The more than 3,000 viewers at the scene have opened their eyes today, and everyone has never heard such a funny talk show speech.

In the auditorium, the applause was like a tidal wave, and the turbulence was agitated!

In this ingenious speech, the whole process was interrupted several times, and the audience laughed from beginning to end, and what should have ended in 20 minutes took 30 minutes.

Moreover, the timing of this "goodbye, haze!" speech is too coincidental, just in time for the terror of haze in Beijing and surrounding provinces in the past two days, and the haze for many days has made people miserable, especially in the past two days, the haze index suddenly exploded, reaching the historical peak of the same period, which made the Chinese people have serious worries about the living environment.

If you don't live in the capital, you won't be able to experience that heart-piercing pain.

Throughout this speech, there are any obvious offensive remarks, but from the beginning to the end of the laughing talk, you feel that there is wonderful sarcasm everywhere, and this is the ingenuity of the complaint. Moreover, these 30 minutes of complaining, that is called a vivid, happy!

"Whew! It's so funny, I haven't heard enough!"

"This is the best talk show speech I've ever heard, similar to the Spring Festival Gala sketch!"

"Heh, Spring Festival Gala sketches, I think this talk show is much stronger than the Spring Festival Gala sketches!"

"Ah, my cheeks still hurt now, this kid is so talented!"

……

At this time, as soon as Li Fan walked into the backstage, a group of people immediately surrounded him in the middle.

Sun Feifei's eyes were red, she grabbed Li Fan's arm, and asked in surprise: "Li Fan, I heard that you wrote this speech yourself?

Li Fan smiled: "That's all there is to it." ”

Yue Fei also smiled, showing kindness, "No wonder my children like you, it's great! You do have the ability to make people look at you, I thought you were just handsome, I watched a few shots of your show, I'll watch more when I have time when I go home." ”

"You're serious. ”

……

Li Fan kept circling in the fancy praise of a group of people.

Sister Miao smiled: "When I first saw this draft, I was already smiling, this talk show will definitely be popular!"

Li Fan: "Not really, right?"

"You're questioning the strength of 'Speech on the Stars.' ”

Li Fan shook his head and said, "I didn't mean that!"

"Haha, teasing you. The point is that your speech came at a good time, just in time for the great smog in the Beijing-Tianjin-Hehe area. ”

Next, many people in the background are asking the same question, that is, how did you Li Fan write so many jokes about the haze, and they are all wonderful, and they can be called the strongest jokers.

Oh, how did they know that Li Fan took out almost all the jokes complaining about the haze in the earth's time and space from the memory bank, and then selected the best of the best, and then connected them into lines, and made up nonsense, so this talk show speech was born.

Some of these jokes come from talk shows and cross talks, but more of them are hilarious jokes on the Internet. Blend all the essence into a half-hour speech and throw it to the audience of more than 3,000 people, how can the audience bear it?

If they keep laughing in their intestines, wouldn't it be a "great disrespect" to the major jokers of the earth's time and space?

A staff member said: "Li Fan, I've watched all your shows." You're quite normal in the show, I'm not saying that you're not normal today, it's just that usually when you are in the show, you give people the impression that you are elegant and indifferent, a young man, why did you suddenly change so much?"

Li Fan: "This ......"

"That's because you didn't contact him in private, he was just a tease in private. Sun Feifei suddenly exclaimed when she said this, "Bad food, bad food, how can I speak after you, my God." ”

At this time, the applause in the auditorium had already spread to the backstage, and Sun Feifei suddenly became nervous, but there was no way, knowing that her manuscript could not be compared with Li Fan, but she could only step onto the stage with anxiety.

"Hello everyone, Li Fan's talk show speech just now is very exciting, Zhuyu is on the side, I feel that I am filthy, I can't compare with others, if I don't say it well, please ...... Haihan"

Well, the diva first gave the audience a preventive shot, and then started her speech - "I'm really not a sexy actress".

……

After nearly 4 hours of speech, Li Fan, the most distinctive dinner table contact activity of the Chinese people, did not participate, and after saying goodbye to everyone, he directly found the three friends waiting for him at the school gate.

Putting on his hat and hanging up his mask, Li Fan walked out of the auditorium and met with a few people who had been waiting for a long time.

Yang Shuo patted Li Fan on the shoulder and said, "Dude, I have convinced you, really, the audience at the scene today is going crazy with laughter, you are really awesome!"

Peng Hui looked brainless with admiration, "Idol, you are so powerful! Sure enough, you are a great person in any field, and you kid is also a leader in the comedy world!"

These two people took turns to compliment, Li Fan's two eyebrows were dancing, he suddenly turned his head to look at Gu Yating, who had been silent, and said, "Little girl, I'm immune to the two of them, it's time for you to relay." ”

Gu Yating raised her head and glared at Li Fan, silent.

Yang Shuo said: "This sister laughed and cried when she listened to your speech, crying a lot, saying that her stomach hurts now." ”

Peng Hui added: "Not only does my stomach hurt, I estimate that my cheeks hurt, well, it reflects that my cheeks hurt now." ”

Gu Yating didn't answer yet, her eyes diverged, and she didn't know what was wrong with her.

Hey, this girl is actually distracting herself, she is afraid of recalling the haze just now, laughing once she recalls, and now she is pulling her cheeks, throat, and stomach ache when she says a word!

Li Fan said: "Let's go, go back to school." ”

A few people were walking, and Yang Shuo suddenly proposed: "Hey, let's buy some masks to sell, stop at the school gate, and make a lot of money!"

Peng Hui nodded again and again: "Good idea!"

Li Fan directly came down with a basin of cold water: "What do you earn? Who can see us selling masks!"

See Lee-style spit again!

"Hahaha...... Uh......" Gu Yating suddenly squatted on the ground holding her stomach, her eyes were closed, two lines of laughter and tears flowed out, and her throat couldn't make a sound.

Seeing this, Li Fan also squatted down, leaned over to her and said, "Oh, I forgot that your laughter is low, I'm telling you a few jokes at the bottom of the box, saying that in the past—"

Bang Bang Bang!

Gu Yating's slap slapped Li Fan's back suddenly, "You die!"

……

"Starry Sky Speech" was launched on the official website of Soyu at 9 a.m. the next day.

On this morning, the instructor was unable to arrive due to the weather, so the class was cancelled.

In Li Fan's bedroom, Yang Shuo held his laptop, swiped the web page over and over again, and muttered, "Why is it so slow, it's not online yet!" It's 9 o'clock." ”

The surroundings were full of students in the class, all wanting to see Li Fan's demeanor.

Everyone is full of emotion in their hearts, they are also the elites of various famous schools, and they are also fortunate to participate in the "Boya Cup", but there is indeed a gap between the elite and the elite!

Yang Shuo was bragging for Li Fan over and over again, saying how wonderful and hilarious the speech was, but if he didn't talk about the content, everyone scolded Yang Shuo for being Li Fan's "lackey"!

"Believe it or not, after the show airs in a while, someone will not laugh at me and recognize me as his grandfather!"

Someone kicked him, "Don't play word games, everyone is a liberal arts student!"

Yang Shuo refreshed the webpage again, and finally, "Star Speech" was officially launched. clicked on, Yang Shuo directly pulled the progress bar to the position of Li Fan's speech, and then, the students crowded in the dormitory immediately became a large "cute and stupid"!

Cachinnation!

Hold your stomach and laugh!

Roll in bed and laugh!

There was also a person who was brushing his teeth and swallowed the toothpaste in his stomach, laughing while nauseous.

Li Fan looked at them quietly, well, a sense of accomplishment!

The 30-minute speech was over quickly, and suddenly someone shouted:

"Li Fan, someone scolded you, saying that your talk show has no level and no content!"

Li Fan lay on the bed and said, "Let them be, be generous!"

"Li Fan, some people compare your speech with Ji Jing's, saying that you are just grandstanding, not deep at all, superficial, and meaningless. ”

Li Fan flipped through the magazine casually: "Let them be, be a man and listen to the criticism of others with an open mind!"

Everyone nodded, in the face of Internet violence, look at others, this magnanimity and this mind!

"Some people say that you look like that, always wearing a white shirt, like a sissy!"

Li Fanhuo got up and slammed down the magazine, ", which grandson said that?"

(PS: Just finished the word, looked at it, "My horse feeds the sheep" and rewarded 10,000 coins, flattered, thank you very much! ）89