When I opened the video disc, there was no video disc in it, just a movie ticket, and the poster of "Male and Female Zombies" printed on it was extremely detailed, but it was just ......

Lin Mu laughed out loud at a glance, Uncle Ying, do you want to be so funny!

I saw that on the well-made and incomparably clear movie ticket pattern, Uncle Ying and another female Taoist priest were naked and in a row, and the two of them were each wearing a big red belly!

That female Taoist priest, Lin Mu can recognize, is the same person as Tang Bohu's old lady "Zhu Qian" in "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" in his previous life.

THINK ABOUT IT, THE SERIOUS UNCLE YING, AND THE FAT "ZHU QIAN" WEARING A RED BELLY-POCKET, WHEN THEY PUT THE Taoist priest posss in a serious way, that kind of joy......

You can laugh just thinking about this scene, let alone seeing such a pattern with your own eyes?

Lin Mu suddenly became interested, and he couldn't help but have a feeling in his heart, he didn't interfere much in Uncle Ying's filming, according to experience, Uncle Ying's works should be the same as in his previous life, why hadn't he heard much about this movie in his previous life?

With great interest, Lin Mu tore open the movie ticket, and two options flashed in front of him.

"Option one: Cinema mode.

Option 2: Holographic Mode"

Both of these options are live-action entry into the world of holographic movies, but they are also very different.

In the theater mode, fans can only sit in the "audience seat" and be able to communicate with other fans, more like a sitcom that came out a few years ago, a group of people sit there, three or four meters in front, that is, the actors are playing there, and they can't leave the audience.

In the personal mode, it is much freer, and the individual directly enters the world of the film, watching the film up close as an outsider, and feeling the charm of the film in an all-round way without interfering with the content of the film.

This is just the beginning, it can be regarded as the first step of "holographic film", and when the technology matures, the following pictures can appear......

Sadako who crawled out of the TV was originally crawling to find the heroine, and a lustful male viewer thought that Sadako couldn't see or touch himself, so he stood in front of Sadako's face and pulled the tube, but under the subtle intelligent adjustment of the movie, Sadako opened his teeth and directly sterilized him......

……

Shaking such a terrible and obscene idea out of his mind, Lin Mu scolded his nonsense and chose the holographic mode.

The movie ticket flew into the air from his hand, and the exhibition became bigger and bigger, from the original piece of paper, to the sky, and he also entered the movie world of "Male and Female Zombies".

Here, it is a villa, Lin Mu stood in the courtyard, just got used to it, and he was driven by a force to fly to the room on the second floor, which is equivalent to the long shot deflection in traditional movies, which is also normal, there are often rapid transfers of scenes in movies, and fans can't be chased after the protagonist, right?

But......

"Ahh......h

"Hey, hmm, hmph......"

A strange scream of men and women came, only to see a pair of dog men and women in the room on the second floor, a pair of dog men and women are wild and uninhibited, and look at it, although the two are covered by clothes in key positions, but the battle is fierce, it is indeed extremely vigorous, and the girl screams loudly.

Moreover, the man among them turned out to be ......

Billy Zhou!

It was such a fierce bed battle at the beginning?

Lin Mu almost laughed out loud, which director and screenwriter is so free and easy?

The TV next to it was on, and it was talking about a murder.

"The male and female thieves killed men, women and young children in a residential house in Bangkok yesterday, and the two were said to be wearing head-lowering techniques, although the police denied such rumors......

In the surrounding space, too, under this background, the introduction of the film crew began to appear.

"Director: Yuan Xiangren.

Executive Producer: Luo Wei.

Screenwriter: Wang Jing

Yuan Xiangren is the beggar who sells the palm of the gods in "Kung Fu".

As for Wang Fatty?

Lin Mu immediately expressed his understanding, and Billy Zhou's uninhibited uninhibited at the beginning of "Male and Female Zombies" was also explained.

Billy Zhou is also an old drama bone in Harbour City, especially in various "midnight dramas", because of his hard and fierce figure, he is often the nightmare of those heroes and heroines who have nothing to do and like to snap, for example, in "Running on Flower Street", his performance is extremely eye-catching, this style has reached its peak in the previous life "Jingwu Heroes".

And now, he is just a "villain professional" who begs for a living in various midnight dramas.

Thinking about this, when Lin Mu saw the scene in front of him, he couldn't help laughing out loud: This is really Wang Fatzi's style!

In the plot, Uncle Ying and a group of policemen came to arrest the male and female thieves and were detected by him, and as a result, the dog man and woman made a counterattack that no one could imagine......

I saw that as soon as the two of them who were originally "puppy style" noticed it, the girl jumped into Billy Zhou's arms, her butt was against Billy's waist, and her legs were wrapped around Billy Zhou's legs.

Zhou Billy took advantage of the situation to clasp her waist and fixed the two of them, to use a figurative metaphor, it is this girl's lower body and Billy are entangled, and the upper body is like Zhou Billy's little Ding Ding enlarged at this time, looking at the foreign police with fierce eyes.

If it was just like this, it was nothing, although Lin Mu was puzzled, he didn't have any other laughs.

But I saw Zhou Billy in front of him flick his waist, and this "cute girl eagle" also threw his head in the direction of the window on the side along the way, "boom" and exploded, and I don't know what kind of spell these two people had, the whole window was like being bombed by RPG, and the fragments flew around!

"2333, Wang Jing! Your sister's labor and management will obey you!"

Lin Mu only laughed and trembled, this fat man of the harbor city seemed to have a lewd energy in his bones, from the beginning of the "Top Ten Manchu Qing Dynasty. The "Invincible Hot Wheels" in "Cool, Punishment", to the strange ideas of bed battles in various midnight dramas, and then to the current "Cute Sister Eagle", it can be said that it really takes the obscenity to the extreme, which makes Lin Mu sigh to himself.

The next plot is Uncle Ying's play time, the male and female thieves were easily killed by him, and they were full of righteousness, and Lin Mu was fascinated by it.

Even if I see Uncle Ying's Taoist outfit a lot, every time I see this yellow robe and Taoist crown, I still have a special feeling, which is completely different from the protagonist of other zombie movies.

……

After that, there were a few minutes of gentle plot that made Lin Mu relax, and he thought a lot in his heart.

"Male and Female Zombies" is not only the first part of the film in the real sense of the rabbit family in this world, but also the first holographic film, in this movie, Lin Mu tried, he will automatically be in the scene of the main plot, the range of activities is not small, if you want to see every hair on the girl's body up close, it is something that can be done, and the other party will not react to himself.

In front of such a movie, 3D is scum, I am afraid that the most high-end part of the future film market is holographic movies, and even if the ticket price is very high, every movie fan is willing to try to see.

Especially comedies, martial arts films, gunfight films, war films, horror films, H ......

The box office of these movies is almost all covered by holographic films, and the turmoil in the film market will be unexpectedly big, especially for Hollywood......

When Lin Mu was thinking about these things, there was a burst of evil and evil laughter in his ears.

In front of him, there is a magic altar that looks evil, a head lowering master with evil lines all over his body is casting spells there, in front of him is wearing the blood pool of Zhou Billy's two "corpses", and two disciples, a man and a woman, know from the previous plot that he is the master of Zhou Billy, the male and female thieves.

"Pour the JY of ninety-nine Y men into it with the sperm and blood of ninety-nine Y women!"

Lin Mu: "Poof!"

This terrible line almost made him cramp with laughter, looking at the film and television industry, I'm afraid he is the only one who can write such a funny script, right?

The two disciples were obedient, holding two bowls of white and red suspicious liquid, and poured them into the pool of blood.

"The yin and yang corpse is the ultimate dream of every head descender, the yin and yang corpse is also male and female, male and female, male and female, it is the most powerful monster in the world, swords, guns and halberds can't hurt it, it is not afraid of the sun and fire, the power is infinite, and it does not belong to the three realms of 'people, gods and ghosts', and even the gods and Buddhas have no effect on it. It feeds on people's brains, every time you absorb a person's brains, or with this person, you can get all his knowledge and skills, if I practice this yin and yang corpse, and can control him, then I am the most powerful person in the world!"

Lin Mu: "...... Coach, I want to learn this ......"

Listening to this master's words, in the ten days after the Yin and Yang corpse is practiced, if you eat a girl born in the "Ten Spirit Hours", the mana will be even more boundless, and in the future, "the nine heavens and ten earths, the gods and demons of the heavens will not be able to subdue it"......

It's just that the refining materials of the yin and yang corpses are extremely rare, and according to this master's words, it is only Zhou Billy's male and female thieves who meet this requirement.

The appearance of the yin and yang corpse is also extremely evil, the master first tricked the two apprentices behind to sacrifice, and let the yin and yang corpse eat the two of them, and then when the yin and yang corpse broke out of the cocoon, he saw the 'female thief' named "Jin Sha" kneeling there, Zhou Billy was nowhere to be seen, and when the master was muttering to himself in doubt, Jin Sha turned his head, and the hair on the back of his head was parted, showing the nonsensical image of Billy's long hair shawl.

Yin and Yang!

The plot has come to this point, everything is normal, except for that bad line, but it also sets off the yin and yang corpses to be extremely evil.

However, the next moment, because the Yin Yin corpse ate the brains of the two apprentices, and also got the idea of killing the teacher, it directly slaughtered the teacher, originally all this should be very gloomy and scary, but ......

Brother Billy, you stretched out a huge light whip from below and stabbed your master to death, what's the matter?!

Yes, a small tiny piece of blue light and shadow that is one or two meters long and the thickness of a bowl, is huge, trembling and trembling......

This is the weapon of the Yin and Yang corpse......

Billy Zhou's light whip stretched out from below, and Jin Sha's light whip came out of his mouth......

Such a madness, such a fresh weapon......

Lin Mu is no longer able to complain, obviously judging from the normal script, there are no deliberate laughs, but the changes in these details are many times more fun than those embarrassing dramas that desperately force people to laugh.

Touching his chin, Lin Mu also roughly understood why Wang Jing's works in the first and second half of his life were so different.

On the one hand, it is because after entering the new century, whether it is the mainland or Harbour City, movies pay attention to a "can't be too vulgar", just like these bad tastes in "Male and Female Zombies", naturally they can't appear, but these are the jokes that turn decay into magic, without these, everyone is not a child, looking at the pleasant goat-like "comedy", what is the point?

On the other hand, it is natural that the hearts of the people in the film and television industry are floating, small fresh meat and bad dramas are in charge, hype and operate, and make money, who is willing to make a thankless movie?

The last reason is helpless, the more this seemingly nonsensical joke, the more difficult it is to control, and those professional-level actors in the last century can easily get started and interpret this kind of joke.

But now those who are in the film and television industry, who can play a guy who can play Yang Guo as a monkey, can be regarded as good actors.

Those guys who shout "1234" when they say their lines and have an expression on the camera can be regarded as super popular stars and actors......

For such reasons, coupled with Wang Jing's concept of 'box office first' like his father, he can only fry cold rice and sell feelings to make money.

……

They have made money, but it is a pity for the fans, if they want to watch a good movie easily, it is as difficult as winning 5 million.

Thinking of this, Lin Mu couldn't help but shake his head, sighed, and continued to watch the movie.

In every zombie movie of Uncle Ying, including "Mr. Zombie", Uncle Ying is actually not the protagonist, but he acted too well and stole the limelight. The protagonist is a young man like "Qiusheng and Wencai", so in his previous life, "Wencai" did not receive the "Best Supporting Actor Award", because he felt that he was the protagonist.

The same is true for "Male and Female Zombies".

To Lin Mu's surprise, the actor this time is a police officer, and the actor is ...... Murong Fu?

Yes, Murong Fu in Huang Rihua's version of "Tianlong Babu" in the previous life!

It's just that in "Male and Female Zombies", "Murong Fu" is very young and jumps out, giving Lin Mu the feeling that he is like Stephen Chow in "Curry Pepper", taking a nonsensical route.

As soon as this product appeared, it was in the hospital, and Dan Dan accidentally shrank in and jumped for two hours before jumping out.

The one who treated him was Uncle Ying's daughter, the heroine who was born when she was ten spirits, because she often took medicine and made waves because of accidents in the play, so she was called "Spring Sister".

Chun Mei is very arrogant, and as soon as she appeared, she characterized the famous Nan Murong as a weak chicken: "Except for the need to cut your skin bag, there is no problem with your organs, unless it is a psychological problem, such as low self-esteem ......"

At this time, Chun Mei didn't know that it was the "weak chicken" in front of her, and in the next time, not only would she beg the other party to stab herself, but even her own ass was not spared......

Now, her mind is still tied to Charlie Cao, another scumbag doctor in her hospital, a ......

"Every time I get on a girl, I pluck a hair from her and finally knit it into a sweater" The scum of the god-level record......

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