Chapter 1088: A ...... Face Indifferent!
A charming beauty, a big beauty who has just finished smacking with herself, and a big beauty who has just taken a mandarin duck bath with herself!
It sounds fragrant and glamorous, but what if this beauty in front of you, without care, climbs out of the bathtub, runs to the corner five steps away from you, and naturally squats on the floor to solve personal physiological problems?
No matter how beautiful the beauty is, the rake that pulls it is also stinky......
What's more, anyone who has drunk alcohol knows that when you squat in the pit the next day, almost all of them will have diarrhea, and the wine is mixed with all kinds of food, and the rake that is finally formed is almost all from the explosive soldiers!
So, in Duluth's horrified gaze, this noble lady, who had just been pinching the European faction, was pulling around in a "swish", and from time to time there was an explosion-like sound......
It sounded extremely tragic, it looked even more tragic, and the smell of Duluth's nose, which was only four or five meters away, was even more tragic than the Normandy landing.
The little brother who was clamoring to work overtime just now has already shrunk into a ball, and it seems that this class can't be added today.
What made Duluth even more devastating was that the builders of this villa seemed to have anticipated this situation for a long time, and the two spare corners were built as low-lying as real drainage holes, so that the "woman" would not get her feet wet.
Yes, "woman", if he kills Duluth at this time, he will not call this woman a "sister" again.
My sister, it can't be like this...... Vomit!
The tragic battlefield scared Duluth, the battle-hardened macho man in this game, lost his soul, crawled out of the bathroom like a desperate escape, and after returning to the room and getting dressed, he was still terrified.
In reality, he had seen a river horse rake.
In the waters where they often bathe, these guys at the top of the food chain are so unscrupulously pulling, without prior warning, just spraying!
Yes, squirt!
When the river horse rakes it, the sound it makes is like a whistle, loud and majestic!
In this majestic sound of ghosts and ghosts, a stream of rakes sprayed like a cloud of rocks, and the short tail of the hippopotamus that blocked the ass eye waved quickly and frequently, so that the huge number of rake rakes scattered in a radius of several meters, if there was someone next to them, it was estimated that they could be directly stunned by this "bullet storm"!
Duluth thinks that there is a hippopotamus in the bathroom now, and the popping sound still rings in his ears to this day, which is even more terrifying than the most terrifying ghost movie.
This cold reality, even the pair of European pies can't bring any warmth to themselves!
Now she would rather face the princess's gray-haired pants than stay in front of this clean lady for even a second!
However, in hell, where can you avoid mental torture?!
……
This time is the time to wake up after getting drunk, especially Duluth went to take a shower, basically most of yesterday's people woke up.
It's cold outside, and the weather in Europe at high latitudes is much colder than in the east, which Duluth can understand.
But that's why you defecate in the open?
When Duluth walked out of the room and was about to leave with the princess, he was shocked to find that in the aisle, his mood had begun to permeate with an unspeakable grief and indignation!
In the corner of the aisle, it was obvious that there were traces of men peeing, needless to say, those knights did it.
What kind of hanging a man is when he is drunk, he knows that he will urinate everywhere, which he can understand.
But what does it mean for you, as a knight, to squat under the painting of the Virgin and Child??!?
Good!
The man is sloppy, although it is too much to do this when he is sober, but a group of bodyguards from the countryside who are brave and civilian-born obviously can't ask too much of them.
But those "holy" noble ladies are like this one by one, can they still take care of a little image?
Duluth walked through the rooms, and the stench and thunderous sound came from them, there were bedrooms, bathrooms, main halls, and even he saw a beautiful woman who had made his heart congested yesterday, like those vulgar knights, crouching in the corner and feasting!
Yes, feasting, that cheerful expression, as if she was not pulling a rake, but eating a delicious meal!
The three views in his heart completely collapsed, and Duluth, who was strongly knocked out by this cold reality, couldn't bear it anymore, and every time he walked through a door, he kicked those doors open, and he was willing to fall to the ground and completely welcome the dirt into his eyes.
After a belly of wine fermented overnight, no matter how "holy" he is, he can't stop the needs of his physiology.
In these kicked open doors, Opai is still fair-skinned and her face is still beautiful, but the chrysanthemums that are not wrapped in ** are like hippos, making desperate sounds.
If we have to distinguish between the top and the bottom, then some noble ladies are obviously very well-bred "civilized people", although they openly pull rakes in the rooms where they sleep, bathe, and entertain guests, but under them, at least there is a toilet.
Most of them are extremely "uncivilized", looking at the original smooth wooden floor as good as new without any pressure.
What made Duluth even more unbearable was that among these women, there were knights who were taking a mandarin duck bath with him, which was normal.
But you dog men and women occupy a corner, obviously "purring" and diarrhea, but still looking at each other with a deep and affectionate face, what does it mean?
If that's not all......
Nadluth was at the door of a room, watching the pair of dog men and women who had finished raking and wiping their buttocks with hemp rope and hay, and once again in the room they had just pulled, they actually threw themselves on the bed and snapped, and the scene was terrifying!
Brother, can you really get a gun?
Are you sure that this own chicken is happily working overtime instead of foaming at the mouth with convulsions when it is inevitably stained with the other man's rake?
……
In this villa, Duluth saw the worst nightmare of his life.
The glorious knight is pulling, the holy lady is pulling, and even the princess who just felt dirty was pulling!
Don't shy away from people!
Just urinate in the room where you live!
He even saw a few of the most unqualified knights and noblewomen, thinking that this was not his villa, so they wiped their butts with the corners of the sheets, and then turned over on the bed that had just wiped their buttocks!
Thinking that he might have slept all night "raking the bed", Duluth had the idea of calling back the thieves and then killing them all!
What made him even more desperate was that the maids and servants did not seem to be a little surprised, and after preparing breakfast for the nobles in the hall early in the morning, they took their tools with a nonchalant face to clean the rakes in the empty rooms and corridors......
...... face Indifferent!