Hearing the word cohabitation, Lu Xi almost cursed, but she was reluctant to face her mouth, so she could only kill with her eyes.

"No, no, it should be called the ten levels of cohabitation!" Li Yanyang didn't look at her either, and said.

Lu Xi's eyes widened in disbelief.

"It's all played like this on TV, the hero and heroine live under the same roof, and then the heroine will list the ten rules, saying that it is the rules, but it is actually the ten levels that test the male protagonist, when the male protagonist bravely passes through one level after another, the heroine will open her arms and greet the most powerful man in her heart!"

If it weren't for Lu Xi's mouth, his jaw would have dropped......

Li Yanyang smiled slightly and looked at the rules: "First, don't call me an old driver, don't call me dirty?"

Li Yanyang read out the first article suspiciously, then shook his head and commented-"If you don't say it, you can't do it unless you do it!"

Lu Xi took a bite of the noodles fiercely......

"The second rule is not to throw clothes around, keep them hygienic. Li Yanyang nodded: "This is simple, I am not sloppy at all as a person like Yushu Linfeng, and I never ......hang underwear bras or anything everywhere."

Lu Xi had a black line and bit it again......

"Third, you must wear checks at home, and you are not allowed to wear only underwear?" Li Yanyang looked at the euphemism written, and actually had a big article, and smiled, and then said very seriously: "For me, who is woken up by myself every day, I am still very self-aware, if I only wear a pair of underwear, it is estimated that few women can bear it, so you can rest assured, for the sake of my innocence, I will not let people look at it casually." ”

…… The corners of Lu Xi's mouth trembled......

Li Yanyang read them out one by one, and every time he read it, he would follow up with the previous evaluation, and each evaluation was like a knife, piercing Lu Xi's heart fiercely.

Lu Xi's heart was dripping blood, and he could only vent all his strength on the delicious noodles, but then he became numb, so he simply ate noodles and ignored his chatter.

Lu Xi is still very calm, although Li Yanyang is very hateful, but his face is innocent, and the food cannot be disappointed, Lu Xi thought very angrily.

Unknowingly, Li Yanyang had already read the last article: "You are not allowed to enter two bedrooms?"

"No, no, no!" Li Yanyang denied very seriously, and Lu Xi subconsciously paused when he heard this, but he didn't dare to look at Li Yanyang, knowing that this guy couldn't spit out ivory in his mouth.

"I shouldn't be able to enter the two bedrooms at will, do you think, if you fall inside, can I not go in and save you......" Li Yanyang analyzed very seriously.

Lu Xi finally couldn't bear it anymore, gritted his teeth and said, "It's okay to fall to death!"

"Oh, what can I do, if I fall and I can't die, such as a broken tailbone or something, what should I do?" Li Yanyang asked seriously.

Lu Ximeng, the fracture is fractured, what is the broken tailbone? I only feel a pain in the buttocks......

"That's gone?" Li Yanyang looked at the note and was puzzled.

Is this gone? Lu Xi is not surprised, he still thinks it is not enough?

Sure enough, Li Yanyang spoke again: "There should be one more, even if you enter the room, you are not allowed to go to my bed!"

…… Lu Xi found that his resistance was not enough.

Li Yanyang looked at Lu Xi's deflated appearance and smiled, and then put down the note and stopped teasing her.

But as soon as he lowered his head, his bowl had not yet served noodles, and there were only two shredded cucumbers left on the plate......

Li Yanyang looked up in horror, Lu Xi smiled, laughing so unexpectedly, this feeling is so good, just like a fight in the boxing ring, the boxer who has been passively beaten punched out at the last moment and gave the opponent a knockout directly!

Li Yanyang is actually not hungry, but he never thought that Lu Xi could kill two packs of noodles alone, although there is no moisture after frying, but after all, it is a real two packs......

Looking at Lu Xi's proud chest, Li Yanyang smiled bitterly: "It's all on the chest......"

Lu Xi lowered her head when she heard this, but found that there was no face on her chest at all, and then she instantly understood the meaning of this sentence, and her eyes were full of anger.

Li Yanyang spread his hands: "Look at you, you're not fat, eighty percent of the meat grows in the right place......

This sentence is a compliment! Lu Xi can only think like this.

When Lu Xi got up, he found that his stomach was a little swollen, and the fatigue of the journey followed, so he was ready to sleep, turned around and was about to leave, and then paused.

"By the way, I want to add one! You will be responsible for cooking and washing dishes in the future, in this case, I will waive your room fee!" Lu Xi said.

"No! The room fee is deducted from the pennant's money!" Li Yanyang said.

Lu Xi's eyes rolled: "Then it should be Brother Dao's room fee!"

"You won't let go of even a dog......" Li Yanyang said pitifully.

……

"I haven't even let you go, let alone a dog!" Lu Xi thought for a long time and said fiercely, she felt so good, because he said so on the plane, even the villain was beaten, let alone a woman......

"Oh, then this little work is not enough to pay for the room, right?" Li Yanyang said.

"Okay, then add another garbage cleaning!" Lu Xi said proudly.

"It's not enough!" Li Yanyang thought for a moment and shook his head.

There is fraud!

When Lu Xi saw Li Yanyang's appearance, he knew that there was a deception, and hurriedly fled.

Sure enough, before Lu Xi walked into the bedroom, he heard an extremely shameless sentence.

"Add a warmer bed!"

…….

Li Yanyang looked at Lu Xi, who was running away, so unhappy, and then went into the kitchen with a plate, and returned to the sofa after scrubbing, and there was no quilt, so he could only make up for the night.

Lu Xi returned to the boudoir and was no longer angry, turned off the light and went to bed, a smile unconsciously hung on the corner of her mouth, she found it very interesting, at least this guy made her have a very rich day and was very happy, she hadn't laughed so heartily for a long time.

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Li Yanyang got up early the next morning, and since he was a child, he has developed a habit of going to bed early and getting up early, and then going out for a run and playing a set of punches. Lu Xi's apartment is not a community, so Li Yanyang took Brother Dao to run along the street a few times, and finally found a green belt on the side of the road to fight a set of punches.

After eating breakfast outside, I brought Lu Xi a bowl of porridge and a drawer of steamed buns before coming back.

But when he returned to the apartment, he was blinded, because he didn't have an elevator card, and after waiting for a long time, he finally met a person who was in the same building as Lu Xi, so he got on the elevator, but when he arrived at Lu Xi's door, he was gloomy again, because he didn't have a key, so he knocked on the door, knocked, and didn't respond.

Twice, still no response.

Three, five, ten, countless times, still no response.

Li Yanyang was so bitter in his heart, he wondered if Lu Xi was asleep, but he didn't have her phone yet, and he didn't have a phone with him, so he stood at the door so stupidly, knocking weakly, hoping to knock on Lu Xi's dream......

Lu Xi had to fall asleep as soon as she was on vacation, and she wouldn't wake up in the dark, a urge to urinate had already hit, but she had endured it, and finally couldn't help it, Lu Xi got up in a daze, pushed open the door and entered the toilet.

Just when Lu Xi comfortably relieved the pressure on her bladder, she suddenly felt that she heard a knock on the door, the sound had no rhythm, it kept ringing, and it was not violent, how did she know that Li Yanyang's arm outside was already sore, but she just maintained her voice, hoping that Lu Xi could hear it once.

Lu Xi finally walked out of the toilet, and the knock on the door was more obvious, so she walked over suspiciously, passed by the living room and looked inside, and found that Li Yanyang was no longer there, so she looked through the cat's eye, and it was Li Yanyang at the door, but this guy looked tired.

Chirping~~

The door opened, and Li Yanyang's eyes widened in surprise, with a kind of joy for the rest of his life.

But Li Yanyang immediately paused, although Lu Xi was still wearing yesterday's pajamas, there were two points on his chest, and there was obviously something missing from it.

It's so big! It's so good! The little virgin Li Yanyang's face is red......

Lu Xi felt Li Yanyang's gaze and bowed his head in confusion.

"Ahh

This exclamation startled Li Yanyang, and also woke up Brother Dao, who was lying in the corridor bored.

Li Yanyang was woken up by Lu Xi, and she also reacted, and said angrily: "Sister, what time did you get up?"

Lu Xi also felt that this guy should have been knocking for a long time, and said embarrassedly: "Oh, it's only what time is it, and I haven't woken up yet......"

Li Yanyang's eyes widened, and he looked at the sleepy-eyed Lu Xi in surprise: "You haven't woken up yet?"

Lu Xi was stunned when he heard this: "I didn't hear a knock on the door......"

"Then why are you up?" asked Li Yanyang.

"Well, I went to the toilet before I heard the movement......" Lu Xi said embarrassedly.

Li Yanyang slapped his forehead: "I thought I woke up, and I was holding back my urine......"

Lu Xi was even more embarrassed, and hurriedly turned sideways to let Li Yanyang in.

"How long have you been knocking?" Lu Xi asked when he saw Li Yanyang come in and put the two bags on the coffee table, and sat on the sofa with a look of not being tired.

Li Yanyang looked up at the clock, and said angrily: "Two hours......

"Huh?" Lu Xi was surprised, and then felt that it was too unrealistic: "Come on, don't pretend to be pitiful......"

"Pretend to be pitiful?" Li Yanyang turned his head when he heard this: "Come on, come on, look at the steamed buns and porridge, they are all cold! Brother Dao is tired and lie down! I got up at half past six, ran outside for an hour, and had another meal, look at what time it is, it's ten o'clock!"

"Forehead......." Lu Xi looked at the buns on the coffee table, and then at Li Yanyang's angry expression, feeling that it seemed to be true.

"This one was bought for me?" Lu Xi asked timidly, pointing to the buns and porridge.

"No!" Li Yanyang took out a steamed bun that was already cold and threw it on Brother Dao's cardboard box: "I bought it for the dog!"

……

Brother Dao ate happily, Lu Xi had a black line, and naturally knew that it was bought for her, and there was porridge, but now it was cold, and it didn't taste good when I thought about it.

"That...... You can't blame me, who told you to go out and not say anything......" Lu Xi was not angry, after all, they brought breakfast, and they stood stupidly outside for two hours, although it was not directly related to themselves, but they were also embarrassed for a while.

"......." Li Yanyang also had nothing to say, he really didn't expect it.

"Okay, okay, I won't sleep anymore, how about taking you shopping later?" Lu Xi said with a smile, Li Yanyang didn't buy anything when he came, so naturally he had to buy a set of toiletries and quilts or something.

Li Yanyang pouted and looked at Lu Xi's chest: "You don't have any underwear to wear, right?"

Hmm~~Whoosh~~ The red-faced Lu Xi ran back to the room.

……