Chapter 1087: Here comes the poop you wanted!
It's really warm.
It was the only moment Duluth felt relaxed since he entered the game.
Without the dirtiness of those civilians, although he didn't want to admit it, and he didn't feel that he was a person who hated the poor and loved the rich, but Duluth really didn't like those civilians who were covered with fleas and ate pig food all day long, let alone like them in the "Taoyuan Three Knots" spread in the East, sleeping in the same bed and eating together.
Aristocrats and commoners are indeed two extreme classes, although there are countless commoners who want to become nobles, but the communication between the two is basically only a dialogue between looking up and looking down.
Therefore, Duluth walked through the reception with peace of mind, and was invited to dance by one beautiful woman after another, under the watchful eyes of the guards brought by the other lord's wives.
Can you imagine a pair of different European pies, jumping and flying less than 30 centimeters in front of your eyes?
Can you imagine the joy of the girl's clothes that should have been covered are so generously open, and when the neckline is open to the stomach, she takes the initiative to invite you to dance?
Can you imagine that when you look at these European pies, those girls are not only full of pride and pride, just like the girls of later generations show off their famous bags?
Beast blood boiling!
Lin Mu is not pimping, this situation is just to let players experience the life of the Middle Ages, and they can't just let people gnaw on black bread, and some other "fashionable" atmospheres will cover up, which is not in line with Lin Mu's academic attitude of a "rigorous scholar"!
Therefore, so many European pies can't be touched, in fact, these women are really just because of the atmosphere, they want to show the most perfect place on their bodies, so as to attract the attention of others, and at the same time, there is no lack of "holy" thoughts, in order to show that they are European and pink, without those black pigment deposition.
While it sounds incredible today, it's just the way it is.
What makes Duluth laugh even more is that the wine glasses here are shared!
In the Middle Ages in Europe, there was not much in the material, and wine glasses had been made, and they were inlaid with various colored gemstones, which were very valuable.
But such a wine glass seems to be more like the face of the organizer, just playing a role in face, and there is no one person.
Therefore, a wine glass was passed from Duluth to other women attending the ball, and one person drank a glass of wine, and there was still no other knight, so refreshing, it made him feel as if Tang Seng had arrived in the daughter country.
The same is true for other spoons, which are common, and knives and forks can be customized, but even ordinary lords rarely have their own knives and forks.
Looking at the Oupai jumping around the audience, drinking the wine that is not delicious but also good, even if the diet is forgotten, baked apples and baked pears, no matter how you look at it, it is all dark cuisine, Duluth is not sensitive.
But the true god seemed to be interested in favoring Duluth, and just when his eel-transformed little brother was looking at it all over his body, but there was no hole to be found, there was a shout of murder all around!
What's the situation?
A guard ran over: "There is a gang of itinerant bandits to rob! Please move to the upper floor of the villa first!"
In the Middle Ages in Europe, most castles were built on steep terrain, which brought great inconvenience to life, and it took a lot of effort to fetch water, and it was not easy to live in, but it was necessary.
At this time, the countries are fighting, and a place with a large village dares to claim the country, and you can imagine how many bandits will breed.
Not only bandits, but also various "countries" are also accustomed to attacking and killing, don't look at the group of ladies at the ball who look like sisters, maybe their respective men are planning each other's territory.
Therefore, the existence of those "down-and-out princes" who are very popular with women in later generations is endlessly emerging in this land, and it is not a rare thing.
And the country house used as a ball like this is naturally very comfortable to live in than the castle, but no lord regards it as a place to live for a long time, and it is at least safe to stay in the castle every day.
This ball, I don't know where the news was revealed, it actually attracted a gang of thieves, or it was wandering around Europe when they accidentally found the fat sheep.
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There was a commotion, some noblewomen wanted to run away with their knights, and some wanted to resist, and the scene was very chaotic.
Duluth threw his glass, "Panic what! a bunch of little thieves!
He was really excited, between the strength of the wine, such a group of thieves came, thinking about the demeanor of his idol Lin Mu in reality, and then thinking about how many offensive and defensive techniques he had learned from Li Idiot, and there had been no fighting or fighting for two days after leaving the East, how could he not be full of pride in his heart?
The long sword in his waist was pulled out, and in the admiring gaze of a group of noble ladies, Duluth slashed to death a rushing robber with a sword, and the whole person was galloping like a tiger, every move, full of modern martial arts style, those bandits who were completely disorganized and relied on rushing to kill in one go, there was no one in his hands, obviously his physical fitness was not much, but he just couldn't beat him.
Duluth is white, this is because Li Idiot has taught himself too many offensive and defensive means on weekdays, the foundation of Jeet Kune Do has been immersed in his bones, plus the psychological quality that he has cultivated in the daily struggle in the East, if he can't beat a few thieves who only dare to wander around the countryside in medieval Europe, then he might as well die.
More than 20 thieves, after he killed more than ten in a row, they scattered in a hurry, and the embarrassed appearance of fart and urine was even more set off Deluth's heroic and extraordinary, as tall as a guardian of the Divine Palace, and the princess next to him had stars in her eyes.
Not only him, but also the ladies next to him who showed their European pies, and they all looked weak, and all the cuties on the European pies reacted, and the atmosphere in the room suddenly became subtle.
Such a powerful knight, for its lord is not only a subordinate to boast of, but also a guarantee of life, those kings in fairy tales marry the princess to the knight, it seems to be a marriage, but who takes advantage of whom, it is really uncertain.
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Overnight sales. Soul!
I don't know how I was drunk by those noble women, I don't know how I was carried to bed, and I don't know what I did that night, I just remember the soft fragrance of pink and jade, and the aftertaste is endless.
Duluth opened his eyes, looked at the originally holy lady beside him, sleeping like a cat, couldn't help laughing, and carried her into the bathtub in the villa to take a bath, only to feel relaxed in his heart.
"Although there are many problems in this European Middle Ages, it is really a good experience for me. ”
In this case, the woman next to her was naturally awakened, and before Duluth could laugh at her twice, she saw this beautiful woman who was holy last night and showed a charming European pie......
Crawling out of the tub, he hurried to the corner of the wall, and pulled a lump of poop under Duluth's horrified gaze......