Chapter 342: Roommate Zhang Dunai is a good boy
The second half of the night was calm and peaceful.
No one knows what the poet is thinking, perhaps writing poetry in the mood of this moment.
But at the same time, the seven roommates of 306 who were lying quietly on the bed actually vaguely all had a strange mood that could probably only be described as "ice and fire".
They were very sure that Jiang Che and Zheng Xinfeng were not joking just now, although they sounded like it, but it was really not, even the poet felt it, and if he didn't do it, he would really pounce, so he didn't say a word.
At this time, I look back and think about the previous performance of these two goods, weak heart, cowardice, begging for mercy, begging to be let go, and giggling and messing around, and squeezing blindly with my own people......
Also, the "counselor" as early as "a long time ago", in order to avoid being beaten, he deliberately did so much foreshadowing, and he even inquired in advance whether everyone was running fast or not......
"That's all because people are really ready to treat everyone as classmates and roommates. β
"These two goods are the antonyms of the nest. β
After thinking about it thoroughly, I felt comfortable, said it was disgusting, and felt a little warm.
Early the next morning, the practice was that Zhang Dunai, who was used to getting up early, helped bring breakfast.
In recent years, steamed buns and steamed buns have not been taken away in plastic bags, and plastic bags have not been so popular.
Zhang Dunai couldn't hold it with both hands at once, so he had to run up and down twice, and sometimes he asked for porridge and soup too much, and it took three trips to be enough.
He was not too tired, and said that he was going to run, and he had the right to exercise as running.
Today he also bought Jiang Che's share.
After breakfast, he found that the poet's bunk was empty, and the people did not know where to go. Closed the door to go to class, and while walking, Ye Aijun suddenly asked, "Brother Nai'er, didn't you have breakfast today?"
"Ah...... Well. Zhang Dunai nodded and smiled plainly.
This is wrong, this honest child is the most regular one in the whole dormitory, usually roommates are greedy to sleep and don't eat breakfast, he can persuade a bunch of truths.
"What's wrong?" asked Zheng Xinfeng.
"That, I went to wipe my sweat and turned around, and the steamed buns and buns in the lunch box were gone. Zhang Dunai smiled and said: "It's okay, I'll go to the cafeteria in a while, buy another one, I have more meal tickets." β
Guan Zhaowei: "Damn." β
It's not too obvious, poet. No wonder he suddenly got up and suddenly disappeared...... Dare to love is along with Zhang Dunai's buns and steamed buns.
If you want to say that he doesn't treat himself as an outsider, what is he?
The roommate was a little unhappy in his heart, especially Guan Zhaowei, who really wanted to beat up Teacher Xidao with Jiang Che and Zheng Xinfeng...... Since he was a child, he has fought countless times, and from time to time he fights with people looking at him.
Anyway, there shouldn't be much such thing as secretly sending Qiubo in the Northeast, and if you can't get your affectionate vein, the other party suddenly poked his hand: "What are you looking at? Try another one?"
But he hadn't beaten a poet either, so he wondered what it was like.
The problem is that people don't know where to go now, and it's almost class, so everyone has to put this matter down for the time being, wait at the door of the cafeteria for a while, and walk towards the teaching building together.
"This kid has a really good personality and has no temper. Zheng Xinfeng looked at Zhang Dunai, who was gnawing on steamed buns while walking, and said with emotion: "I didn't take the word 'durable' in his name from my blind parents." β
"That's what you mean, right? He asked.
"Hmm", the gray-blue old shirt buttons were all buttoned, Zhang Dunai put a cheek on his cheeks, nodded and said vaguely: "My dad taught me since I was a child, patience is the most important." If you are not in a hurry, you can make fewer mistakes. After speaking, he puffed out his cheeks and smiled.
Yes, Jiang Che smiled and answered, "So, your father's surname is Zhang, and your mother's surname is Du?"
Zhang Dunai was swallowing the dry steamed buns hard, unable to make a sound, and shook his head dryly.
It seems that Dad is in trouble? Jiang Che thought to himself. And said: "That is your mother's surname is Zhang, and your father's surname is Du?"
Zhang Dunai finally swallowed the steamed buns, panted and said, "My father's surname is Zhang, and my mother's surname is Li." β
What kind of logic is this?
Is it so capricious?
The roommate on the side also thought so, and Wang Chuan followed up and said, "Then why did they give you a Du Zai?"
If Jiang Che hadn't mentioned it, everyone really didn't have an idea about this question, and they all looked at Zhang Dunai curiously for a while.
"Because my five elements lack soil and wood. Zhang Dunai said.
ββ¦β¦β
It seems to make a lot of sense.
There are no objections, only Jiang Che is still thinking, this name ...... Forget it, by that time, you will be in your forties, and you will at least be a middle-level cadre if nothing goes wrong, and few people should dare to laugh at you about this.
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"I'm not going to class today, I'm going to do something and I'll be back at noon or night. β
Walking to the door of the teaching area, Zheng Xinfeng said, and left directly after speaking.
"Don't, Lao Zheng. Jiang Che shouted at him from behind: "You're not here, if the teacher draws me in class, I won't die directly?"
As soon as he said this, everyone remembered that in a sense, even the professor had been deceived before.
"If only I would die, I wish I would. Secretary Zheng replied proudly and waited directly for the bus.
He's going to register the company today...... It was supposed to have been registered a long time ago.
Jiang Che reluctantly turned around and looked at his roommates.
"If only we would die, we wish we would. A bunch of bastards did what they did.
Jiang Che: "......"
Only Zhang Dunai stepped forward and comforted him very seriously and sincerely, saying, "It's okay, Lao Jiang, if you take a roll call, you can just sit and shout." We professors don't smoke you in class...... Well, I don't even smoke Jiang Che to answer questions. Because he had smoked it before, he talked for a long time, and he didn't know where to talk about it, and later, the professors didn't dare to smoke it. β
The rest of the roommates nodded vigorously with a look of reluctance, indicating that this was really the truth.
Jiang Che felt a little relieved.
"Anyway, as long as we don't demolish you, you can think of a way slowly. Zhang Dunai said again: "We will cover you." It's okay, don't worry. β
"Thank you. Jiang Chexin said that this child is really honest and a good person.
Zhang Dunai smiled sincerely, "You're welcome, I think you're actually very good and interesting." β
As he spoke, he moved into the classroom.
"Hello teacher. β
"Hello teacher. β
Boys and girls, several people came in through the back door in a row, and they all stood up as they passed, and deliberately greeted Jiang Che, who was sitting in the corner and was covered by his roommates...... This counselor teacher hasn't appeared for a long time.
"Ah...... Okay, hello guys. "What else can Jiang Che do?
After a while, an old professor with his pants almost close to his chest walked in with a book in his arms.
It wasn't the class teacher Professor Ji, and the rest of Jiang Che's professors and teachers hadn't met, so they didn't feel anything, but the classmates in the class seemed to be in a bit of a commotion, and they all got together to talk to each other.
"What's wrong?" Jiang Che asked curiously.
Zhang Dunai turned his head, a little sad and said, "I don't know why I changed people...... This course was originally taught by Professor Zhang. Professor Zhang is my favorite teacher, although he is a bit old and has a strong accent, he is very knowledgeable and kind to people......"
The old man on the stage said, "Hello classmates, my surname is Jiao." β
Controlling the discussion, the old man glanced at it, and said with a sad face:
"Bad news, you Professor Zhang, who is also my best old friend...... That old fellow, who recklessly refused to listen to persuasion, always loved to ride a bicycle and carry a camera around, saying that he wanted to record the rapid changes in the deep city and leave it to future generations to see the miracle of this country. β
"As a result, when I went out on my bicycle yesterday, I accidentally fell and broke my left leg...... People are old, and it is very troublesome to recover, so this course can only be taught by me for a while for the time being. β
After speaking, the old professor lowered his head and tidied up the table, and shook his head with a sigh.
The atmosphere in the class was suddenly a little bad.
Especially Jiang Che, he felt as if something was wrong......
"But don't worry too much, Professor Zhang has no other problems, he himself is very optimistic, just a moment ago, he specially called me to comfort everyone. Professor Zhang sorted out his emotions, smiled and said, "In this way, let's go to class first." β
"Well, actually, I didn't have time to prepare today. He smiled awkwardly and said, "In this way, let's just talk about it today, why do you want to study advertising, and what is the essence of advertising?"
"This classmate. He reached out and asked a classmate in the front row.
"I hate commercials the most when I watch TV, so I want to shoot effective and interesting commercials. β
Professor Jiao bowed his head, "Very good, what about the other students? β
"To serve the people. β
"To make the ad more authentic. β
"For ......"
The professor found that the topic was over quickly, and said that it was all about those few articles, and he reluctantly ordered another one.
The girl said, "I don't know...... I came here as a transfer. β
After the laughter, it was cold.
The old professor adjusted a little, broke the deadlock and said: "By the way, I suddenly remembered that Professor Zhang mentioned to me before that there is a classmate in your class who is very good at chatting and very interesting......
The roommates turned their heads to look at Jiang Che, and Zhang Dunai was the same.
Jiang Che stared at him sadly, didn't you say that you were relieved that it was okay?
Sure enough, the old professor on the stage quickly continued aloud: "Jiang Che, well, I should be right. So Jiang Che, please talk about your opinion......"
Professor: "Jiang Che...... Is Jiang Che here?"
Class leader: "Professor, it seems that Jiang Che didn't come today. β
Professor: "Oh...... Did you take a leave of absence?"
Squad leader: "Uh, it seems...... No. β
Professor ......: "Well, you have to remember skipping class." I'll tell you a rule, two times of absenteeism, and a failing grade at the end of the term. There's not much to say about this. β
Guan Zhaowei turned his head and looked at Jiang Che, "Brother, I won't tell you, you have missed once." β
Jiang Che: "......"
The old professor seemed to be really angry, took a pen to record it, looked up with a serious face, and continued: "Then we ......"
Jiang Che stood up, "Professor, I'm here, I just got distracted, I'm sorry." β
"Classmate Jiang Che?" Professor Jiao thought for a moment, "Oh...... Is it because of Professor Zhang's injury? You kid has a heart. β
He lowered his head and crossed out what he had just recorded.
When I looked up, I found that everyone was looking at Jiang Che, and it was the kind of fixed look.
"It seems that Professor Zhang is right, and everyone is looking forward to your speech. β
PS: Flipping through this chapter in the past few days, I said, nagging:
1. Many friends say that they like what this chapter says, remember to like it more, so that the jokers will be motivated. If you don't like it, you can close the chapter and say that the icon in the upper right corner is very conspicuous.
2. Now that it is very safe to have children, the times are progressing, so don't be frightened by my previous chapters. Of course, we should still be grateful to our mothers and considerate of our wives.
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