Looks like you're trying to catch me!

"Oh, wait, don't come!" I certainly won't sit still!" I said after I walked around the table.

"Young man, it is illegal to destroy the private property of other people's companies at will, I advise you to cooperate with our work honestly, otherwise we will take coercive measures!" The police officer who took the lead said politely when he saw me dodging.

"Damn......" I said depressedly, and at the same time, when I looked at the woman who led the police to arrest me, that is, the bullshit female president who fired me, and Liu Li, who followed the female president's ass like a dog, my eyes were naturally full of unhappiness!

So, after thinking for a few seconds, I walked out from behind the desk, after all, resisting a police officer is a crime, and I am not so stupid to resist law enforcement by destroying a dozen computers and make things bigger.

"Come with us. "When the police saw me coming out, they probably thought my attitude was okay, so they didn't feel so polite anymore.

"Let's go, who's afraid of whom?" After walking to the side of the female president and Liu Li, I said coldly, I just think it's a big deal to lose money, although hundreds of thousands is still a lot of money for me, but since I made it, I admit it, after all, I am a righteous gentleman, I will bear it to the end if I do it, so I don't know how to play yin behind my back like Liu Li's spicy chicken!

Soon, I closed the door and went to the police station with them, and then ......

I thought that this kind of thing was a big deal to lose money, but who knew that the female president didn't know which tendon was wrong, and she didn't agree to go private, so she had to take me to court......

"Let's go inside. "When the police saw that the female president had decided to sue me, they took me to the detention cell and let me in......

After "Damn ......" went in, I was really drunk, and I just thought it was over!

Then, seeing the police officer close the door and leave, my heart was also numb, thinking that if this Nima left a criminal record, how would Lao Tzu find a job in the future!

And......

If my parents found out about this, they would probably scold me to death, hey......

Thinking about it, I guess I was caught in a demonic obstacle, and the more I thought about it, the more I was afraid, the more worried I became, and even felt that I would be sentenced to prison and squatting for several years......

Coupled with the fact that the detention cell was empty and dimly lit, I was so frightened that I forgot the time, and it was not until the sun came in the early morning that I fell asleep......

"Chu Yexiang, Chu Yexiang!"

I don't know how long it took, but when I was sleeping in a daze, I was woken up by the voice of someone who didn't know what was calling me.

"Who?" I said depressedly, then looked out the door, thinking it was a police officer.

"It's me, Li Bai!" The voice came again, but I couldn't see where Li Bai was......

"Lord Shixian, where are you, why can't I see you?" I wondered.

"Of course I'm in the fairy world! Now I'm talking to you with a thousand miles of voice, where are you kid? Why don't you come back after you start work? Could it be that you don't want to do it?"

"Uh...... That's not true, it's just that I ran into some difficult troubles and was locked up......" I said embarrassed, I just felt that I was really ashamed......

"Who is so bold as to detain our Heavenly Court? You wait, I'll come to save you!" However, after Li Bai heard this, he said more sharply than I did, and I felt that my ears were about to be deafened after thousands of miles......

After that, I wanted to say something, but Li Bai didn't respond, and it seemed that the transmission of thousands of miles was disconnected.

"Uh......" Seeing this, I couldn't help but uh out, only to feel that things seemed to be getting bigger again, and even the fairy world was alarmed......

Speaking of which, I don't know what kind of method Li Bai will take to save me, if he breaks down the door and takes me away, it is better not to save it, after all, I am gone today, but Ming'er ...... I don't know I'm going to become a wanted criminal!

was so worried, as time passed, a guy who looked like Li Bai, with a ponytail and a suit, followed the police.

"Open the door. "After the guy who looks like Li Bai arrived, he didn't have a good air.

When the police officer saw this, he didn't know why, although he was a little unhappy on his face, he still did what the guy who looked like Li Bai said.

Smack.

As the door opened, the officer said coldly, "Let's go, you can go out." ”

"Nani, so you can go?" I said at all at the sight of this, completely confused.

"What, you want to stay a few more days?" the officer sneered.

"No, no, no, of course I'm leaving, but what the hell is going on? How can I go?" I asked again.

"Hmph, don't you know what you've done? Magic, isn't it? It's fun, isn't it? Do you know how much police power you've wasted by making such a big move......

"What do I mean by magic?" ......I wanted to ask, but the guy who looked like Li Bai turned me on an arm, and I was a little hurt when I turned my head, so I shut up.

Then, he pulled me out of the gate of the police station, and then he smiled and said, "Why are you so slow? You don't even recognize me, do you?"

"You...... You can't be Li Bai, right?" I said slowly......

"Of course it is, I'm really convinced of you......"

"I see, could it be that the police said that I was magical...... You made it up for me?" I asked, as I guessed something slowly.

"Of course, I first used mana to repair those broken computers, and then came to explain as a lawyer, saying that you just went to perform yesterday, and did not break any of the computers at all, and asked them to re-investigate, and after that, they found that the computers were indeed not broken, so they could only believe that the flying sword and the computer explosion were magic effects and let people go!" Li Bai said, and he didn't know how he did it in such a slim suit, anyway, he took out a wine bottle and started drinking......

"Uh...... It turned out to be this ...... That's right...... Many...... Thank you Lord Shixian for coming to the rescue, and the little brother will repay you as a cow and a horse. Saying that, I hurriedly learned from the ancients and bowed my hand, and admired Li Bainiubi......

"Alright, without further ado, it's time to get to work. Li Bai said, and after reciting a few silently, he asked the Taoist to pull the two of us back to the fairy realm out of thin air.

Afterwards......

I officially embarked on the road of no return as a cleaner in the heavenly court......

"Okay, the dregs are cleaned, you can start wiping the floor, remember, you must use force when wiping the floor, you must wipe it clean, and wipe the ground shiny, you know?" After coming to Taishang Laojun's Bajing Palace, I finally used the small cloth bag sent to me by Li Bai to suck it clean, and I don't know how many years I haven't cleaned the alchemy room, but Taishang Laojun told me like this, it seems that he wants to exhaust me!

However......

Although I was still a little dissatisfied in my heart, I could only promise, "Okay...... I got ......."

After all......

I don't dare to offend the gods!

Assi!

"The son can be taught, then you can wipe the floor well, if you wipe it clean enough, the deity will be greatly rewarded. "Taishang Laojun said, after seeing that I started to mop the floor as required, he went to alchemy by himself......

"Hu ......" used Li Bai to send me a fairy hemp to wipe the ground for a while, as a college student in the new era, I only feel that I have condescended, although I was just a wage earner when I was in the world, but it was so good...... I'm also a part-time worker sitting in the office! If you put some gold on your face, I say it's okay for me to be a white-collar worker, after all, I'm an IT man!

But now it's good......

Mop the floor!hehe......

It's really drunk......

"Little friend, what are you muttering there?" I don't know if I was complaining in my heart and spit out my voice, Taishang Laojun said so......

"No...... Ahaha...... I mean, the weather in the fairy world is so good!" I can only hide......

"Heh, of course the weather in the fairy world is good, it's always a bright spring, how about it, it's much stronger than you in the world, right?" Taishang Laojun really didn't hear that I was covering up, and said proudly to himself.

"That's that, that's. "Seeing that Taishang Laojun didn't hear that I was covering up, I was naturally relieved.

It's just that......

Just after I breathed a sigh of relief, Taishang Laojun frowned, and while refining the pill, he couldn't help but complain, "Hey, speaking of which, it seems that there has been no fresh blood input in the fairy world for thousands of years, so now, let alone an alchemy boy, even Li Bai has survived to the Xuan level and become a god, fortunately, you can be regarded as here now, if you don't come again, my health here is really going to worry me to death." ”

"Uh......" Hearing Taishang Laojun's words, I was a little embarrassed, I just felt that he said that if I don't come again, his hygiene here will worry him to death, so why won't he clean himself?

And......

Is there a newcomer in the fairy world and Li Bai has become a god at the Xuan level, what does this have to do with cleaning?

Could it be ......

Does being a god mean you don't have to clean?

Thinking about it, I couldn't help but ask, "What do you mean by Xuan-level gods?

"Of course, the fairy world has been divided into four levels since ancient times, and each level is divided into ten, in short, as long as it reaches the Xuan level, it is considered a god, according to the laws of the heavenly court, the god can have a mansion and enjoy the immortal blessings forever, in other words, the god is sitting and eating and drinking for nothing, and no one will care. Taishang Laojun explained......

"This ...... Well...... "I kind of get it......

Seemingly......

Why was it so messy before......

It is estimated that it is also because the latecomer Li Bai has become a god, which leads to the result that no one in the fairy world cleans up......

It's just that......

I still think that even if Li Bai reaches the Xuan level and doesn't do hygiene for Taishang Laojun, he can still choose to do it himself!

Nima has no one to clean up, and you don't clean it yourself, so are you just waiting for the new person from Heaven to clean it again?

You're so patient!

You're trying to trap me, aren't you?

I just don't think the other gods will be like this, right?

Think about it......

I can't help but think of all kinds of dirty mansions in my mind, uh, I just think I should quit...... Resigned?

But......

After thinking about it, I think that Li Bai can survive to the Xuan level and become a god and enjoy the blessings forever, so wouldn't I have a chance to survive it?

Although, it's really tiring to clean up or something, but I'm still struggling with being a fairy!

Not everyone in this world has the opportunity to become an immortal!

Hmph, hum, think about it, I just think that when I become a god, won't I be awesome!haha!

It's a big deal, and then I'll pit a new person to do it for me, won't it?

So, with the attitude of giving it a try, I asked, "What...... Taishang Laojun Great God, I want to ask how long it will take to get from my level to the Xuan level?"

"More than a thousand years. Taishang Laojun pinched his fingers and said......

"Poof......" I immediately squirted, and I just felt ......

It's too hard for Nima!

Who knows, Taishang Laojun saw me like this, but he hurriedly enlightened, "A thousand years is actually very short, look at Li Bai, didn't he just get out of the way? In addition, you are on an errand in the heavenly court, and you have face when you say it, don't you? And don't look at you as a cleaner, in fact, the garbage you clean up is all immortal products! For example, the medicine residue you just sucked away with a small cloth bag, that thing is taken to your mortal world, but it can cure all diseases! You said that in your spare time, or when you are not busy with work, wouldn't it be good to go back to the world to be a miracle doctor? And there are other immortals there are talismans, immortal fragments, and discarded magic weapons, in short, you don't lose money when you pick them up, and you don't need money!

"Oh, really?" Hearing Taishang Laojun's words, I looked at the small cloth bag with golden light in my eyes, and I only felt that I had medicine residue, and I was about to become a miracle doctor!

Whereas......

Taishang Laojun saw me like this, but for some reason, the corners of his mouth rose, and he smiled, "Of course it's true, in short, you can do it with peace of mind, and ensure that you can have your own mansion in the fairy world like Li Bai in the future!"

"Okay, okay! I'll do my best!" I immediately turned into a dogleg......

"Well, the son can be taught, that, you continue to wipe the floor, if you wipe it clean, I'll give you a myelin cleansing pill!"

"Thank you Daxian, I'll wipe it clean, hehe!"

It's night......

I was tired as a dog, but with the medullary cleansing pill rewarded by the Taishang Laojun, my heart was extremely excited, and I just took it when I returned to the residence in Li Bai's mansion.

It's just that......

Just when I flew to the Jiude Xingjun Mansion with my sword in my arms, I took the Cleansing Pill and was about to enter the house to take it......

Li Bai, who had been drinking and painting in the mansion, laughed out loud for some reason, and asked, "What you have in your hand is the Cleansing Pill, right?"

"Yes, how do you know?" Seeing Li Bai say that the pill in my hand was a myelin cleansing pill, I was naturally a little puzzled.

"Of course I know, because you...... I was deceived, hahahahaha......" Li Bai said when he saw that I was puzzled, and he laughed ...... It's even louder!