Chapter 51: Where to find such a good leader?
* After the rat hit Chen Yang in the face.
actually turned his head, with his feet facing the sky, Chen Yang's body was fast, his body rolled over on one side, and he directly pressed the * rat under him.
"This wave of operations is really good. ”
"Is this the legendary Death Roll?"
"* Rat, died at the age of 1. ”
In this world, after human beings enter the era of high intelligence, the rats have been raised with intelligent equipment, and the rats in the mountains are less than the biggest natural enemies of humans, and the flooding is so great that the bamboo is not enough for them to eat, and it also causes a shortage of wild food, which makes the local ZF quite a headache, and even organizes several manual killings, but the results are not very great. (This section of anti-harmony)
Chen Yang grabbed its tail and lifted it upside down, and found that the goods were quite heavy, at least two or three catties.
It kept kicking its limbs, struggling to bite Chen Yang's hand, it was too fat to eat, it couldn't raise its head at all, and it could only make a 'boom' sound angrily.
Tourists looked at the fluffy monster, and inexplicably felt that this product was a little cute, and many girls also came up with the idea of keeping it as a pet.
"Xiaoqing on a rainy day: Anchor, can you please not eat it, the meat is so cute, I really want to raise one. ”
"Kan Dashan @ Xiaoqing on a rainy day: Sister, this thing is not as well-behaved as a pet, it is a wild 'beast' that has not been domesticated, a fierce batch, you look at its teeth, the bamboo is gnawed through in one bite, it is okay when you are a child, it will bite when you grow up, and when you are bitten by it to be vaccinated, you will understand that braised is its ultimate destination. ”
"Xiaoqing on a rainy day @ Kan Dashan: Is it so scary?"
"Kan Dashan: I won't lie to a cute girl if I lie to a man. ”
"Xiaoqing on a rainy day: But it looks cute. ”
Chen Yang looked at the barrage, coughed twice, and said seriously: "Thank you Xiaoqing for the kind reminder on a rainy day, but unfortunately, it has been poisoned by carbon dioxide, and even if I let it go, it won't be able to survive." ”
"Xiaoqing on a rainy day: That's it. ”
"If the anchor wants to eat, just say it directly, why do you have to find an excuse. ”
"But for this excuse, I'll give you full marks. ”
"The weirdest excuse I've ever seen is that this bamboo rat has depression and can't live if he doesn't eat it. ”
"Isn't it going to die if you get caught in the rain?"
"That's chicken. ”
“......”
"Fat man, there is a kind of you who said to the three-legged wild boar: Anyway, you are crippled, and you won't live long, so let me eat you. ”
Chen Yang smiled awkwardly: "The equipment is not good, I can't beat it." ”
"Then you can upgrade the jungle and buy equipment. ”
Chen Yang looked confused, two faces, three faces, Lao Tzu, this is a realistic version of the jungle, and it's not a game, the wild monsters and bosses in the jungle are all protected animals, if you really go to the jungle to buy equipment, next time you have to broadcast "Tears in the Iron Window" live to everyone in the number.
Next, Chen Yang dug up some tender arrow shoots and prepared to stew them with the cutie.
Chen Yang said while digging: "Arrow bamboo is Rolling's favorite food, but there are wild boars nearby, for the safety of Rolling, I decided to dig up their offspring, hoping that this can effectively prevent Rolling from coming here to eat." ”
In the live broadcast room, the tourists looked embarrassed.
"Have you noticed that the fat man has been getting more and more skinny recently. ”
"I actually grabbed food with a national treasure. ”
"The hand speed is still fast, and the bamboo shoots have been dug up. ”
Chen Yang grabbed the * mouse in his left hand, held bamboo shoots and honeysuckle in his right hand, today's harvest was full, and after returning to the camp, he found that Li Tiantian had cleaned up the camp very clean, and the tent was also set up.
Did this girl suddenly open her head?
The only thing that surprised Chen Yang was that she also fed those people charcoal and psyllium juice again, as if they were afraid that they would not get better, and made them keep circulating the process of detoxification and vomiting.
Seeing this scene, Chen Yang couldn't help but feel sorry for them for two seconds, fortunately, these babies were all young and in good health, otherwise they would have been tossed to death before they were poisoned.
When Li Tiantian saw Chen Yang coming back, the whole person relaxed, and trotted in front of Chen Yang in a few steps: "According to your method, they are already much better, next, do you want to continue to eat charcoal and plantain juice." ”
For a moment, Chen Yang felt that the girl in front of him was a little scary, and he didn't know whether she was naturally stupid or black-bellied.
"Charcoal and plantain juice, no more drinking. ”
After hearing this.
Those graduate students who have been sober for a long time are relieved.
Mu Xin, who was not far away, also breathed a sigh of relief.
didn't think about the next, Chen Yang threw the honeysuckle to Li Tiantian and ordered: "Take the honeysuckle sencha and drink 5 large bowls per person." ”
As soon as they heard that they were going to drink other herbs, this group of graduate students almost fainted with fright, and Lin Zihao, who was already a little sober, was not happy a hundred times, and said angrily: "You are deliberately retaliating." ”
Liu Siyan followed and said, "Damn, I won't drink anymore." ”
For these two thorns, Chen Yang looked at them with a smile and said to Li Tiantian: "These two people are the most seriously poisoned, the toxin has penetrated into the blood, if it is not treated in time, it may cause permanent brain damage, memory loss is common, I am afraid that if I am not careful, I will become dementia, for their safety, I still have to work hard for you, the two of them have to drink 20 big bowls." ”
Lin Zihao and Liu Si's eyes were petrified instantly, and their six eyes stared at Chen Yang: Are you a devil!
"Good. Li Tiantian complied very obediently.
Next, Chen Yang turned the drone to the sky, this time Chen Yang tried to pick up the outdoor equipment of this group of graduate students, and found that the system was not confiscated, he used an outdoor knife, very humanely to solve the fluffy * rat, the whole process was painless.
May no one eat meat in heaven!
After having the knife, Chen Yang felt that his hands were flying quickly, peeling, cutting, ****, all of them were completed in the blink of an eye, after dealing with the cutie, Chen Yang set aside those bamboo shoots, cut them into sections and put them together with the * rat.
After dealing with it, Chen Yang turned the drone back, after all, these are bloody shots, Chen Yang can't guarantee that a tourist with an explosive mentality suddenly goes crazy and reports himself, then he is wronged.
That group of graduate students, watching Chen Yang hunt game for them to eat, the dissatisfaction of just eating the herbs instantly faded a lot, it seems that not long ago, everyone lived the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, where to find such a good team leader.
Lin Zihao and Liu Siyan also swallowed their saliva at the plate of game, and at this time, Li Tiantian brought a bowl of hot honeysuckle tea to them: "If you want to be good, drink it while it's hot." ”
The two stared at the meat in the pot, and when they thought that there would be meat to eat next, they still endured and drank it, or the devil would say that they couldn't eat it until they finished drinking, it would be miserable, just a little meat, maybe it would be eaten up by Lao Tang and Li Yize in two or three clicks.
Chen Yang took the kettle and filled some water in the nearby mountain stream, but found an amazing plant at the water's edge, which was a shrub that was neither tall nor short, with clusters of round green fruits growing on the branches, Chen Yang picked a few and smelled them.
That's right, that's the taste.
Chen Yang said to the camera: "Everyone knows this." ”
Many tourists looked at the things in Chen Yang's hands curiously, and found that the green ones were small, and they looked like mung beans with branches, and everyone didn't react for a while, what was this, until a tourist said excitedly.
"It's an immature wild peppercorn. ”
"Aren't all wild peppercorns red?"
"That's ripe, it's not the season yet, it's still green. ”
"In this way, the anchor has seasoning. ”
"Sichuan pepper * rat bamboo shoot pot. ”
"Your sister, don't be too rich. ”