Zhang Fuen suddenly opened his mouth when he heard this, and nodded secretly.

It turned out that the reason why Xu Xiangbei was able to cure the girl's facial paralysis within five minutes was because of his qigong skills.

Qigong is not something that ordinary people can learn, so it does not have the conditions to promote it on a large scale and benefit society.

"Thank you so much, Divine Doctor. The day after tomorrow, I was going to participate in the school speech contest, and because of facial paralysis, I had already decided to abstain, but you saved me!"

The girl stood up excitedly and respectfully bowed to Xu Xiangbei to thank her.

"What's your name, girl?"

Xu Xiangbei asked with a smile.

"My name is Chen Xin, and I am a sophomore at Jiangcheng University. The girl replied truthfully.

"A student at Jiangcheng University?"

Xu Xiangbei's eyes lit up, opposite the spring villa where he lived was the women's dormitory of Jiangcheng University, I don't know if this Chen Xin lived in it.

"Chen Xin, although I have cured your facial paralysis, if you don't take proper maintenance, you may relapse. In this way, you can leave a phone number for me, and if you have any questions, you can call me for consultation. ”

Xu Xiangbei took out his mobile phone and asked for the girl's number seriously.

Chen Xin nodded happily and gave Xu Xiangbei the phone number.

"Big pervert, obviously I just want to pick up girls, but I say it so high-sounding!"

Ding Keke was so angry that his nose was crooked, and he couldn't wait to peel off Xu Xiangbei's hypocritical face and expose his dirty soul to Chen Xin.

"Mr. Xu, this is my phone number, you can remember it. ”

"And mine. ”

Zhang Fuen and Zhang Xuesong couldn't wait to take out their mobile phones and leave a private number for Xu Xiangbei.

"In the first game, I lost. But don't be complacent, Chinese medicine is broad and profound, and my comprehensiveness is definitely not comparable to you. ”

Tang Hao's face was a little unpleasant, and he urged Ding Keke: "Senior Sister Ding, let the next patient come in." ”

Ding Keke nodded obediently, and went out to bring a tall young man with a foot of 1.85 meters into the consultation room.

"This time, it's your turn to give a treatment plan first. ”

Tang Hao said coldly.

Xu Xiangbei nodded and looked at the young man's face with a smile.

The young man seemed to be very anxious, and as soon as he sat down, he spoke hurriedly: "Doctor, I have been suffering from insomnia lately, and I finally fell asleep, and when I woke up sweaty, as if I had taken a sauna, and I was listless all day long, and I was tired like a dead pig, I ......"

"You don't have to say much, our Chinese medicine is about looking, hearing and asking, you don't have to say anything, we can give an accurate judgment. ”

At this time, Tang Hao waved his hand and took the initiative to interrupt the young man's words, as if he was deliberately trying to make Xu Xiangbei's diagnosis more difficult.

Although the young man was eager to seek medical treatment, he also obediently closed his mouth.

Brush brush brush.

Suddenly, everyone's eyes were focused on Xu Xiangbei's body, waiting for Xu Xiangbei's diagnosis.

Two minutes later, Xu Xiangbei retracted his gaze, shook his head and smiled: "Young man, the roots of your ears are black, the bags under your eyes are collapsed, your pupils are yellow, and your lips are dull. It is obviously caused by a lack of kidney qi and excessive indulgence. If I'm not mistaken, you should no longer be able to live a normal married life by now, in short, it is impotence. ”

Impotence?

As soon as the words fell, Ding Keke on the side lowered his head with a red face and secretly smiled.

"Fart, Lao Tzu is not impotent. You're not a doctor, don't talk nonsense!"

The young man rolled his eyes angrily, grabbed Tang Hao's hand, and asked, "Doctor, please show me when my illness will be cured." ”

Xu Xiangbei did not wear a white coat, and the young man instinctively thought that he was not a doctor, but pinned his hopes on Tang Hao.

"Little brother, don't worry. In my opinion, your illness is not serious, and I only need three courses of treatment, a maximum of two or three months, to regain your strength. ”

As he spoke, Tang Hao lowered his head and wrote on the paper, as if he was afraid of being peeked at by Xu Xiangbei, so he used one hand as a cover.

"Really?"

The young man's eyes lit up, and his mouth was crooked with joy.

"Mr. Xu, it's your turn to give a treatment plan first. ”

Zhang Fuen looked at Xu Xiangbei with a smile.

Xu Xiangbei shook his head and smiled, and said unhurriedly: "Sexual prosperity causes disaster, cut it to eternal rule!"

Fortunately, even ah, the song is a song?

This is not a formal ending of the Yuefu poem, which means that it is very fortunate and wonderful.

The patients are all impotent, Xu Xiangbei actually said that it is great?

Is there any humanity left?

Zhang Fuen and Zhang Xuesong all looked at each other suspiciously, not knowing why Xu Xiangbei suddenly said such a sentence.

"What does that mean?"

Ding Keke asked with a simple face.

It means that because the desire is too strong, it causes damage to the body, and if you want to cure it radically, you just need to cut it. ”

Xu Xiangbei smiled playfully.

"You ......"

Ding Keke's face flushed with shame, and he turned his head and stopped paying attention to Xu Xiangbei.

This guy is too unserious!

Zhang Fuen and Zhang Xuesong also suddenly realized, looked at each other and smiled.

It turns out that Xu Xiangbei said that sexual prosperity causes disasters, and it will be cut to eternal rule!

The level of this falsification of the poem is really flattering.

"Boy, what nonsense are you talking about? Believe it or not, I beat you so much that you don't even know your parents?"

As soon as the young man heard this, he immediately slapped the table and stood up, waving his fist, and making a gesture to beat Xu Xiangbei.

In what age, how can anyone persuade someone to cut three inches below the umbilicus and become a eunuch?

"Xu Xiangbei, this is your treatment plan?"

Tang Hao's eyes lit up, and he looked at Xu Xiangbei with a smile.

Xu Xiangbei nodded, and said slowly: "When I treat diseases and save people, I have always analyzed people's temperament first, and then I can prescribe the right medicine." This person has a snarky face, a narrow heart, and low self-control. And his illness must be abstinent for a month or two. Even if I give a treatment plan, it will be difficult for him to clean himself, and if he does not do it, he will have a recurrent attack and ruin his body. Instead of harming the body, it is better to be a eunuch. ”

"Shut up!"

The young man had a fiery temper and smashed a punch into Xu Xiangbei's head.

Click!

As soon as Xu Xiangbei raised his hand, he grabbed the young man's wrist, and when he twisted his backhand, the young man screamed in pain.

"Mr. Xu, let go, you are a doctor, how can you hit a patient!"

Tang Hao hurriedly stepped forward to pull the two away, and said to the young man with the appearance of a good old man: "Don't worry, with me, I can rejuvenate you in two or three months, this is my prescription, you first go to grab medicine and take a course of treatment, and then come over for acupuncture once a week, as long as you know how to abstain, you can live a normal married life within three months." ”

"Thank you, doctor. ”

The young man took the prescription, glared at Xu Xiangbei viciously, and said before leaving: "Phew, you are also a doctor?" Compared with Doctor Tang, you don't even deserve to carry shoes. ”

With that, he slammed the door and left.

"I'm sorry, I pulled one back. Tang Hao rubbed his hands excitedly.

"It's a 1-1 draw now. ”

Dean Zhang Fuen nodded.

Xu Xiangbei yawned, humming a little song gracefully, not looking nervous at all, it seemed that he had already won the game, even if he let Tang Hao play a game, it would be fine.