"I was deceived, what do you mean, Lord Shixian?" Seeing Li Bai laughing, I asked embarrassedly, I just think it's unlikely, after all...... Taishang Laojun is an immortal, what's the use of him deceiving me as a mortal?

"Hahahaha......" Li Bai was still laughing......

I'm drunk too......

After a long time, after Li Bai came to his senses, he took a sip before saying, "The newcomer is really a newcomer, exactly the same as I was back then, hahaha, interesting, interesting!"

"What, Lord Shixian, you should be clear, I don't know what you want to express at all......" Seeing Li Bai say to himself, I asked......

"The myelin-washing pill in your hand...... Hahahaha...... Let me laugh a little longer...... It's funny when you think about it, anyway, that marrow cleansing pill is just the lowest level of the elixir, you are exactly the same as me back then, and you actually wiped the floor for Lao Jun for such a low-level elixir, hahahahaha...... I'm really laughing to death......" Li Bai laughed as he spoke, laughing so much that tears were about to flow out......

"Uh...... It turns out that this is the lowest elixir...... But...... No matter how low-level this elixir is, it is still an elixir, and the name of the marrow cleansing pill is so dick, the effect should not be too bad, right? Even if it ...... Even if I only got such a low-level elixir after a whole day's hard work, it doesn't seem to be a big loss, after all, I can't earn half an elixir after working in the world for a lifetime, okay, Lord Shixian, don't laugh. Seeing Li Bai laughing like this, I can't figure out where his laughter is, and from his words, I can also hear that he also wiped the floor when he was a newcomer, in this case, isn't it the same as laughing at himself?

Of course, I don't dare to say what I think about later, but I think Li Bai's laughter seems to be a bit low......

However......

When Li Bai heard my words, he didn't stop laughing, but laughed......

"Is it so funny? Is this elixir not useful at all?" Seeing that Li Bai was still laughing, and laughing even louder, I couldn't help but start to doubt this elixir, thinking that this elixir is useless at all? Taishang Laojun completely played me like a monkey? Of course, I think so, also because only this kind of statement can make sense, otherwise Li Bai will laugh at a fart!

"It seems that you and I had the same idea back then, hehe, but as a senior, in order to let you take fewer detours, I still told you, in fact...... Hahaha......" Before Li Bai could say a few words after stopping, he didn't know which laughing point he had stumbled, and he actually laughed again......

"Actually, what? Lord Shixian, you said, if you continue to laugh like this, I will get drunk...... "Actually, I'm already drunk!"

"Uh, cough, cough......" Li Bai coughed, which can be regarded as stopping the laughter, and then stabilized his mood before he continued, "Actually...... Hahahaha...... In fact, you don't need Lao Jun to give you the pill at all, with your current mortal stage, you can eat the dregs discarded by his alchemy directly to the level of a yellow-level immortal, and there is no difference between eating this low-grade pill hahaha......"

"Nani?" Hearing Li Bai's words, I was a little confused, I just thought that this was the case? Could it be that the power of the medicine residue is so bullish?

"That's it, speaking of which, although this pill is indeed purer than the extraction of medicinal residues, and the effect is much more significant, it ...... You should know how much medicine residue there is on the ground, right?And among those medicine residues, there are also the waste residues of Lao Jun's refining of high-grade pills, so compared to the inexhaustible medicine residues, the elixir is not worth mentioning at all, okay, you eat this myelin cleansing pill, at most you can strengthen your body and improve your body to the stage of mortal qi refining, but if you eat up the residue of this cloth bag, hum, I dare to guarantee that you can directly ascend to the realm of at least a yellow-level eightfold immortal. Li Bai said with a smile, and then lifted the wine jug and drank it, even looking like a fairy wind bone.

"This ......" After listening to Li Bai's words, I have nothing to say, with the elixir that I am so excited to be a treasure......

It's far inferior to the scum on the ground, it's really drunk......

It seems that it is no wonder that Li Bai wants to laugh at me, because the insider looks at the doorway, and the layman looks at the excitement! After knowing the truth, I want to laugh at myself, I just think that I knew that this is the case, I just wiped the floor for Lao Jun to fool around, why wipe the ground so clean for an elixir that is not even as good as the dregs?

So, I no longer regard this elixir as a treasure, so I naturally ate it directly, and then, a warm current slammed left and right in my body, and my blood vessels also swelled up so that I instantly recovered my strength, and a new feeling inexplicably appeared!

"What does it feel like? The air currents around it, this ...... Could it be that I have exploded into the small universe and opened my sixth sense?" I couldn't help but say it, because I found that I can actually feel, oh no, to be precise, I should feel the existence of qi!

"What a small cosmic explosion, what a sixth sense...... What the hell are you talking about? Didn't I just say that if you eat this pill, you can directly enter the stage of mortal qi cultivation, so of course you can feel the qi when you enter this stage. "Li Bai couldn't understand the small cosmic explosion and the sixth sense......

But it doesn't matter if he doesn't understand, anyway, after listening to his explanation, I understand the reason why I can feel qi.

Of course, the qi I feel now is naturally not air, because ......

I was born to breathe air, okay!

So at this moment, the qi I am talking about is a kind of energy dissolved in the air, I couldn't feel it before, but now after I can feel it, I found that there is such a subtle energy in the world, and this energy is huge, far from imagining, as if it is like a never-ending spring breeze, and after touching the living beings, it will also moisturize things silently into the body of the living beings, just like me, whenever the qi flows from my side and touches me, I will feel it enter my body, so that the qi in my body is a little more!

"How about it, when you enter the Qi cultivation stage, do you feel that the world is far from being as simple as you think?" Li Bai asked after seeing that I was closing my eyes and feeling the qi, as if I had discovered that qi could nourish me.

"yes, I didn't expect there to be such subtle energy in the air, and I feel like I have this energy in myself, I really didn't know it before!" I replied.

"Of course, qi exists in everything, covering every inch of land between heaven and earth, and there is naturally qi in your body, but it is not enough to feel qi, because you can feel qi but you can't apply qi, and you can only know that the composition of the world is not just what modern science has elaborated, only when you learn to control qi and let qi work for you, you can completely open the door to a new world, understand how the fairy world works, and truly integrate into the fairy world!" Li Bai said.

"For my use?to understand how the fairy world works?...... Does everything in the Immortal Realm rely on Qi to sustain it?" I couldn't help but ask.

"Exactly, so, start practicing Qi well, Qi is the foundation of all things, as long as you master the skills of controlling Qi and using Qi, you will find that nothing in this world can stump you, and you will be able to officially become a member of the Immortal World!" Li Bai said......

"Yes...... But is the qi so bullish? I feel that it is just a kind of energy, you say that it can improve my physical strength, and even beat it out like a turtle school qigong, I can understand, but I really can't imagine what other use it can have......" I couldn't help but ask again......

"Take your time, I told you that you won't be able to understand it for a while, you take this book, and you can understand it by practicing it when you're fine. Li Bai said, and threw the booklet to me......

"What the hell is this to learn weather forecasting......, right?"

"Hey, the weather in the fairy world is not the weather you refer to in modern language, but the real weather, in short, you just look good, besides, you can arrange the time at night, I'll go back to the house first." Li Bai said and left.

And, looking at the back of Li Bai leaving, I wanted to stop him and continue to ask him questions, but I changed my mind by touching the small cloth bag, hehehe......

Reading?

Forget it, I've got a whole bag of dregs!

How easy is it for me to eat the dregs directly?

What else to learn?

Thinking about it, I also went back to the house, and opened the small cloth bag and grabbed the medicine residue and started eating!

"Woooooooooo......oo It's so bitter, Nima, the co-authored dregs are all traditional Chinese medicine?"

It's just that......

After eating a few bites, I felt bitter and uncomfortable in my mouth, I only felt that Li Bai was really a pit, he didn't tell me that the medicine residue was so unpalatable, and what was better than the elixir cow nose, Made, now that I think about it, I just think that if anyone can eat this bag of medicine residue, I can call him grandpa!

"What should I do? Could it be that these medicinal residues are just left and not eaten?" Looking at the bag full of medicinal residues, I couldn't eat it but I had to eat it, after all, if I ate it, I could improve my realm and directly upgrade to a yellow-level immortal, and then, uh...... It seems that you still have to continue to eat in the future, so that you can continue to improve, reach the Xuan level, become a god, win Bai Fumei, become the CEO, and reach the peak of your life......

It seems that I have to find a way to eat it, otherwise by wiping the ground for Lao Jun to earn the elixir, my specially brewed Year of the Monkey Ma Yue can become a god!

So, after thinking about it for a while, I flew to find the guide with my sword.

After all, I only have one acquaintance in the fairy world, and there is nothing else to drink in his house except wine, so when I go back to the world this time, I naturally want to buy some sweet drinks, otherwise how to take medicine!

Soon, as the guide cast a spell, I returned to the human world.

It's just that......

"Dwarf oil!I'll ......," I made a special brew, but he teleported and squatted on the ass......

"It hurts, it hurts, this guide person, why is it so bad every time he teleports, Nima teleported me so high, is he going to fall me to death?"

But who knew that when I was complaining, a group of people around me stared at me intently, as if it was because of my sudden appearance......

Scares them......

"Uh, you go on, you ......go on, you go on" Looking at the guys in front of me who were wearing white coats and masks for surgery, I was embarrassed, and at the same time, I couldn't help but complain again that the person who received the Tao teleported randomly, I just felt that I wanted to go home when I returned to the world!

Why do you keep teleporting me to irrelevant places?

Where's your professional ethic?

Can......

As I walked outside the operating room, I was complaining to myself, but a nurse shouted, "Oh no, the patient's heart has stopped!"

"Don't worry, do cardiac resuscitation first!" the doctor said......

"Okay, let's start charging, three, two, one, charging is done, it's time to go!" the nurse said as she operated.

"Okay, I'll do it!" the doctor took the handle and pressed it down.

It's a pity......

After coming several times in a row, the patient did not respond......

"Oh no, the patient is completely unresponsive, it looks like the operation failed!" the nurse couldn't help but say when she saw this.

"Damn!" the doctor was depressed, but ......

I don't know what he thinks, it's obvious that his own medical garbage caused the patient to hang up, but after taking a look at me, he hurriedly came up and grabbed me, and accused, "It's you! You kid must have come to make a ghost hiding in the operating room!

"Eh, don't talk nonsense, I didn't do anything!"

However......

When the doctor heard my words, he didn't mean to back down at all, but rolled his eyes, as if he had thought about something, he pulled me out of the operating room, and said in front of the family members outside, "Mrs. Chairman, it's not good! Chairman Zhang, his operation was going well, but this kid suddenly appeared and interrupted the operation, causing the operation to fail!"

"Eh, you doctor, how can you rely on me if you can't do it yourself?" "I'm not a backbiter! Besides, I really haven't done anything!

"Why do you say you're hiding in the operating room?" the doctor said loudly, grabbing me by the collar.

"I ...... I was just passing by...... "I'm really passing by!"

"Hmph, I think, you must have been sent by Chairman Zhang's rivals to harm him!"

"You fart, I don't know what you're talking about, Chairman Zhang, okay!" I explained.

"Really? Why don't I believe it?"

"Believe it or not, don't be foolish!" I said, feeling that if I stayed here, I would probably be completely relied upon by this bullshit doctor!

So I said, and grabbed his wrist, trying to rip off his hand that was holding my collar.

But who knows......

At this moment, the female president of my former company came from the corridor for some reason, and after that, she asked an old woman who had been watching me and the doctor pull on the side, and then came up and slapped me, and said sharply, "Why are you so vindictive! Won't I just fire you, but you won't use such cruel means to kill my father to retaliate against me!"

"What the hell...... What your dad and dad, I didn't do anything well! Please don't lie on my head!"

However......

I don't know if this female president is crazy, but after hearing my words, she beat me fiercely, just like I really killed his father, and the doctor on the side saw this, but showed an imperceptible evil smile!