Chapter 343: Please Hate Me
Zhang Dunai, who was sitting in the front row, turned his head and looked at Jiang Che innocently. Well, he must feel that it's none of his business, after all, he is honest and kind, and he is good to people.
However, when he said that he loved Professor Zhang the most, Professor Zhang had a broken leg.
When he said Jiang Che, don't worry, it's okay, the professor won't smoke your ...... Now, Jiang Che stood in the eager and expectant gaze of the professor, and the meaningful eyes of the students.
After this kid lacked soil and wood, he became mad and named "poisoned milk".
was poisoned, if Secretary Zheng hadn't been absent from school when he was Jiang Che...... Jiang Che would never stand up. The discussion has already appeared, and some students secretly muttered, saying that this new counselor is more righteous and close, and is willing to take the tank for the students, and some ...... A little skeptical.
I really have no doubts at all, because this kind of thing can't be done by ordinary people, and it's a little difficult to even think about it, and even if you think of it, it's easy to deny it yourself.
"This discussion had to be stopped, and six of the seven roommates were already lying on the table and started driving the tractor. Can this special code not be found to have ghosts in it?"
Teammates can't keep up, which is really the biggest pain point of the routine. Jiang Che thought to himself.
But in fact, the roommates are also aggrieved, they have just come from the opposite side, and they are not familiar with the way they play, and their lives have come from the hard work of the 70s to the 90s, and they have never thought that someone would live like this.
After a delay for a while, Professor Jiao kindly reminded: "Classmate Jiang Che?"
"Huh. Jiang Che responded obediently and glanced at the professor, "I think the essence of advertising is ...... Swindle. ”
The muttering classroom suddenly fell silent.
The old professor opened his mouth, his expression a little stiff.
"Not ......"
Fortunately, he found that Jiang Che immediately denied himself, and the old professor let out a sigh of relief.
Jiang Che: "It should be a lie...... Uh, scam money. ”
Professor: So, is this any better?
No wonder Lao Zhang said that he was funny, and then immediately said that it was better not to let him get up to answer questions in class...... Here's how to talk about it.
The advertising package does not contain deceptive elements in nature, it contains, and it accounts for a super large proportion, but the professor cannot admit it. It's not to praise him, it's not to scold him, the old professor raised his hand and said, "You sit down." ”
Happiness that suddenly fell from the sky, Jiang Che said happily: "Eh." ”
He sat down. Pass the level, comfortable ...... It's a little lucky.
Then, with a soft "creak", the front door, which was not closed, was pushed in, and a head poked in.
The roommates who were just Kukuku just now, except for Zhang Dunai, suddenly laughed collectively like crazy.
A BGM inexplicably appeared in Jiang Che's mind: Oo......oo
Then Ni Ping and Zhao Zhongxiang raised the microphone and said with emotion:
The people of Hujian have given you New Year's greetings
The people of Zhejiang have given you New Year's greetings
Overseas Chinese sent congratulatory messages......
Zheng Xinfeng turned sideways and stood upright: "I'm sorry, professor, I'm a little late." ”
"Hmm. Outside the situation, the strict old professor picked up the pen and prepared to take notes, turned his head and asked, "Your name?"
Secretary Zheng: "Jiang Che." ”
"Well, Jiang ......" Professor Jiao wrote halfway and looked up: "......"
Oh Le Le, Oh Lele......
He glanced at the doorway, and then at the corner of the back door...... Am I really old?
"What do you say your name is?"
Zheng Xinfeng said: "Jiang Che. ”
The professor turned around, glanced at Jiang Che, and raised his chin, "What about you?"
Jiang Che: "It's a coincidence...... Professor. He stood up, "Professor, if I say that there are actually two Jiang Che in our class, are you willing to believe me?"
By this point, the whole classroom had exploded, and I was laughing like crazy.
Professor Jiao finally figured out the situation:
"What do you say? Or do you say, Jiang Che. ”
It's over, in short, this course is basically suspended.
…………
Dismissal time.
"Aren't you leaving, why did you suddenly run back?"
"I forgot my ID card in the dormitory, and I didn't bring the key. ”
"Then you won't be waiting in the dormitory. ”
"Hey, I love to learn. ”
"Then why are you skipping school?"
"What's wrong with absenteeism? It's good that I didn't hit the teacher. ”
Just now, the two of them have already gone to the podium together to admit the account, and they haven't finished admitting it, but it is basically equivalent to being exposed, and it won't take long for the classmates to inquire or react.
"What should I do now?" Jiang Che helplessly looked at the roommates gathered not far away, and said hello to the classmates who looked at him with a smile.
Zheng Xinfeng thought for a while and said, "Let the school carry it, but you haven't run away after being isolated for a while." ”
It's a fact that not every student can afford to play, and not everyone is willing to be tolerant and laugh it off.
I'm afraid, at most, I will be despised and spurned, and I haven't really hurt anyone, that is, Jiang Che's real start at Shenzhen University, in the eyes of people who don't have much contact, the image seems to be a little worse.
The real problem is on the side of the school...... But luckily, it's not that hard to do right now.
Chaliao is now very famous, and in terms of popularity in the past half a year, it is even greater than that of Shenda. Mr. Zheng of Chaliao Hope Group has just established a project cooperation with Shenzhen University, investing hundreds of thousands of dollars in research on food safety and developing new products.
Second, for the youngest outstanding young entrepreneur in Nanguan Province who has been commended in history, a young talent who has single-handedly created two tens of millions of business miracles in just over a year, Shencheng University, shrouded in the spirit of the Special Economic Zone, has given him a high degree of attention beyond his current status.
Mr. Zheng now has an external status at the school...... It's free though.
Third, Jiang Che can also find the two academicians who were named in Shenzhen University introduced by Old Man Shi, and ask him to help hand over the words and protect them.
Therefore, as long as they make it up and give a decent explanation, the school will be annoyed at most, and in the end they will definitely choose to cooperate and help cover it up.
Let's just say that Mr. Zheng really wants to experience college life too much, and my school has not been handed over properly for the time being, Jiang Che thought to himself, in the future, some entrepreneurs will get honorary status in the university, and the university of the Special Administrative Region should not be so rigid.
The roommates came over, five of them were embarrassed, one Zhang Dunai was still sincere, and the other, Tong Yang, his expression seemed to be worried about something, and he looked anxious.
"Lao Jiang...... No, Lao Zheng, you said you forgot to bring the key in the morning?" he asked Zheng Xinfeng a little nervously.
Zheng Xinfeng nodded, "Well, I should have forgotten the table, I threw it on the table when I slept at night." ”
"Oh no, what if this ......" Tong Yang snorted and said worriedly, "The letter that my family wrote to me yesterday is still in the book and put on the bed." ”
How are these two things connected, and why did Tong Yang say it badly?
Several roommates were confused for a moment, and quickly turned the corner: because the poet seemed to have unclean hands and feet, because the key may not have been forgotten by Lao Zheng himself, because there should be a clip in the letter sandwiched in the book......
Zhang Dunai also thought of the first two floors, and comforted: "The letter should be fine, he will read it, he will never take it away, anyway, it is ...... inside."
Jiang Che wanted to cover his mouth, but it was too late.
"There's no money in there anyway. He said.
In the next two classes, several members of 306 were a little tormented, and they finally managed to survive until noon, and they didn't take care of eating for the first time, so they ran back to the dormitory collectively.
Tong Yang rushed to his bunk in a few steps, picked up one of the books at the head of the bed, and squeaked his thumb, and the paper industry swept by one by one......
Again.
Again.
"It's gone. He was all down.
The letter is gone, and the money in the letter is ...... Of course, it's gone.
"Damn, me, I thought about taking off my clothes yesterday, and it would be easy to lose them when I put them on my body, and I thought that I would take them up this morning to buy a meal ticket. As he blamed himself, tears came out of his eyes.
"How much?" asked Guan Zhaowei.
"Two hundred, my mother just borrowed it. "306 Several people are from other provinces, and the overall family living standard is not high, among which Tongyang is one of the most difficult.
In 1993, a poor family borrowed 200 yuan...... Nope.
"Look for it, look for it again, maybe it's in another book. Ye Aijun was also anxious, but he still reminded him first.
Tong Yang nodded with red eyes, and began to rummage through one book after another with the last shred of hope.
In fact, a few people who are a little calmer have already noticed it, and it should be gone, because in the dormitory, several people's things have traces of being turned over......
However, Jiang Che didn't pay attention, his attention was on Zhang Dunai, who looked guilty at this time...... He, again, in it.
"Come on, let's go out and talk. ”
At the same time that Jiang Che called Zhang Dunai, he also pulled Secretary Zheng.
Classmate Zhang was against the wall, a little dazed, Jiang Che and Zheng Xinfeng stood in front of him.
"Xudong, ah......" Jiang Che looked a little heavy.
"Hmm? No, Lao Jiang, you may be mistaken, my name is Zhang Dunai......" Zhang Dunai was not angry, after all, classmate Jiang had just officially joined the collective yesterday.
"I know, your name is Zhang Dunai, and the five elements lack soil and wood. This, let's take it as a nickname, the rising sun, it's good. Jiang Che said, "Xudong, what is your impression of me?"
Zhang Dunai smiled and said, "It's good." ”
"Can it be bad?"
"Why?"
"This doesn't matter, Xudong, if I beat you up now, will you hate me? Will you secretly curse me in private?" Jiang Che said: "Xudong, please hate me, okay?"
Zhang Dunai shook his head slowly, "I won't curse you." ”