During the meal, these macho men were obedient like kittens, just bowing their heads to eat, but Mother Lin's interest was high, and she was talking to Li Mu about family life, as if she couldn't see the bruises on the faces of her son and comrades-in-arms.

Pulling and pulling, Mother Lin suddenly came up with a sentence that scared people to death and didn't pay for their lives: "I'm not an old antique, but you have to pay attention to safety measures when you have sex, and you can't eat in moderation when you are young, don't shout about back pain at a young age." ”

Lin Lin, who was eating with her head down, couldn't help but spray all the rice on the face of a man opposite, and her blushing face went up to her forehead and neck......

"Mom, you...... You...... What do you say? What ...... Temperance is not temperate. ”

"What, you're not temperate a little?"

Lin Lin was about to cry, "No...... Yes, yes......"

Hearing her intermittent and excited words, there was a tendency to get darker and darker.

Li Mu decisively covered Lin Lin's mouth, "Auntie, don't worry, we will control it." ”

"It's pretty much the same, if you don't know moderation, you'll cry when you're old. ”

Li Mu never thought that this Mother Lin would say such a powerful thing in front of so many people, and those soldier brothers didn't dare to breathe, and the way they wanted to breathe and laugh and had to try to hold it back looked very funny.

"By the way, it's time for you guys to hook up?"

This future mother-in-law can always say something amazing, I really doubt what Lin Lin's father experienced back then.

"Well, it's been half a year. ”

As he spoke, he took the extremely embarrassed Lin Lin into his arms, looked at her affectionately and said, "Auntie, don't worry, as long as I have a bite to eat, I will give Lin Lin first!"

Mother Lin nodded with satisfaction, "Then I'll rest assured, by the way, have you bought the house?"

"Bought it, in Blue Whale Bay, well, the car was also bought, and now a civil servant. ”

The drama between the mother-in-law and the prospective son-in-law is the most difficult level in China, and how many heroes have planted a big heel here.

"When are you going to get married, and how many children are you going to have?"

Mother Lin suddenly came towards Li Mu like a machine gun, and the latter also moved and reversed, coping with it freely, and the nameless flames of war filled the entire space.

"This, I respect Lin Lin's thoughts!"

In one sentence, Mother Lin's words were all wiped out invisibly.

Who knew that Mother Lin and Ben didn't play cards according to common sense, "Well, no, that's not how it is played on TV." ”

“……？”

"Ah, don't care, I'm just following the needs of the plot, actually, you can cheat Lin Lin away, so that she won't bother me playing mahjong all day long. ”

Mother Lin seemed to be saying, "Have you eaten?"

Lin Lin covered her forehead helplessly, "It's a miracle that I can grow so big with such an old mother!"

The group of already cautious big men didn't dare to speak now, only the sound of dishes and chopsticks colliding was endless.

Li Mu pulled the last bite of rice to the corner of his mouth, and Mother Lin said: "Okay, you can eat and play by yourself, Aunt Meng is still waiting for me to play mahjong downstairs." ”

Saying that, wearing slippers and aprons, Lin Lin spread out on the chair and let out a sigh, "Finally gone." ”

Immediately afterwards, the brothers of the soldiers also took a long breath.

……

Lin Yang looked at Li Mu with complicated eyes, and then handed his mobile phone to him and motioned for him to answer, just now, Lin Yang received a call from the army and asked him to rush back immediately, who knew that the other party seemed to hear Li Mu's voice, and then asked Lin Yang to give him the phone.

Li Mu picked up the phone: "Hey, who is it, don't you know that it's rude to disturb someone's meal?"

A vicissitudes of voice came from the other end of the phone, "Hehe, Comrade Li Mu, I am Sun Zhengyi, the commander of the East China Military Region. ”

The volume of the phone was very loud, and Li Mu did not deliberately avoid it, the soldiers and brothers present heard it clearly, and they all looked at each other, this is the No. 1 leader of the First Military Region, and they have never even seen it in person, so they actually called Li Mu in person, and they still used this tone?

However, Li Mu's next words made the soldiers' elder brothers stare at each other, "Oh, old man Sun, what's the matter?"

The secular status and power of the members of the Special Crimes Bureau are very high, and with their murder licenses and all the government officials, no one wants to have anything to do with these madmen.

"Well, that's the case, didn't you give the Wyvern Special Combat Team a cheat book after the last skinning case, and now the members of the Flying Dragon Special Combat Team seem to have something wrong. ”

Li Mu raised his eyebrows, "Hmm, I dare that there won't be any problems with that cheats! It's all ordinary internal boxing techniques, what's going on?"

"It's also a big deal, it's that these team members will sleepwalk at night for no reason, and a few times they even enter the lesbian dormitory, and they still say some strange things in their mouths, and we can't check out any problems. Look?"

"I'll come right over. ”

Hanging up the phone, Li Mu pondered thoughtfully for a while, how could these guys sleepwalk collectively?

"Uncle......

Before he finished speaking, Lin Lin grabbed the flesh on Li Mu's waist and rotated it one hundred and eighty degrees clockwise, Li Mu grinned in pain, "Who is your eldest brother, don't talk nonsense!"

"Loosen it, it's about to be unscrewed by you. ”

"Hmph, let you make me cheap!"

Li Mu scratched his head, "Then I'll tell you like this, isn't he my eldest brother." ”

The big men on the side were staring at each other with big eyes and slightly embarrassed.

Li Mu continued: "Don't make trouble, we have something to do. ”

"That, brother-in-law, can you take me to your military region?"

Lin Yang glanced up at him and said lightly, "You know the commander of our military region?"

Li Mu shook his head, "I don't know." ”

……

The headquarters of the East China Military Region is located on the outskirts of Zhonghai City, and it takes less than an hour's drive from Lin Lin's house to arrive.

When he saw the commander Sun Zhengyi, Li Mu exclaimed: "Old man, it's you!"

Son Zhengyi smiled heartily, "Xiao Li, don't come unharmed." ”

Eh, I was still calling someone on the phone just now, and now I have become Xiao Li, I really don't know if I will call him Xiao Mu later.

Li Mu ignored Sun Zhengyi's smile, and said with a glance: "Pay back the money quickly!"

"Xiao Mu, this money is just for you to invite me to dinner. ”

This really shouted out Xiao Mu.。。

Li Mu's eyes widened, "Could it be that the commander of the first military region still wants to exploit the people's property?"

Sun Zhengyi's eyelids jumped, this old man and old man also had a violent temper, if everyone in the Special Case Bureau couldn't afford to provoke these crazy people, it is estimated that Li Mu would have already been lying on the ground and humming.

"Guard!Give him the money!!"

The guard on the side was shocked when he heard it, who did I provoke me?

The guard handed a wad of money to Li Mu, and seemed to have some pain, and said, "Commander...... How much is it?"

This will be Son Zhengyi's turn to be uncomfortable, the last time he finally went home to visit his relatives, under the old man's soft grinding and hard bubbles, Comrade Son Zhengyi shamefully degenerated.

In the foot-washing city, he comfortably came to a big health care, who knew that his old buddy and young rival in love put him in the middle, the old immortal ran away by going to the toilet, and the money on poor Sun Zhengyi was tightly covered by his wife, and now he has no penny on him.

What's even worse is that you can't talk to others about this matter, if you say that you are small, you will be shameless, and if you say that you are big, it is ideological corruption!!

In this way, when Sun Zhengyi soaked all morning, most of the fish in the basin died, Li Mu saw that the old man was pitiful, so he helped him settle the account

Son Zhengyi tugged at the corners of his mouth, "Two hundred and five!"

……