is not as good as Wang Ba - this is the most poignant self-deprecation at the moment.

House prices are like strapless hoods – that's the best metaphor.

The laughter of the audience at the scene made Li Fan's slightly tense state relax instantly, and Li Fan officially entered the state.

Some experts say that housing prices are not expensive! He made a comparison, saying that the hood is much more expensive than the house.

The good xiong cover is 600 yuan, and the area is only 0.02 square meters. That is, one square meter of xiong cover is more than 30,000 yuan. According to the average price of commercial housing in second- and third-tier cities in the country is 10,000 yuan, Xiong cover is equivalent to three times the housing price.

However, if we consider that the service life of the XIONG cover is only one year, and the average life span of commercial housing is about 40 years, the actual price of the XIONG cover is equivalent to more than 100 times the house price.

It can be seen that the house price is not expensive......"

Indeed, some experts have posted this speechless comparison on Weibo, there are too many experts in China, the good and the bad are uneven, and there are many people who are indiscriminate.

Li Fan said: "There is also an expert who put forward a theory, the kite theory, do you know?"

Someone at the scene knew that someone shook their heads.

The so-called kite theory, this expert believes that housing prices are like flying kites, tight when high, and low when they are low, which is the current situation of housing prices. Li Fan rolled his eyes, "Bah, in what you say, who doesn't know this? Change the most superficial people who understand the truth or facts to a lofty name, and an economic theory will come out?"

Seeing the audience laughing lightly, Li Fan paused, thought deeply, and suddenly nodded, "Well, I should blame him, this is not an economic theory, he should be a sociological theory."

Because, housing prices are really like flying a kite, whether it is tight or tight, we can't reach it anyway. ”

The applause at the scene rose again, which is quite ironic.

"Let's look at a chart, this is the housing price trend chart of Beijing from 08 to 19 years, 11 years. ”

On the big screen, a chart of housing prices in Beijing appeared.

08, average price: 11000;

09, average price: 23800;

10 years, average price: 28000;

……

19 years, average price: 65000;

The skyrocketing housing prices, anyway, the people look at it once and again, and everyone can't help but feel a little angry and helpless at this time, especially the brothers who haven't bought a house.

This group of brothers wants to exclude the student party, because the student party is still in the ivory tower, has not yet been tormented by reality and housing prices, the problem of housing prices is far away from them, and they cannot personally understand the sorrow of young people waiting to marry and their parents, and they will be worried when they finish their studies.

Hey, no, ivory tower...... Well, the student party has a room too!

Li Fan pointed to the screen and said, "Have you seen it? Housing prices in Beijing have increased by as much as six times in 11 years, is the real estate industry crazy? Who gave them the courage to raise prices so wildly? Liang Jingjing?"

Wow!

The scene burst into laughter again and thunderous applause.

This joke was very well-known in the previous life, but in this world, although there is also the song "Courage", it was indeed sung by Liang Jingjing, and Li Fanhua used it.

The audience applauded and said:

"God turned around, he scolded real estate before, but he got Liang Jingjing out. ”

"Look at it, this joke must be widely spread!"

"It is estimated that Liang Jingjing is sneezing at home at this time, haha!"

……

This burden sounded, and Li Fan said again: "Please take a look at the next map, the distribution of housing prices in Beijing." ”

Li Fan continued: "Every year during the Chinese New Year, it is a time to show off my wealth, where I bought a house, what car I bought, etc., everyone compares with each other."

Of course, I'm also a layman, and I also like to brag and show off. But we are cultural people, and we can't be too direct, so I asked > I asked, did anyone hear the sound of firecrackers? Some people said they heard it, crackling, then they live in the same state.

Some people say that they can hear it faintly, so he lives near Jingshan.

And I said I didn't hear it at all, this year has passed, there is no New Year's flavor at all. ”

Li Fan pointed to Zhaoyang District, "I'm sorry, who let me live here!"

Hey......

Cheers on the spot!

Cheering is very common in cross talk and talk shows, not really derogatory, here it can be translated as: Look at your kid, hehe!

"Yes, my home is here, and I love buying a house.

My classmates have accused me, saying why don't you have the grace of a Beijing University student at all? The money you buy a house should be invested, financial management or something, and how much is there no technical content to buy a house?

I told them why I bought a house, and it was simple.

Because if I don't buy a house and keep my money in the bank, my money will be lent to someone else to buy a house by the bank, and finally I live in a house that someone else bought with my money, and people still collect my rent, and they also use my rent money to pay off the mortgage, and then people marry a wife and have children and laugh at me, am I stupid?

I've bought several properties, and my dad can't get enough of it lately, saying it's dangerous for you kid to do this!

What should I do if I collect a high property tax in the future? The high property tax is designed to treat people like you. ”

Many people are looking forward to the introduction of high property taxes, and everyone is looking forward to the severe crackdown on speculators, which is already the voice of many citizens.

Li Fan was stunned and smiled, "I said, it's okay." How much is the high property tax? 2% or 3%? Then the rent will go up by another 2,000 yuan!"

The audience felt a burst of sadness in the laughter, making a fuss, and in the end, the people at the bottom paid the bill, who let themselves have no right to speak?

Li Fan: "My dad said that you don't always buy a house, in the future, the house will be rotten, you save the money, manage the finances, and leave it to my eldest grandson!"

I said, "Isn't that different? I also gave this money to your grandson, and now there is a grandson who is more grandchildren than a real estate developer?"

The applause rang out in an instant!

"Okay, that's right!"

"Good scolding, wonderful scolding!"

"Their grandchildren!"

"Scolding is relieved!"

……

However, there were a few people at the scene who were not very happy, such as the real estate developer boss who spent 59,999 yuan to buy a ticket, and his face was extremely ugly at this time.

Others spend money to have fun, he spends money to listen to scolding, this money is spent......

Li Fan motioned for everyone to be quiet, and continued: "After buying a house, my mentality has changed, in the past, I looked forward to the house price falling every day, and it was good to collapse, but now I look at the house price trend chart every day, your sister, you are going to rise quickly!!"

This is the general mentality of all citizens, and everyone will smile.

Li Fan: "I saw that I bought a house in the capital, and he also came to the capital, saying that he must take root in the capital."

He said that with a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan, he wanted to buy a 100-square-meter house in the capital, is there any feasible way?

I didn't think it was a big problem, so I asked him to set a small goal first: let's live it for 500 years, for example!

My cousin worries about housing prices every day, and he can't afford to buy a house with his meager salary, so he thinks about it day and night, and one night he has a dream that he has picked up a magic lamp.

He wiped the lamp, and the lamp floated out, saying, 'I am the lamp god, and I can grant you a wish!'

My cousin was overjoyed and said excitedly, 'I want a house in the capital!!'

The lamp god convulsed, cried, and said, 'Your uncle, if I can give you a house, why should I live in the lamp?'"

"Poof!"

"Haha!"

"That's funny!"

……

Another burden sounded!

After speaking for more than 10 minutes, Li Fan took advantage of the audience's laughter, he took a sip of water, moistened his throat, and continued:

"My cousin didn't talk about buying a house for a while, I didn't understand a little, I asked him what's wrong, he said he was waiting for Double 11, Double 11 is 'Singles' Day', and it is a big shopping festival for major e-commerce, and it must be cheap to buy a house when the time comes!

Audience friends, right?"

Everyone shouted in unison: "Yes!"

"Yes, yes, depending on what you say, it seems that we can afford to buy a 5% discount on the house price!"

Ay!

Someone sighed.

"My cousin in order to buy a house, hard work, not in vain and night overtime, in the year he came to the capital, from the salesman to the team leader, from the group to the department manager, the salary is also increasing step by step, finally, the world will not live up to the hard work, with the financial support of his parents, he finally has the money to pay the down payment!"

The crowd laughed, this turn of ...... It turned out that it was funded by my parents, and I thought it was hard work on my own.

Li Yong laughed and nodded, "This sarcasm is so spicy! It makes people laugh and have tears!"

This joke is also a very popular joke in the previous life, and few people don't know it.

Li Fan: "If you have money, pick a house, find an intermediary, and look around." The agent said sir, you should hurry up and buy it, this house price is about to rise again!

My cousin didn't believe their nonsense, and then slowly picked it, and then picked it from here to here, and then from here to here......" (On the map of the capital on the big screen, the light point of Li Fan's laser pointer expanded all the way from the city center. ）

"Finally bought a house! A piece of heart disease has finally been removed, I went to my cousin's new house as a guest, and before I arrived at my cousin's house, the mobile phone text message rang: Welcome to Bac Ha Province Mobile!"

After the applause fell, Li Fan said: "My cousin said that over the years, many people have deceived him, but this time the agent did not lie to him, and told him that the house price is going to rise, and it is really rising! They are the most conscientious people."

My cousin's neighborhood is good, and there is an advertisement hanging upstairs, which reads: No house, no daughter-in-law!

At the end of the year, this real estate developer won the honor of 'Most Honest Real Estate Developer'!

Hmmm!"

Li Fan nodded affirmatively, and the laughter and applause at the scene became even stronger.

"When the house was bought, everything fell into place, and I married a daughter-in-law, my mother-in-law and father-in-law were very good to him, and I was pregnant, and I bought a car two days ago, and in the eyes of many people, my cousin has already achieved a little success.

Isn't that right?"

"Yes!"

"But the other day my cousin cried. I asked him what was wrong, my sister-in-law was not giving birth well?

He said it went well, and the mother and child were healthy.

Then this is tears of joy, why do you cry so grief-stricken. My cousin said he gave birth to twins.

This is a good thing, I hurriedly congratulated and prepared to send a red envelope.

My cousin said that he gave birth to a pair of sons......"

Li Fan sighed: "Hey! The problem of patriarchy, which cannot be solved for thousands of years, is now easily solved by real estate!"

Thank you Real Estate Company!"

Sister Jiang slapped her face, "Okay!" She looked at the time again, she had been talking for 30 minutes, and this episode of the show was 40 minutes, and it was almost over.

She was very satisfied with Li Fan's performance, dispelling her worries that Li Fan had no experience in talk shows, after all, Li Fan has been working hard in the TV industry for about three years, and with Li Fan's talent, Li Fan has little problem grasping the rhythm of talk shows.

After a few more minutes, Li Fan was ready to wrap up the show.

"Someone asked me, erudite Mr. Li—"

Hey!

The crowd roared.

Li Fan smiled: "Erudite Mr. Li, when will the house price be cheap, I told him that the house price will always be cheap yesterday!"

Someone asked me again, Mr. Li, what is the biggest risk of buying a house now?

Someone said again, Mr. Li, do you have any solution to curb the rise in housing prices?

Of course I have, otherwise why would I have this talk show?"

The audience looked at Li Fan in surprise and said in their hearts: Wow, it has to be Mr. Li who is amazing, a Chinese scholar, psychologist, and historian...... Today there is another title of economist!

Li Fan paused and said: "The Chinese nation is a wise nation, we invented the problem of staggered commuting to solve the problem of congestion, and the time difference between commuting and commuting is a good idea."

I think that in the future, we can also start the plan of buying houses at staggered peaks to solve the problem of high housing prices. ”

Everyone is puzzled, what is this plan?

Li Fan explained: "It is that some people buy a house in this life, and then let some people buy a house in the next life!"

Everyone laughed miserably, and it was another joke full of irony, you are a ......

"Now, at the end of the show, let's watch a video interview, please look at the big screen!"

The video was playing on the screen, and Li Fan looked at the time and grasped it just right.

He accidentally glanced at the audience, only to find that there were a few acquaintances sitting in the corner, who were from Shonan Satellite TV.

Oh, so they came to inspect in advance.