Chapter 105 Zhang Lang's stinky mouth
Zhang Lang thought of a way, hurriedly looked at Zeng Ran with a smile, and then thought about telling them the very touching story of the disappearance of the adult man who came up with the earth-shattering ghosts.
But before his ass was hot on the sofa, Liu Keer said coldly on the side: "Stand up, who told you to sit down, Zhang Lang, you have to figure it out now, you are now explaining the problem, and your attitude will be more serious for us!"
"No, Sister Ke'er, don't be like this, this matter, it's right, I can't tell it for a while, you can't let me stand and say it, right?" Zhang Lang looked at Liu Ke'er with a flattering face, how disgusting and disgusting that look was, and the girls in Ye Tingcheng on the side who were watching it were directly disgusted.
Even the person concerned, Liu Ke'er, was disgusted, waved his hand very impatiently, and said with a disgust in his tone: "Okay, okay, you quickly put away your disgusting expression, okay, I allow you to sit down, I want to see what you can make up." ”
As soon as Zhang Lang heard this, he hurriedly sat down on the snake with the stick, and said while sitting down: "Look at it, isn't this right, you let me sit down, I can't play it well, you listen to me make it up." As soon as Zhang Lang finished saying this, he knew that he was taken to the pit by Liu Ke'er and said the wrong thing, and when he saw the smiling eyes of the women, Zhang Lang broke out in a cold sweat for a moment.
"Haha, how can it be made up? Sister Ke'er, you are so bad, you brought people to the pit all of a sudden, I hate it~"
"Hey~ Zhang Lang, shut up for me, if you want to say it, you can say it quickly, if you use this tone to disgust people again, then don't come in for the rest of your life, die outside!" Zeng Ran heard Zhang Lang speak in that cheap tone, the first one couldn't stand it, and immediately spoke out and looked at Zhang Lang with a disgusted face and said.
Next to him, Ye Tingcheng and Liu Ke'er nodded with a deep understanding, if Zeng Ran's words made Zhang Lang suffer a hundred points of damage, Ye Tingcheng and Liu Ke'er's nods deepened this damage to a thousand points, then the next Lin Ruohan and the little fart child directly made Zhang Lang receive 10,000 points of critical damage.
I only heard the little fart child turn out Zeng Ran's words, and said: "Really, Daddy has been with you for so long, I never thought you could be so cheap." ”
Let Hou Lin Ruohan unexpectedly make up for it, and it was the kind that stabbed it very deeply, only to see that our ice beauty actually nodded rarely this time, and then coldly spit out two words "cheap".
Although there are only two words, it directly caused Zhang Lang to suffocate his internal injuries, and the damage brought by him was no less than that brought to him by a few women in front of him.
Zhang Lang's current mood is simply grass mud horse plus MMP, premature life, do we dare not do this, if I'm not mistaken, this seems to be my house, what is the matter with this sense of déjà vu that a few of you are the hostess, and you are going to be kicked out if you make an expression for Mao, but these are not the point, the point is to help the shrimp bear child, you must know that I am your father, okay? And what is the loneliness of being betrayed all of a sudden?
But in general, what made Zhang Lang feel fortunate was that after such a gag, they finally let Zhang Lang go and began to listen to the story made up by Zhang Lang quietly.
In fact, there is not much content, in general, after Zhang Lang came back from the hospital, he always felt that the group of people who kidnapped Ye Tingcheng would not give up, so he wanted to go out to investigate by himself, and then he was accidentally caught, and he ran out after wasting all his strength, of course, it was inevitable to praise his greatness, and then finally came a sentence "In short, it was because I kept thinking about you on the way to the negotiation that I ran out." Since then, he has been looking at the women affectionately.
Although he looked affectionate on the surface, Zhang Lang's heart was already rippling, wow, tremble, surrender, stupid women, how can you figure out the wisdom of Brother Lang? Look at your excited faces, kneel down, surrender to my wonderful lies!
Just when Zhang Lang was still constantly infinitely crooked, suddenly, a voice interrupted his infinitely arrogant mood. I only heard the voice say coldly, "I don't believe it!"
"What are you talking about?" Zhang Lang was directly stunned when he heard this voice, and his originally lowered head was raised in an instant, and he looked at Lin Ruohan who made a voice with a surprised expression.
"I said I didn't believe it. Lin Ruohan seemed to be afraid that Zhang Lang didn't hear it just now, so he turned his head directly and looked at Zhang Lang's surprised face seriously, and repeated the sentence just now, word by word.
"yes, I don't believe it either. Following Lin Ruohan's words, Zeng Ran also expressed his opinion.
"Why?" asked Zhang Lang strangely, until now he had not recovered from the sudden shock that the lie had been exposed.
But then, immediately after Zeng Ran and Lin Ruohan's words, Zhang Lang was directly beaten back to his original form, his head lowered, and his head was deeply rooted in his chest like an ostrich.
"Actually, what you said is perfect, perfect and flawless. But a lie made up is always a lie. Lin Ruo said coldly, and then continued: "Actually, the main thing I suspect about you is this lie, it's too perfect, and the perfection seems to have been woven in advance. And with that in addition to your usual thick black personality, I suspect that what you just said is not the truth at all. ”
Next, Zeng Ran took over Lin Ruohan's words, and continued: "Also, although the lies you made up are perfect, you have ignored one point, that is, your character. Those of us who have been with you for a few months, to say the least, believe that we also have a certain understanding of your character. We all know that you are definitely not the kind of person who will give up your own safety in order to protect the girl in the fallen city and try to find the truth. ”
"I actually am in your eyes~" Before Zhang Lang finished speaking, Zeng Ran raised his hand to stop Zhang Lang's next words, and then continued: "Of course, these are not enough for us to judge that you are lying, and finally let me be sure that the thing you are lying about is your attitude towards Lin Ruohan after questioning it." ”
After saying this, Lin Ruohan picked up Zeng Ran's words and continued: "Although I don't have Xiao Ran's strong logical ability and criminal investigation level, I am also used to seeing a lot of people and things in the mall, I know that if what a person says is questioned, then if that person is telling the truth, he will definitely refute it very fiercely, instead of making that surprised expression and voice like you just did at the first time." It was through your performance just now that Xiao Ran and I were sure that you were lying. ”
But do you know that it is not good for a woman to be too smart, especially if a beautiful woman is too smart, but it is not good for her body. Zhang Lang said viciously.
As soon as Zhang Lang's words fell, before Lin Ruohan and Zeng Ran could answer, Liu Ke'er on the side suddenly giggled.
"Sister Ke'er, what are you laughing at?" Ye Tingcheng sat next to Liu Ke'er, Liu Ke'er suddenly laughed nervously, which directly startled Ye Tingcheng, and after stabilizing his mind, he asked Liu Ke'er.
"I'm laughing, Zeng Ran and Sister Ruohan are just making too much of a fuss. Liu Ke'er stared at Zhang Lang with a pair of eyes and said.
"Why?" Ye Tingcheng continued to ask again, she felt that her brain was a little bad now, she usually boasted of being a talented woman of a generation, but now suddenly Ye Tingcheng found that compared with these sisters, whether it was her social experience, mental maturity, or the way she handled things, she was simply a scumbag.
For example, after Zhang Lao finished talking about the reason for his disappearance just now, Ye Tingcheng didn't analyze the key to it at all, so he directly chose to believe Zhang Lang, and was even made by Zhang Lang's affectionate eyes, but after listening to Lin Ruohan and Zeng Ran's analysis, she suddenly found out that this bastard had been lying to herself.
"Well, I didn't believe what he said in the first place. Liu Ke'er looked at the women looking at her casually, she smiled indifferently, and then continued to say mysteriously: "Actually, if it weren't for the process of overhearing his nonsense at the door just now. I would have chosen to believe him, but the strange thing was that I heard his pain and gibberish at the door. Although the content just now is completely different from what he said at the door, I believe that with the IQ of this bastard, it is entirely possible to make up such an earth-shattering story in such a short period of time. ”
Zhang Lang heard Liu Keer say this, the whole person instantly thought about it, he didn't expect that he worked so hard to make up a vivid story, before he had even won the lottery, Liu Keer directly sentenced him to death. As soon as he thought that he was playing around in front of Liu Keer like a monkey just now, Zhang Lang felt a pain in his eggs.
"Oh, Dad, your current performance in front of all my sisters is simply a very classic sentence. Little Lori shook her head and stood up at this time, and said such a brainless sentence, Zhang Lang and the other women knew that this little fart boy was about to start the magic knife mode again.
Although Zhang Lang made up his mind and ignored her no matter what she said, Ye Qingcheng didn't want Zhang Lang to get his wish, and the natural gossip fire between women also made them eager to know what sentence to use to describe the current Zhang Lang.
So he asked the question in his heart in unison.
Then I saw the little fart boy shaking his head and saying a classic golden sentence on the Internet: "As the saying goes, I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than trust Zhang Lang's stinky mouth." I think this situation is very much in line with the current Dabi. ”
Zhang Lang's face became darker and darker when he listened to the little child's words, and was about to pounce on the bear child to revive his father, when the mobile phone in his pocket rang pleasantly.