Plucked garments?

Such a prodigal script can also be written by Wang Jing, and its actor, I am afraid that only this Charlie Cao can also play that temperament.

Lin Mu remembered this Charlie Cao, in his previous life, he was also a working boy, and later he couldn't do it in a meat factory, so he entered the film and television industry.

At its most glorious time, he should have played the villain's subordinates in "Police Story" 1 and 2, and performed the kind of cheap and underbeaten bad guy temperament very well, but unfortunately he became a storm and failed, because of this temperament, he was invited by a director to shoot a very popular Fengyue film "I'm Crazy for Qing", and as a result, he suddenly gained a firm foothold in Fengyue films. reduced the invitation to related Fengyue films, and also made a few normal movies to whitewash.

It's just that because his temperament is really unique, it is difficult to transform, so he has become a representative of the harbor city Fengyue film like Xu Jinjiang.

It is worth mentioning that Lin Mu once watched a "Bright Snake" he filmed, in which the scholar he played encountered two snake spirits in the wild, and the Taoist priest played by Ouyang Feng in the 83 version of the Condor Shooting, although the shooting was not outstanding, but the last two snake spirits said that their two brothers and sisters were waiting for him by the West Lake, which has a bit of "The Legend of the White Snake".

Speaking of which, because of the changes in the atmosphere of the film and television industry in recent years, those famous Harbour City filmmakers in their previous lives seem to be emerging and reproducing their previous lives.

Lin Mu didn't care too much about these things, and didn't talk about Charlie Cao's character in reality, just talking about movies, he really brought the word "scum" to life.

pretended to be drunk, sprayed soybean milk on Chunmei, routinely took a bath in her own home, secretly installed a camera to peek at it, and sprayed medicinal smoke from the bathtub, making Chunmei, who originally had a soft temperament, initiate spring for the first time.

It's a pity that Uncle Ying knew about his birthday, used Taoism to get everything, and let this thing reveal his true colors.

"Every time I soaked a girl, I plucked a hair from her, and finally knitted this black sweater......"

Such a bad line has made Lin Mu laugh so much, and this thing even took out his own inflatable and doll, only to see that the doll had a deformed big mouth, and the face shape was deeply sunk by something, which made people thunder.

Lin Mu laughed miserably, his cheeks hurt badly when he watched the movie, but he also had to serve Wang Jing, and eliminated the bad habit of "hype can make money", just like the film circle in Harbour City in the previous life, if you want to make money, you still have to look at the content, and not all rely on the appearance of the leading actor.

……

The next plot of the movie is that Billygo's villain kills all sides, because of the achievement of the Yin and Yang corpse, even Uncle Ying's Daomen spell is not too lethal, so he can only bet all his hopes on the virgins "Murong Fu" and Chunmei, who were also born in the "Ten Spirits".

Well, it takes two people to together......

It's a pity that the hero and heroine had a conflict before, and Murong Fu quarreled with her again, saying that the other party was not a place, and even Chunmei's mother "Zhu Qian" couldn't speak reasonably.

"Nine out of ten young chickens in this world will be eaten by chickens......"

These words made Lin Mu sweat coldly, and it seemed to be very reasonable......

The next plot is in the second half of the movie, and the nonsensical style is getting stronger and stronger.

Zhu Qian made another medicine in order to let her daughter Chunmei eat Murong Fu, but the effect of the medicine was too strong, and after her daughter drank two sips, she kissed her directly, and the effect of the medicine was also transmitted to her......

"The reason why my husband Lin Zhenying separated from me is because he has to cover the sky and don't let me cover the ......sky when he does it" Zhu Qian, who was wearing red pajamas, rode on Murong Fu like a mountain of meat, this kind of scene only made people hurt badly, and they didn't know what to say.

Are you when this is the end?

Shallow!

The yin and yang corpse played by Billy Zhou smelled the smell of spring sister on Charlie Cao, who was "plucked and dressed", so he turned into the face of a yin corpse and went to the hospital to hook up with Charlie Cao, saying that he wanted to check for gynecological diseases......

Her face suddenly turned to Billygo......

Think about it, the cold and fierce man in "Jingwu Hero" is like a flight attendant with his hair oiled, and at the same time he stands there with a petite figure and three balls, like a harbour lady on the catwalk......

And beside him, Charlie Cao, a lewd man, grabbed his chest, touching and sucking with a look of intoxication......

In this way, through the avatar PS, the huge contrast caused almost made Lin Mu mentally collapse.

"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, this "Male and Female Zombies" not only destroyed Uncle Ying's character design, but also ruined Billy's character design, Wang Jing ......"

Lin Mu really didn't know what to say, that huge sense of contrast, looking at Brother Billy twisting his hips and chest, he only felt that his whole body couldn't lift his strength, and his face hurt with a smile, but there was nothing he could do.

……

Murong Fu and Chun Mei stopped Brother Billy before, they were blown up by gas and broke their arms and legs, and they were lying on the bed in plaster, Uncle Ying put "General Order" on them to enhance the atmosphere, but the two wanted to get together, obviously very uncomfortable, one turned over, the girl fell to the side of the bed, lying on the ground, Murong Fu wanted to find her, and he also turned over and pressed on her body, with an excited face: "Oh, go in, go in......"

Chun Mei frowned: "It hurts, you ...... You're in the wrong place......"

Got it wrong......

Lin Mu suddenly felt that he had changed H, his thoughts were crooked, and he even thought of the fact that Peach Blossom came to the capital to find him, but he also "got the wrong place", and his heart couldn't help but feel hot......

On the other side, Billy and Jin Sha, one stretched out a huge light whip from below, and the other spit out a light whip from his mouth, smashing and stabbing horizontally, until the table shattered and the house shook, and the power was so powerful that Uncle Ying and Zhu Qian had to take off their shirts and only wear a red belly pocket to apply pressure to the bottom of the box, which also became the funny "black history" of Uncle Ying's life.

This "Male and Female Zombies", Lin Mu almost laughed stupidly B, Uncle Ying's red belly pocket, Brother Billy's "delicate body", "light whip", and Charlie Cao's obscenity all left an indelible impression on Lin Mu, such a comedic effect can be said to have reached the ultimate in this type of comedy.

If there is anything serious, it is that after Murong Fu and Chunmei intersected, they were each dressed in white, just like Athena and Cupid in Western mythology.

Especially Murong Fu's "Cupid" shape, chic and neat, with a long bow behind his back, heroic posture and clear temperament, which makes people shine.