Zhang Xiaofei went to the supermarket to get some ingredients and was ready to cook at noon, she just walked into the living room, and saw Li Fan's three students sitting on the sofa talking quietly.

There were some different kinds of fruits on the coffee table, which they must have brought with them.

Zhang Xiaofei said enthusiastically: "Yo, a few people are here, when did they arrive." ”

Cheng Xiaoman said: "Xiaofei, we've been here for half an hour, but we haven't seen the teacher's shadow yet." ”

"Oh, didn't you call him?"

"It's called,> Zhang Xiaofei looked at the time, "Teacher Li should be sleeping." ”

"Sleep, Mr. Li opened the door for us!"

"There's a visual system in the bedroom, and I guess I opened the door for you, and he turned around and fell asleep on the bed. ”

Fan Di was taken aback: "Won't it?"

"It's good to get used to it. You sit, I'll cook for you, and when lunch is ready, Mr. Li will get up. ”

"Xiaofei, I'll help you. Cheng Xiaoman got up and followed.

Zhang Xiaofei turned around and said, "Turn on the TV yourself, you're welcome." ”

Cheng Xiaoman and Zhang Xiaofei were busy in the kitchen, and Fan Di was chatting on the side, but he couldn't intervene. Duan Huanhuan was sitting on the sofa alone, and she suddenly felt bored.

The teacher doesn't let me read, so why do I have that extra time? I'm so bored! By the way, the teacher lets me watch a brain-dead drama.

Duan Huanhuan turned on the TV, broadcast the station casually, and killed time.

In the kitchen, Zhang Xiaofei whispered: "Huanhuan, this girl is so special, I accompanied her to the mall two days ago, and asked her if she had ever talked about her boyfriend, and she actually said why she wanted to talk about her boyfriend, which directly made me speechless." Why why, women have love desires and physiological impulses!"

Cheng Xiaoman teased: "She should have too little estrogen secretion." ”

Fan Di frowned: "Judging from the appearance, there should be a lot!"

Cheng Xiaoman smiled, "Yo, young man, the observation is very meticulous, then you go and use your hot enthusiasm to melt her cold heart." ”

Fan Di bared his teeth: "I have never been in love with a woman who has no experience in love, it's so tiring." ”

Between the conversations of several people, a few dishes were also fried, such as spicy shredded pork, scrambled eggs with leeks, shredded potatoes with peppers, home-cooked cold dishes, and a bag of peanuts, and a table of home-cooked dishes.

Zhang Xiaofei washed his hands, went upstairs and knocked on Li Fan's bedroom, "Brother Fan, it's time for lunch, your students are waiting in the living room, if you don't go down, the food will be gone." ”

Bang bang bang!

"Brother Fan?!"

There was a lazy echo from the bedroom: "Who...... Who's in the living room?"

"You student, did you forget the door you opened?"

"Ahh

Zhang Xiaofei pursed his lips and smiled, turned around and went downstairs.

About five or six minutes, when several people were chatting around the dining table, Li Fan walked down the stairs quickly, and opened his mouth to talk nonsense:

"Just when the inspiration came, I revised the work, if people are put into it, the time is really like a day, I thought it was only three or two minutes, but when I looked at the watch, a full 20 minutes passed, you said you, why don't you call me?"

"Teacher, I'll send you a >" Really?" Li Fan opened WeChat, Cheng Xiaoman's message was sent an hour ago, Li Fan grinned, "Ahem, come, eat!"

Everyone made a few jokes casually, and Li Fan said: "Let's talk about absurd literature." ”

"Teacher, wait a minute, I'll go get the pen!"

Duan Huan got up happily, and Fan Di and Cheng Xiaoman also put down their chopsticks.

"Don't, don't take notes. I'm going to talk to you about it today, from shallow to deep, let's take our time. Sit down, it's time to eat, it's time to chat. ”

Cheng Xiaoman said with a smile: "Teacher, if you teach like this, it is the most distinctive in our country, the table class." ”

"It's nothing, there is no place to impart knowledge, the form of the classroom is just to have a unified place and a unified time, to concentrate teaching. ”

When Li Fan said this, he remembered his teacher in junior high school, when the school had no fans, and the indoor heat was very hot in the summer, so the Chinese teacher led everyone to teach outside under the shade of a tree.

The breeze is gentle, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and under the dense weeping willows, the students sit cross-legged and read books in their hands.

At the time, I just thought it was fun, but now I think about it, it's really romantic!

It's just that there is no next time after such an outdoor class is only taken once, and it is said that the teacher was scolded by the principal.

Li Fan retracted his thoughts: "You give an example to illustrate what absurdity is. ”

Swish!

The three heads invariably turned to Duan Huanhuan.

Duan Huanhuan was stunned, "Why are you looking at me?"

Li Fan smiled, "I think they mean to let you say it first." ”

Duan Huanhuan "suddenly realized", "Oh! Okay then." ”

Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter at the table.

After everyone gave a few examples, Li Fan also shared a particularly absurd true story in his previous life, of course, he didn't mention the name of the protagonist, after all, he is not a person in this life.

Li Fan narrated:

There is a famous football star in Baxi who returned to Baxi in the summer offseason and drove his sports car for a ride, and his mobile phone rang, and it was a call from the host of a football radio broadcast that has been listened to by hundreds of millions of people, and the host asked him a few questions, and he said to let him park the car first and then answer.

When he parked the car and was about to answer the question, a gun was held to his head, and he hurriedly told the host to let him pay the money before answering the question. Tens of millions of people heard the live broadcast, but no one thought it was strange and no one called the police.

The crowd was stupid.

"Really?"

"Black humor, how is that possible?"

"That's the story, isn't it?"

……

Li Fan shook his head, "Really! A friend has lived there, and he said that he went to a friend's house, which was only a hundred meters away from his house, and if it was dark, he would call a taxi to send him back, otherwise he would be robbed."

Such things become commonplace, and it is a kind of ridiculous absurdity.

As another example, two-thirds of the people in India do not use toilets, and there are many people who stubbornly believe that building toilets at home is unclean and degrading to the teachings, and then they are convenient in the streets, woods, fields, etc.

……

This is a foreign matter, why not at home?

We have seen too many absurd things, the injured on the street no one dares to ask, either onlookers, or turn around and walk quickly, and the vehicles running over the car twice, three times...... Isn't that absurd?

What does this mean? The integrity system of our society has completely collapsed!"

Fan Di said: "Teacher, I understand that the so-called absurd literature is to record the absurdity in life and ruthlessly disclose social phenomena. ”

"No, we're not non-fiction, you'd be wrong to think so! Your homework today is to go home and write an absurd short story in your heart, less than 10,000 words. I don't tell you how to write it, you play it yourself. But there is one thing I would like to state first, absurdity is not non-fiction. ”

Li Fan's teaching is not indoctrination, but guidance and enlightenment. If the philosophical foundations, artistic characteristics, and expressions of absurdist are directly given to students, what is the difference between them and cramming education?

Moreover, the greatest charm of literature is to break through tradition, be eclectic, and put shackles on students in advance, which is not a good thing.

A few days later, three students came to the door again, bringing their respective works.

Li Fan sat on the sofa and watched carefully, "Huanhuan's "Cat" is a bit interesting, looking at people with cat's eyes, wittily revealing people's hypocrisy, but not down-to-earth. ”

"Not grounded?"

"Well, it's not grounded, your thing is not like what you come into contact with in your life, and the warmth and coldness of human feelings are extracted from works such as "Camel Villa", "Winter Solstice", "Whistling" and so on. ”

"That's right, teacher!" Duan Huanhuan was very surprised, "You have a hole in one eye, you are too powerful!"

"I let you perceive life, and the works that go deep into life can move people's hearts, but these are not the lives in our social background. Although your article is a little derailed from life and very immature, the direction is right. Observe life well, wait for your revised article, this is not in a hurry, and it is unrealistic for you to be immediately promoted by social perception. ”

Fan Di asked, "Teacher, how is mine?"

"Yours? You've been soaking too much, aren't you? You're not absurd literature, you're flirting with girls. ”

Burst!

The crowd burst into laughter.

……

Two weeks later.

The three students walked into the palace compound again.

"Have you figured out the characteristics of the teacher's so-called absurdist literature?"

"I pondered it myself, and according to our teacher's inspiration, I think that absurdist literature is to use the form of comedy and exaggeration to express serious tragic themes. ”

"No, you're too one-sided, I think the teacher's meaning is to break the traditional writing mode and use distorted techniques to reach a more essential truth. ”

……

A few people discussed, then walked to the door of Li Fan's villa, and after pressing the access control system, the door opened.

Cheng Xiaoman smiled: "Xiaofei, the teacher didn't get up again?"

"I got up and signed a contract with the publisher in the study. ”

Fan Di: "Contract?"

"Well, Mr. Li's latest masterpiece "Flying High" will be officially published in two months. ”

Duan Huanhuan said happily: "The teacher has released theoretical works again!"

"No, this time it's popular literature, which is what you're studying now, absurdist literature. ”

Not long after, Li Fan accompanied the president of the People's Publishing House down the stairs, and after being sent to the car, he turned back to the living room.

Fan Dixi said: "Congratulations to the teacher, and send a new book." Teacher, how much royalty do you receive from the People's Publishing House?"

“28%。 Li Fan said lightly.

Cheng Xiaoman said in disbelief: "28%? Oh my God! You've broken the record you hold again! With this royalty, the publishing house basically can't make any money." ”

Li Fan smiled, "I've been thinking recently, if your works reach a certain level, I can publish a collection for you, and I have thought of a name, it's called "The Absurdity of Jingda Weiming Lake"!"

"Teacher, to be exact, it should be called "The Absurdity in Teacher Li's Living Room"!"

"Teacher, I decided not to be a sister for the time being, and I will devote myself to studying our absurd literary genre. ”

Cheng Xiaoman joked: "Oh, didn't you work hard before you kid?"

"I've worked hard, I've worked hard, except for pickling girls, I'm all focused on our topic, teacher, I mean, I won't even look at girls for the next period of time. ”

Facing Fan Di's oath, Li Fan looked at Duan Huanhuan on the side, "That's him, but you have to look at the handsome guy more." ”

"Good teacher!" Duan Huanhuan said, looking at him, looking at him with a good look.

"Huanhuan, you're ridiculous again. ”

Duan Huanhuan smiled shyly, "I'll tease you!"

Everyone was shocked, Duan Huanhuan's temperament had changed somewhat.

Li Fan said: "I'm not joking with you, I'm going to give you a collection of works, but the royalty can't reach 28%, and 15% should be about the same." You have to work on it. ”

"Don't worry, teacher!"

Several students expressed their positions, and then pestered Li Fan to guide them in the article.