned on the sprinkler head on the side and put it away.
I really don't know if I owe Zheng Jiayue in my last life, not only do I have to cook for her and help her clean up the house, but what is even more tragic is that everything on the ground is what she vomits and it has nothing to do with my half a dime, I vomit all on my face.
When I was almost done, I suddenly realized that I should take a shower.
The moment this thought popped up, I felt like my face had just been fucking washed.
It's true that my body is dirty, and the things that Zheng Jiayue vomited have already penetrated my clothes and stuck to my body.
This made me sigh again, and then I stripped myself naked.
Thinking about it carefully, I would take off my clothes and take a shower in the bathroom of a little girl's house, which is really a bit of a fantasy.
It's just that I'm not romantic at all right now, and what I'm going to do next isn't romantic, because I'm going to get wet like someone who just fell into the water until I get home.
With this in mind, I first walked to the side of the sink and prepared to wash my clothes and pants briefly with water.
But apparently I was a little naΓ―ve with this idea, because after I took it off, I found that Zheng Jiayue was a large-scale squirt... This.. I was holding my clothes and pants, and I was a little helpless for a while.
Originally, I was going to just wash off a certain part of the dirt that she spit on, and then put it on again, but now it seems that this part is a bit big...
After thinking about it for a long time, I had no choice but to let it go, and after taking out my things, I soaked my clothes and pants in the water.
Anyway, that's it, let's talk about it later.
After soaking, I stepped aside and began to take a shower.
Zheng Jiayue's house is a water heater, so the water heats up very quickly.
Under the impact of the water, I suddenly calmed down, and my mind began to clear up little by little.
To be honest, I was really a little drunk just now, and now I feel that my consciousness is beginning to recover, but the pain is that my stomach is still a little uncomfortable, after all, I have really drunk too much in the past two days.
But it's really comfortable to take a shower at this time, and I always feel that the tiredness on my body is disappearing little by little.
And I don't know why.,This bath of my own is particularly cool.,I think it's probably because I know that this is usually a little girl standing here taking a bath.γ
Finally, after washing for a long time, when I had just finished washing, I suddenly heard someone screwing the bathroom door next to me.
This shocked my tiger body, and I quickly turned off the faucet with a weak heart, and looked in the direction of the door in horror.
Fortunately, I just cleverly locked the door, otherwise my little prince would have met a stranger just now!
Just when I stopped breathing and looked at the door, Zheng Jiayue's voice suddenly came from outside
"Xiao Xiaoming, what are you doing in there... Hurry up and get out.. I want to go to the toilet.. ~β
Hearing Zheng Jiayue's voice, my eggs hurt for a while, why did this little guy wake up again after being quiet for a long time?
This made me quickly answer, and then shouted in the direction of the door
"Ahhh Wait a minute... That's it.."
When I said this, I looked at the clothes and pants that were still soaked on the side, and I was a little speechless.
After struggling for a few seconds, I still took the door out of the water, rubbed it twice, twisted it and put it on myself.
As soon as my clothes touched my skin, I felt a chill that I had never felt before, and I was a little speechless, thinking that this time I would have to be crippled if I didn't die.
And Zheng Jiayue's door outside the door is knocking more and more hard, she is knocking and shouting, it seems that there is a tendency to break into the door...
Finally, I gritted my teeth and finally put all my clothes on my body, and then hurriedly opened the bathroom door.
As soon as I saw the door, I saw Zheng Jiayue standing at the door, she was still the same as just now, her eyes were still narrowed into a line.
Seeing her like this, I secretly snorted badly, it seems that this little guy is still drunk?
Sure enough, Zheng Jiayue looked at me, then tilted her head and asked a little curiously
"Xiao Xiaoming, what are you doing hiding in there for so long?"
I was a little speechless by her question, and I replied truthfully while trembling
"Take a bath.. Just took a shower."
"Oh . . . Why do you want to take a bath with me~?"
Zheng Jiayue still looked at me and asked with a puzzled expression...
I couldn't help but curse secretly when she said this, this little guy forgot it fast enough!
I looked at her speechlessly, but still spoke
"Don't you remember that you threw up on me just now?" I should have kept the evidence if I knew you forgot so quickly."
My words made Zheng Jiayue's eyes widen slightly, and she seemed to recall her memories, and then pursed her lips in embarrassment as if she remembered something, and then muttered
"Ahhh That's it.. I remember.. Just like... It's spit on you.. That.."
"I'll go to the toilet first. You wait for me.."
After saying this, Zheng Jiayue entered the bathroom, and then closed the door.
Seeing her like this, I sighed slightly, thinking about how things could have become like this again.
At this moment, my whole body is damp, and the feeling of this kind of clothing clinging to my body is very, very uncomfortable.
But now there is no other way, I can't wait to go to the kitchen and light another fire to roast myself.
In this way, I waited at the door of the bathroom for a while, and Zheng Jiayue finally came out again, she seemed to have washed her face again, and her expression was a little more energetic.
She looked at me as she walked out, and after a while she asked again
"I can... Little Ming you.. Your clothes are all wet, aren't they~?"
Hearing Zheng Jiayue ask this, I thought to myself that as long as I wasn't blind, I could tell if my clothes were trendy, but I still nodded and spoke
"You're here.. I don't think there will be any clothes I can wear, will I'll go in and wash them again. I made do with the washing and went home.."
Unexpectedly, hearing me say this, Zheng Jiayue immediately shook her head, she looked at me, thought about it and said
"No need, you... You take it off first.. And then.. You wait for me.."
Hearing Zheng Jiayue tell me that you should take it off first, I suddenly had a very strange feeling, but I still looked at her and asked puzzledly
"What's wrong? Do you really have clothes here?"
Unexpectedly, Zheng Jiayue stretched out her hand and pushed me into the bathroom, and then said something again
"Take it off first.. I'll look for it.. You wait a minute.."
With that, she turned around and walked back to her room.
I was pushed into the bathroom by her, hesitated for a moment, and slowly took off my clothes.
Based on my understanding of Zheng Jiayue, she should not have men's clothes at home, unless this little guy has some special hobbies or something?
Thinking of this, I'm really a little concerned.,Usually her nervous little Lori will have a little weird idea or something.γγγ
But soon I shook my head and denied my idea, although Zheng Jiayue was a little weird, but it was not to the point of perversion.
In this way, he took off his clothes again, and then found a towel that looked fairly clean and wiped his body.
Anyway, Zheng Jiayue's towels here are all very clean, and I can't tell where they are all wiped off, and besides, she just spit me out like that, so it's okay for me to use her towels.
During the rubbing process, I deliberately avoided certain parts to avoid inexplicable pregnancy incidents.
Just as I was drying myself, there was a soft knock on the door.
I turned around and before I could open the door, I saw Zheng Jiayue push the door open and poke her head in.
This took me by surprise, because I was now wearing a small Nene all over my body.
Obviously, Zheng Jiayue was also startled by my appearance, she blushed, and withdrew her head with a bang, and then a hand reached in and said
"Whew.. You.. You'll just wear this first.. is new... Men's .."
Zheng Jiayue's words brought me back to my senses, I looked at her little hands, and thought to myself, what a dog, since this little guy opened the door and poked his head into his head, he knocked on the door with an egg.
But I stepped forward and took the dress from her hand, and was surprised again.
It's a pajama that looks.. It's really a men's model..
I was a little surprised, and after thinking about it, I still opened my mouth and asked Zheng Jiayue outside the door
"Uhhh This.. Where did you get that? Don't tell me you bought the wrong one?"
Zheng Jiayue outside the door didn't seem to want to answer my question, she looked at me and said
"You don't care... Hurry up and put it on.. Otherwise, it has nothing to do with me if I catch a cold.. You just wear it.. It's all said to be new.."
Hearing that Zheng Jiayue didn't plan to say this, I hesitated for a moment, but silently put on this pajamas.
The pajamas really don't fit as expected, how to say it, it's a little fat, it doesn't seem to be prepared for me, otherwise I really want to feel that vomiting everything on me is in Zheng Jiayue's plan.
After I got dressed, Zheng Jiayue outside the door asked again
"Okay, okay, come out when you're dressed."
I heard her say this, slowly opened the door, and walked out.
Seeing me come out, Zheng Jiayue was stunned again, she still looked a little drunk, but she should have been a lot more sober.
She stared at me for a moment before whispering
"It's okay.. If only I could wear it.."
I asked with a wry smile
"What do you think? If I go home dressed like this, will I be beaten to death in the street?"
Unexpectedly, Zheng Jiayue laughed when she heard me say this, and soon spoke again
"Who said you had to go home? I've told you everything, it's too late to sleep at my place.. You don't have any clothes anyway, so make do with sleeping here tonight.. There's a bed in that room, too."
Zheng Jiayue's words made me angry, and indeed the best way is not to leave today.. But.. Is it really good?
Thinking that Zheng Jiayue seemed to see my concerns, she shook her body and said while walking into the bathroom
"Don't worry, I'm not afraid of what else you're afraid of... Don't bother, the clothes won't dry again, I'll wash them for you, and they'll definitely dry overnight."
When I said this, Zheng Jiayue had already walked in front of my clothes, and actually started to wash them.
This made me a little speechless, and I was entangled in my heart for a long time, but I still nodded and said
"Uhhh That.. Are you okay?"
Zheng Jiayue stopped looking at me, nodded and said
"No, you can go to that house and have a look... There are quilts and pillows, so you can lie down and rest first, and I'll help you wash yourself and go to sleep."
When she said this, Zheng Jiayue's mouth had no other emotions, as if she had regained her calm.
I looked at her for a moment, but after thinking about it, I nodded and said
"Oh .. That.. Then I'll wait for you to take it, or I'll wash it myself."
Unexpectedly, Zheng Jiayue immediately shook her head, she stopped talking, and at the same time made an expression to me that I would go and rest first.
I hesitated when I saw her like this, but I silently walked to the side of the sofa and sat down.
After sitting down, I suddenly felt relaxed.
Although the pajamas on my body are new, I can always smell damp, and it is obvious that they have been in the closet for a while.
I don't know where Zheng Jiayue got it, but I think she has her own reasons...
At this time, I looked at Zheng Jiayue who was washing clothes in the bathroom, I couldn't guess whether she was sober or not, but at least she was no longer sad.
This made me smile slightly, and I quietly looked at her in front of me.
The light in the bathroom is different from the light in the living room, and the inside is brighter, like another world.
Zheng Jiayue stood there, her hair shining slightly under the light, like the stars of the Milky Way.
I watched and watched a kind of sleepiness attack again, I seemed to be really tired, I was really tired after tossing for the past two days.
Just when I was about to fall asleep on the sofa, Zheng Jiayue came out, she took my clothes and pants in her hands, and walked to her bedroom on the side.
After a while she came out again, and when she came out, she walked up to me, waved her hand in front of my eyes, and muttered
"Xiao Xiaoming, are you asleep?"
I couldn't help but smile when I heard her ask, and spoke
"My eyes are so wide that you can't see them."
My words made Zheng Jiayue laugh too, she looked at me for a while, and then pursed her lips and said with a smile
"I'm sorry~ I just threw up on you.. I didn't wake up until I threw up... Hey.. It's been a long time since I've been drinking.. A little too much to drink~"
Zheng Jiayue's words made my balls hurt, I shook my head and said
"No.. It's okay, just spit and spit .. You're fine.. That.. I'm really going to spend the night tonight, huh?"
Zheng Jiayue nodded again, then waved her hand and said
"Okay, you can sleep in this house."
I stood up and followed her towards the guest room.
The rooms are much simpler and there is almost nothing in the room.
But it's enough to have a bed and a quilt.
After bringing me in, Zheng Jiayue smiled at me, and then spoke
"You can just make do with sleep here.. This.. Is that okay?"
I nodded, thinking to myself if I could sleep on the sofa, of course I had to sleep in the bed...
Seeing that I nodded and agreed, Zheng Jiayue said "um" again, she looked at me, and then spoke
"Okay .. That.. You'll go to bed, I'll clean up and go to bed, and I'll ask you to bring it to you tomorrow morning when your clothes are dry."
Originally, I was a little sleepy, but when I heard Zheng Jiayue say this, I naturally nodded and signaled okay.
In this way, Zheng Jiayue smiled at me again, said good night, closed the door and walked out.
Seeing that Zheng Jiayue was okay when she went out, I finally sighed, today's day was too strange, I didn't expect that I would have to spend the night at my sister's house in the end.
With this thought in mind, I lay down on my bed and turned off the light, and a feeling of relaxation came over me.
I was tired, and the alcohol had not yet dissipated, so I quickly closed my eyes.
At this time, I took a deep breath and thought to myself, this long day is finally coming to an end...
However, just as I was about to fall asleep after closing my eyes for a while, I suddenly felt the door open again.
This made me raise my eyelids a little tired, and I saw Zheng Jiayue actually walk in again.
I couldn't see her clearly in the dark, but I could feel it was her.
There seemed to be something wrong with her when she walked in, because when she came in, she closed the door again, and the room instantly became dark.
This made me a little strange, and I couldn't help but ask in a whisper
"What's wrong? You haven't slept yet... οΌβ
As soon as the words came out, I saw Zheng Jiayue suddenly squatting down, her face was next to my face, and her two eyes seemed to be looking directly at me.
The moment she crouched down, I smelled a strong smell of alcohol, which made me startled, and I quickly realized something.
He meowed, just now on the table, there are still the last two glasses of liquor left, this Zheng Jiayue should not clean up when he sees that there is still that, so he drinks it again, right?
Just as he was thinking about it, he heard Zheng Jiayue's somewhat fluttering voice in his ears
"Ah~ I forgot to tell you just now.."
"Little Ming... Thank you.. Today without your words... I'm going to feel very, very sad."
Zheng Jiayue's words made me stunned for a moment, I tilted my head to look at her, as if I saw her pupils in the dark, and that moving eyes.
This left me speechless, and it took me a long time before I whispered a word
"You're welcome, don't be sad anymore... Don't you usually like to laugh, people who love to laugh are not too lucky... Everything will be fine.."
My words were exchanged for Zheng Jiayue's long silence, and at this time, the surroundings were surprisingly quiet, and it seemed that only his own heartbeat was left in his ears.
After a few seconds, a warm breath came over me.
As soon as my body stiffened, I saw Zheng Jiayue leaning forward, and her red lips were gently attached to my lips.
That moment..
The darkness began to shine... Not far from the window, there was the sound of the wind blowing the leaves...
The rustling sound melts people's hearts.