Inside the living room.

Several guests gathered around Li Fan and listened to Li Fan's talk with great interest, while the children who came over were in a trance, and they didn't know where to go.

The director said: "Teacher Li, introduce a few more, we also have a long experience, and the children also love to listen." ”

Li Fan looked down at these little kids, and he said, "Are you sure?!"

"Of course!"

"Well, in our Chinese textbook, there is an article called "Reverence for Nature", this article has been learned by friends who have read junior high school, and it has been used in textbooks to this day.

However, this article is full of errors, there is no logic, you can criticize from the first sentence to the last sentence, a typical pseudo-scientific article, but such an article has been on our Chinese education version of the textbook for 20 years!

I won't talk about the problem with "Reverence for Nature", we are now grown up and have the ability to think independently, and we will understand it if we re-read this article. ”

The original text of "Awe of Nature" exists in this time and space, but the author is a nameless writer named Tang Cheng, Li Fan can still criticize him, after all, this person can afford to offend, if it was the director of the Education Bureau who wrote this article, Li Fan would have kept his mouth shut.

This cannot be called cowardice! When others find fault with themselves, they dare not fight back, and this is called cowardice.

Although Li Fan is often enthusiastic, he is not stupid, in principle, no one wants to take the initiative to cause big trouble!

(Note: The author of this article and Wang Cunzhen have co-authored a book "The Theory of the Holographic Unity of the Universe", interested or curious friends can search for the information of "Wang Cunzhen", which will make everyone jump, with all due respect.) ）

Li Fan continued: "Let's talk about one more, there is an article called "Edison Saves Mom" in the second grade of the Chinese Studies textbook of the People's Education Edition.

The content is that Edison's mother suddenly had appendicitis, and when the doctor came to the door to prepare for surgery, he found that the room was too dark to operate, so Edison, who was only 7 years old, thought of a way to use a mirror to concentrate light. ”

Yang Na asked, "Teacher Li, isn't it scientific to focus on mirrors?

Li Fan said: "I'm not talking about this, Edison was born in 1847, only 1854 when he was 7 years old, and the world's first appendicitis surgery was born in 1886!"

The article in this Chinese studies textbook is apocryphal! I don't know which artist is so artistic!"

Everyone sighed, who else could they trust? Even textbooks that were authoritative to the highest level were fabricated and deceived people, who else could they trust?

Li Fan said: "There are many similar articles, such as "Father and Son" in the primary school textbook, which tells the touching story of the father who went to school to save his children in the 1989 Los Angeles earthquake, but there was no earthquake in Los Angeles in 1989, and then it was revised and changed to 1994.

Well, there was an earthquake in Los Angeles in 1994, but it happened at 4:30 a.m., and your child was still in class at 4:30 a.m.?

……”

Half an hour later, Li Fan looked down at the jelly, she was dozing off with her head down, and the others had long eyes, bored.

Qian Feng said: "Textbooks really have to be written well, because primary and secondary school students are at the time when their world view is formed, and they do not have enough discernment ability, and they are too easily misled." ”

Yang Na also said: "You can't make things up in order to achieve the desired educational purpose. I just can't understand that national textbooks can make mistakes in even the most basic common sense, and they make big mistakes and make small mistakes.

Director Wu said: "Although the compilation of textbooks is to educate and shape children, it must be based on 'seeking truth from facts'.

Li Fan smiled, you're right, what's the use?!

The door of the living room was suddenly pushed open, and a youthful figure broke into everyone's eyes.

"Hey, hello guys, I'm here!"

Li Fan turned his gaze sideways, and he said in surprise: "Old artist?!"

Guan Tong walked in front of everyone with a little boy in his hand, and after greeting them one by one, Li Fan asked, "Wasn't you in the capital yesterday, why did you miss the plane?"

"My brother is flying!"

Li Fan continued to wonder: "Aren't you an only daughter, why did you come from your younger brother?"

"I'm an intern sister! ”

"Sister!" Zhang Cong said obediently.

Zhang Cong, 4 years old, he is very lively, and soon joined the camp of his friends on the side.

After Guan Tong got acquainted with everyone, he said, "When are we leaving?"

"Let's go!" the director shouted to the children, "Boys, come here, let's go to the resort and have fun!"

After a round of cheers, the director said, "However, before you go, you need to hand in all the toys and snacks you brought, okay, open your bags, and hand them in immediately!"

The camera close-up is pushed to the five children, but when they see the green faces, they are instantly filled with frustration.

Li Fan lowered his head and said, "Jelly, go and bring your small box, Uncle Wu asked us to hand it in." ”

Jelly hung her head and said nothing, she snapped her fingers, depressed to death.

Li Fan said in his heart that it is not easy to do now, the small suitcase is full of snacks, two days ago, my sister arranged her own recipes for the past two days, and now it is all in the soup, so it will be repaid.

Li Fan squatted on the ground and said, "Jelly, go, be obedient." ”

Jelly continued to keep her head down, her lips curled up to a very considerable height, and she suddenly twisted her body and walked heavily towards the suitcase not far away.

Li Fan breathed a sigh of relief, he was afraid that his sister would refuse to cooperate and resist to the death!

Suddenly, but hearing a sound around him, Li Fan hurriedly turned around and looked, only to see Yang Heng crying: "I won't give it!

Yang Baobao hurriedly comforted his younger brother: "It's not for it, it's still ours, so I won't play for the past two days." ”

"I don't!!"

……

4 and a half years old Yang Han also cried, she held her doll and never let go, which was her playmate when she slept.

Yang Han burst into tears: "It has been with me longer than you and your parents, you don't have it to love me, don't snatch it!!"

Yang Na was confused, so heart-piercing.

However, Qian Feng's younger brother who is more than 5 years old is very calm, and he is very cool with his hands in his pockets, looking at his younger brothers and sisters coldly, he seems to sigh slightly, as if to say: Childish!

Li Fan couldn't help but sneer when he saw this, he had already done a later stage for Qian Guan in his heart: sunglasses and gold chains were all hung up on Xiao Qian Guan!

Zhang Cong, who was brought by Guan Tong, was also five years old, he was not cold, he was observing the current situation with big eyes, and the water gun in his hand was held tightly.

Jelly returned to her brother with a small suitcase, she squatted silently on the ground, unzipped it, and looked at the snacks she brought with great nostalgia.

"Jelly, take out the snacks, and my brother will buy them for you later." ”

"Dried tofu, this is to be eaten tomorrow morning! Hawthorn, this is eaten after meals, Kebik, this is eaten at night......" Jelly muttered as she poured it out of the box, "This was originally agreed upon by us, and my mother agreed, so why can't it be done again?"

Seeing Jelly's pitiful thoughts, Li Fan scratched his head, "That, uh, what my brother said here doesn't matter, we all have to listen to Uncle Wu." ”

The snacks in the suitcase were finally moved out by Jelly unbearably, and Li Fan was just about to help close the suitcase, when Jelly suddenly grabbed his brother's hand and said, "Brother, please." ”

Li Fan shook the pot, "Brother doesn't say it here, all of us have to listen to Uncle Wu, who is better than your kindergarten teachers." ”

Jelly looked at Director Wu with tears in her eyes, "Uncle Wu, please, can you let me eat some and then take it away, just eat some!"

Everyone thought that Jelly didn't want to hand in snacks, but seeing that her request was so "reasonable", everyone couldn't help but laugh.

Director Wu smiled: "You can eat a little, but you can't bring it to the car." ”

"Thank you, Uncle Wu!"

When the sound fell, Cobick's bag had already been torn open, and the potato chips inside had collapsed to the ground because the bag was torn open too wide.

Leave it alone!

Eat first and then speak.

Click-click-click......

At this moment, Li Fan is stupid!

Hiss!

The bag of peanuts is torn open and torn open with pleasure!

Click-click-click......

At this moment, Li Fan is stupid again!

Not far away, Yang Han hugged the rag doll and cried, Yang Heng sat on the suitcase and swore not to fight to the end, Zhang Cong observed the trend of the situation, Qian Guan still put his hands in his pockets, and looked at the "ugly" friends coolly.

Only jelly, silently, silently, clicking......

The corners of his eyes were slightly red, and two lines of hot tears flowed in an instant, but he was still silent, he didn't even care about sobbing, and kept stuffing them into his mouth.

Li Fan hurriedly unscrewed a bottle of mineral water and said, "Don't choke on 'you little', it's almost there!"

Hiss!

The dough was torn apart, and the jelly swallowed the food in her mouth vigorously, and she suddenly said vaguely: "Why am I so bitter!"

Everyone laughed wildly, and Li Fan covered his face.

When Li Fan felt that it was almost enough, he snatched the snack from Jelly's hand, "Okay, don't eat it, will you eat at night?"

"Brother!"

Director Wu hurriedly said: "Okay, the jelly said to eat some, 'some' has been eaten, turn it in!"

The staff was just about to come over to collect snacks, and Jelly suddenly said, "Wait a minute!"

Just when everyone thought there was another moth, but Wen Jelly said, "I'll clean it up!"

The stationery box was opened, and there was a row of small booklocks inside, and Jelly clamped the small bookclips one by one to the torn snack pockets, sealing the snack openings one after another.

Then she looked at the potato chips that had been accidentally scattered on the floor, and she looked up and asked, "Uncle Wu, where are the brooms and dustpans?"

Everyone at the scene was stupid at this time, this must be a child less than 4 years old in two months? There are few 12-year-old children who are so self-care-free?

Oh my God, it's so good, isn't it? This kind of "goodness" is a special kind of "goodness", a completely unexpected "goodness"!

Everyone, look at me, I look at you, I think this child is well educated, it's also amazing, it's not Li Fan's sister!

Li Fan was very proud, and the pride was completely written on his face, and he couldn't restrain himself if he wanted to.

There must be many problems in Mama Li's education, but she is very successful in cultivating children's qualities.

Of course, the primary factor of success is the child itself, about the education of jelly, Li's mother mostly copied the education model of her son when he was a child, but it is obvious that Li Fan's preschool education failed......

The jelly snacks were handed in, and the other children had no choice but to give in, only Yang Heng was still crying, Yang Baobao crossed his waist, and was already about to be in the violent mode, this is the camera staring at it, otherwise the violent beating mode will be turned on.

"Look at the little jelly, look at you again! At the same age, you learn from other little girls!"

"I don't!!"

fell into an embarrassing situation, and Yang Baobao, who was helpless and couldn't do anything, was so anxious that he shed tears.

was really said by Li Fan, and there was indeed a scene of sisters and brothers crying together.

Li Fan pulled the jelly and said, "Jelly, is it okay to give our four-wheel drive car to Hengheng?"

Jelly didn't hesitate: "Okay, don't let him cry." ”

That four-wheel drive car is a limited edition of Li Fan Haitao, he bought one when his sister was just able to walk all over the ground, the reason why he bought boy toys for his sister was not because his sister liked it, but purely because he fulfilled his childhood dream, and he also took the opportunity to play with him, of course, the main thing was for him to play!

The beautiful four-wheel drive car in the mobile phone photo finally calmed Yang Heng's crying, and he finally agreed to hand over the toys.

Yang Baobao secretly gritted his teeth, and had to find an opportunity to beat him secretly!

Once the kids' snacks and toys have been handed in, they can head straight to the resort.

At this time, the director suddenly said: "Brothers and sisters, hand over your mobile phones, tablets and computers!"

Li Fan was holding his mobile phone to swipe Weibo, and he looked up suddenly: "Ah?!"

Jelly jumped up happily, slapped her face and said, "It's great, you always play with your phone and ignore me!"

Li Fan: "......"

Director: "Given that digital gadgets are flooding our daily lives, children are missing the necessary companionship, please turn in your older siblings!"

Li Fan: "There are a lot of people who can contact me, and I can't do without my mobile phone." ”

"Please turn it in!"

Li Fan asked: "Leave it to my assistant, right?" Xiaofei, give you the phone." ”

The director said: "Mr. Li, please leave it to us less, the staff will always pay attention to it for you." ”

Jelly grabbed his brother's wrist and said, "It doesn't matter what my brother said here, we all have to listen to my uncle." ”

"Okay, okay, I respect the rules of the game. ”

Li Fan took out his mobile phone and computer and handed them to the staff, and as soon as he turned around, he saw jelly turning over the inside of his backpack.

And then......

Jelly held up Li Fan's other spare mobile phone and rushed to the director: "Uncle Wu, there is still it!"

"Beautiful!" Director Wu slapped his thigh, full of joy.

Qian Feng smiled: "Is this called 'Brother Pit'?"

Yang Na said: "The iron mask is selfless, and the six relatives don't recognize it!"

Li Fan was dumbfounded again, and subconsciously explained: "I forgot that there is another one." ”

Everyone thought to themselves: Forget it! Can you forget? Do you have the skill of "forgetting"? Liar! Big liar!!

……

As we drive down the highway and head straight to the resort on the outskirts of the city, the laughter of adults and children wafts through the windows of this bustling and extraordinarily crowded metropolis.

Their two-day ridiculous life kicked off.