"What is an infinite couplet?"

The voice of a middle-aged and elderly person suddenly sounded on the military training ground, and everyone turned their heads sideways, it turned out that Feng Zheng, vice president of Beijing University, came to inspect, and he was followed by Xiaoxiao and others, their main purpose was to supervise the military training of the elite class students.

Li Fan explained to Vice President Feng Zheng: "The principal is good, that is, one person is out of the upper link, and the other person is a few in the lower link, and on the premise of ensuring that the requirements are met, the one with more sentences wins." ”

Feng Zheng frowned and said, "No, no, no, there are not many couplets in the essence, you first have regular couplets, don't ask for quantity, I'll see everyone's level." ”

Now that the vice principal had spoken, Li Fan and Lin Xiaofeng had no choice but to nod in agreement.

Xiaoxiao waved her hand, "You guys go on." ”

This time, it was the turn of the boys of the 8th Company to go out of the league, and it was also time for the performance of the punished students of the elite class at the front of the line.

Ma Qiang stepped forward and grinned at the girls opposite, he said: "I can't bear to be in the past, look at the wind and frost pressing the temples, and youth becomes the past in a flash." ”

As soon as his words fell, he heard a slender girl on the other side say loudly: "What a regret, bear the rain and snow to warm your heart, and the eternal fruits will be in the future!"

Ma Qiang clicked his lips, thinking that he was worthy of being a freshman in the Faculty of Arts, his reaction was really fast, and he was right, and he said again: "In the peach blossom dock, the swallow is the head of the rock, the autumn water is full of autumn fragrance, and the same autumn heart hugs the moon!"

Lin Xiaofeng said: "By the willow leaf stream, outside the Furong Pu, the chrysanthemum wind spreads the chrysanthemum rhyme, and a few cups of chrysanthemum wine are more comfortable!"

It's our uplink: Autumn leaves move the heart of spring, and the shy red maple wants to marry!"

Ding Long groaned slightly, and replied to her directly: "The frost wind is compassionate, and the light and elegant music is the matchmaker!"

A girl got up and said: "Invite the moon to listen to the maple, Mo Yanqiu is lonely, and the slow maple song is full of Zen!"

A boy replied: "Leaning on the fence to appreciate the chrysanthemum, how can you smile and dew mellowly, and cook chrysanthemum tea diligently!"

……

The two camps come and go, and no one obeys anyone, after all, can you be admitted to Beijing University if you don't have the goods in your stomach? In particular, there are 30 school treasure students in the elite class.

Feng Zheng put his hands behind his back, smiled with satisfaction, pointed to the 16th company, and said, "Who is that very thin and articulate girl?"

Xiaoxiao said: "The champion of this year's "Boya Cup" of our Beijing University, Lin Xiaofeng, and the one next to him is Gu Yating, the runner-up. ”

Feng Zheng said with a smile: "I know next to me, the girl who is good with Li Fan, I just transferred to Beijing University, and I am not very familiar with it, but how can Li Fan and Gu Yating not know each other?"

The repeated tug-of-war between the two camps soon attracted the attention of other companies on the playground, and even some companies that were resting also cast their eyes, but they did not dare to come to visit.

The difficulty of the couplet also gradually escalated, especially when Lin Xiaofeng threw out an upper couplet, the boy's side did not give the lower couplet for a while.

This uplink is: The girl is looking for a bosom friend, not satisfied, and skillfully conveys the meaning with the wonderful bamboo.

The subtlety of this couplet is: young + female = wonderful, sound + heart = mind. Miaozhu is a bamboo musical instrument.

After a little silence, a boy shouted: "The melon field is white, it is difficult to find water, and I will stay in the spring to listen to the spring!"

Lin Xiaofeng shook his head: "General!"

The boy said unconvinced: "What's the ordinary, melon + field = 畖; white + water = spring." Akiru is an ancient place name, perfect!"

Lin Xiaofeng shook his head again: "No artistic conception, not good!"

Another boy said: "Mountain people are like rotten wood, they are ashamed to speak, and their crush on the fairy girl is often in a daze!"

"Not good!"

……

After four or five denials in a row, the boys quit:

"We're all on the right track, so why don't we pass the test?"

"We strongly demand a referee, you women's dictatorship!"

"Why do you think that we have the merits of the sentence, and if you are right, it will be successful!"

……

The girls' camp shouted in unison: "Because, we are girls!!"

Well, the boys are speechless.

The girl shouted again: "

Time is precious!

Be right, simply!

Eliminate waste!

No, retreat!"

Sao Ma whispered: "It's really not easy to satisfy them, Li Fan, come on!"

In the end, Li Fan had to make a move, and he said to Lin Xiaofeng: "The mountain people warm their old dreams, and they are more open, and there are fairy winds sent into the forest from time to time." This is always okay, right?"

Lin Xiaofeng sank her eyebrows and said, "Yes, you guys are right!"

Li Fan originally wanted to have a famous alliance from his previous life, but when he thought that the other party was just a group of freshmen, no matter how awesome he was, he was just an 18-year-old student, so he was afraid of scaring and crying these sisters, so forget it, your grade is not enough.

Li Fan snapped his fingers and said, "Let's make a simple one: Liu Yongsan and three Yongliu!"

Lin Xiaofeng hesitated slightly, and said, "Mei Xun is one year old and one is looking for Mei!"

My sentence is: The hidden moon rises in the wind, the trees are lush and the flowers are beautiful, and the green pine mountains are singing wild deer!"

Li Fan replied with a smile: "The bright glow is broken and the rain is broken, the stars are sparse and the wine is idle, and the quiet bamboo garden hangs the bow!"

……

The two companies went from a scuffle to a heads-up mode, and everyone else was left to watch.

This is a duel between the champion of the "Boya Cup" and the famous "deserter", and the two sides go back and forth for 10 rounds, regardless of victory or defeat.

Everyone looks stupid, no matter who comes out with a sentence or a couplet, they all come with their mouths open, maybe Lin Xiaofeng still has a little time to groan, but Li Fan completely blurted out.

Of course, what everyone doesn't know is that Lin Xiaofeng has done his best, but Li Fan is not ruthless at all, but he is just coping with it in a good way. Otherwise, he casually smashed a few famous leagues in his previous life would be enough for this thin girl to drink a pot.

The crowd of onlookers said:

"The champion of "Boya Cup" is not simple, it is really not covered. ”

"I think Shuai Li is even more awesome, you look at his facial expression, it's like teasing a child. ”

"I think it's evenly divided, right?"

"No, no, no, on the surface, they are evenly divided, but in essence, Li Fan didn't try his best at all. ”

……

At this time, Feng Zheng proposed: "Children, you two stop for a moment, I think, with your ability, you can try that infinite couplet, I have some expectations for this, and look at your upper limit." ”

Lin Xiaofeng said: "Okay, but let's limit ourselves to 20 seconds of thinking!"

Li Fan turned around and asked, "Which of us will go first?"

Ma Qiang raised his hand and said, "I'll come first!"

Lin Xiaofeng shook his head violently: "I don't need you, I want to PK with Li Fan!"

Ma Qiang stuck out his tongue, well, he still can't look down on himself.

Li Fan smiled: "Okay, then I'll come out first, right." ”

The reason why Li Fan came out first was because if the other party came out first, his infinite couplet could directly scare her into crying, so she should be a little gentle with girls.

Li Fan said: "Then I'll be a 3-year-old!"

Lin Xiaofeng said: "Who do you look down on?

"Listen up! The name of the city has not been changed for 3,000 years, is it a dream of Huangliang? Wash the dust and watch the scenery, wander the capital of allusions, reform the old and restore the new, and the toddler bridge is suitable for toddlers!"

Li Fan's connection is not too difficult, three thousand years have not changed the name of the city refers to Handan, and Handan is known as the hometown of idioms, and Handan related idioms allusions to more than 1,500, in contrast, there are only two allusions in a certain province and the whole province, namely: Yelang arrogant, Qian donkey skills poor.

The onlookers thought about it, this is a good word, there is a certain degree of difficulty, and this time it is infinitely right, and it is not a good sentence to say it.

Lin Xiaofeng frowned and thought for a while, and said: "Hundreds of generations have inherited the shadow of their ancestors, all because of the thick soil and affection!

Li Fan nodded, "Yes, continue." ”

"Uh...... Dozens of years of long-cherished state affairs, has been well-known in Kyushu!

"Okay, two!"

Lin Xiaofeng pondered for a moment, and then said: "At the age of sixty, he still has strong ambitions, how can he be a bronze bird and two Qiao?

"Well, three, go ahead!"

"Uh......" Lin Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, and was stuck for a while.

Seeing this, the male classmate began to coax and help the countdown: "20!19!18...... 8！7！”

"I thought of it," Lin Xiaofeng said excitedly: "On the eighteenth, the temple fair will be held, and the ancestors will be raised for nine days!

Li Fan smiled faintly: "Okay, go on!"

The male classmates started the countdown again:

20！

19！

……

5！

0！

Wang Nan simulated a pause: "Didi Didi, the other player, it's time!"

4 is already good, in this noisy environment, and there is a time limit for thinking, which is very good.

Lin Xiaofeng herself was not very satisfied, she said in her heart, if she calmed down, she could write a lot.

"Li Fan, get ready, I'm going to be right! Vientiane is renewed, the New Year's love gift is stored in the sheep, the sheep is splashed with ink and the Spring Festival is beautiful, and the beauty is like an antelope hanging horns!"

Lin Xiaofeng's uplink is exquisite, in addition to the end connection, there are also two allusions to the love of the sheep and the antelope hanging horns, which are very difficult, especially in this environment.

Li Fan still smiled faintly, then raised a finger and said loudly: "Sanyang Kaitai, Taiyu Huaizhu Yunyu, jade liquid hook poetic conception, strange as good jade smoke!"

When Lin Xiaofeng heard this, he was about to analyze right and wrong, but Li Fan had just fallen in one couplet, and blurted out again in the next couplet, leaving no time for himself to react.

Raising two fingers, Li Fan said: "Thousands of families enter the treasure, the treasure land dances the crane in the wind, the crane feathers fly and the five grains are abundant, and the Fengda Dan crane is auspicious!"

As soon as this couplet fell, another couplet, raised three fingers, Li Fan: "Thousands of sails have passed, knocking on the mountain and shaking the tiger all year round, the tiger's tail is tracing the law, and it is strictly prevented from seeking skin with the tiger!"

The onlookers all stared at the handsome face with wide eyes, everyone didn't have time to taste this Li Fan's couplet, but he had already blurted out three lower couplets, don't you Li Fan have to think? Even if you don't have to think, can you leave everyone a little time to think, so that you can taste the excitement of your next couplet!

To everyone's shock, Li Fan's mouth has not stopped since it was opened, and his fingers have been raised one by one.

In addition to the interjection of "wow, wow, wow", everyone basically has no other words to express their current mood.

……

Comparing a gesture of "8", Li Fan said: "Thousands of doors say goodbye to the old, the old year sails and waves, the bottom of the waves gives birth to flowers and the world is prosperous, and the prosperity is like a huge wave running to the clouds!"

……

The 12th lower link, Li Fan: "Eight tones Yonggu, ancient virtuous horses, horse steps into rules and long rhymes, as long as a horse singing autumn!"

When he said the 12th Xialian in one breath, Li Fan finally stopped, he looked at the deathly silence around him, as well as the new students who were surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside, and then looked at Lin Xiaofeng, whose stunned eyes were already bigger than glasses, and he asked, "Is it enough?"

Lin Xiaofeng was really frightened, how could there be such a fun, is this a couplet or reading poetry according to a textbook? You said 12 times in a row, big brother, is the couplet mass-produced here for you?

Normal people can't do it at all!

This kind of couplet is difficult for other students, and they even have to think about it repeatedly, but it is too simple for Li Fan.

Seeing that Lin Xiaofeng didn't reply immediately, he said, "That's not enough, I'll have 6 more!"

Li Fan did what he said, and he slurped again:

"The eight directions are rid of the old, the old years are repaired and the horses are released, the head of the horse is to see the ancient road and gallop, and the old horse knows the way!"

……

"The heroes compete for the deer, the deer Ding is stable and stable, the national law is selfless, the society is harmonious, and the harmony can enrich the country and strengthen the army!"

……

Again in one breath to 6 couplets, Li Fan breathed a sigh of relief and said: "12 + 6, a total of 18 lower couplets, 18 for you." Is it more than that?"

No one answered at the scene, and everyone couldn't understand how Li Fan did it, this ...... Your brain's reaction speed is also very fast, normal people can't do it.

Li Fan is a liar, obviously saying that he will not scare these freshmen, but look at it, what about your promise?

This is a fundamentally unsolvable question, who made his head spin much faster than others, and then his stomach was full of infinite precipitation of Chinese culture, but if one of them is missing, there will be no "miracle" like Li Fan in everyone's eyes.

Li Fan asked Lin Xiaofeng again, "Is it still comparable?"

"Uh......" Lin Xiaofeng stammered.

Li Fan looked at Gu Yating, who was dressed in army green clothes, "What about you?"

Gu Yating is so angry, what does it have to do with herself today?

She learned to be obedient today, in order to avoid embarrassment in front of everyone, she was only responsible for watching the excitement from beginning to end, and never agreed. She has a long history of Li Fan's "abuse of her"!

After a moment of silence, Ma Qiang shouted as if he had been beaten with chicken blood: "Is it still better?"

The boys soon shouted in unison in a very rhythmic manner:

"It's better than that!"

"It's better than that!"

"It's better than that!"

……

It's the first time I've heard of infinite couplets, and it's the first time I've seen infinite couplets of this rhythm. They still have a sentence to say to Li Fan at this time: Big brother, your couplet is a cabbage?

All the girls shook their heads and took it, they always knew that Li Fan was awesome, but they all learned about it through various programs, and after seeing it on the spot today, it was really awesome!

The sisters were completely impressed by Li Fan's intelligence at this time, well, so their eyes were full of peach blossoms, and they said:

"So handsome!"

"It's handsome!"

……

The "handsome" here really doesn't refer to looks, really!

"Li Fan, I'll give you a few, you can take a look, okay?"

Everyone instantly fell silent when they heard this, and it turned out that the vice principal also came to join in the fun.

The vice principal said: "My uplink is 'tears', why this uplink is out, it's because I saw your performance just now, and I have a feeling of tears in my eyes, genius!

Everyone applauded and agreed.

This is a one-word couplet, which belongs to the category of 'ruthless pair', which seems simple, and then, to be neat and ingenious, it takes a lot of thought.

Li Fan said with a smile: "Principal, you have won the award, and my next link is 'Poe'." ”

The left half of 'tears' and 'slopes' belong to the five elements, while the 'eyes' and 'skins' of the right half belong to the human organs. The two nouns are opposite, a beautiful one-word pair.

The vice principal pondered for a while, and said in surprise: "Wonderful, wonderful, that's good, I'll increase the difficulty, this one-word couplet has been circulated for a long time, the ancients used 'cypress' to 'ink', today I will come out again on the couplet 'ink', see what surprise you kid can give me!"

Li Fan had also seen this one-word couplet in his previous life, but in this time and space, only 'ink' and 'cypress' were handed down.

'Ink' and 'cypress', 'black' versus 'white', the color is opposite, and 'earth' and 'wood' both belong to the five elements, which can be described as a good couplet.

However, the most classic antithesis of this 'ink' is not found in this time and space.

Li Fan smiled: "What do you think, what is the word 'spring'?"

"Izumi?hiss!"

As soon as the word "spring" came out, the eyes of the entire audience lit up.

'Black' vs. 'white', 'earth' vs. 'water', both up and down structure, very ingenious.

Xiaoxiao clapped her palm, "Beautiful!"

Gu Yating frowned, and said in her heart: How did this product come out?

"Good! better than what has been circulated!" the vice-principal took the lead and applauded.

There was warm applause here, but the students who were training in the distance were stunned and didn't know what they were doing here.

Not far away:

"What's going on?"

"Let me tell you, Li Fan got 18 links right in one go!"

……

"I'll tell you a shocking news, Li Fan has made 18 lower links, and it's all done in one go, uh...... It seems like it's done in one go!"

", you don't believe it if you kill me!"

"If you don't believe it, go see for yourself!"

……

"The latest news, Li Fan's couplet has conquered the vice principal. ”

……

At this time, the vice principal was very interested: "Monk monk Shangshu poems, because of the poetry temple"

Li Fan said with a smile: "The general is a general, and he is a general." What do you think?"

The vice principal was overjoyed and said: "Li Fan, come on, come back to the office with me, and the others will continue military training!"

Li Fan was taken away by the vice principal, and then everyone exclaimed in unison:

"Holy, cow!"

"This kind of open character, I am completely convinced!"

"Genius, this word is used to describe Li Fan's contempt for him!"

……

Hearing the sound of praise in the crowd, Gu Yating shook her head slightly excitedly, she couldn't be too excited, otherwise people would make fun of her again, she held back a smile, looked at Lin Xiaofeng beside her, and expressed deep sympathy for her.

At this time, Lin Xiaofeng, who had always been cold and arrogant, lowered his head and fell into deep thought.

Once, she regretted Li Fan's withdrawal from "Boya Cup", and she couldn't let go of her feelings for a long time because she couldn't defeat the recognized strongest person in "Boya Cup" with her own hands. And today, after a simple hand-to-hand fight, she finally understood what a human being is and what a "pervert" is!

The vice principal's previous sentence is good, we have to see everyone's upper limit, and what about your own upper limit, is it four? Or maybe more if you do it all over again?

But Li Fan, she can't see Li Fan's upper limit at all!

Because, she clearly understands that as long as Li Fan wants to, he can continue, 19, 20...... As for how many stops, she really couldn't imagine.

Seeing Gu Yating patting her on the shoulder, Lin Xiaofeng said, "I want to say a word to you." ”

Gu Yating smiled: "What did you say?"

"Your boyfriend is a pervert!"

"He's not-" Gu Yating originally wanted to state that the two had not yet finalized the relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend, but she suddenly had a shyness on her face and changed her words, "Yes, he is a pervert!"