"No!"

After an exclamation, Song Ziyun had already become a mop in the hands of Fu Erdai.

"Sister Fairy, wouldn't it be too cruel for you to say that I was like this?" Fu Erdai asked tentatively.

"No, one immortal is a thousand bones, you are simply a pediatrician. "Sister Immortal was disdainful of Song Ziyun's change into a mop.

"No, let's be more cruel. Make this mop humane, so that people can feel it when they wash the toilet, and it will scream, is it okay?" Fu Erdai said with a grin.

"As you wish!"

After the fairy sister finished speaking, she just pointed to the mop with her hand, and the mop head immediately spoke, which was Song Ziyun's voice.

Obviously, Song Ziyun's head became a mop head.

"Fu Erdai, let me go, I don't dare anymore, I am willing to be a dog by your side and lick your ...... every day"

Before Song Ziyun finished speaking, he asked Fu Erdai to stuff the entire mop head into the toilet urinal pool, and let Song Ziyun have a boy urine soup first.

After a few minutes, Fu Erdai picked up the mop head, "How is it? Old classmate, is the boy urine soup I invited you to drink delicious?"

"Vomit, vomit, vomit!"

If he could vomit, Song Ziyun would probably have to vomit out his stomach.

Poor now, he's just a mop and can only retch.

"Fu Erdai, will you let me go? I beg you, you can do whatever you want. I have a lot of money, all for you, and my wife......"

Listening to Song Ziyun begging himself like a pitiful worm, Fu Erdai said.

It's so cool!

"Sister Fairy, I've had enough, let this mop retain consciousness, erase the sound, and let it stay here to drag the toilet for the rest of his life for the rest of his favorite toilet sweeper. ”

"No problem. ”

......

On the way to the 308 private room.

"Sister Fairy, how about I take you to perform a good show?"

"It's all up to you, I know you've been wronged all these years, so this time I'm here to help you pretend to be slapped in the face. ”

Well!

You know it all?

Do you know why you didn't come down to help me earlier?

The second generation of Fu is too lazy to complain, those are in the past, the key is to be cool now.

"Sister Fairy, why can't anyone passing by in the hotel see you?"

"I'm an immortal, how can it be so easy for people to see, shouldn't I blind their mortal eyes. ”

"That's right, so what's the matter with saying that I'm a destined person just now?"

"This is a long story, remember when you were very young? When you were about 1 year old, your father held you by the river and looked at the sky with a telescope, and he happened to see me, and I noticed you, and they had feelings for each other, didn't you want to call me to me at dusk?"

"Yes, yes, it must be my longing for you, moved by the heavens, I sent you to save me, I like you so much, just to see you in the vast sea of stars......"

No way!

Can this be a little bit more?

One year old!

I don't even have a memory, and I still have feelings?

Fu Erdai admires himself.

It can all be made up.

The key is that the fairy sister still believes it, and her eyes are so moved that she almost cried.

Knowing that this is a ghost made by the system, Fu Erdai doesn't want to explain too much.

Just want to say:

The system is awesome!

Coming to the 308 private room, Fu Erdai shrank and opened the door and walked in.

The No. 7 person in Fang Wen all stared at Fu Erdai like a monster.

"This is ......"

Obviously, these people don't remember the second generation of Fu anymore.

"Probably not our classmates, right?"

"Surely not, what kind of identity do we have today? There will be such beggar-like classmates?"

These people didn't recognize Fu Erdai, but Fu Erdai wrote it down one by one, all of them were good buddies who followed him like a fart in high school, 147,258,369 (codename)......

"Oh! I remember, are you the second generation of Fu?" 147 looked at the second generation of Fu and suddenly realized.

"Wow!147, you still remember me!" Fu Erdai was very moved, and there were still classmates who remembered him.

"Don't get me wrong, don't talk to me about this, Lao Tzu is now the boss of a big company...... General ~ Assistant. ”

147 stretched the word boss very long, and the word assistant spoke so quietly that almost no one could hear it.

It's a very old-fashioned way of pretending.

"Lao Tzu is also an upper-class figure now, how can you be a beggar who can climb high? I can recognize you because Song Ziyun's kid said that you are cleaning the toilet in this hotel now, so I want to find you to come over to humiliate and humiliate, I didn't expect you to really come here, whether he gave you money to be a clown, or whatever, just come, just be an obedient dog, amuse us, and throw a bone at you. ”

Listening to this tone, the friendship of the day's classmates is completely gone.

In their eyes, the only remaining value of the second generation of Fu is to be an obedient monkey to please them.

Work is stressful, and finding someone to relax is also an effective way to relieve stress.

"Come on, scream, Wang, I'll throw you a big lobster, you never thought you could eat such a good delicacy when you sweep the toilet, did you?"

After speaking, this classmate really threw a piece of lobster meat on the ground, waiting for Fu Erdai to crawl over and lick it like a dog.

"People may have seafood allergies and can't eat lobster meat. 258 looked at Fu Erdai with a sneer, it doesn't matter, as long as you are well-behaved and crawl over me like a dog, Lao Tzu's big abalone will reward you. ”

After 258 finished speaking, he really stood up and waited for Fu Erdai to crawl over.

"Hey, heck!"

The fairy sister who was floating behind Fu Erdai suddenly showed her true body, scared these doggy classmates into a fart, and squeezed back to the corner of the wall.

The enthusiasm of the audience suddenly decreased, and the air began to become very cold.

"What's the name of the ghost? Have you ever seen a ghost as beautiful as me? People are obviously fairies, okay? I'm blind, I'm really damned, if you hadn't offended my destined person first, I'd have kept you to pretend to be forced to him, and I would have killed you a long time ago." The fairy sister said coquettishly.

"It's... It's a fairy, a fairy! We have eyes that don't know Tarzan, can you please let us go?"

These people began to bow down and kowtow.

"How about it?, how do you want to kill them this time?" The fairy sister didn't bother to look at them, but looked at Fu Erdai tenderly.

What? This second generation of garbage Fu turned out to be a destined person for the fairy sister?

Then we screamed so hard in front of him just now, this guy was silent, was he playing us?

It's over, I'm going to be played to death by this guy.

All of a sudden, these classmates all rushed over and bowed down to Fu Erdai as his biological parents.

"Fu second-generation great immortal, I'm sorry! Just now our dog couldn't spit out ivory in his mouth, and offended you, I hope you have a lot of it, can we let it go? We can make you a loyal and obedient dog, and there will be no complaints. ”

Fu Erdai suddenly found that these old classmates were very good at acting, and he suspected that they were actors and came to play themselves.

"Do you want to be a dog? Okay, then I'll make you all a dog. ”

As soon as Fu Erdai finished speaking, these people all let the fairy sister become a dog.