"Girl, I think you're pretty and beautiful, do you really want to give your pretty face to this quack doctor for treatment?"

Xu Xiangbei suddenly spoke, with a heartbroken expression on his face.

"Huh?"

The girl looked up at Xu Xiangbei with some confusion.

Quack?

This is the expert outpatient clinic of the First People's Hospital, representing the best level of traditional Chinese medicine in Jiangcheng, Xu Xiangbei actually said that it was a quack?

Ding Keke, the little nurse on the side, was so angry that she crossed her waist, and she was a little disgusted with Xu Xiangbei.

Not only is the quality poor, smoking in public, but also arrogant, no one in sight!

"Mr. Xu, what do you think?"

Dean Zhang Fuen raised his head and asked in a kind tone.

Zhang Xuesong and Director Tang also turned their heads to look at Xu Xiangbei, waiting for his answer.

"You are not laymen, you must all know that the most dense part of the human nerve is the face, acupuncture treatment, even if the technique is superb, silver needles pierced into the face, more or less will destroy the facial nerves, and it is difficult for the patient to completely heal. ”

Xu Xiangbei said unhurriedly.

I can pat my chest and guarantee that I will be able to cure the patient in two courses of treatment, and the side effects will be minimal, and there will be no defects visible to the naked eye. ”

Tang Hao hurriedly defended himself.

Zhang Fuen nodded approvingly: "Tang Hao does have this ability. ”

"Hehe, quacks are quacks. As I said, the use of acupuncture to treat facial paralysis will definitely destroy the facial nerves and leave sequelae. If there are side effects, why insist on such imperfect treatments? Garbage is garbage, and it doesn't deserve to be compared to a perfectionist like me. ”

Xu Xiangbei shook his nose and sneered.

"Hey, please be respectful to Dr. Tang. ”

Ding Keke was angry, and snorted with his waist crossed.

"Little nurse, I know I'm a perfect man, and you can't help but want to strike up a conversation with me, but you know, I can't take a fancy to you, because your body isn't perfect. ”

Xu Xiangbei smiled, and said that his eyes were unscrupulously aimed at Ding Keke's chest, which can be called Xiaohe's sharp corners, "However, I can give you a massage and make you a devil body, the price is cheap, not 999, just 99 yuan, are you willing?"

"Phew, stinky rascal!"

Ding Keke's anger value continued to rise, if it weren't for Dean Zhang Fuen's presence, she would have already used the Nine Yin White Bone Claw, scratching Xu Xiangbei's face full of blood.

The girl who came to see the doctor on the side also frowned slightly in displeasure, and seemed to be quite disgusted with Xu Xiangbei.

"You're vexatious!"

Tang Hao's eyelids jumped with anger, slapped the table, and asked: "Xu Xiangbei, you are so powerful, you should tell me what treatment plan you have, which can perfectly heal the patient without leaving the slightest sequelae." ”

Xu Xiangbei smiled faintly, "Massage." ”

Massage?

As soon as the words fell, Zhang Xuesong and Zhang Fuen couldn't help but look at each other speechlessly.

As for Tang Hao and Director Tang, they laughed out loud without any scruples.

"Xu Xiangbei, are you an idiot? Massaging acupuncture points is indeed effective in the treatment of facial paralysis, but at most, it can only be used as an auxiliary means, and it is simply a fool's dream to cure facial paralysis with massage alone!"

Tang Hao sneered.

"That is, if you really can't come up with a better solution, just throw in the towel. ”

Director Tang laughed.

"Girl, will you let me give you a massage for five minutes? It only takes five minutes for me to make you as pure and beautiful as ever. ”

Xu Xiangbei didn't bother to pay attention to Tang Hao's father and son, turned his head to look at the girl seriously, and showed a smile that he thought was charming.

"I don't want to. ”

The girl very decisively refused.

Healed facial paralysis in five minutes?

Isn't that a joke!

I've never heard of anyone who can cure facial paralysis in five minutes.

"Hmph, I see that you are cowardly, and when you see other girls beautiful, you want to take the opportunity to rub oil, which is really despicable and shameless!"

Ding Keke pouted and muttered.

"Hey, don't talk if you're small-breasted. ”

Xu Xiangbei glared at Ding Keke angrily.

"Girl, I am Zhang Fuen, the president of the First People's Hospital, I hope you can give Mr. Xu a chance to give you a massage, if the effect is not good, it is not too late to let Dr. Tang treat you, rest assured, with us, he will not dare to mess around." ”

Zhang Fuen raised his glasses and pleaded for Xu Xiangbei with a smile.

"Okay. ”

The girl hesitated for a moment, but finally reluctantly agreed.

"I'm starting the timer, don't say five minutes, I'll give you ten minutes to prove yourself!"

Tang Hao adjusted his watch, and he was ready to watch a good show.

Xu Xiangbei picked up disposable gloves from the table, put them on his hands, and began to massage the girl.

"Whew, suck ......"

Xu Xiangbei secretly transported his own strength, and the internal force in his body gathered on the palm, and pressed and kneaded at the acupuncture points such as Cheek Che, Yintang, Sibai, Yuyin, Yangbai, Yingxiang, Xiaguan, Dicang, and Zygomatics.

"Hmm. ”

The girl snorted softly, and at first it felt a little tingling, but soon, a stream of heat poured into her face, crispy and numb, and very comfortable.

Zhang Fuen and Zhang Xuesong looked up carefully, and a smile appeared on the corner of their mouths.

Judging from the massage techniques alone, Xu Xiangbei's techniques are skillful and impeccable, but I don't know what the effect is.

Five minutes, in the blink of an eye.

Everyone only felt that in a blink of an eye, Xu Xiangbei reined in his internal strength, exhaled a breath of turbidity, and showed a smile on his face: "Girl, your illness has been cured, come, look at your own appearance." ”

Xu Xiangbei handed a mirror to the girl.

"I, I'm not laughing......"

The girl's face turned crimson, and when she heard Xu Xiangbei's words, she instinctively wanted to refuse. But under Xu Xiangbei's insistent request, he slowly mustered up his courage, reached out and pinched the left side of his face, and the feeling of numbness and stiffness was gone, so he was overjoyed and tried to grin.

The smile is like a flower, which makes people look like a spring breeze.

"Oh my God, it's really good!"

Ding Keke's eyes widened in surprise, and his tongue was a little knotted: "This...... How is this possible? In just five minutes, facial paralysis was cured!"

"No way, how did this kid do it?"

Director Tang's fat face turned into a bitter melon.

"It's not scientific at all, and I actually lost?"

Tang Hao was dumbfounded, and he couldn't react for a long time, just stared at the female patient, as if someone had taken his soul away.

"You're curious to know how I did it, right?"

Xu Xiangbei threw the gloves into the trash can and clapped his hands: "I said that you can't learn it, because the qualifications here are dull, and the mud can't support the wall." ”

“……”

Director Tang, Tang Hao, Zhang Xuesong and Zhang Fuen all had stiff faces and were so depressed that they couldn't speak.

"Mr. Xu, your massage technique is a very precious medical achievement, and if it can be promoted, it will definitely benefit all mankind. As the saying goes, the doctor is benevolent, and I hope you can think about it well. ”

Zhang Fuen stood up and bowed respectfully to Xu Xiangbei, his eyes full of burning color.

Wow!

Tang Hao, Director Tang, Zhang Xuesong, Ding Keke and others present were all stunned.

Dean Zhang Fuen, a Taishan Beidou-like figure in the Chinese medicine industry, actually bowed to Xu Xiangbei and begged him to promote massage techniques?

"To tell you the truth, my massage technique is not unusual, but it needs to nourish the facial nerves with qi luck and internal force, and it is impossible to achieve my level without outstanding talent and more than ten years of hard work. ”

Xu Xiangbei was forced to be helpless, so he had to explain honestly: "In other words, not everyone can be as handsome and smart as me, understand?"