Chapter 50: The Fluffy Cutie

Although the price of wild honeysuckle is not expensive, but if you have these in your hand, there is at least half a catty, and mosquito meat is less meat, at least you can exchange it for a Golden Arches package, Chen Yang is really a little reluctant to give them food.

On the way back, when Chen Yang passed by a forest of arrows and bamboos, there was an abnormal sound in his ears, like the sound of something gnawing bamboo, and after hearing this sound, Chen Yang couldn't walk for a moment.

Chen Yang gently put the honeysuckle on the ground, tiptoed a few steps closer to the source of the sound, and at the bottom of an arrow bamboo, there was a fluffy little cutie, holding a tender bamboo shoot and gnawing with relish, and the long fangs gnawed, and the bamboo shoot was torn open.

Looking at this little cutie, Chen Yang's face was like a flower, he guessed correctly at all, it was indeed this product.

In the live broadcast room, after watching the anchor stop, tourists rushed to doubt.

"Uh~~"

"The fat man found something, I didn't see anything, am I blind? ”

"I'm the same, I just hear the sound of gnawing. ”

"It's not going to be a roll. ”

"It's definitely not Roll, Roll is so big, how can you not see it, we are all blind. ”

The next moment, the drone extended the focus to focus on the fluffy cutie, and after the tourists saw it clearly, they instantly became excited.

"I'll just say, it's definitely a rat. (Anti-Harmony)

"MMP, when did you say that?"

I said it silently in my heart. ”

“......”

"* The rat is very tasty, and now the fat man has a mouthful. ”

At this moment, Chen Yang didn't care about the barrage, spit on his hands, then rubbed and rubbed, picked up the flint javelin, and aimed it at the * rat that was still eating and didn't feel any danger at all.

"Hugh" sounded.

The javelin flew out very handsomely.

Tourists watched the javelin fly towards the * rat quickly, in that 0.8 seconds, I don't know why, everyone subconsciously felt that the gun would definitely be empty.

Sure enough, just like the last time he hunted pheasants, the gun was like an insect, and the crosshairs were deviated by 108,000 miles, and they were inserted into nearby trees one by one, making a trembling buzzing sound.

The frightened* rat threw away the bamboo shoot and burrowed back into the hole.

"The fat man deserves to be a marksman. ”

"It's a javelin for furnishings. ”

"I don't understand what the fat man is doing with this javelin, in addition to poking the boar balls, what else can this javelin be used for?"

"Poof! Isn't it enough to poke the ball, I think the moment it finishes poking the ball, it has reached its peak, and it has completed the meaning of being a javelin. ”

"Upstairs, keep showing. ”

Seeing that the javelin was not stabbed, Chen Yang was not annoyed at all, his eyes were as if he was equipped with radar, and he locked on to the target, and after seeing it get into the hole, Chen Yang quickly ran to the front of the hole, covered the hole with soil, and then showed an evil smile.

Next, Chen Yang collected a lot of dried bamboo leaves nearby, stacked them at the entrance of the cave, and used a javelin to keep poking these leaves into the hole.

The tourists in the live broadcast room, after seeing this, suddenly woke up, and suddenly their faces were full of surprise, the fat man is going to smoke it to death.

Chen Yang once again sacrificed his magic weapon to make a fire, the old battery and tin foil, rubbed it twice, but it was not lit, Chen Yang looked at the screen embarrassedly, and now the tourists who watched the live broadcast laughed to death.

"The battery is dead?"

"Haha, the fat man drilled wood to make fire. ”

"Surprises and surprises never know which comes first. ”

Kan Dashan rewarded the anchor with two copies of the Buddha jumping over the wall, and said: After watching your live broadcast for so long, I can finally see the footage of drilling wood for fire, so I will reward a little to celebrate. ”

The corners of Chen Yang's mouth twitched, and he said to this group of cameras: Are you all devils, it's really tiring to drill wood for fire, your hand speed is too fast, and it's easy to get tenosynovitis, sometimes you don't necessarily light it all day long, look at my bad luck, are you happy. ”

The visitors in the live broadcast room replied very enthusiastically:

"Happy, of course happy. ”

"Happiness to take-off. ”

"Kan Dashan: Fat man, your suffering is our spiritual food, obediently drill wood to make fire, and light our collective gift to you. ”

......

Chen Yang shook his head and sighed, then showed a fat man-like smile, and hummed: "Drilling wood for fire? ”

After saying that, he took a small stone nearby and knocked on the battery, and after seeing this scene, the tourists knew that they had lost.

"Numb, I didn't expect there to be such a trick. ”

"Fat man, please be stupid. ”

"Life experience was completely crushed. ”

......

After Chen Yang smashed the battery, he deliberately shook it a few times in front of the camera, and said lightly: "I don't know if it's useful, the remote control used to run out of power, and I smashed it a few times to continue to use it, if the power is gone, I can only drill wood for fire." ”

"Skin, skin doesn't kill you. ”

"Let you pretend, this time we will lose, next time we will definitely let you drill wood to make fire. ”

"Lost. ”

"Lost +1."

The barrage was full of the words 'lost'.

......

Chen Yang laughed a few times: "Don't be discouraged, the coming days will be long, there will always be times when I am unlucky." After speaking, Chen Yang rubbed the tin foil a few more times, and sure enough, a small flame ignited, igniting the dead leaves placed at the entrance of the cave, and then the flames continued along the rat hole and burned inside.

It's about the time it burns.

Chen Yang blocked the entrance of the cave with a pile of wet grass, and then thick white smoke rose from the hole, Chen Yang lay on the ground, and kept blowing the white smoke into the hole with his mouth, after blowing for a while, Chen Yang said to the camera: "It won't take too long, the oxygen in the rat hole will burn out, the smoke will choke it, and the energy of the fire will make the hole extremely stuffy, now all we have to do is wait." ”

The waiting time is always long, and the tourists are a little bored when they see the anchor staring at the entrance of the cave with full attention.

"Everyone, do you feel that the fat man seems to have forgotten something. ”

"What did you forget?"

"Well, I feel like I've forgotten something, but I just can't remember it. ”

"No matter, anyway, it's right for the fat man to eat meat today. ”

"Try to lose weight: Fat man, you better let it go, I'm afraid to see you eat too much, and I can't help it, so I buy one for myself to eat. ”

"Lao Wang next door @ Trying to lose weight: It's not the same thing to catch it, why are you in a hurry. ”

"Work hard to lose weight Jun @ Lao Wang next door: Look down, our fat master is not. ”

"Haha, don't dare. “

Chen Yang glanced at the barrage and continued to stare at the entrance of the cave, the expression on his face remained unchanged, just swallowing saliva occasionally.

"Fellow Daoists, what do you think is delicious?"

"It's definitely braised red, you still have to think about it. ”

"Stew to find out. ”

"Teppanyaki is king. ”

Chen Yang looked at these barrages, and indeed came up with a lot of ways in his mind, there is no seasoning in this mountain, although this rat meat is a little sweet, if you want to stew it, it is still a little fishy, it seems that you can only use the old method.

Wait for about ten minutes.

Chen Yang felt that it was almost okay, and lifted the haystack that blocked the entrance of the hole, but nothing ran out, Chen Yang blinked, and sighed in his heart, it can't be that he is too much, he smoked it to death, if he really dies inside, where can he catch it.

Chen Yang didn't believe in evil, he lay at the entrance of the cave and stared at it with wide eyes, and at this moment, a black shadow rushed out, very fast, and directly hit the bridge of Chen Yang's nose.

"Damn, your uncle. ”

"It hurts me. ”