After returning to the classroom, Sun Wu really asked Teacher Xia to share a table with Zhou Xiaoliu.

When Teacher Xia heard this, her first reaction was to shake her head, there was no class in Zhoujiawu Primary School where male and female students shared the same table, she didn't know and didn't want to know why it was so, but she didn't want her to take the lead in the class she led to take the lead in this kind of thing.

Teacher Xia pointed to Zhou Xiaoliu, who was already sitting with Sun Li, and said to Sun Wu: "She already has the same table." ”

Teacher Xia looked under the podium, and originally wanted to say, "You move the table to the back and sit alone!" But she only said the word "you", and then her brain dizzy, and then, she stretched out her finger and pointed at Zhou Xiaoliu, and said, "Then you can share the table with him! Take care of the new classmates." ”

After Mr. Xia finished speaking, he turned his head again and looked at the blackboard in a daze.

Sun Wu inserted the table between Zhou Xiaoliu and her back table, and after sitting down, he poked Zhou Xiaoliu's back with his finger and said, "You sit here!"

Zhou Xiaoliu's back stiffened, and he said in his heart: "What a sin! I actually want to share the table with the second fool I was most afraid of in my previous life! I don't know if he will get sick again, what if he suddenly hugs himself and calls his daughter-in-law again?"

Sun Li has been wearing starry eyes since she saw Sun Wu's appearance clearly, she is so good-looking, even better than Zhou Xiaoliu, this is the most suitable person to be her tablemate.

Sun Li bumped the stiff Zhou Xiaoliu with her elbow, and said softly: "If you don't want to share the table with him, then I'll share the table with him!" As she spoke, she took her empty schoolbag and sat on Sun Wu's left.

She stretched out a hand and waved it lightly at Sun Wu, "Hello! My name is Sun Li, and I would be happy to be your tablemate." ”

Sun Wu didn't respond to Sun Li, but stood up and took a step forward, and said to Zhou Xiaoliu: "Move to the left!"

Zhou Xiaoliu remained motionless.

Sun Wu's lips did not move, and the voice was directly transmitted to Zhou Xiaoliu's ears, and said: "You are not afraid that if I get sick, I will hold you from behind you, and then ......"

Oh my god! Don't do it, I finally understand why he is called Rumang on his back and not in any other direction! There are no eyes on the back of his head, so I can't see when he gets sick.

Watching Zhou Xiaoliu move to the left, Sun Wu was extremely satisfied. He squinted and sat on her right, snapped his fingers with his right hand, and Teacher Xia instantly sobered up.

This was followed by roll call, new textbooks, and class hygiene.

The morning passed quickly, as soon as the bell rang for school, Zhou Xiaoliu ran out of the classroom quickly, she was going to pick up Zhou Cheng and go home together, today he was on his first day of school, she was not at ease.

Zhou Xiaoliu saw Zhou Cheng standing at the door of the preschool class from a distance, and she ran to Zhou Cheng's side in a few steps. took his hand and said with a little relief: "You are really waiting for me obediently, go, go home with the sixth sister!"

Zhou Cheng nodded obediently and said, "I'm so obedient, Sixth Sister, do you want to reward me with a piece of candy?"

"If you always eat sugar, your teeth will go bad, do you want to fill your teeth at the age of 20? Why do you love sugar so much?" In his previous life, Zhou Cheng ate sugar without moderation, and his molars broke at the age of 20, and then he had to go to the dentist several times a year.

Zhou Cheng didn't understand what the filling was, but replied: "It's our parents to blame, who let them choose to give birth to me in the Year of the Horse?

Zhou Xiaoliu patted him on the shoulder with a smile and said, "Where did you learn the crooked reasoning, that horse still loves to eat grass, why don't you eat it?"

Zhou Cheng said confidently: "I ate it, I ate green vegetables, and green vegetables are no different from grass." ”

The sister and brother walked in the direction of home while talking, and when they were about to reach the door of the house, Zhou Cheng tugged Zhou Xiaoliu's hand and asked, "Sixth sister, who are these two people? Why do they keep following us?"

Zhou Xiaoliu looked back and saw that there were indeed two people behind him. One is her new tablemate Sun Wu, and the other is a middle-aged man of the same age as Zhou's father, who looks five or six points similar to Sun Wu, if you guess correctly, it should be Sun Wu's father.

Sun Quan bowed and nodded at Zhou Xiaoliu and smiled awkwardly.

Sun Wu is not close to Zhoujiawu, and he has to walk back and forth for an hour and a half, and now that his son is not stupid and is going to school, he can't bear to let his son run back and forth, so he decided to come and deliver food to his son at noon every day. As soon as the bell rang for the end of school, he looked at the school gate with his lunch box.

As soon as Sun Wu left the school gate with his schoolbag on his back, Sun Quan saw him.

"Son, son, dad is here!" Sun Quan happily beckoned to Sun Wu. His own son is handsome, and he can follow his mother as well, and standing in the middle of such a large group of children is like... How do you say that? Yes, it's like a big white goose standing in a flock of flower chickens!

Sun Wu walked up to Sun Quan and corrected, "That's called standing out from the crowd!"

Sun Quan scratched his head with a smile and said, "Yes! "My son has only been in school for half a day, and he has learned idioms, which is great!

The teacher didn't teach any idioms in the past half a day. Sun Wu looked at the wishful thinking and cautious Sun Quan, and said in his heart: Forget it, don't remind him, he already knows that he is not his son, but he doesn't want to wake up......

Sun Wu directly stuffed the lunch box handed over by Sun Quan into his schoolbag, and said, "Don't come to bring me food in the future, I want to go to Xiaoliu's house to partner up, you help me find a way to get Uncle Zhou and Aunt Zhou to agree." ”

"You don't want to eat the food I cooked, isn't it unappetizing? You say, I'll change it immediately!" Sun Quan said anxiously.

Sun Wu took a deep breath and said in a soft voice: "I don't want you to run around too tired, and the food is ready to be delivered over, it is not as delicious as it has just come out of the pot." ”

"That, that ......" Sun Quan thought about it and thought of a good way, he could rent an old empty house in Zhoujiawu and move in with his son.

As soon as he wanted to say this, Sun Wu frowned.

Sun Wu's voice returned to coldness: "Don't worry about you! I want to go to Xiaoliu's house to partner up!"

Sun Wu had said before that if Sun Quan interfered with him too much, he would leave directly and never come back. Seeing that Sun Wu's face was wrong, Sun Quan had no choice but to reply: "Okay, okay, you can do whatever you say, I don't have much to do." ”

……

Sun Quan and Sun Wu followed Zhou Xiaoliu all the way to Zhou's house, and walked into Zhou's house under the surprised gaze of Zhou's father and Zhou's mother.

Sun Quan introduced himself to Zhou's father: "I am Sun Quan of Sun Wu, and I am cousins with your brother-in-law. This is my son Sun Wu, who is now your daughter's classmate, and they are still at the same table. Son, call Uncle Zhou. ”

"Hello Uncle Zhou! Hello Aunt!" Sun Wu greeted politely like a normal child.

Zhou's father and Zhou's mother glanced at each other, confused, and didn't know why they came.

Dad Zhou thought of a possibility, put down his face suddenly, turned his head and scolded Zhou Xiaoliu, and said: "You are a dead girl, you will get into trouble in the first half of the day, you say, did you use your strength to beat people?"

Dad Zhou raised his hand to hit Zhou Xiaoliu, Sun Wu gently pinched his wrist, Dad Zhou was in pain, he covered his wrist and looked at Sun Wu incredibly, and said secretly: "This kid knows martial arts?

I think that he bought so many cheats back then, and practiced them for more than two years, but as a result, except for a few twisted himself into twist-like postures, he didn't practice anything.

Alas, his dreams of rivers and lakes!

Back then, he had imagined that after he practiced real kung fu, he took a sword, sat down in the tavern, and shouted, "Little Er, come with two pots of wine and three catties of beef!"

"Hiss!" Dad Zhou thought about it, and his waist ached, and he gasped.

Zhou's mother twisted the soft flesh on Zhou's father's waist, and when she saw that he finally came back to her senses, she said, "What are you in a daze, what Brother Sun said, do you agree?"

"What?" Dad Zhou had been wandering around the world just now, and he didn't hear what Sun Quan said.

Sun Quan had no choice but to say again: "Sun Wu is too far away, I have to do things again, I don't have time to cook lunch, I want my son to eat lunch at Brother Zhou's house, and supply Brother Zhou with five yuan per meal, I don't know if Brother Zhou agrees?"