Chapter 387: A Bunch of Children
Faculty of Psychology, Kyoto University.
The psychology teachers who got off the bus crossed the moon gate and went straight to the office building to get ready for work.
"Professor Cheng, 96 points!" a professor teased.
Professor Cheng smiled ashamedly: "I didn't plan to give Li Fan 96 points, really!"
"How much are you going to give?"
"90, but because it's Li Fan, I gave a little favor. It's dangerous, or it's even more embarrassing!" Professor Cheng recalled.
"If it hadn't been on Psychology, I guess it wouldn't have been taken seriously in China. ”
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The first thing teachers do when they arrive at the school is not to go back to the office, but to go directly to the conference room.
Dean Zheng Fei and Dean Bi of the Department of Psychology have been waiting for everyone for a long time at this time.
After everyone sat down, they all looked at Dean Zheng and waited for him to preside over the meeting.
After a little groaning, Dean Zheng suddenly raised his eyebrows at Professor Cheng and teased: "I think in the future, who would dare to give Li Fan a non-perfect score in our Beijing University?!"
While everyone laughed, Professor Cheng shook his head, who knew that a student's exam paper would be published in a world-class academic journal?
I've never heard of this kind of thing.
But it has generally happened to Li Fan, the "Boya Cup" exam gave birth to a new examination evidence, and the final exam of the freshman "Preliminary Exploration of Psychology" course gave birth to a world-class research report...... Hey, could you have missed something?
According to rumors, in the next few days, many teachers turned out Li Fan's test papers in the last semester's exam, and then flipped through them repeatedly......
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At half past nine in the morning, several cars drove into the palace compound and went straight to Villa 16.
At this time, the community is already full of green trees, birds and flowers, and through the winding road, you can even see the murmuring of the stream not far away.
The car was parked, Director Wu and the staff got out of the car, turned on the camera, and after setting up the shooting position, Director Wu stepped forward and pressed the doorbell.
Squeak, the door opens.
Zhang Xiaofei hurriedly let everyone in, "Brother Fan, the program team is here." ”
"Okay, wait a minute!"
Director Wu walked into the room, he looked carefully, there was no figure in the living room, but he could hear the sound of answering upstairs, on the south side of the living room, the abundant sunlight penetrated through the huge glass wall several meters high, and the whole living room was warm.
A husky that seemed to be spotless as clean was staring out the window, and when it looked back at them, it ran over with joy, startling a female assistant out of the door.
Director Wu smiled: "Xiao Si, it's okay, Erha just wants to play with you." ”
When Director Wu turned around again, Jelly ran down the stairs with a "da-da-da", she wore a bow headband on her head, changed into the small chiffon dress that Song Ying bought, and put a children's shoulder bag on her shoulder, which was obviously carefully dressed up by Li's mother.
"Hello uncle and aunt! Hello brother and sister!"
"Yo, little jelly is so good!"
Li Fan, Li's mother, and Gu Yating also went downstairs together at this time.
Mother Li grabbed her daughter and continued to instruct: "Be obedient outside, don't be naughty, don't run around, do you hear?"
Li Fan said hello to Director Wu, then picked up his schoolbag and led the jelly to the car.
The first two episodes of the show were recorded at a resort on the outskirts of Beijing, which is not particularly large, but has a quiet environment, a courtyard and a hot spring, and is also a refreshing place.
But the car of the program team was the first to drive to a hotel, and all the guests could go together when they gathered.
When Li Fan and his group arrived at the hotel and walked into the banquet hall, there were already several groups of guests at this time.
Li Fan had just stepped into the banquet hall with the jelly, and several other groups of guests got up to say hello:
"Hello Mr. Li!"
"Where did Mr. Li come from?"
"It's all here, it's up to you!"
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There were a total of 5 people in the banquet room, and three of them were familiar to Li Fan.
Qian Feng, a regular guest of the phenomenal variety show "Rapid Star", also participated in last year's "Let's Love Each Other".
Next to him stood a little boy about 5 years old, who was supposed to be his younger brother.
Yang Na, the heroine of "The Golden Years", she is holding a little girl in her hand, about 4 years old.
There is also one in the room is Yang Baobao, a beautiful mixed-race child, who once participated in the "Chinese Poetry Conference" with Li Fan.
When Li Fan saw Yang Baobao, he couldn't help but sigh, she was a nine-year-old kid two years ago, and now she's grown into an 11-year-old kid, well, it's a big change.
Li Fan asked: "Yang Baobao, I haven't grown into a big girl for two years, what about your brothers and sisters?"
Yang Baobao said: "I don't have brothers and sisters!"
"What about you?"
"I brought my brother!"
"I'll go!" Li Fan looked at the director in surprise and asked, "Really?"
Seeing that the director nodded, Li Fan smiled and said: "It's okay now, maybe this scene will appear in the show, my sister and brother hugged their heads together and cried and shouted, 'This game is too difficult!'"
In the laughter of everyone, Yang Baobao pursed his mouth, "Brother Li Fan, I will forgive you if you are handsome, but don't look at people with old eyes, I have grown up now." ”
Li Fan patted Yang Baobao's shoulder, glanced at the door, but saw a mixed-race baby more than 3 years old running in, needless to say, it must be Yang Baobao's younger brother.
At present, four groups of guests have arrived, namely Li Fan/Jelly, Yang Baobao/Yang Heng, Qian Feng/Qian Guan and Yang Na/Yang Han.
However, the fifth group of guests has not yet arrived, because of the weather, the plane can't fly again, everyone can only wait patiently, but the specific program group of the fifth group of guests has not been revealed.
The children began to be a little shy because they were very unfamiliar, so they hid around their older siblings and stared at each other.
Jelly is still brutal, which may have something to do with the fact that she has lived under the halo since she was a child, she took the lead and walked to Yang Heng's side and said, "Hello, can I play with you?"
Yang Heng lowered his head, glanced at her timidly, and then grabbed his sister's hand and shrank back.
Yang Baobao was speechless, and his heart was also more than 3 years old, why was the gap so big?
Yang Baobao pushed his younger brother forward: "Go play with the children!"
Yang Heng lowered his head and retreated silently.
Jelly continued to ask enthusiastically, "Your blonde hair is so cute!"
Yang Heng secretly raised his eyes to look at the jelly, and then approached his sister shyly.
"I'll play with you, sister!" At this time, Yang Han, who was more than four years old, grabbed Jelly's hand and said affectionately.
"Great, then we have to play with our little brother too!" Jelly still doesn't give up.
Qian Feng put his arm on Li Fan's shoulder and said, "Xiaofan, your sister is more aggressive than children of the same age." ”
Li Fan said proudly: "Well, my sister is still the head of the kindergarten." ”
Everyone looked at a few children, and the slightly older Qian Guan had already chatted happily with Jelly and Yang Han, only Yang Heng stood silently beside his sister and watched, no matter how encouraged Yang Baobao was, he held his sister's hand for a moment.
Director Wu said: "That's it, another group of guests hasn't arrived yet, let's get to know each other first, and then you go to play, let's introduce ourselves first, who will come first?"
"I'll come first, uncle!" Jelly suddenly raised her little hand.
Li Fan was secretly surprised, and then smiled happily.
Director Wu said: "Okay, then this little sister will introduce it first." ”
Jelly happily ran to the center of the banquet hall and said, "My name is Jelly, and I have an older brother named Li Fan, it's over!"
Jelly smiled sweetly as she spoke, and then ran away to the children.
Li Fan was dumbfounded, it's so simple? Fortunately, the theme was named, and it was done!
Director Wu said: "Jelly, come forward and introduce yourself in detail." ”
"It's over!"
"What's your name?" the director began to lead.
"My name is Li Shu!"
"What's your specialty?"
Jelly thought for a while: "I can play the piano, martial arts, and sing...... Anyway, I'm going to be a lot better. ”
The director said: "Then recite a few Tang poems for us first!"
Jelly's face was full of refusal: "That's it!"
In the laughter of everyone, they all looked at Li Fan.
Shouldn't it, my brother is so powerful, but my sister can't recite poems?
A staff member said: "You even know martial arts, what kind of martial arts? Changquan or praying mantis boxing?"
Jelly jumped for a moment, "Li's Meng Meng Fist!"
"Yo, show us something. ”
As soon as these words fell, Jelly's little fist was already swinging out, "Ha!!" and then kicking, "Hey!!" Then, Jelly walked up on the carpet, and his little fist and feet were thrown upwards and kicked......
Finally, his legs curled up to his forehead, and then he slammed into the floor with all his might, and his upper body followed suit.
Li Fan felt that this should be a carp fighting action, but the jelly didn't stand up......
After Jelly got up from the ground, she was panting heavily, she clenched her hands into fists, "See laugh, see laugh!"
Inside, everyone laughed and cried......
The director laughed and coughed twice, then asked, "How old is Jelly this year?"
Jelly said: "It's more than three years old!"
"How many years old are you?"
Jelly bit her finger and calculated carefully, "Uh...... Belch...... How many months!"
Everyone sneered, and Li Fan said: "Jelly is still two months away from turning 4 years old." ”
Next, several children introduced themselves separately, but Yang Heng was always shy and timid, and Yang Baobao was in a hurry, and he really wanted to go up with two feet!
The children's world is very innocent, they love to play, and they soon jump around the room, and the older siblings get together to talk and laugh.
The other group of guests didn't know when it would arrive, so everyone had to wait patiently.
Director Wu suddenly asked curiously, "Mr. Li, can I ask you?"
"You're welcome, Wu Dao. ”
"Didn't we go to watch your show yesterday, in the program, you said that Marco Polo should not have been to our country, and the records in our textbooks are wrong, how wrong are our textbooks?
After all, the textbook is so authoritative, and the teacher is also a generation of spokesperson and deed!"
"I can't answer you directly, so I'll just list a few.
When my former geography teacher gave a lecture, he said that the reason why I don't eat pork is to respect pigs!"
Qian Feng said: "That's right!"
Yang Na also said: "When I was in school, the teacher told us the same!"
Li Fan said: "This is a misinformation, and countless students may have received this kind of misinformation. ”
Qian Feng asked suspiciously, "Isn't it respecting pigs?"
"Of course not!*** don't eat pork because in their teachings, pigs are unclean things.
It is recorded in the Old Testament that meat should not be eaten, and that it should not be touched when it is dead, which has a strong concept of religious holiness!
The Qur'an also points out three kinds of unclean food: self-dead, blood and pork!
Einstein and Marx didn't eat pork either, Jews didn't eat pork, all the same.
In the ancient Middle East, some Egyptians ran when they saw a pig turn around, and when they found the river, they jumped into it and 'washed it'!"
Everyone suddenly realized.
Li Fan continued: "I'll give you another one, the beetle (ké) worm, this is the pronunciation that many teachers teach us, right? But it's actually wrong, the correct pronunciation is the beetle (qiào) worm!"
There is an idiom called golden cicada shelling (qiào), everyone should understand, right?
A lot of input methods, you pinyin input to hit jiaqiaochong, you can't find the option of the carapace (qiào) worm.
Let me say one more particularly serious mistake. ”
"Wait a minute, Mr. Li!" the director greeted the children who were playing not far away, "Baby, come and study, Mr. Li's class is open!"
Several children looked at each other and pouted!