Chapter 1 Sign in to a fairy sister
In the toilet of the luxury hotel, Fu Erdai met his high school classmate Song Ziyun, and the scene was extremely bloody and terrifying......
"Yo yo, who am I? It turned out to be the second generation of the school grass master of our Longteng University in 2021! I haven't seen you for many years, you are alive to the toilet, if I were you, clean the toilet, I would directly hit the tofu and die, and I would be embarrassed here. ”
I haven't seen it for many years, I really don't know how this guy still remembers himself, and he recognizes the most embarrassed self at a glance, and Fu Erdai is also very puzzled.
"Are you depressed? Why am I here? and recognize you at a glance, Mr. Toilet?"
"Makes you laugh. Fu Erdai smiled bitterly, probably already understanding why Song Ziyun suddenly appeared, there must be a conspiracy.
"How dare I laugh at you, you were a school grass that fascinated thousands of girls at school back then! Do you remember? My girlfriend Zhen Zhen was snatched away by you in front of everyone's eyes, which made me lose face and became a joke in the school overnight. Song Ziyun snorted and complained.
"When I was young and ignorant, I apologize to you now. "The second generation of Fu just wants to live a peaceful and stable life, and he doesn't want to offend people, let alone offend people.
Now I can only sincerely apologize for the mistakes I made that day.
"Apologize! Can you eat as a meal? Can you sleep as a woman? I can tell you, in order to find your garbage, I have spent a lot of work, if I don't cripple you today, I won't call Song Ziyun, since you are a toilet sweeper, then I will play you to death in this toilet. ”
"Bah!!"
Song Ziyun began to spit in the toilet and engage in sabotage.
Suddenly, frightened Fu Erdai, this is a high-end luxury hotel toilet, each toilet has a special person to manage, to keep clean at all times, if people complain that they know that their toilet is stolen, they will definitely not be able to eat and walk around.
Out of professional instinct, Fu Erdai didn't dare to offend the hotel guests, so he could only silently bear the pressure from work, pick up the mop, and mop up the 'garbage' deliberately created by Song Ziyun.
"Oh, hey, you're very good at cleaning up garbage, you've been doing it for years, aren't you?"
"It's just a mouthful of food, please, can you give me a way to live?"
Fu Erdai really has no choice, it is difficult to find a job these years, he almost knelt down in order to get this job of cleaning the toilet.
If you want to lose this job again, you can only sleep on the streets and wait for death.
"Why should I give you a way to live? What can you do if you want to die? Bite me! Come on, bite me like a dog!"
Fu Erdai dared there, but he had to be pitiful.
"Garbage, even if you are given a gourd as a guts, you will not dare. I know your manager, and I can let him fire you at any time and let you go outside to drink the Northwest Wind.
In other words, if it weren't for your manager, I really wouldn't have found you as a garbage dog hiding in the toilet, and the garbage would be hiding, which is too cheap. ”
Hearing this, didn't Fu Erdai still understand?
The worker's information was kept confidential, and the manager apparently took advantage of it.
"Look at you, you look like a dog! Don't you accept it? I like to see you disobey and can't kill me. ”
"Shhhh......h
Song Ziyun saw that there was no one in the toilet, so he began to pee around, making the whole toilet smell of urine, and it was also sprinkled on Fu Erdai's feet.
"Wow! I'm sorry! Thank you for your feet.
But for your pity, I will be merciful and give you a way to live, and now, at once, kneel on my urine and kowtow to me three times, and I will consider letting your garbage remain in the garbage heap in comfort. ”
Fu 2nd generation: ......
The knees began to bend slowly......
"Binding to the check-in system......
Name: Fu Erdai
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Occupation: Toilet sweeper.
......
If the system binding is successful, does the host have to check in for the first time?"
Sign in?
"Ding! Reward: Fairy Sister for one day. ”
No way!
I'm going to start a counterattack in life?
But what is the reward for this fairy sister?
The Heavenly Maiden descends to earth?
Give me a baby?
Take me to heaven!
Fu Erdai's head was a little unbearable.
"Wall knock!"
Song Ziyun's brain exploded.
"Damn, who dares to hit Lao Tzu on the head. ”
Song Ziyun was about to complain, but when he turned around, he saw a beautiful woman exuding a colorful glow floating in the sky.
This sudden and astonishing scene frightened Song Ziyun so much that he didn't dare to take a breath.
Where do you dare to scream!
The beauty has willow eyebrows and charming eyes, moist red lips, hair like three thousand waterfalls, and a thin waist like a snake.
A proper goddess!
"Fairy, immortal descending to earth?"
Hearing Song Ziyun spit out the words "Immortal Descending" in surprise.
Fu Erdai suddenly woke up and remembered that the reward for his first sign-in was the fairy sister.
"Is it you a humble mortal who dares to bully my destined person?" the fairy asked in a cold voice.
"I... How dare you!" Song Ziyun looked confused.
The destined person who bullies the gods!
Even if I have this shit guts, I don't have this chance of shit luck!
Don't all the gods live in heaven?
"Someone who is destined, you say, did he bully you?"
Hearing the fairy sister's question, Song Ziyun's heart was about to jump to his throat.
The fate of the fairy sister can't be a toilet sweeper, right?
But apart from himself, there is only the second generation of Fu who cleans the toilet.
"Second generation Fu, no, Fu Daxian, you are cultivating immortals! Why didn't you say it earlier? If you say it earlier, I don't dare to make it in front of you." No wonder you like to play in the toilet, it's really a very extraordinary thing, I admire the old classmates, I really admire it!"
Song Ziyun wanted to commit suicide, but he didn't expect Fu Erdai to deliberately pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger and play with him.
Now, he may really be playing to death.
O immortals!
Something that only appears in legends, and it offends itself fiercely.
With a "plop", Fu Erdai didn't kneel for him yet, but instead said that he Song Ziyun himself knelt down for Fu Erdai first.
"Fu Er's old classmates! I used to joke with you, I really can't do it, I really can't do it. ”
Well, this reaction speed and expression, Fu Erdai wants to award this guy an Oscar Lifetime Achievement Award.
"Fate people, what do you want to do with this lowly mortal who looks down on people and turn him into an animal?Or do you want to turn him into your pet and lick you every day?"
"Is it okay to change anything?" Fu Erdai tried to ask.
"Of course, I'm an immortal, and nothing can't change. Sister Fairy gave Fu Erdai a positive smile.
Hearing the conversation between Fu Erdai and the fairy sister, Song Ziyun's whole body chilled in the summer, like entering an ice cellar.
"Please, Fu Daxian, let me go of this stupid dog, I didn't mean to provoke you! It's all those pig friends and dog friends when you were in school, invite me to come over and humiliate you at some class reunion, it's really none of my business, if you don't believe it, you can go to the 308 private room now to have a look, they are all there. As long as you are willing to let me go, let me do whatever I want, just don't turn me into an animal. ”
The crying is obvious.
While begging for mercy, Song Ziyun did not forget to kowtow to Fu Erdai desperately, even if his face was pasted on the dirty floor of the toilet, he didn't care at all.
He's really scared, there's a god to support him, this is the way to open the door, no one can fight!
"If you knew today, why bother?
But I'm a handsome person. ”
Hearing Fu Erdai say this, it seemed that he had forgiven himself, Song Ziyun felt that his life could be saved, and he was overjoyed.
"Since people don't like to be animals, they just turn him into a mop, just to drag the urine he sprinkled on the ground......"