When Ouyang Lin came to the studio, "Li Fan's Talk Show" also came to an end.

The applause and cheers of the audience have fully proved that this is another wonderful performance.

But see, Li Fan on the stage pointed to the trademark of the title sponsor and said: "Not every kind of milk is called Lehaha, not every team is called 'Huaguo Team', Huaguo Football Team, professional loss for 30 years, has been imitated, never surpassed." We don't score, we're just porters of football!"

Wow!

Applause again!

The perfect combination of complaining and advertising words, instantly poked the laughter of everyone present, and the warm atmosphere of the scene reached its peak.

Ouyang Lin slapped his face and laughed, "Look at the script of our show, the level is high, I don't know how much better than the script of other talk shows, how did Li Fan come up with this paragraph?"

The producer also scratched his head: "Eh, I don't know, Mr. Li keeps writing out of these paragraphs, but what about other screenwriters, I can't think of a few when I light the lamp and boil the oil." ”

Assistant: "This may be the language talent of a Chinese scholar!"

Several people focused their eyes again and looked at the stage.

Li Fan: "Friends, fans, can't our national football team fight for breath and turn around? There must be a way, we can't just criticize, we also have to find a way for the national football team, right?"

In fact, it is also theoretically possible for the national football team to win!

Let's think about it, if we meet certain ideal conditions, will we win?

The turf is neither soft nor hard, the weather is neither hot nor cold, the light is neither strong nor dark, the atmosphere of the fans is warm, the draw is good, the referee helps, the goalpost rescue-"

When Li Fan said this, he paused again, breathed a sigh of relief, and lowered his head to support his forehead: "Of course, the most important condition is that the other party has no goalkeeper." ”

Applause rang out again, and an excited audience whistled.

"There's no goalkeeper on the other side, haha!"

"Teacher Li, your mouth is too bad!"

"Convinced, Mr. Li, you are too venomous!"

……

In the applause and cheers, Li Fan took the opportunity to take a sip of water, moisten his throat, and then said: "I thought of another way to let our national football team win, do you want to know?"

The audience collectively shouted, "Yes!"

Li Fan: "My solution is:

1. Through operation, let FIFA allocate a quota place to Antarctica;

2. Bribing FIFA to make the Chinese men's football team be assigned to the Antarctic Division;

3. The Chinese men's football team and the penguins compete for the right to qualify;

4, draw with Penguins away;

5. The home field is arranged in Liuya City, China, and the penguins will be directly qualified after the hot death. ”

After the audience's laughter, Li Fan added: "According to the current reality, the only difficulty in this five-step plan is the fourth point. ”

"Haha, I'm laughing to death!"

"Can't kick a penguin...... Teacher Li, your sarcasm is too spicy!"

……

Zhao Jun covered his face silently, this complaint is indeed too ruthless, no wonder he gave himself a preventive shot in advance.

This joke is very famous, it has been widely circulated in the previous life, and the source is unknown, but this kind of spicy ridicule, a flash of creativity, is indeed a stroke of genius.

Li Fan sighed: "If these two methods don't work, then I'm out of it."

However, I personally think that losing the game, it is positive, have you ever thought about it?"

Seeing that the audience was puzzled, Li Fan began to explain:

"When Ilak won the Asian Cup, the country was in turmoil; when Italy won the World Cup, the economy collapsed; Greece went bankrupt after dominating Europe; when Germany was proud of the crowd, refugees came; and as soon as Gao Yu debuted, the emperor was gone.

Facts have proved that the national football team has endured humiliation for so many years, just so that our country can develop steadily.

Thank you for your efforts, thank you!"

Li Fan bowed deeply and bowed to the applause of the audience!

"Good!"

"Teacher Li, please continue!!"

"Kudos to you!"

……

Li Fan motioned for everyone to be quiet, the atmosphere at the scene had reached its peak, it was too noisy, he pressed his hand, his voice gradually went out, and Li Fan said again:

"Just mentioned Gao Yu, some netizens thought that the national football team always does not win, and the fundamental reason is that it is unreasonable to list Gao Yu as the ancestor of the national football team!

Why is it unreasonable? Who should be reasonable? Do you know the answer? Give you three seconds to think. ”

The audience couldn't think of it, but Li Fan quickly gave them the answer, "Cao Cao should be established!"

"Why?"

"Cao Cao doesn't play football either?"

"Why is Cao Cao the ancestor of the national football team?"

……

Li Fan: "Because the national football team and Cao Cao have something in common, that is: I would rather bear the people of the world, and Hugh will bear the people of the world to bear me!"

"Poof!"

"Teacher Li, haha, you are ruthless enough!"

"Makes sense!"

……

Li Fan glanced at the time, and it was time to end at this time. Because it is the last episode of the program, this episode has more content than each episode, which can be regarded as repaying the audience's support.

He said: "Huaguo men's football, the first two words insult the Guo family, the middle two words insult the gender, and the last two words insult the sport. Whenever I see them appear on the international stage, I don't feel a little pride, but inferiority and sadness.

However, during the World Cup, I would like to express my special thanks to the national football team!

On behalf of the country's major comedy teams, news media and other creators, I would like to bow deeply to the national football team, and deeply thank the national football team for its outstanding contributions to my country's performing arts and literary creation, thank you!!"

Li Fan bowed again, and the time stayed for a long time, as if the more solemn this bow, the stronger the sarcasm, and the more sarcastic!

For a full five seconds, Li Fan straightened his body again and said:

"This episode of the show ends here, some people may say, you criticize Chinese football so much because you have a grudge against them, right?

No, it's not that I have a grudge against them, it's that they have a grudge against all of us.

But now, we're going to say goodbye to our enemies, and it's time for the show to end. At the end of each episode, I sublimate the theme of this issue and give hope for the future, but today, I'm sorry, no.

"Li Fan Talk Show", with the end of this issue, our whole season of the show has officially ended, thank you for your support in the past three months, thank you!"

The audience was instantly dumbfounded.

It's over?

The whole season of the show is over?

I hadn't heard that this was the last installment before!

It's over after such a good show, but everyone hasn't seen enough of it!

This is the first time since the start of the broadcast of "Li Fan's Talk Show" that there has been zero applause from the audience after the recording of the program has been completed.

In the past, at the end of each episode of the show, the audience must have stood up and applauded like a tide, but tonight, all the audience sat in their seats in a daze, and did not react for a moment.

"Li Fan's Talk Show" announced the end without warning, which was too sudden for fans, especially for the audience at the scene.

Time seems to have condensed, the DJ did not push the music for the first time, the curtain of the stage still did not move, and the audience was still staring at the stage, watching alone, time, as if it was really condensed.

Only Li Fan on the stage, still like the end of each issue, quickly read the advertisement, and was ready to bow to the audience and leave.

Maybe two or three seconds, maybe a second, after the audience came to their senses, they instantly fell into the whirlpool of discussion.

"What did he just say?

"The ratings are so high, why do you want to end it?"

"What a sudden!"

"Such a good show, why do you broadcast it seasonally, it should be broadcast weekly!"

"That is, I strongly call on "Li Fan's Talk Show" to change from a quarterly broadcast to a weekly broadcast!"

"I can't get enough of it, dear Mr. Li!!"

……

"Li Fan, keep recording, don't end it!"

"Yes, there are so many things that you need to scold, such as trafficking and telecom fraud!"

……

Li Fan was stunned, in the eyes of the masses, he was a scolding person for a living?

The editor in the audience waved his hand to Li Fan, Li Fan looked at it, but saw that Director Ouyang Lin was about to take the stage with flowers, so he hurriedly greeted him.

Ouyang Lin was a little overweight, and the producer quietly helped him, but the producer now has a headache, should a certain amount of deletion be made in tonight's episode.

After all, it's too hard to complain!