Shonan Satellite TV came to inspect in advance, which was more unexpected by Li Fan, but there was preliminary contact with them Shonan Satellite TV before, Shonan Satellite TV is very interested in this program, but the current program arrangement in the station is full, and they intend to arrange this program to be broadcast after the Spring Festival next year.

Of course, this is only the initial discussion when we meet. As for whether Shonan Satellite TV can get the copyright, this studio has not yet been determined, after all, there are nearly ten TV stations such as Jisen Satellite TV, Beijing Satellite TV, and Shanghai Satellite TV that have a strong interest in this program.

On the stage, on the big screen, there was a picture of a citizen interview, of course, this video was acted.

Reporter: "Excuse me, do you have any plans to buy a house in the near future?"

Passerby: "Why do you want to buy a house? After buying a house, only one place is mine, and without a house, the whole world is mine!"

(This man's eyes rolled, and he was quite heroic.) ）

……

Reporter: "Excuse me, do you and your lover plan to get married recently?"

"Yes!" the man looked at his girlfriend happily.

The girlfriend asked a little shyly, "When is that?"

"Wait a minute, wait for the house price to drop again. ”

Girlfriend's desperate face: "......"

……

Reporter: "If you win 5 million, how do you plan to spend it?"

Passers-by: "Pay off Zhaoyang's mortgage first!"

Reporter: "What about the rest?"

Passerby: "The rest will be returned slowly!"

Reporter: "......"

……

After the video was played, Li Fan said: "Look, this is the voice of the general public, no matter how much anger and complaints we have, but we basically must buy a house, which is determined by our national conditions and folk customs."

Although there are many aspects of the real estate industry that are unbearable for us, such as tofu slag projects, covering houses and reluctant to sell, deceiving owners, driving up house prices, and false publicity......

Although even if we have spent a lot of money to buy a house, we may still face various problems, such as water leaks, cracked walls, fine decoration traps, and so on.

But we also had to buy a house, a house with a bite to go.

At one point, I was in a state of grief and indignation, and a religious relative advised me that we should forgive the developers with compassion.

Forgive? No!

Forgive them is God's job, and our job is to send them to God!!"

Wow!

The applause at the scene reached a boiling point in an instant!

"Forgive them is God's job, our job is to send them to God, I'll go, this sentence is too cruel!"

"I want to send them to God too!haha!"

"I'm convinced, this paragraph will become a classic!"

"Domineering in anger, beautiful!!"

……

Amid warm applause, Li Fan continued: "At the end of the program, I sincerely want to say a word.

We must work hard, we must struggle, we must move forward bravely on the road of struggle, and we must have the belief of fighting a protracted war.

Everyone must know that life is like a super girl, and it is the pure masters who survive to the end!"

The audience will laugh heartily, this is good, Super Girl was also ridiculed, but it makes sense to "rush"!

Li Fan: "No matter how bad the situation is in the future, our dreams must be had, in case hell it happens!"

Thank you, this is the end of this episode, welcome to watch the next episode, keep your ticket stubs, see you next time!"

As soon as Li Fanfu bowed, the audience gave a standing ovation, like a tide of water, and a sea of oceans!

"Li Fan, awesome!"

"I can't hear enough, I'll come back next time!"

"It's fun to scold, scold him to death as a turtle grandson!"

"That's a few thousand dollars worth of tickets!"

The real estate boss wiped his tears silently, what is it worth?

……

Huang Tao, the program producer of Shonan Satellite TV, whispered to the people around him while applauding: "We are going to decide this show, at all costs!"

Xiao Zhao: "It's so exciting, the jokes are everywhere, the key is that I haven't heard of it!

Huang Tao nodded: "Especially the sentence 'Dreams are to be had, what if you see the hell?'"

"Brother Tao, I like the phrase 'Forgive them is God's job, our job is to send them to God!'"

"That's good!"

"My sentence is wonderful!"

"'Or the same sentence'Who gave you the courage, Liang Jingjing?' interesting!" An unknown audience member also interjected.

As the stage ended, the audience began to disperse one by one, and everyone was enthusiastically discussing tonight's show.

"This episode of the show is so enjoyable, I hate developers to death. ”

"It's good to be spicy, harsh, and spit out in humor!"

"I want to send them to God too!"

"You say, why is Li Fan so talented, how did this paragraph come up?"

"Don't forget, this one didn't take a light haze in the past!"

"Look at it, these paragraphs are going to be one of the best golden sentences of the year!"

One of the best golden sentences of the year? Please remove the "one"! It should be a collection of the best golden sentences of the year!

In past lives:

Life is like a super girl, and those who survive to the end are pure masters - this sentence is all the stalk of the grandfathers, who doesn't know?

I'm sorry, forgiving them is God's business, my job is to send them to God - who doesn't know this phrase all day over the networm?

Dreams are meant to be had, what if hell happens?

Who gave you the courage, Liang Jingjing?

Welcome to North River Mobile!

"After my own efforts, I finally inherited my father's property".

……

Which of these classic jokes from previous lives was not applauded when they first met? Which one is not familiar to everyone? Which one is not all the rage and widely recited?

These jokes are heard by everyone's ears, and they have been fully spread on the Internet, as long as it is a net worm, basically no one has not heard it.

However, there are no such jokes in this world!

In this world, these jokes have just been hot on the stage, and everyone has never heard of them before, so it's strange that the audience doesn't applaud.

After all, this is the crystallization of the wisdom and humor of the vast number of netizens in the previous life! How can the long-term crystallization of the humorous wisdom of more than 100 million people be underestimated?

What is an excellent joke? An excellent joke is a rare one!

For example, the Spring Festival Gala, the Spring Festival Gala is held every year, and a few golden sentences will be on fire every year. "Leadership, colon" in 1988, and "Sima Cylinder Smashed" in 1989...... 2000's "Little Sample, You Put on a Vest, I Don't Know You?" and so on.

The widely circulated golden sentences are extremely rare, and they can't be popular a few a year, and an excellent sketch can contribute a golden sentence to be considered a success, such as "Haiyan, you can grow a little longer!"

But Li Fan's talk show, countless classic jokes from his previous life that were highly liked and recognized by the people were collected together and organically combined, which naturally brought endless freshness and fun to the people of this world.

To tell the truth, if this talk show had been broadcast in a previous life, the audience would have hugged their heads and cried: Old stalk! No innovation! My grandfather was there when he was young! I want to refund the ticket!

However, the people here haven't seen these jokes, everyone raised their thumbs high at this time, and they knew that this person on the stage turned out to be a fucking crooked talent!

Of course, talk shows or sketches are stage arts, and stage performance talent determines the excitement of the work.

The same line has different effects depending on the level of the performer.

Just like the sketch lines, when it falls on paper, it is dry and unemotional, and a 10-point "laughing fruit" may only show 3 points. But if a comedian interprets it, he can show 10 points of 3 points of "laughter".

That's the gap.

As for Li Fan, although he has little experience in stage performances, he reads a lot of books, gives a lot of speeches, and participates in a lot of variety shows......

Does it have anything to do with stand-up comedy? It doesn't seem to have much to do with it.

There is no essential relationship for ordinary people, but for Li Fan!

Because, for the extremely talented kind of people, their ability to touch the class is extremely high, and they are better at learning from all kinds of similar things than ordinary people.

Therefore, Li Fan's first talk show performance can reach 9.5 points in terms of performance, and there is still room for improvement.

……

Li Fan got off the stage amid the cheers of the audience, and he high-fived the staff in turn.

"Li Fan, good job!"

"Teacher Li, perfect!"

"The first episode of the show is done, it's great!"

……

The camera of the Beijing Comprehensive Channel followed, and Li Yong said: "Congratulations to Mr. Li, the first episode of the program was a success." ”

Li Fan hurriedly said: "Thank you, thank you!"

"I laughed back and forth in the audience, especially the joke of the lamp god, a stroke of genius!"

Li Fan smiled: "It's nothing, let Brother Yong laugh." ”

"It's indeed 'laughing', haha!" Li Yong asked again, "Mr. Li, I have a special question I want to ask now, do you wait for you to rest and rest in the interview first, or—"

"Brother Yong, you say. ”

Li Yong: "My special question is, are you not afraid of offending people on such a spicy and satirical talk show?

Li Fan smiled: "I'm not a fortune teller in the square, I can't talk so much about what they like to hear!"

Burst!

Backstage laughter resumed, and applause applauded again.

Yes, another golden sentence.

Li Yong laughed, "You come here with your mouth open, your mouth is too sharp!" ()

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