Chapter 104: Go Home
Zhang Lang held a cigarette in his mouth, and walked all the way back to the villa. Although on the surface it seems to be somewhat cynical. But from his eyes that glowed with cold light from time to time, it could be seen that his mood was very fluctuating now.
That's right, Zhang Lang thinks of Cheng Zaitian now, he feels that he is still too naΓ―ve, the phrase "deep urban routines" is really not wrong, he really underestimated Cheng Zaitian's ruthlessness, he didn't expect Cheng Zaitian to fight for his position as mayor, and he didn't want to kill himself.
"Hey, I'm still too tender!" Zhang Lang sighed as he smoked a cigarette and scratched his long messy hair with his other hand.
Zhang Lang was thinking about Cheng Zaitian, while walking, unconsciously arrived at the door of the villa, looking at the house that had been separated from him for more than a week, Zhang Lang had to sigh that the world was changeable, and when he was about to take out the key to open the door of the villa and walk in, Zhang Lang suddenly thought of a very serious problem.
As soon as he disappeared, he disappeared for so many days, not to mention anything else, the little fart child must be worried and going crazy, how should he explain such a serious problem? You must know that the villa is not only the little Lori alone, but there are still a few shrewd women in the villa who are not good-looking!
Zhang Lang thought of this and began to push the door in a hurry, and the elder couldn't help but sit on the steps in front of the villa, and began to think about how to deal with the women in the villa, thinking about it, he began to talk to himself.
"There shouldn't be any problem with Liu Keer, the tigress, at most it's just a tantrum. There shouldn't be anything wrong with Ye Tingcheng's side, although Ye Tingcheng is a little silly and sweet, but it is also very troublesome to explain, after all, there is Zeng Ran's perverted logic next to him, Liu Miaoyin is estimated to be still on a business trip and has not come back, as for Lin Ruohan, cut ~ That iceberg girl, it is estimated that he will care about me if he gives him three hearts. β
Thinking about it, Zhang Lang seemed to suddenly think of something, his eyes lit up, and he slapped his forehead fiercely and said: "Look at my pig brain, it doesn't make sense, I can make up a reason to fool her!"
While thinking like this, Zhang Lang's thoughts became clearer and clearer, and the lies became more and more complete, and he unconsciously muttered the lie: "When the time comes, I will say this, I said that I went to the bar to drink that day." Then they would definitely ask me why I didn't come back because I had drunk, and I would say that I was so drunk that day that I didn't know what people had kidnapped me. Then they said who they were, and I said they were the human organ traffickers in the future. And then explain how I came out, perfect! This jargon is simply a perfect interpretation of my earth-shattering ghost IQ, and it is also a good addition of a little heroic element, which successfully shows that I am not humble, not arrogant, and indomitable man, and also appropriately adds a little heroic element, and successfully shows that I am not humble or arrogant, and I am not indomitable in man's nature. β
Zhang Lang thought of the excitement, and unconsciously lit a cigarette and took a beautiful puff. "That's right!" Zhang Lang took a deep breath and said this sentence as if to cheer himself up. Then I wanted to get up and open the door.
But before he could stand up, a joking voice came from behind him.
"What are you going to say here?"
Such a sentence directly shocked Zhang Lang so much that he was about to pee on the spot, and even the cigarette in his hand fell unconsciously.
Zhang Lang slowly turned his head like a robot to look at the picturesque and fiery royal sister behind him, and squeezed out a smile on his face that was more ugly than crying.
"But, but, Sister Ke'er, you, when did you come out? You can't hear it all, right?" Zhang Lang stammered.
Liu Ke'er showed a charming smile at Zhang Lang, and then said in a soft voice: "Oh, my good brother, what's wrong with you?" Hearing my sister's voice, I was so frightened that I dropped the cigarette, but your posture of dropping the cigarette and being stunned is really not humble or resistant, indomitable, and the true character of a man." β
As soon as Zhang Lang heard Liu Keer's words, the whole person thought about it, and at this time, he didn't know where he probably listened to all the words he had just said to himself.
Fuck me, I know that I can't talk to myself, and the villains on TV, none of them are all talking about their plans because of their own words, and they end up being cheating. Hey, it's really a matter of man, and it's up to God to make things happen. Zhang Lang thought indignantly in his heart, and he didn't open his mouth to defend Liu Ke'er, because he knew that Liu Ke'er was angry now, if he defended himself at this time, it was estimated that the old birthday star had hanged himself - he was too long.
"Zhang Lang, what are you doing standing there? Why don't you get in here quickly. Liu Ke'er's charming and gentle smiling face suddenly changed in the blink of an eye, and he began to yell at Zhang Lang angrily, Zhang Lang suddenly seemed to see two raging flames burning in Liu Keer's eyes.
There is no way, now that he has been caught lying by others, then he can only accept his fate, Zhang Lang hung his head and followed Liu Keer into the villa.
Zhang Lang walked into the villa, looked up, hehe, good guys! These girls are all there, I saw Zeng Ran sitting on the sofa expressionlessly, looking at Zhang Lang thoughtfully, not knowing what he was thinking. Ye Tingcheng and Lin Ruohan sat on the sofa and chatted with each other. Derpy sat on Lin Ruohan's lap. Lin Ruohan's hands were placed on the pouch's round little face, and he pinched it unconsciously.
Zhang Lang saw this picture, and a black line flowed out of his head in an instant. Do we dare to get together so much? You make it difficult for me to be a wood, and every time I borrow money from you, I have never seen you come so neatly.
"Well, everybody's all there, haha! What, you guys talk first, I'm broken, I want to eat a little bit, I'll go to the bathroom first." In the end, Zhang Lang really couldn't stand this embarrassment, and the serious atmosphere made thirty-six plans to go as a plan to escape, and under the embarrassment, he didn't even react to what he said wrong.
"You stop me!" Suddenly, Liu Ke'er roared and stopped Zhang Lang from hurrying to the bathroom.
In fact, it's also to blame Zhang Lang for being unlucky, what a smart person Xiao Loli suddenly found out that his dad was not seen for such a day, and he also had more or less some understanding of his dad's profession. So the whole person became worried.
She knew that Liu Ke'er Zeng Ran was hiding the fact that her father was missing from her, so she simply found a time when everyone was free, wanted to have a showdown with them, and then mobilized their strength to find Zhang Lang.
But when everyone got together, it was close to noon, Liu Keer and they were all shrewd women, and they all saw something from Xiao Lori's expression, but they really couldn't tell the fact that Zhang Lang was missing to hit her, so after being embarrassed for a while, Liu Keer offered to have lunch first, and then discuss things.
But I didn't expect Liu Keer to meet Zhang Lang walking towards the door of the villa as soon as she went out, thinking that because Zhang Lang was missing today, she didn't want to worry about it, Liu Keer wanted to play tricks on Zhang Lang, so she hid behind the door, wanting to scare Zhang Lang when he opened the door.
But who knew that Zhang Lang didn't open the door and came in. Instead, he sat down on the stairs at the door and began to talk to himself. Liu Keer couldn't help the curiosity in her heart, so she leaned on the door and began to eavesdrop.
But if you don't listen to it, it's good to hear that our sister Liu Yujie exploded directly, it turned out that when Liu Keer was lying on the door, she just heard Zhang Lang say that she was a tigress, and it was impossible for Liu Keer to know Zhang Lang that he was going to arrange it alone, so Liu Keer secretly dialed Zeng Ran's phone, and then told her to turn on her mobile phone to speakerphone, so the reason that Zhang Lang came up with that reflected his man's true character and the words of the previous villa girl all fell on their ears word for word.
In fact, it is also strange to say that Zhang Lang is unlucky, if it is placed in normal times, how can Zhang Lang's martial arts cultivation not find that there is still a person hiding behind the door, but after all, he has just recovered from a major injury, and he has broken through to the realm of the middle stage of the natural realm is not too stable, plus he is absent-mindedly thinking about how to explain his disappearance to the women of the villa. So under such a mistake, he didn't find Liu Keer, but let Liu Keer listen to all his plans word for word and spread them to the ears of the villa girls.
"Don't you have anything you want to explain?" To everyone's surprise, the first person to speak this time was Lin Ruohan, who usually showed a cold attitude towards everything.
Zhang Lang was about to speak, but suddenly, Ye Tingcheng also spoke, his clear eyes shot directly into Zhang Lang's eyes, and then said, "What we want to hear is the truth." β
"And what the hell are the names you call us. You have to be honest with me, too. Compared with Lin Ruohan's coldness, Ye Tingcheng's wind was light, and Liu Ke'er's words seemed extremely violent.
Zhang Lang hurriedly looked at the little Lori for help, but this time to his surprise, the little fart saw that he was in such a big predicament, and he didn't even want to help him.
"I advise you not to play any tricks. As you said earlier, my logic is not blown. At this time, Zeng Ran suddenly added a sentence, and directly sentenced Zhang Lang, who was still thinking about it, to death.
Zhang Lang was like this for a while, and the cold sweat all over his body came out wave after wave, saying that the potential of people under the huge crisis is unlimited.
After such a while, Zhang Lang's eyes rolled and he thought of a reason that was enough to convince everyone.