Volume 1 Xiao Yin Yu City Chapter 0010 Ten Rules of Cohabitation
Lu Xi was very smart and ignored Li Yanyang's doubts, and nodded Brother Dao's nose as if nothing happened.
Li Yanyang was in a fog for a while, thinking about his own words, and repeatedly smashed ......
Well...... I just finished eating, I'm not hungry, since my sister is here to eat......
Li Yanyang was thinking about it repeatedly, and when he thought of this, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and suddenly realized.
While he was thinking, Lu Xi had already found an old bath towel to wrap Brother Dao, Li Yanyang took the bath towel with a smile, wiped it for Brother Dao, and thanked Lu Xi very seriously.
"Thank you, Sister Dirty!" Li Yanyang said.
After a while, Lu Xi's face turned red again.
"No... Don't say I'm dirty!" Lu Xi felt that her words were so unreliable, she found that she seemed to be really dirty, but... But I'm not that dirty......
"Oh, I know, old driver's sister!" Li Yanyang said.
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Lu Xi calmed down for five seconds.
"Don't make such jokes with me in the future!" Lu Xi was right.
Li Yanyang raised his head when he heard this, and said innocently: "I'm not joking with you, it's because your understanding of words is too weird...... " Li Yanyang shook his head and said: "I'm really ashamed, I'm still a student of the Literature Department of Suzhou and Hangzhou University, and I'm really bad compared to my sister...... Alas, sure enough, society is the best university......"
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Lu Xi calmed down for eight seconds this time......
"It's my problem this time, but not in the future! Don't call me dirty, don't call me an old driver!" Lu Xi found it difficult to communicate with this guy, it was useless for you to be embarrassed, shy, and blushing, he didn't know how embarrassing a woman was, and he didn't give people steps at all, let alone pity the jade, so he had to be hard, otherwise the more embarrassed you were, the more he would get worse.
Li Yanyang nodded helplessly when he heard this: "Okay, then you are not allowed to drive for me while I am in the future!"
Lu Xi was crazy, how did he feel like he was eating his tofu......
Li Yanyang snickered and sat on the sofa, holding Brother Dao in his arms and wiping it.
"By the way, also, you can't let him urinate everywhere!" Lu Xi suddenly thought of something, and inexplicably brought a man in, this guy also brought a soil dog, although she did not discriminate, but she also knew that the earth dog was very dirty and smelled very good.
Li Yanyang nodded: "Don't worry, this guy is obedient." ”
As if in order to confirm his words, after wiping, Li Yanyang put Brother Dao down, then spread the cardboard box on the balcony, and pointed at Brother Dao: Lie down!
Brother Dao was really obedient, and hurriedly ran to the cardboard box with his calves, and then quietly lay down, looking at the master with a pair of dark eyes, which was both pitiful and cute.
Lu Xi looked at the obedient little guy and smiled, turned around and walked towards the kitchen.
As soon as he entered the kitchen, Lu Xi found that Li Yanyang also followed.
"What are you doing?" Lu Xi asked.
Li Yanyang smiled and asked, "Below, aren't you, are instant noodles delicious?"
Lu Xi's face was cold, he didn't know that this guy was deliberate, so he picked up the kitchen knife on the cutting board, gritted his teeth at Li Yanyang and said, "Believe it or not, I cut you!"
Li Yanyang covered her crotch: "Sister spares ...... life"
Lu Xi almost fainted when he saw this action......
Especially subconsciously looked at his crotch, both ashamed and angry.
Li Yanyang maintained a pitiful movement, and Lu Xi slapped his forehead, with indescribable despair.
"Uh......" Li Yanyang was embarrassed for a while, and hurriedly let go of his hands: "Sister is not angry, I'll come!"
As he spoke, Li Yanyang walked to the stove.
Lu Xi gritted his teeth and put down the knife, regardless of whether this rich second generation would cook noodles or not, he just felt that it was good not to be with him, so he turned around and left dejectedly.
Li Yanyang secretly looked and found that Lu Xi did not sit on the sofa, but went back to the room, which was a little strange.
Lu Xi went back to the room to tinker for a while, and when she came out, she took a piece of paper in her hand, and found that Li Yanyang was still busy in the kitchen, so she put the paper on the dining table and walked into the kitchen.
Lu Xi's eyes widened when she came in, because she smelled a noodle fragrance, no pungent smell of seasonings, it was pure noodle incense, and then took a closer look, and found that there was a big bowl on the stove, which was instant noodles, but there was no water and no seasoning, it was fished out after soaking, and at this time the pot was out of water, the stove was still on, Li Yanyang was holding a shovel in his hand, and there was a bucket of oil next to him, which was the oil they used twice after they bought it. She and her best friend had all the guys for cooking at that time, and they wanted to cook and eat at home, but they were only fresh twice and never touched the firewood, rice, oil and salt, the first was lazy, and the second was that the two sisters had no talent for cooking at all, and the things they made were hard to eat, so these things went into the cold palace, and there were only instant noodles and some snacks left in the refrigerator.
"What are you doing?" Lu Xi asked puzzled.
"Instant noodles are not healthy, I'll give you fried noodles to eat!" Li Yanyang looked at Lu Xi's surprised appearance and smiled.
"Can you fry instant noodles?" Lu Xi said in surprise.
Li Yanyang looked up proudly: "Yes, I promise that you will not let me go after eating and crying and shouting!"
Lu Xi pouted.
Li Yanyang suddenly took out a cucumber: "Can you eat this?" This is what he found in the refrigerator for a long time before he found something green.
"Of course you can eat it!" Lu Xi was puzzled.
"Oh, I thought it was used...... Li Yanyang took the kitchen knife very casually, ready to shred.
Lu Xi trembled, gritted his teeth and said, "Yes!"
"Huh?" Li Yanyang almost didn't hold the knife and looked up in horror.
Lu Xi was so unhappy in his heart, and then he also learned from the shameless Li Yanyang and said casually: "Qiqi uses it to apply a mask." ”
Li Yanyang patted his chest, and Lu Xi smiled proudly.
Li Yanyang pressed the cucumber on the cutting board again, picked up the kitchen knife, and was about to start before raising his head leisurely.
Lu Xi looked at him puzzled, and then listened to him ask very seriously: "Then why are you using it?"
Lu Xi's face darkened, and just about to have a seizure, Li Yanyang had already stabbed down, and then there was a swishing sound from the cucumber, and then Lu Xi was frightened again, she thought of three words: fast, accurate, and steady!
I felt that in a breath, the cucumber had been evenly sliced, Li Yanyang was proud when she saw Lu Xi's surprised appearance, and said with a smile: "Distressed?"
"Huh?" Lu Xi was taken aback, and was puzzled when he heard this sentence, and then reacted and had a black line again.
Li Yanyang didn't look at Lu Xi with a cold face on the side like no one else, and muttered: "I don't put some green onions at home, the taste is estimated to be worse." ”
In the face of shameless men, flirting and counter-molesting, women all suffer, so Lu Xi changed the topic and said: "If you don't have confidence, you don't have confidence, what excuse will you make early." ”
"Heh" Li Yanyang said disdainfully: "You are ready to have some tears, and when you hug my thighs and beg me to stay, try to act as much as possible, I can still think about it!"
…… Lu Xi didn't leave, she wanted to see where this guy got the capital, she really didn't believe that this rich second-generation handsome guy was a character who could fry noodles, if he said fried rice, she would still believe it some, but this fried instant noodles is more difficult than stir-frying, although her knowledge in this area is weak, but she also knows that instant noodles are fragile and easy to stick to the bottom of the pot.
Just as he was thinking about it, Li Yanyang had already folded the cucumber slices.
Boom......
Lu Xi felt dazzled again, Li Yanyang seemed to be deliberately showing, the knife was very fast, and then a dozen cucumber slices turned into silk again, the cucumber shreds were simply the same as those inserted from the plugboard, at a glance, you can't tell which one is thick and which is thin.
Lu Xi was amazed by this technology, if she saw it on the street, she felt that she should reward a dozen banknotes.
Li Yanyang no longer paid attention to Lu Xi and focused on his stove, Lu Xi was stunned, compared to the rush of cooking with Qiqi, Li Yanyang was light and light, it was like doing a very simple thing, but looking at simple things in his hands was like an art, which made her fascinated. Li Yanyang is skillful and methodical. Heat the pan, pour the oil, underneath and on the cucumber shreds, and then stir-fry, just when Lu Xi was fascinated, Li Yanyang suddenly made a move that startled her, this guy can still turn the spoon......
Lu Xi looked at Li Yanyang like a monster, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, his appearance was quite charming, and Lu Xi couldn't say how to admire it.
A burst of fragrance came and pulled Lu Xi back to reality, and then she suddenly felt so hungry, looking at the already delicious instant noodles in the pot and closing her mouth, because she had already felt the saliva coming out.
With a snap, Li Yanyang turned off the stove, turned around, and found that Lu Xi had picked up the plate at some point, looking like a little beggar.
Li Yanyang smiled slightly, raised a big spoon and poured a plate of delicious food into Lu Xi's plate.
Lu Xi turned around directly and couldn't wait to bring a plate of delicious food to the table.
When Li Yanyang brushed the pot and came out, the instant noodles had already gone down a little half.
Seeing Li Yanyang sitting opposite him, Lu Xi raised her head, looking at Li Yanyang didn't have time to speak, because her mouth was still chewing, looking at Lu Xi's appearance Li Yanyang smiled again, the goddess at this moment is the same as when she turned around on the plane and showed her fox tail, very cute.
Finally swallowing the noodles in his mouth, Lu Xi gave Li Yanyang a thumbs up very simply: "It's so delicious!"
"Kneel down and hug my thigh, begging my brother not to go!" Li Yanyang said with a smile.
Lu Xi rolled his eyes and pointed to the chopstick bucket next to him.
Li Yanyang smiled slightly, picked up a pair of chopsticks, and then he paused.
"What's wrong?" Lu Xi took another bite of noodles and looked up and asked.
Li Yanyang looked at the plate and asked, "Let's eat a plate?"
"You eat here, I'll eat here!" Lu Xi made a gesture with chopsticks and divided the territory between the two.
"Then what if we eat one? I bite it off and give it to you, or do you bite it off and give it to me?" Li Yanyang asked very seriously.
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"Can you not disgust me?" Lu Xi asked.
"This is a very serious question!" Li Yanyang continued to laugh.
"Then don't eat it, I'll eat it later!" Lu Xi said.
"Okay......" Li Yanyang really put down his chopsticks: "I'll eat what you have left." ”
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"You're not going to get the bowl?" Lu Xi angrily.
"Oh, I thought you liked to eat with me......" Li Yanyang turned around and went into the kitchen.
Lu Xi calmed down for three seconds, and then lowered her head to eat again, she found that her resistance was rising. She felt that it would not be long before she would be immune. She suddenly realized that it was not good, remembered the small note, and then took it and slapped it at Li Yanyang's position.
When Li Yanyang came back, he saw this small note.
"Ten rules for housing?" Li Yanyang was surprised.
"Hmph" Lu Xi was eating noodles, too lazy to speak, and hummed twice.
"That's not right!" Li Yanyang picked up the note.
Lu Xi was puzzled while eating noodles.
Li Yanyang looked at the note and shook his head: "It should be called the Ten Rules of Cohabitation!"