On the stage, Li Fan is full of style.

"In the past two days, I have participated in the "Boya Cup" at Beijing University, and everyone knows the "Boya Cup", right?

"Huh-" The audience roared.

"There was a former 'comrade-in-arms' who came to see me by train, and it was Simon Yufeng of the Idiom Conference. At that time, he was bored in the car, and he called me every time he arrived at a stop, "I'm in Maoshan", I said okay, after a while, "I'm in Sijia Town", I said okay, our good food and good food are ready, just waiting for you to come, and after a while, I will call again," Li Fan squinted his eyes as if he was looking for something, "'I can't see anything in the pitch black here now?'" I said you get off the car, it's time to the capital!"

"Poof—"

"I'm laughing at me!"

"Senior black!"

"Nima, can you give Lao Tzu a chance to breathe?"

……

"We talked a lot about the past and about last year's 10-day trip to Europe. Our first stop at that time was Niwei, and I had been looking forward to it before we went, and I didn't know if it was as blue as the legend said, and I didn't know if it was the air that a foreign student said. When he arrived at Niwei, our Yang Wei Yang Dao was full of emotion, 'Ah, what a blue sky and white clouds!' He stood there, kept taking deep breaths, hissed, and then fell there!"

The audience's curiosity is resurged, why did they fall there?

"Everyone was frightened, I didn't know what to do, I said it's okay, there are drunk, he's drunk! It's so good, how can he breathe this! Everyone panicked, 'Don't mind, it's hard to come here, don't have another three long and two short, what should I do?' I said it's okay, it's okay, bury it!"

The audience looked at Li Fan with a smile.

Li Fan sighed and said, "Hey, I'll take care of the daughter-in-law in this family, what else should I do?" After the audience finished laughing, Li Fan immediately continued, "Friends said, 'That's not possible, human life is at stake to save him!' I said that it would be easy to save him, and drive the car over." After that, the tail of the car was pointed to his face, and the fire was lit up, and the ...... It's been ten minutes!" Li Fan imitated Yang Wei with an intoxicated expression, "Eh, I smell my hometown again!"

When an audience member heard this, his slap was about to be broken, and he shouted: "Wonderful!"

Another round of applause and applause followed, and Li Fan's talk show was interrupted again.

……

Soon, 20 minutes had passed since the entire talk show presentation. And Li Fan is becoming more and more handy, and this talk show has also reached the final stage.

"The haze is indeed a great inconvenience to our lives, the following is a live report on the Northeast haze on the occasion of a TV station last autumn and winter, please see VCR!"

Everyone looks in the direction of the screen, but there is nothing on the screen.

The technical departments were all blindfolded, and they immediately panicked, and there was no video of this interview about the Northeast Haze in the information Li Fan gave them.

At this time, I saw Li Fan running to the LED screen, being a reporter and a citizen, directing and acting in a live-action version of VCR!

Reporter: Auntie, what impact do you think the smog has brought to your life?

Citizen: You're blind, I'm your uncle!

Reporter: Hello uncle, what do you think about the smog in Northeast China?

Citizen: Can I speak Northeast dialect?

Reporter: Yes!

Citizen: Mom, since the beginning of heating, the people who should be buried in the storm can't see the teeth, and the Sabi expert has raised the Erzheng Wuwu Xuanxuan's indifferent work day by day, and the people who should be painted on the soul can't see the silver!

Reporter: Can you explain it in Mandarin?

Citizens: Harmony-harmony-democracy-Lord, charming Northeast.

At this time, all the audience was left with laughter, all forms of laughter, all kinds of expressions, and all kinds of actions to wipe tears.

Yang Shuo's face turned red with laughter, Gu Yating covered her stomach and lowered her head, she was already laughing so hard that she couldn't laugh out loud, and in the front row of the audience, the guests who were present today were all leaning forward and backward without a celebrity posture.

Sun Feifei, who was waiting backstage, applauded while watching, smiling like a peony swaying in the wind.

……

"Actually, smog also has the benefits of smog, it can effectively resolve disputes, have you ever thought about this? For example, northerners are impulsive and have a bad temper. ”

Li Fan began to give the following example:

Peacetime Northeast people fight:

"What are you looking at?"

"What are you doing?"

"Try one more!"

"Try it!"

Northeast people in the haze day:

"You're sei?"

"What do you call me sei?"

"I'm not convinced that you're coming!"

"Where are you staying?!"

……

This talk show speech finally came to an end, and Li Fan said: "At the end of the show, I want to write a lyric at this time!"

"Qinyuan Spring: Haze"

Scenery of the capital!

Thousands of miles of hazy, thousands of miles of dust,

Looking inside and outside the Third Ring Road, the fog is reckless,

Up and down the international trade, the haze is surging!

The car dances with a long snake, the smoke locks the runway, and wants to get on the sixth ring to race the car,

On a sunny day, clean the inside and outside of the body.

The air is so bad that it leads countless beauties to wear masks,

It's a pity to hide your face and put on white makeup! Only your eyes are exposed, and it's hard to judge coquettishness.

A generation of Tianjiao, the tower on the water, only to see the foundation without the waist.

Dust into the lungs, there are people who don't want to die, and they also do morning exercises!

……”

In the end, it is inevitable that it is still a routine of "laughing first and thinking later", Li Fan clicked on the remote control, and the documentary of "London Smog Incident" began to play on the big screen.

Li Fan took the opportunity to take a sip of water to moisten his throat.

On the big screen, a series of numbers are shocking:

"The London Smog Incident":

December 5 to December 8, 1952: 5,000 deaths in the city of London over the course of four days.

In the two months that followed, nearly 8,000 people died from respiratory illnesses as a result of the smog incident.

……

Back in the Victorian era, one in four deaths in the UK was linked to air pollution.

……

The documentary on the big screen makes people's hearts sink and shock. The black-and-white video of towering chimneys, billowing smoke, people walking fast, and London citizens lying in hospitals made the audience unable to laugh anymore.

After a short VCR stop, Li Fan began to conclude: "This is what my talk show speech is all about, okay, nothing content, it's just nonsense, this is a joke, it's also a complaint, there is nothing deep, you can even say that my talk show speech is vulgar, okay, it's okay!"

I don't have any solution to the smog, because I'm too humble, like a feather, and I can't be an ordinary person who has the strength and connections to investigate and interview like those famous journalists, let alone those important big people.

I can only tease and talk nonsense like everyone here, otherwise, what can we do?

However, I have a dream, and I believe you all have it, and that is the same dream that we have with each other:

We hope that one day, the elderly will be able to take a leisurely breath of fresh air outside;

We hope that in the future our children will not ask us, 'Mom and Dad, what is the sun like!';

We hope that the improvement of human living standards will be carried out under the blue sky and white clouds;

……

Personally, I hope that the tears that come out of everyone's laughter today will not be the sadness of facing worse weather tomorrow! Thank you, I'm Li Fan, and my talk show speech is over!"

Li Fan said that, straightened his face, bowed deeply to the audience, and walked backstage!

Wow –

Warm applause rang out in the auditorium!

A lot of people gave a standing ovation. 2510