Li Mu told Mi Lan about this, and her reaction was surprisingly big, "What! You said that a group of macho men run naked on the playground without sleeping at night?"

nodded, "That's right, although it's like a prank, it's rare to make your reputation stinky by pranks, and besides, they are still the best special combat members in the entire East China Military Region!"

"Oh, what do you want to do?"

"How to do it, of course it is to file a case for investigation, this must be a deliberate conspiracy for a long time!" Li Mu said as a matter of course.

Mi Lan glanced at him with some disdain and said, "This kind of small case can be solved by yourself, by the way, Jing Qingxia has been temporarily transferred to another group, and I will transfer Lao Li to you." ”

"Huh, there's a big case?"

Mi Lan glanced at him, "It's the General Bureau, and the director will personally notify you later." ”

"Well, I'm going to do something. ”

As soon as Li Mu left the door of the director's office, Lao Li was already waiting for him, "Xiao Lizi, what is the case this time? Why did the director suddenly transfer me?"

Li Mu repeated to him the glorious deeds of a group of soldiers' brothers running naked.

Unexpectedly, Lao Li didn't feel ridiculous at all, but frowned.

"Did you think of something?"

"I'm not sure now, I'll talk about it when I get to the scene. ”

"Let's go, I'll call Coco. ”

The three of them came to the East China Military Region again, and Hu Keke was sullen all the way, because her Qingxia was transferred.

The special combat team had been waiting for a long time, and Lao Li said to them everywhere, "Take off your shoes?"

"Ga, Lao Li, you're not mistaken, right?"

Lao Li didn't answer him, "Hurry up and take off your shoes." ”

The team members were stunned for a while, and then had to take off all their shoes, "Lift the center of your foot and let me see." ”

Enduring the smell of his feet, Lao Li pinched his nose and checked the soles of their feet in turn, but Li Mu, who was standing on the side, couldn't see that there was any difference, Hu Keke had already run out of the door.

Lao Li was silent for a while, and then determined something, "Eighty percent is like this." ”

"Let's go out and talk!"

Lao Li and Li Mu were side by side on the playground, "What is the situation, do you have something to say?"

"Cursed! If I'm not mistaken, they're cursed!"

As soon as he heard the word curse, Li Mu felt panicked, "Curse?"

"Yes, curse, but I can't figure out why the other party would put such a mischievous curse on them. ”

Li Mu scratched his head, this guy is indeed a little boring.

"I don't know how the other party would do this, although the power of the curse is powerful, but the price is also high, how can it be used for such a boring thing. ”

"So what now?"

"Well, of course it's to find the guy who cursed him!"

Li Mu looked at Lao Li with disdain, "Isn't this nonsense, the key is how to find it!"

Lao Li smiled sinisterly, "If the other party is a master, I may not be able to cure him, but judging from all indications, he is a rookie, we don't need to look for him, we have to let him come to us by himself!"

Rolling his eyes, "Getting to the point!"

"Wait for the altar to be opened in the evening, uh, the formation! ”

……

Li Mu was a little bored and looked at Lao Li fiddling with the big feet of the group of special combat team members, and he didn't know if Lao Li felt stinky.

Coco looked at Polaris blankly, her shining eyes lost their former demeanor, and Li Mu's palm shook in front of her, "Hey, hey, I've returned to my soul, what do you think." ”

Coco sniffed, "Sister Qingxia went to the imperial capital, I miss her so much." ”

"Is there any logical connection between this and your view of the stars?"

"Yes, the North Star is always pointing to the north. ”

……

After a while, Lao Li wiped the sweat from his head and walked over, "Okay, now I'll wait for that guy to come over." ”

"What did you do?"

Lao Li smiled weirdly, "Hehe, I gave that guy a graft, and he returned the favor in his own way." ”

"Getting to the point!"

"Turtle! It's me who put a counter-curse on him, but the content has been changed a bit, if that guy doesn't come, he will have sores in his mouth and pus......

"You're disgusting, but are you sure they know?"

Lao Li patted his chest confidently, "Don't worry, I said that the other party is a rookie." ”

"Well, I didn't think you still had this hand, by the way, those soldiers are fine. ”

"Hmph, there's so much more you can't think of, they're fine, just let them sleep for a while. ”

Two hours later, a thin monkey man came over from the sentry post in the compound of the military region, the thin monkey man was wearing a cute Pikachu pajamas, and when the wind blew, his leg hair was exposed one by one, and there was toothpaste foam on his mouth, but he covered his stomach with both hands and his blushing face looked weird.

As soon as this guy arrived in front of Lao Li, he knelt down with a puff, and said vaguely: "Hurry up...... Fast...... I took the curse away, and I want ...... It's going to flow out!"

This expression, this action, how it looks like a person with a bad stomach holding back the feeling of looking for a toilet, Li Mu was disgusted, but it can be seen that this situation has long been gone.

Lao Li pinched a trick, the thin monkey man was relieved and slumped on the ground, Lao Li squatted down and took out his documents, "Special Case Bureau, say, why do you want to curse this group of soldiers!"

Hearing the words of the Special Case Bureau, the thin monkey man was first a spirit, and then he continued to collapse on the ground in a decadent manner, and said without love: "I...... I don't know......"

Some time ago, the thin monkey man, no, was a big fat man of two hundred pounds, and suddenly found that he was unlucky, and he drank water and plugged his teeth at the beginning, and there was no paper in the toilet......

Then I was hit by a car when I went out, I was stuck in my head while walking, the pressure cooker exploded when I was cooking, and I was in the toilet bowl, and I almost covered myself to death by washing my face......

Later, the fat man muttered, if he could not be so unlucky, he exchanged the fat on his body, and then a miracle happened, he was no longer so unlucky, and the fat disappeared at the speed of cutting meat, so he changed from a fat man of two hundred pounds to a thin monkey of less than ninety pounds.

Once, the fat man happened to see the head teacher molesting a female classmate, so he scolded viciously, "Such a watery cabbage is going to be arched by a pig!"

Then the head teacher climbed on the ground incredibly, constantly arching the grass with his nose, and his mouth kept making gurgling sounds, and the female classmate also became stupid, standing on tiptoe, facing the sun, and fugue all day long......

This scene can frighten the fat man, but this kind of talk can come true who believes it, the fat man in order to verify that this is a coincidence, and tried it on other people, and the guy who was cursed by him finally came true, for example, that time he heard that there was a lesbian in the class who always likes to say bad things about others behind his back, and then he cursed her for being a long-tongued woman, and the female classmate suddenly widened her eyes, and her tongue was cut out one by one, until it reached the navel......

However, I had an accident, and that time he was reprimanded by the squad leader for not handing in his homework, so he muttered: "I don't write, you bite me!"

The fat man is like crazy and hugging the trash can is a mess......

Later, the fat man discovered a law, the curse is only effective for those who have done bad things, that is, it can only be fulfilled based on morality and law, otherwise it will become his own bad luck, how to curse himself is so unlucky...

The thin monkey man cried with a sad face, "Can you imagine the pain of a talker who becomes silent and can't even make jokes?"

Listening to the tragic story of the thin monkey man, even Li Mu felt the deep malice of this world for him, it was so miserable!

"Uh, so your price is to keep losing weight like this?"

"Theoretically, that's true. The skinny monkey man said.

"Then you don't have to be skinny in the end? ”

Speaking of this thin monkey man, he was even more loveless, Lao Li patted him on the shoulder, and said to the thin monkey man with words of compassion wrapped in the vicissitudes of time: "Actually, as long as you unravel those curses." ”

The thin monkey man's eyes lit up, but soon dimmed again, "I don't know how many curses I've inadvertently placed, how to solve it?"

"Then why are you cursing these soldiers? They didn't do anything bad, did they?"

The thin monkey man thought for a moment, "Well, the supermarket next to them on a terrorist mission in Zhejiang Province is my house, and they shot the walls of my house into a hornet's nest, and my eighty-year-old vegetative grandmother woke up with fright... So I muttered. ”

"What are you muttering?"

"If these soldiers don't apologize to my grandmother, they'll become naked men who steal women's underwear at night... ”

"Well, how did you find this?"

"I heard someone calling me out to me that if I didn't do it in two hours, I would have sores in my mouth and pus in my butt*. My school is 50 kilometers away, so I jumped out of the toilet at once. ”

Lao Li silently looked up at the sky, two hours... It's too ruthless.

"That... Did you wipe the **?"

The thin monkey man shook his head, "No." ”

Li Mu jumped three meters away, "What happened to those people you knew who were cursed by you?"

"I've untied the curse, otherwise I'd have only been left with a skeleton a long time ago, but what I don't know, I don't know what to do, but I know that your Special Case Bureau must have a way to help me, right?"

The thin monkey man's eyes were full of longing, and Li Mu scratched his head, "Hmm... Theoretically, it is. ”

"Great, let's go. ”

"Wait, you can undo the curse of these soldiers first. ”

The thin monkey man stood in place, "I've untied it, I already untied it when you were talking about it just now, do you think it feels good to have one less piece of meat a day? ”

“……”

How did you untie it?"

"I unraveled it as soon as I thought about it. The skinny monkey man said as a matter of course.