The next day, in the evening.

The recording of the last episode of "Li Fan's Talk Show" is about to begin.

Today's recording location is in the No. 3 studio hall of Shonan Satellite TV, the largest studio in the station, but even so, a lot of chairs have been added temporarily, and the audience has been crowded inside and outside the hall.

"Great, I finally got a ticket for "Li Fan's Talk Show". ”

"To be able to go to the scene to see Li Fan scolding, this audition must be very good!"

"Girl, "Li Fan's Talk Show" is not just scolding, it is narrow-minded to say so, this show is just like their advertising slogan, 'Reflect social issues, talk about the voice of the people', is through ridicule, irony, self-deprecation, criticism and other multiple entertainment skills to show various problems in society. ”

"Isn't that still swearing?"

"Uh......"

……

"Let's be honest, the influence of "Li Fan's talk show" is too great, the second issue set off the domestic "Me-Too" movement, the third issue prompted the mobile package to promulgate a new rule that the traffic will not be cleared at the end of the month, and the fourth issue ...... Except for the first phase, which did not have any impact on housing prices, each of the other phases has had a more or less positive effect on the society. ”

"Brother, the problem of housing prices in Huaguo, a hundred "Li Fan Talk Shows" will not affect it if they are broadcast together!"

"I heard that the ratings have broken 5 recently?"

"5.1%, two points more than the ratings of the recently popular "National Pursuit"!"

……

The audience huddled together and talked about each other, and suddenly found that there were security guards, choreographers, and other people crowding in from the entrance of the hall.

Lin Jiong and Wang Hanquan, the two pillars of Xiangnan Satellite TV, are here, and there are several famous stars in China next to them, and all the cultural, sports and entertainment are all occupied:

table tennis king Zhang Ke;

tennis diva Sun Mei;

Mr. Footballer Zhao Jun;

new singer Cheng Wenwen;

Lao Kong, a famous writer and screenwriter;

……

Among the more than ten people in this line, there are celebrities who have just participated in the recording of Kuaiben, and some of them have made a special trip.

It is unimaginable that a TV talk show can gather so many characters on the spot, and it is also something that other talk shows cannot imitate.

Although after the explosion of "Li Fan's Talk Show", various "XX talk shows" appeared in Huaguo, and even some talk shows claimed to be created by the original team of "Li Fan's Talk Show", but their ratings are described in one word, that is, they are losing and retreating.

The copycat is still not as good as the original genuine product!

The appearance of this line of stars immediately aroused great enthusiasm from the audience, who stepped forward to sign autographs and ask for a group photo, and there was some chaos in the studio.

Seeing this, the director of the scene shouted: "Please return to your respective positions, please cooperate, the talk show will start immediately......"

It turned out to be useless!

After all, there are more than 10 celebrities, and there is always one that they like, even if all the stars are not their own dishes, it is human nature to take a few glances and take a photo.

Isn't it part of human nature to join in the fun?

The director shouted: "Attention departments, count down to 10 counts......"

Realizing that the show was really about to start, the audience quickly retreated to their seats, staring at the stage without blinking.

The DJ shouted: "Please welcome the host of the show with warm applause, Li Fan!!"

In an instant, under the swaying lights, the venue resounded with strong applause and cheers, and more than 10 stars in the front row also stood up with all the audience and slapped high.

"Li Fan!"

"Li Fan!"

"Li Fan!"

……

In the neat cheers, Li Fan appeared on the stage, still in a suit with a bow tie, still in the spring breeze and slightly smart.

"Thank you, please be seated!"

After the audience took their seats, Li Fan nodded to Zhao Jun in the audience and expressed his apologies in advance.

Although they have all said it in advance, they still have to express their attitude again, after all, this guy is also a member of the national football team.

"Hello everyone, this is the "Li Fan Talk Show" titled and broadcast by Lehaha Lotion, welcome everyone to the scene. ”

After that, Li Fan bowed to the audience and said: "The theme of our issue is "The Pain of the National Football Team", the reason why we talk about this theme, I think everyone knows, what's going on these days?"

"World Cup!"

"The World Cup is here!"

……

"That's right, the quadrennial World Cup is finally open, and that should be the dream of all men......, right? Of course, there may be more than a dozen people in China who do not have this dream. ”

The audience will smile:

"Teacher Li is starting to hurt people again!"

"I love to listen to Mr. Li bury people!"

……

Li Fan paused for a moment, giving the audience time to digest, and then said: "Actually, I am not very happy about the holding of the World Cup, do you all know the reason?"

"There's nothing to do with our Huaguo!"

"The national football team is not angry!"

"Garbage National Football Team!"

Li Fan: "No, no, no, the reason why I'm unhappy is that because of the time difference, the time of the World Cup game conflicts with the time of my show, and the identity of the first brother in prime time may not be kept." ”

The audience collectively: "Huh!"

There was also an audience member who shouted "stinky and shameless", which caused everyone to laugh.

Li Fan smiled and said: "It just happened to be in time for the World Cup, so it is obviously not appropriate for us not to talk about the national football team, after all, the slogan of our program is: Reflect social problems and talk about the voice of the people." In the coming month, football will be everyone's voice!

This time I wrote the manuscript, it took me the longest time, I didn't finish it for five days in a row, it was too brain-consuming, because there are too many jokes complaining about the national football team, isn't it Brother Zhao Jun?"

The camera was given to Zhao Jun, Zhao Jun waved his hand ashamedly, and the atmosphere of the audience was also mobilized.

Li Fan: "Zhao Jun, the captain of the national football team, I will come to today's scene after knowing the theme of this issue, wow, I am really convinced, if I can't do it! This is the strong psychological quality cultivated by being scolded for losing for a long time."

Applause to the broad-minded general, Zhao Jun. ”

This passage was added temporarily after Li Fan and Zhao Jun said it today.

This style is very similar to the style of "Tucao Conference", which seems to criticize each other, but it is not.

The audience also understands that after all, the "Tucao Conference" in this time and space is also very popular, and the program clips are everywhere on the Internet, and this kind of ridicule similar to whitewashing is familiar to everyone.

"Brother Zhao Jun, why did you come alone today, didn't you bring the national football team with you?" Li Fan said this, and said with understanding: "Oh, I understand, the national football team, you really can't bring it!"

"Poof!" Zhao Jun laughed and slapped his face, which was interesting.

"Look at your smile - eh, I just found out, isn't this Zhang Ke next to you? Zhang Ke, I don't need to introduce to you, a table tennis grand slam player, a palace-level sports star, but I'm curious, why are you two sitting together?" Li Fan knocked his head, "Oh, I figured it out, the two sports you represent have something in common!"

What do you have in common? Can you not belittle table tennis? It's a shame to have something in common with the national football team!

The audience's curiosity hung up at this time, and they looked at Li Fan with blank eyes.

Li Fan: "No one can beat our table tennis, and no one can beat football!"

The audience burst into laughter and applause.

This text stalk was a "rotten" stalk in the previous life, and it is estimated that no one has never heard of it, but when I got this time and space, it was freshly baked, which attracted everyone's applause, and the more I touched it, the more interesting it became.

Li Fan continued to ridicule, "The treatment of the national football team and table tennis is still different, recently the table tennis team has shown a little problem, almost lost the game, the Chinese people are scolded, saying that the table tennis team is floating, and everyone treats the national football team, the national football team lost 2:0, but praised them for their fighting spirit." Zhang Ke, your table tennis team is really not easy!"

After laughing, Li Fan said: "Okay, let's officially talk about the national football team."

This World Cup is in full swing, we can watch wonderful content through the Internet, TV and other channels, because the host country is our strategic cooperation country, we can see a wealth of Chinese elements in this World Cup, our sponsors, crayfish, mascots, commemorative coins, etc., almost covering the eating, drinking and fun of this World Cup.

Let's tell you this, except for the national football team, we should go!"

Li Fan shrugged his shoulders as he spoke, and a helpless look appeared on his face.

This complaint comes from Bai Yansong's report, which was also quite popular during the World Cup, and it is a typical official complaint of Yang TV.

This cold complaint, combined with Li Fan's helpless and speechless expression, successfully aroused the audience's laughter.

"When it comes to national football, let's start with the definition of football, what is football?

Football is divided into ancient football and modern football, the modern football we play was invented by the British, after 22 people on the field fiercely scramble, after 90 minutes of hard fighting, the final Chinese football team lost the sport!"

The audience sprayed instantly, looking at Li Fan's serious appearance, and thought that it was really an introduction to the definition of football, but it turned out to be a joke.

Li Fan: "Every time we lose, we study the game and find various reasons, the most important of which is that netizens generally believe that there is a problem with the selection of the national football team.

In fact, you are wrong, the selection of the national football team is very fair: if you can't, if you can't, pick out 11 people from who can't. ”

"Well said!"

"Teacher Li has the truth!"

"Haha!"

……

Li Fan suddenly glanced at Zhao Jun in the audience in shock, and hurriedly said, "Uh...... Pick out 10 people from those who can't do it!"

The applause at the scene ignited instantly, and Li Fan's words made up for it, which had a special effect.

Li Fan wiped his sweat and said, "Everyone knows, the personal annual income of the national football team has reached the level of 10 million?

But last year, this 100 million yuan organization lost to Syria.

What is the situation of the Syrian national team, the coach's salary is only 2,000 yuan, their shoes are donated overseas, the jerseys are copycats, the country is in full swing, in order to come to China to play, they have traveled to many places to come, and they have played a 1:0 for us, comrades, incredible!

Syria won the Chinese national football team, their team members knelt down to thank the sky, the $1,000 bonus was in hand, and affectionately thanked the Chinese national football team for ending Syria's 22-year embarrassing record of winless.

It is said that Syria won the game, and the domestic political FU army and the opposition to PAI's decision to truce for 48 hours, jointly congratulated and thanked the national football team for its contribution to the Syrian people. It is also said that the next Nobel Peace Prize will be awarded to the Chinese national football team.

Thank you for your contribution!

In fact, the truce is fake news, but the people know it and laugh at it.

Li Fan continued: "However, the annual salary of tens of millions of national football players is still very tempting to me, and I also think that I can also contribute to the country, don't laugh, I have my reasons."

Number one, I can't win either!"

"Poof!" everyone burst out laughing.

Li Fan paused, "The second point, I can't pass either!"

As soon as the laughter stopped, Li Fan continued: "The third point, I am also on the defensive!"

This is the skill of talk show - the rhythm of the language, whether a sentence is funny or not, the rhythm of the language plays a key factor.

Many jokes may not be funny, the key is who says it, and how to say it, this is the point that language art is better than words, words are cold, and emotions need to be substituted by the readers themselves, but language arts and audio-visual arts are presented to the audience in a wrapped posture.

For this talk show, Li Fan specially invited a professor from Communication University to give guidance.

Next, Li Fan's speed of speech suddenly became faster, greatly reducing the pause time, and said in one go:

"Fourth, I can't score, and fifth, I can't stop the ball...... Eighth, after losing, I can cry in front of everyone, and then go to the nightclub at night! Ninth, after losing, I can also blame and scold our fans without blushing and heartbeat!"

Li Fan suddenly stopped again, this cold ridicule completely mobilized the emotions of the audience, and after the applause, Li Fan finally added, "By the way, the last point, I only have one abdominal muscle!"

Backstage, the producer's slap was red, and he said happily: "Mr. Li's rhythm is so perfect, every issue has improved, and by the end of this issue, it has been perfect." ”

The choreographer raised two thumbs up, "Convinced, Mr. Li's hosting skills are too powerful, and now he is completely at ease." ”

An assistant ran over and said, "The director of the main station just finished the meeting, and said to come over in a while!"

The producer was taken aback: "Director Ouyang Lin?"

"Hmm!"

Ouyang Lin, the director of Shonan TV, is the leader in charge of all TV channels such as Shonan Satellite TV, Shonan Economic Channel, and Children's Channel.

The producer subconsciously tidied up his collar and suddenly became nervous.

On the stage, Li Fan continued: "If there are too many people competing for the national football position, if you all want to go, then I can also retreat to the second, and it is also excellent to be a commentator, after all, there are no more than five commentators." ”

At this time, Li Fan began to show the broadcasting tone, and his tone rose, saying:

"In the first sentence, there is not much time left for the Chinese team;

In the second sentence, there is only a theoretical possibility left for the Huaguo team to qualify;

In the third sentence, although we have lost, we have seen progress and hope;

In the fourth sentence, the Chinese team is too light on the enemy;

The fifth sentence is a good ball! The ball flies.

Thank you for the national football team, I have a new direction of work!"

At this time, a short video began to play on the big screen, and the video was edited with the words repeated by countless hosts: There is not much time left for the Huaguo team......

When the audience was laughing and leaning back and back, a business car had just driven out of Shonan Airport.

In the back row, Ouyang Lin urged: "Xiaodong, hurry up and try to catch up with the recording of "Li Fan's Talk Show". ”

"Okay, don't worry, you will be there in the radio and television within half an hour. ”

Ouyang Lin called the assistant again: "Order me a bouquet of flowers, I will go back to the stage to present it to Li Fan, hurry up, and put down the work at hand immediately." ”

In less than half an hour, the car arrived at the Radio and Television Building, Ouyang Lin walked into the hall quickly and went straight to the elevator.

The assistant was waiting for Ouyang Lin with flowers in his hand, and he smiled and said, "Director, you really value Li Fan!"

Ouyang Lin glanced at him and said, "Nonsense, if you can also bring me 5% ratings, I don't just value you, I have to provide for you!"

The assistant immediately shut up.