Chapter 135: You're Not Human

"Agreed, I agreed!" Dad Zhou readily agreed.

Sun Quan's face was overjoyed, and after thanking Zhou's father, he looked at Sun Wu with anticipation, and said in his heart: "Son, Dad has done things for you, can you give Dad a smile?" Dad is cute and sees you laughing, don't pretend not to hear, Dad knows that you can hear what others are saying......

Sun Wu looked at Sun Quan, who was asking for merit and reward, and reluctantly gave him a positive look.

Dad Zhou looked at the father and son for a while, and came to the conclusion: The father and son in front of him are the sons who are in charge!

Why can a son surpass Lao Tzu? That must be a son who is more capable than Lao Tzu! What is the ability of this child named Sun Wu? It must be because he knows martial arts!

As soon as he thought of martial arts, Dad Zhou's heart became hot, "Brother Sun hasn't eaten yet, right?" Xiaoliu, add two more pairs of chopsticks!"

A group of people huddled around the small round table and had lunch politely. Before Zhou's mother finished cleaning up the table and making tea, Sun Quan said goodbye and left at Sun Wu's signal.

Sun Wu sent Sun Quan to the entrance of the village and said, "I will go back by myself after school in the afternoon, don't come to pick me up again! ”

Sun Quan was warmed by his son's words, look, although his son is cold to him most of the time, he actually cares about him in his heart!

Sun Quan's face was full of smiles, and he said, "I'm happy to pick you up, and I won't feel tired." As for the bamboo mats that people ordered, I can make them again at night, I am fast, and I will definitely rush them out before they pick up the goods. ”

Sun Quan's daughter-in-law and Sun Wu's mother, when Sun Wu was more than two years old, ran away with the old money that collected goose feathers.

Over the years, many people have gone south to work and made a lot of money, but Sun Quan didn't go anywhere, just guarded his stupid son, relying on the output of the fields and his hand-made work to make ends meet.

For Sun Wu's tuition fee of 98 yuan this semester, he had to weave three bamboo mats for drying millet, and people trusted him, so he paid all the money first, but they said that he would pick up the goods in three days.

"If you don't come, don't come, I'll be home before six o'clock! I promise: If I leave one day, I will say goodbye to you in person, and I won't disappear quietly." Sun Wu understood Sun Quan's thoughts, and he was afraid that he would take his son's body without saying goodbye.

With Sun Wu's assurance, Sun Quan turned back and walked away step by step.

After Sun Quan walked away, Sun Wu said into the air, "Come out! I have already seen you." ”

Zhou Xiaoliu popped up from around the corner and said, "My dad is afraid that you are not familiar with the environment and get lost, so let me find you and take you back." By the way, how do I feel that my dad cares about you?

Sun Wu smiled and said: "Charm? I don't know any charm, if I do, can I still make you so afraid of me? Your father has a plan for me, he wants to learn martial arts." ”

Zhou Xiaoliu imagined that Zhou's father, who knew martial arts, was holding a sword, gun, sword and halberd, chasing her with angry eyes, and hurriedly said, "You are not allowed to teach him!" If Zhou's father really practiced, if he wanted to beat her again, it would not be just a slap in the face.

Sun Wu smiled again and said, "What are you afraid of him doing?

Zhou Xiaoliu explained: "It's not a question of whether you can beat him or not, he is my father after all, can I do it casually with him?" Although there is no charge of disobedience to parents in the current law, the people in these ten miles and eight villages are all filial piety......

Sun Wu sneered: "What is filial piety or unfilial piety? But you have only been reincarnated for a few lifetimes, and you really regard yourself as a person." ”

Zhou Xiaoliu tilted his head and savored his words, then kicked him angrily and said, "You are not a human!"

On the afternoon of Jin Hongbu's gossip array to attract demon soldiers, she had a dream.

In the dream, Zhou Xiaoliu sat on the bridge of the Nai River, grabbed the flower on the other side in his hand, and threw the petals into the churning river, while reading: "Let you ignore me, let you ignore me......"

Many hands stretched out on the surface of the water where the petals fell, scrambling for the petals she threw down like fish snatching food. The river churned even harder.

Suddenly, as if frightened, the hands all sank to the bottom of the water in an instant, and the churning river instantly calmed down, leaving only the petals of a flower on the other side floating alone on the water.

A white giant egg floated over from a distance, intentionally or unintentionally stopping directly below Zhou Xiaoliu.

Zhou Xiaoliu looked at the giant egg and suddenly felt hungry. She threw out a streamer and scooped up the egg from the river, and said in her mouth: "It's so big, you can't finish making egg drop soup, so let's boil it directly!"

As soon as she said that, she set up a fire on the spot, took out a large urn from the storage ring, and put the eggs in the urn to boil.

After boiling for more than ten minutes, she was ready to knock the shell and eat, but no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't crack the eggshell. She struck ten or twenty times, and then struck it with a hammer...... Gradually, she lost her patience and became more and more hungry.

So she summoned the four-colored stone from the sea of knowledge, and said to the egg, "You are the strangest egg I have ever seen, but so what? I have a great stone! I don't believe I can't eat you today!"

Unexpectedly, the eggshell was smashed open by a stone. Unexpectedly, after the shell was broken, what was revealed was not a white and tender protein, but a white and tender, smooth teenager.

Zhou Xiaoliu hurriedly covered his eyes tightly with his hands, and then secretly removed his fingers, opened his eyes and peeked through his fingers. Don't get me wrong, she wasn't looking at anywhere else, but at the boy's face. Because she glanced at it in a hurry just now, she thought: Hey, I seem to know this person.

This look frightened Zhou Xiaoliu, the young man was none other than Sun Wu's second fool, and the second fool still had two pointed black magic horns on his head......

So that night, as soon as she found out that the exit of the cave was in Sun Wu, she guessed that the mysterious person wearing the cloak and cloak was Sun Wu.

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Sun Wu looked at Zhou Xiaoliu's angry appearance and smiled and bent his eyes: "Yes, you are not human, and I am not human, so in this world, you and I are the most compatible!"

Zhou Xiaoliu gave him a roll of his eyes and went home. Sun Wu followed.

Before entering the house, Zhou Xiaoliu rolled his eyes at Sun Wu behind him, and said three words in disgust: "Kraft candy!"

Zhou Cheng, who was sitting at the door counting ants, was very sensitive and grasped the keyword, looked at Zhou Xiaoliu expectantly, and said, "Sugar, sixth sister, are you going to give me sugar?"

Zhou Xiaoliu sighed helplessly and said, "You heard it wrong, I didn't say sugar, and I don't have sugar anymore!" Zhou Cheng is in the period of changing his teeth, so he can't eat more sugar.

Zhou Cheng lowered his head in disappointment and continued to count the ants. , you are lonely, the young lady warms you with a movie