After the opening ceremony of the new students, the military training officially began.

At noon, everyone went to the cafeteria to eat a casual meal, and at one o'clock in the afternoon, all the freshmen changed into military training clothes, and a little military green could be seen everywhere inside and outside the campus.

Military training is carried out separately by the company, generally a department and a company, but because the number of elite classes is too small, 14 male students were assigned to the "company" of the School of Mathematical Sciences, numbered 8 companies, and the other 16 girls were assigned to the College of Liberal Arts, numbered 16 companies.

Li Fan and their 8th company is a female instructor, and they all say that women are made of water, gentle and considerate, but this female instructor is definitely made of mercury, and she has obvious symptoms of mercury poisoning: depression, irritability, irritability, anxiety and hyperfunction!

Well, just kidding, it's not that serious, but there's definitely no trace of tenderness.

For example, the "meeting gift" on the first day really gave the boys a full dismount!

In the 8306 dormitory, after the female instructor Wu Xianan demonstrated the folding of quilts to Li Fan and others, she turned around and asked the more than 20 students who were watching, and asked, "Have you learned everything?"

"Learned the instructor!"

"It's so easy, it's done!"

"You see, you're 100 percent satisfied. ”

……

Wu Xianan nodded, "Okay! That's it here tonight, check the dormitory tomorrow morning, there is a little unqualified in the dormitory, I will let you go around without eating! Tomorrow at noon, the military training will officially begin, and your hard days are coming!"

After Wu Xianan finished speaking, he turned around and walked away majestically.

Ma Qiang looked at Wu Xianan's delicate figure, pursed his lips, and whispered: "Our instructor is in such a good shape, but he is too fierce." ”

Wang Chuan blinked his eyes: "It's indeed too 'chest'!"

Ding Long also said: "I didn't even smile when I entered our dormitory, you look at the instructors of other departments, and some of them are still bragging about students!"

Li Fan said: "Come on, press the quilt, I'll tell you if this quilt doesn't press!"

Li Fan's quilt was never covered from beginning to end, and after the white quilt cover was covered, he put it directly in the cabinet. Normally, the new quilt will become fluffy after it is covered, and it will be more difficult to fold the tofu cubes again.

Li Fan also told his roommates his thoughts, but everyone didn't care, so there was no way, you just pay more time, who made you ignore Li Fan's experience.

According to the instructor's guidance, everyone finally folded into all kinds of tofu blocks that they couldn't bear to look at, they looked at the photos on the Internet, and then looked at their finished products, but after repeated revisions, they were still that virtuous.

In order to thin the quilt, everyone has a variety of tricks, some sit the folded quilt under the buttocks, some lift the cabinet and stuff the quilt in, of course, there are also people who honestly follow the method guided by the instructor, but there are also those who follow the crooked path.

At this time, a comedy competition program was playing on TV, and a well-known comedian was implanting a sketch in an advertisement, at this time, the music suddenly became pathetic, and Li Fan hurriedly said: "Hurry, Sao Ma, the broadcast station, it's going to become a tragedy!"

Now this kind of sketch in TV shows is like this, all kinds of blunt set into the advertisement, not to mention, the end has to make some touching scenes, as if you don't do this, the sketch will have no depth and will not be high.

I don't know if these comedians never started from the audience's point of view, everyone was very happy, but in the end, their hearts sank, aren't they depressed?

After Li Fan answered a phone call, he turned around and went out. As soon as he left, Ding Long returned to the dormitory and said excitedly: "Comrades, there is a good way to make the quilt thinner, and you don't have to press the quilt!"

"What's the solution?"

"Fill the quilt with water! This is 100% easy to use, as soon as the quilt is wet, it will naturally become thinner, and it is easy to shape. Someone in the other dorms has already done this, and it's very, very noticeable!"

"Let's go, let's take a visit!"

After going to the other bedrooms to learn the experience, Ma Qiang returned to the dormitory, and after removing the quilt cover, he spread the quilt on the two computer desks, and then sprinkled it evenly with a full cup of water.

As if it weren't enough!

He took the basin to the water room and fetched a small half basin of water, and then poured it on the quilt many times, and finally it was done.

Put on the quilt cover and fold the quilt again, Ma Qiang said excitedly: "Wow, tofu blocks!"

Others are still hesitating.

"Is this a violation?"

"There shouldn't be a violation, and there are no rules!"

……

After Li Fan walked out of the dormitory building, he came directly to the basketball court not far away, and the call was made by Gu Yating.

It was already 10 o'clock in the evening, and there was no one else on the basketball court except a girl in a basketball skirt who was slapping the ball with both hands. The basketball court is surrounded by greenery, and you can occasionally hear the joy of the new students in the dormitory, but other than that, only the slightly dim street lamps remain.

Li Fan leaned slightly against the wire door of the basketball court, looking at Gu Yating, who was "stumbling" with a ponytail and stumbling with a basketball, a smile appeared on his face.

Gu Yating patted and patted, barely leaving the control of her hands, but the ball suddenly hit a small stone, and then collapsed with a thud.

Bang!bang...... Gollum!

Gu Yating happily trotted after her, she raised her beautiful eyes slightly, and suddenly found that Li Fan was directly in front of him, so she hurriedly said: "Intercept it, intercept it." ”

Li Fan smiled slightly, leaned over slightly, picked it up with his low hand, and then took a few steps forward to a place one step away from the three-point line, raised his hand and threw it at will, and the ball crossed a perfect curve in the night sky.

Swish!

into the net.

"That's amazing, you vote for another one. ”

Li Fan waved his hand, "Go, caddy, pick up the ball." ”

Gu Yating pursed her lips, trotted over to pick up the ball, and then threw the ball hard at Li Fan.

Li Fan received it in his hand, and once again raised the knife in his hand, "Huh!" hollow again.

Whew!

After 5 hollow balls in a row, Li Fan stopped throwing, he thought to himself that he was really lucky today, the 100% hit rate was very good, and he couldn't be scared anymore.

Gu Yating also didn't allow him to throw anymore because the caddie couldn't run.

"Li Fan, teach me!"

Li Fan said: "You pose first and let me see!"

"Oh!"

Gu Yating held the basketball with both hands, learned the way Li Fan shot, bent her knees and said, "How is it?"

Li Fan's eyes lit up and said, "Pouting ass!"

Gu Yating used force, "How is it, is it standard?"

"Uh...... Pout again!"

Gu Yating lifted her buttocks, "Isn't it okay?"

Li Fanse said with a smile: "Pout again!"

Gu Yating shook her head and looked at Li Fan innocently, "Can't pout?" She suddenly felt that Li Fan's expression was a little wrong, so she suddenly woke up and smashed the basketball directly at Li Fan, "Pervert!"

"What kind of pervert, nonsense, you see I'll show you," Li Fan picked up the basketball, made a movement and said: "Bend your knees, pout your buttocks, raise your chest and raise your head, can you see clearly? Do it again, I'll see if you're standard." ”

Gu Yating took the basketball and continued to swing, and then saw Li Fan's squinting gaze staring at her up and down. She stomped her feet and said, "Li Fan, put away your eyes!

"Okay!" Li Fan immediately closed his eyes tightly.

Gu Yating sneered, this person is so annoying!

……

At about 11 o'clock in the evening, when Li Fan returned to the bedroom, he saw the ultra-thin tofu block on the computer desk at a glance, so he shouted: "Who told you to pour water into the quilt?"

Ma Qiang said with a smile: "I learned it from the 8319 dormitory, and there is a kid who said that it was his cousin who was in his third year at Beijing Institute of Technology taught the experience. ”

Li Fan was so angry that his teeth hurt, "Experience, aren't you going to die?" Who else poured water into our bedroom?"

Wang Nan shook his head: "Brother Fan, I don't dare!"

Wang Chuan also shook his head.

At this time, I only heard Ding Long's voice at the door: "Lizi, let me go, your brother Long is going to make tofu." ”

Li Fan looked back, and Ding Long cautiously walked in with a basin of water.

"You bastards, pour the water!"

Ding Long said blankly: "Why?"

"Why? The instructors are all old fritters, this little trick will be understood at a glance, as for whether to expose it or not, you can see whether he is strict or not. But do you think our big-breasted instructors are not strict people?

Li Fan turned around and inspected the other two bedrooms, but fortunately, only Jiang Jian of 8307 was also flooded.

Li Fan returned to the dormitory after three orders, only to see that Ma Qiang was in a frightened stage at this time.

"Brother Fan, what should I do?"

"No way, bet on your luck!"

Obviously, this luck does not belong to them.

The next morning, Instructor Wu took the lead in 8307 to check, she walked into the room, and at a glance she took aim at the quilt that was obviously thinner than the others, and then walked directly over, raised her hand, and her face changed sharply.

Li Fan was beside Instructor Wu, and he smelled the smell of burning gunpowder in an instant, he glanced back at Ma Qiang, who was looking in at the door, and said in his heart, You are finished.

Instructor Wu's face was gloomy, he walked directly to the windowsill, opened the screen, and then ripped off Jiang Jian's quilt from the bed and threw it out of the window with a "whoosh".

Turning around, Instructor Wu's eyes swept over everyone, and everyone was suddenly frightened.

Jiang Jian's grades have been so good since he was a child, he was spoiled by the sky, how could he have received this kind of "humiliation", his eyes were red, and he roared: "Instructor Wu, you don't respect people!"

Instructor Wu raised his eyebrows: "If you want others to respect you, you must first respect yourself! Deduct 5 points and go to the playground to run laps!"

Li Fan hurriedly picked up the notebook and remembered Jiang Jian once.

"Who else poured water into the quilt?"

Seeing that no one answered, Instructor Wu glanced at the quilts of the others, and then walked out of 8307 directly, and went straight to Li Fan's bedroom, she just pushed open the bedroom door, but saw Ma Qiang holding the quilt and throwing it out of the window.

"Instructor, that, I'll do it myself!"

Everyone quietly held back laughter.

Instructor Wu didn't say a word, but Li Fan speculated from her slightly bulging cheeks that she was probably going to laugh.

Li Fan pleaded: "Instructor Wu, can this person who takes the initiative to admit his mistake be able to get off lightly?"

Instructor Wu looked up at Li Fan for a moment before saying, "How many points do you think is appropriate to deduct him?"

Li Fan summed it up, "Why don't you score 2 points!"

"Okay, then 2 points. ”

When Li Fan just let out a sigh of relief, Instructor Wu suddenly said, "The remaining 3 points will be deducted from you!"

"Huh?"

"If the management is not strict, there is a mistake in being a soldier, and the squad leader is punished. You go downstairs and run laps with them!"

Li Fan was helpless, "How many laps?"

"Come casually, you're the squad leader!" Instructor Wu said with squinted eyes.

Li Fan suddenly felt a deep malice.

After handing over the work diary to the other classmates, Li Fan led the two criminals to the playground and ran in circles around the track.

"Li Fan, what do you mean by Instructor Wu?"

"How do I know? But don't be lazy, we can't fight them, they're too experienced. ”

Li Fan thought while running, he couldn't figure it out, you give a definite number, a sentence of "come casually", this is a typical rhythm that you can't do what you do, run less and say that you admit your mistakes and your attitude is not sincere, and you will suffer a loss if you run too much, how can this be good? And no one supervises, no one cares whether you run slowly or quickly, what does this mean?

How can there be no one to supervise?

In the office building next to the playground, the chief instructor is patrolling behind his back.

It was not only a few of them who were punished, many students from other departments were also punished on the playground, but the situation was different, some ran laps, some stood with water bottles on their heads, and so on.

After a while, Li Fan's team quickly grew, and most of the students in the elite class were punished, and everyone ran around the playground non-stop.

But it's not a way to run like this, now that all the companies have been assembled, and they have started formal military training, just eight or nine of them are running in circles around the playground, not to mention the shame, they also want to return to the big army.

Especially when the 16th Company Academy of Literature and Literature gathered at the football field, when Gu Yating saw Li Fan being punished, she smiled happily, she said: "Li Fan, you also have today, it's so relieving!"

Li Fan glanced at her and said to his classmates: "Let's return to the army, don't stop, run, lest Instructor Wu find fault!"

Li Fan and his entourage ran to the venue of the 8th Company in the northeast corner of the playground, and he was just about to report to Instructor Wu, but Instructor Wu waved his hand and motioned for them to continue.

In desperation, everyone had to continue to run around the playground exhausted.

"Do you think Instructor Wu has an opinion about us, why are 11 of the 14 boys in our elite class punished, while 8 even the rest of the School of Mathematical Sciences are in normal military training?"

"Who called us an elite class, this is jealousy of our talent. ”

"Don't you say a few words, aren't you tired?"

……

On this playground, the shouts shook the sky, and each company trained in simple things such as walking in unison and walking in step under the scorching sun.

"One-two-one, one-two-one!"

"Take a break, stand upright!"

……

There are also those who practice military songs during breaks:

"Unity is strength!

Unity is strength!

This power is heaven!

……”

"The cold wind flutters the leaves,

The army is a green flower,

Dear comrades-in-arms, don't be homesick

Don't miss Mom!"

Wang Chuan really couldn't run, and said with a sigh: "I really miss my mother! My mother will never abuse me like this, I can't run, I really can't run." ”

Now everyone has been running for more than half an hour, and they have reported to Instructor Wu three times, and they are already exhausted.

Li Fan gasped and said, "Let's go ask again." ”

When I came to the 8th Company again, I saw that the 8th Company and the 16th Company were engaged in a battle between the two armies, and I didn't know what they were doing.

At this time, I only heard the 16th Company collectively shouting in unison: "The east wind is blowing, the war drums are beating, who are the 16th Company couplets afraid of!"

Li Fan stopped beside Instructor Wu, stunned, and said in his heart, what are you doing here?

Instructor Wu was just about to wave them to continue running, when Wang Nan in the company reported: "Report!"

"Say!"

"Instructor, our elite class is good at this!"

Instructor Wu glanced at Li Fan and the others, and said, "Don't run away yet, line up in front of you." ”

Everyone was finally relieved, and soon everyone lined up side by side, the time was urgent, and they were not lined up according to the size of the row, and everyone stood unevenly and pittedly, which greatly affected the appearance of the army.

Everyone quickly understood what the situation was, there was a tradition of singing in military training, but the 16th Company was ingenious and wanted to pull a "couplet" with the 8th Company.

As a student of Beijing University, Lagoe is obviously unable to show their talents, and is obviously not literary and artistic enough.

However, the 16th Company is from the College of Liberal Arts, and the 8th Company is from the School of Mathematics, and La Lian'er is basically in a state of being severely beaten by the 16th Company, and the 16th Company also has 16 girls from the elite class.

But now it's okay, the boys in the elite class are also in place, and a big war is about to start.

At this time, the 16th Company once again shouted the slogan neatly:

"Five, six, seven, eight, nine, is there or not!

Six, seven, eight, ninety, if not, stand up straight!"

Li Fan asked, "What are they out of?"

Wang Nan said: "If there are insects in the water, it will be turbid, if there are fish in the water, it will be fishing, and the water will be water, and the rivers will be rippling." ”

Li Fan's head "buzzed", this split word coupling Li Fan had seen similar in his previous life, but the last sentence "Jianghe Lake Miao Miao" became "River Wave Miao Miao", who would have thought of it, Gu Yating?

Li Fan looked at Gu Yating, who was triumphant in front of the 16th Company, and was sure that it was her.

"This is from Lin Xiaofeng, the champion of the "Boya Cup" opposite. ”

Li Fan let out an "oh" and nodded.

"I thought of it, I'll come!" a classmate stood up and said, "If there are insects in the tree, it will wither, and if there are birds in the tree, it will be caught, and the trees will be trees, and the woods will be forested!"

Lin Xiaofeng on the other side shouted: "It doesn't meet the requirements!"

It really doesn't meet the requirements.

Another classmate said: "The sun is the eye, the sun is the day, the day is the day, the moon and the stars are crystalline." ”

Lin Xiaofeng said: "That's not right!"

8 Even everyone was dumbfounded, too strict, right?

Just when everyone was staring at the elite class, it really lived up to everyone's expectations, Li Fanlang said: "The wood is the foundation, the wood is the end, the wood is wood, and the pine and cypress trees are forested." ”

Lin Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, chewed it again, and said, "This is okay!"

8 The boys said:

"What do you mean by success, whether it is wonderful or not, I will ask you if it is wonderful or not!"

"Girls, find fault with it again. ”

"Come on, beauty!"

Lin Xiaofeng stepped forward, "I propose that we have an exciting game!"

Li Fan asked, "What kind of stimulation method?"

"Each side sends one person to come forward to confront each other, one side makes a sentence, and the person on the other side of the sentence must come up with three couplets that meet the standards!"

8 Even these people who are determined to engage in mathematics are suddenly blinded, one sentence is against three couplets, or one person completes it, is it difficult?

However, Li Fan just smiled: "Let's face the battle, but we have to modify it!"

"How?"

Li Fan raised his finger, snapped, and clicked 6 points in the air.

8 The girls are confused, what do you mean?

Gu Yating said: "What he means, infinite couplets!"