Chapter 30: A group of naked* men
At 12 o'clock in the evening, these special combat members acted on time, they were like zombies in movies and TV series, their eyes were closed, their hands were shrugged, and they staggered towards the women's dormitory, the last time they sleepwalked was last Friday, it is understandable to say that one person sleepwalks, but it is not normal for a group of people to sleepwalk at the same time.
Li Mu pushed the little soldier next to him, "Hey, how did they come back from the last time they entered the women's dormitory?
The little soldier thought for a while and said, "It's not a big deal to arrive, it's just that when I come back, I am covered with all kinds of colorful bras and Nene... ”
The female comrades were very experienced, they locked the door tightly, and one of the female officers used a wooden stick to catch the sleepwalking perverts like fishing, and the special combat team members walked quickly towards the female officers like hungry wolves seeing little sheep, and the ones who stuck out their tongues and kept shrugging their noses looked like pugs, and marched awkwardly in line.
"Well, what are they doing?"
The little soldier was a little embarrassed, this is the most powerful special combat team in the whole army, even he feels ashamed when such a thing happens, in fact, it is not only him, those members who are sleepwalking woke up the next day and saw the video of themselves running naked last night and they were so ashamed that they wanted to stuff their heads into the cracks!
But shame is shame, they can't control it, every once in a while they will do the same thing at twelve o'clock, even if they are tied up or locked up, they can still use all kinds of methods to get out, the most serious one is that these guys are actually working tirelessly in the tunnel? And they can't wake up, it is estimated that they will not wake up if they put a bomb next to them, just like the habits of some kind of animal?
Later, they inadvertently discovered a trait, this group of sleepwalking team members seems to have only one goal, women's underwear, as long as they can get one after arriving at the women's dormitory, they will retreat collectively, as if they have completed the task.
So there was a scene of the female officer fishing with her underwear, and I saw that she obediently followed the guys to the playground, and then the female officer inserted the wooden stick with bra into a rotating electronic device, and the group of sleepwalking perverts just like a headless fly resting in endless circles......
The next day they will wake up and find that they had been streaking again last night...
Because of this humiliating matter, the military region has held several special meetings, and these guys are also uncomfortable, and often what awaits them the next day is a ruthless ideological education and a review of tens of thousands of dollars.
It's really embarrassing to think about it, I slept well, and when I woke up, I found that I was only wearing a pair of pants, just lying naked on the playground, surrounded by a group of people who looked at themselves with complicated eyes, and what was even worse was that I actually molested lesbians, looking at the video of myself running naked last night, that is called a wonderful!
"No, aren't you only the members of the Wyvern Special Combat Team like this, so what about Shu Yue?"
"She didn't have anything to do, she was so angry with these bastards that she smashed an antique vase... ”
Li Mu looked at his watch, "They probably should wake up, let's go take a look." ”
Sun Zhengyi nodded and followed Li Mu to the playground, the expressions on the faces of the team members at the moment were more ugly than eating a hundred flies, and one of the lean team members said loudly: "We ...... Again?"
Everyone stared at each other.
There were also many female warriors outside the playground who were watching and laughing from time to time, and these guys were even more ashamed, scratching their ears and cheeks one by one.
Son Masayoshi couldn't stand it anymore, he coughed, "Commander!"
It is conceivable that a group of naked men saluted the army.
"You guys! Why don't you get out and put on your clothes! You don't have to eat breakfast today, double your training!"
A group of people ran back to the dormitory with Son Masayoshi's glaring and lesbian snickering...
A moment later, Li Mu saw this group of special combat members again in the conference room, and he tried to hold back a smile and asked, "How can you be like this?"
Everyone first looked at me and I looked at you, and then a team member who looked like a captain stood up, "Report!"
"Say!"
"I ...... We don't know what's going on. ”
Li Mu rubbed his temples with a headache, "Then did anything strange happen to you before this?"
The team whispered for a while, "We went on a terrorist mission before that time. ”
"Oh? ”
That...... 10,000 words are omitted here. The Feilong special combat team was ordered to go to Zhejiang Province to carry out a terrorist riot, the task was very smooth, it was really smooth, and the task was completed easily, and nothing special happened halfway, if you have to find out, one of the team members ate some sweet potatoes the day before, and the non-stop fart that day almost stinked the other team members to death.
"That's it?"
The captain replied very seriously: "That's it!"
Li Mu is in a difficult situation, first of all, this is definitely not something that ordinary people can do, but the other party doesn't seem to have any malicious intentions, otherwise they might have died, and those guys don't have time to do this.
How does the whole thing look like a prank, "Are you sure you didn't do this on purpose?"
What is this, all the team members are a little unhappy, who would be so boring to do such a shameful and unflattering thing?
"Chief, although you are very powerful, we dare to swear with glory that our special combat team is really not so boring!"
Li Mu waved his hand, "Forget it, you call Shu Yue over, I have something to ask her." ”
The new captain glanced at Li Mu suspiciously, "What kind of expression do you have? I won't eat Shu Yue!"
In view of Li Mu's previous misdeeds, it was difficult for the team members to believe this, Li Mu smiled bitterly, "Okay, okay, carry out the order, I'll just ask her if there is any other situation, I promise, I will definitely return her to you completely." ”
With Li Mu's words, the team members replied stupidly.
Shu Yue came, with short hair in her ears, wheat-colored skin and this straight military uniform looked particularly heroic, compared to the last time they met, there seemed to be something more in the whole person now, Li Mu knew that it was because of practicing the exercises he gave.
Li Mu nodded with satisfaction, "The exercises I gave you have cultivated to various realms, I hope you don't let me down." ”
Shu Yue was a little disappointed, "I'm sorry, I just cultivated to the second level. ”
Li Mu was not shocked on the surface, but he was actually a little embarrassed in his heart, it was only three months, this is a terrifying cultivation speed among ordinary humans, you know, Li Mu's self-created exercises are very perverted, he thought that if Shu Yue could comprehend it, he never thought that she would be able to get started.
nodded pretendedly, and then said to Shu Yue in that compassionate tone, wrapped in the vicissitudes of time: "Young man, you still have to work hard." ”
Looking at the man in front of her who was about the same age as herself, some of them became more and more unable to see through him, she did not deny that there were indeed some strange things in this world, but only the man in front of her gave her the strangest feeling, he did not have the momentum of a cultivator, he did not have the iron bones of a soldier, and sometimes he felt very rogue, but it was such a strange individual that he met him for no reason, and gave himself a book of exercises for no reason, and he heard the commander say that these exercises were comparable to the value of gold by tonnage, so he gave it to himself so easily?
She admitted that she was jealous, and Shu Yue, who was proud of not losing to anyone, was actually jealous at the moment?
She understands it's not right, but that's what this thing is, and the more you deny it, the more it slaps at you.
"Okay, don't think about this or that, I came to you for the special combat team's collective sleepwalking, and I want to ask if you know anything else. ”
said that even Shu Yue was ashamed of them, "I didn't directly participate in this operation, I just commanded in the rear." ”
"Well, did they do anything strange about their training before sleepwalking? ”
"As far as I know, no. ”
This is strange, this matter has to go back to the bureau to file a case.