Chapter 172: Misunderstanding
"The Strongest Brain", one of the ace variety shows in China, dominates the rivers and lakes with its uniqueness. It is the first large-scale science reality show in China, focusing on the dissemination of brain science knowledge and brain competition.
The first season was launched last year, and it became directly popular all over the country and became a well-deserved national variety show.
Li Fan suddenly received an invitation to this show, he was actually not too surprised, because countless netizens have discussed on the Internet that this variety show is a must-attend for Li Fan.
Because in the eyes of the public, with Li Fan's mind, it is estimated that he may encounter some opponents who can compete with him on "The Strongest Brain", after all, the characters in that show, the ability of some people cannot be measured by human thinking at all.
The second season of "The Strongest Brain" is in preparation, and Li Fan has no reason to refuse this invitation, and the only headache now is what project to challenge.
After putting down the phone, Li Fan chatted with Gu Yating about this matter, and Gu Yating said: "When you were in Niwei, didn't you never challenge mahjong? ”
Li Fan shook his head and said, "This is the same as the monkey's, it's boring." ”
"Didn't you think of a project to challenge the Rubik's Cube?"
Li Fan shook his head again: "It's boring." ”
……
Gu Yating came up with several ideas in a row, but they were all rejected by Li Fan as "boring".
"What's so interesting, the challenge of unbuttoning the back of your underwear is interesting?"
Li Fan nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, it's something like this, the audience loves to watch it!"
Gu Yating pouted.
Li Fan had enough time to conceive of his own challenge project, so he was not too anxious, and the two of them took a taxi directly through Zhehe Radio and Television.
"Laughter Club" is jointly created by the famous comedy team "Laughter Club" and Zhehe Satellite TV, and the head of the troupe is the famous comedian Du Li.
When Li Fan and Gu Yating were led to the rehearsal room by the staff, everyone stopped rehearsing and greeted the two of them with a smile.
"Hello Li Fan, welcome to our show. Du Li stretched out his hand and said.
"I have admired the name for a long time, and Brother Li's Spring Festival Gala sketch is very good-looking. Li Fan said with a smile.
"That's not as interesting as your haze joke, limited number stir-fry, haha, you can think of such a classic joke. ”
"It's still your sketch, uncle will help you if you don't help, this year's buzzword!"
The two of them exchanged pleasantries.
"Don't be polite two of you, Li Fan sit quickly, and Gu Yating will also sit. "There is humanity.
Gu Yating was slightly surprised, there were still people who knew her at the scene, as if some people were no strangers to her.
is also, the focus of a trump card variety show, who looks like a country and a city, it is estimated that it is difficult for everyone to forget it at a glance, and there are many people who have seen countless eyes, although a year has passed, Gu Yating has not changed a lot, but she is a little more mature than before.
The rehearsal did not continue, and everyone gathered around to briefly talk about some of the precautions when recording the show in the evening.
"Our show is improvisational comedy, where you play as you please. ”
Li Fan nodded, "Understood!"
"We have a lot of improvisational comedy routines, one ring after another, and even three or four buttons behind one button, if you see through it, you can reverse the routine. ”
"Oh?"
"I mean, in fact, this kind of improvised comedy, the guests' anti-routines to the program team are actually more selling. ”
"Oh!" Li Fan nodded slightly and said, "Then can I be ruthless?"
"Of course you can," said one comedian, "play whatever you want, our buddies will eat this bowl of rice, don't worry, we can hold it." ”
Li Fan let out an "oh" again, thinking that you guys are going to be miserable.
"The 'torture' of the guests in this show is the highlight, but on the contrary, the guests torture the program group to be more interesting. In short, you are free to play. Du Li said this, answered a phone call, and then frowned.
It turned out that something happened to another guest of the show temporarily, and he couldn't come, and the members of the group complained bitterly:
"Damn, why didn't you say it earlier?"
"Notify us when you're going to record, what's the cheat?"
"Get a firefighter. ”
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Those who do this line must have a certain number of contacts, however, there is a time problem that is very critical, and the artists who are temporarily looking for them need to be able to rush to Zhehe Satellite TV today or tomorrow at least, and the guests invited must have a certain degree of popularity, otherwise the show will not be interesting.
In this line, well-known people almost don't have much time, and they generally have to make an appointment in advance, and they can arrange it.
I found a few people in a row, but they all got stuck on time. Du Li was a little worried, he glanced at Li Fan, with an attitude of giving it a try, and asked, "Li Fan, Liu Shishi has a good relationship with you, can you help Brother Li invite her?"
Liu Shishi?
Liu Shishi didn't like to participate in variety shows, and participating in the poetry conference was still for Li Fan's sake, how big of a face did Li Fan have to ask people to help you?
Besides, this is a little difficult for Liu Shishi.
Li Fan shook his head: "Brother Li, Liu Shishi basically doesn't participate in variety shows, and I can't do anything about this." ”
Someone said: "By the way, Li Fan, does your sister have time?"
Li Fan had a question mark, "Who?"
"Your sister! No, your sister is too big to afford it. ”
Li Fan couldn't cry or laugh, knowing that they were referring to the queen of heaven Sun Feifei, "I really don't have much communication with Sun Feifei, and it spreads on the Internet." ”
When Li Fan said this, he remembered a person, just now Jia Yun called him to talk about "The Strongest Brain", and the two casually chatted about their recent life status.
Because she took over the work of the host of "The Strongest Brain", the show is currently in preparation, and she is rarely on vacation, and she is traveling to an ancient town in Zhejiang Province at this time, but there is a possibility of coming here.
"What do you think of Jia Yun?" Li Fan said.
"Yes, quite a suitable candidate, a famous program host, sharp teeth, and sharp thinking, but we have no intersection with her, can you help us invite it? ”
Li Fan said: "Don't talk to me about labor or anything, just talk to Jia Yun, I'll go out and hang up the phone and ask people if they have time." ”
The answer is expected, Jia Yun readily agreed, as long as the travel expenses were reimbursed.
Jia Yun agreed to come, mainly because everyone hadn't seen each other for a long, long time since they said goodbye last year, and Jia Yun also wanted to see what the two children were like.
Du Li became more enthusiastic about Li Fan, after all, he was relieved of his worries. His gaze quickly fell on Gu Yating, frowning, and narrowing his eyes slightly, as if he was thinking about something.
What are you doing? Gu Yating was a little looked down upon.
"Eh, Li Fan, this girl will borrow us for use and make a cameo appearance on the show!" Du Li said with wide eyes.
"I'm naturally fine here!" Li Fan patted his chest.
Gu Yating glared at Li Fan, "It's like you have the final say." ”
The crowd laughed.
Du Li said: "Girl, you see that you look so beautiful, you are here all the time, and you are also on the camera, and you abuse Li Fan in the show, are you usually very dissatisfied with this kid?"
"Yes!"
Du Li smiled: "Do you want to clean him up?"
"Yes!"
"We happen to have such a character here, and we have exactly one night, enough time for us to rehearse, and with your mental talent, there is no problem. ”
Gu Yating subconsciously glanced at Li Fan, Li Fan nodded, and joked: "Actually, you can try, you have come, the key is labor, and by the way, you can also reimburse you for this round-trip ticket money." ”
While everyone was laughing, Gu Yating readily agreed.
In the rehearsal room, there is naturally no "living space" for Li Fan, because this kind of program is an unscripted performance, and the guests have no script, which is to make the guests confused about the program, and all kinds of digging holes in order to create jokes, so the rehearsal is naturally highly confidential to Li Fan.
Wait, the girl is studying how to clean herself up inside, and she still has to hang out outside, and she even has a familiar face on the floors of the Zhehe Radio and Television Center with a face.
"Wow! Li Fan!"
"Look, isn't that Li Fan?"
……
"Why is Li Fan here?"
"A guest invited by a program on the satellite TV channel. ”
……
"Oh, by the way, tell us about the producers. ”
"Yes, we have a show, and we just need a cultural idol like Li Fan. ”
……
Li Fan was soon caught by Lu Production, and was caught in the office to talk about a new cultural program.
Li Fan's head is big, he really doesn't have time!
If you overdraft your time like this, then you simply don't go to school or study, and you can make money directly from variety shows, and you can rely on this for a year or two, and the money for a lifetime will come out properly.
But Li Fan didn't want to be so busy, so busy that he forgot who he was. It's okay to run a few shows and try to gain popularity, but you have to give yourself a little time to recharge your batteries.
After politely refusing, Lu Fang sighed: "Okay, to put it mildly, in Huaguo, I really can't find a unique young man like you, but I will always pay attention to you." ”
Li Fan walked out of Lu Production's office, stretched countless lazinesses, and walked back to the rehearsal room on the 9th floor again, knocking on the door, which was rehearsing nervously. So I had no choice but to walk into the lounge, lie on the sofa, casually took out a notebook from my bag, and looked at the program of "Chinese Poetry Conference" from the first issue, and looked through the programs I hadn't watched.
In the poetry conference, I have a very challenging problem for myself: that is, the knowledge reserve is too complicated, and when it comes to guessing poetry, it becomes my biggest problem, and if this problem is not solved, it is basically unrealistic to win the championship.
But what should I do?
Li Fan began to analyze the process of answering each question, as well as the way he guessed the words when he encountered this problem, in order to find a solution from it.
Time quickly came from afternoon to evening, Li Fan's stomach growled, so he put away the computer, went to the radio and television canteen to buy more than a dozen fast food, and then came to the rehearsal room, and said, "Comrades, it's time to eat." You want to abuse me, and I still serve you to eat, and there is such an unreasonable thing in the world. ”
Everyone laughed and came together.
"Eh, big brother, this is Gu Yating's. Li Fan pointed to a lunch box that had been taken away.
The man hurriedly handed it to Gu Yating, "Sorry, look at my cheap hand." ”
Everyone watched Gu Yating open the lunch box while distributing the lunch box, and as a result, the dishes inside were no different from everyone, and the amount was the same.
Gu Yating said: "Don't stare at it like this, I'm embarrassed to eat." ”
"Li Fan, aren't all the contents in this lunch box the same?"
Li Fan explained: "She doesn't eat coriander and ginger. ”
Everyone nodded, so sweet.
Gu Yating dug into the lunch box with chopsticks at random, and her cheeks were slightly crimson.
"There is also my classmate Niu Benben, he doesn't eat garlic, and Zhang Mengmeng doesn't eat lettuce and leeks...... Anyway, as long as you tell me, I usually don't forget it. Li Fan added.
This sentence is so redundant!
After the rehearsal, everyone dispersed.
"Li Fan, let's go back to our respective homes, your room is open in the Kyushu Star Hotel. ”
Kyushu Star Hotel is really good, quite classy, two people walked into the hall, came to the front desk, and took out their ID cards.
The front desk lady glanced at her ID card, and suddenly her mouth became "O" shaped, her two eyebrows flew up, and she looked up at Li Fan, who was staring at the mask and sunglasses, and said, "Li! Li!"
Li Fan hurriedly put his erected index finger to his lips, "Shhh
"Mr. Li, this is your room key. ”
"Oh," Li Fan took and asked, "what about hers?"
The front desk lady asked suspiciously, "You two don't live together?"
Li Fan and Gu Yating leaned forward with their bodies, speaking in unison, neatly, and even their facial expressions were exactly the same, and said, "Why do we live together?!"
The front desk lady was stunned for a moment, thinking why did she react so much?
"However, Zhehe TV opened a room for the two of you. ”
"Then open another one!" again in unison.
"Then Mr. Li and Miss Gu, I'll show you two, I'm sorry to ......"
As soon as they heard "I'm sorry", Li Fan and Gu Yating looked at each other and smiled bitterly, wouldn't it be the old routine in film and television dramas again, no room?
Li Fan interrupted the waiter at the front desk and said, "Don't tell me any bloody plots." ”
The front desk lady asked, "What kind of blood?" Mr. Li, the VIP rooms in our hotel are full, and now there are only standard rooms. ”
Li Fan and Gu Yating both breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this, and opened another room.
Going upstairs and getting out of the elevator, the two grabbed the VIP suite, pulled the hotel door and didn't let each other go, and made trouble.
"This is my room, I'm pretty I live!"
"Eh, I'll go! You're going to Zhehe with me, don't rob me. Li Fan made a gesture to push the door in.
Gu Yating guarded the door, her hands against Li Fan's chest, blocking his tall and thin body, "I'm beautiful, I'll live!"
At this moment, the next room suddenly sounded the notes of human reproduction, and the sound gradually became thicker.
"Well, you can live. ”
Li Fan shuddered, so embarrassed, left, and the door behind him quickly closed.
Li Fan returned to his room and lay down comfortably on the bed, this room was very quiet. Li Fan took out his notebook and continued to study the poetry conference, hoping to win the championship in one fell swoop when he recorded it next time.
About 30 minutes later, there was a knock on the door.
The door opens.
Gu Yating looked grinning, "Li Fan, I was joking with you before, how could I rob you of VIP, I was brought here by you, I have to have the heart to grab a room with you, so how am I Gu Yating?"
Li Fan sat down on the sofa, thinking that there must be too much combat power over there, and it will last.
"Change rooms, right? Rub your shoulders!" Li Fan said as he leaned back on the sofa.
Gu Yating put down her backpack and rubbed her shoulders obediently, her facial expression was very hideous, quite like a female devil.
"Hammer legs!" Li Fan straightened his two long legs and trembled.
After Gu Yating screamed a few bastards in her heart, she squatted down and gritted her back molars while beating her legs.
"Come, rub your feet!" Li Fan cocked his feet, and was enjoying it with his eyes closed, only to hear the sound of "bang!", and the pillow smashed on his body.
"Gave you face, didn't you, fuck off this girl!"
Gu Yating planted herself directly on the bed, covered it, and announced the occupation.
Li Fan grabbed the corner of the quilt and pulled it, Gu Yating saw that her physical strength was obviously at a disadvantage, so she rolled directly and wrapped the quilt around her body.
Li Fan rolled up his arms and sleeves, crossed his waist and said, "Hey, do you think I didn't recruit you?"
The big dark and transparent eyes blinked, and suddenly revealed a pitiful look, her long eyelashes trembled slightly, Gu Yating begged for mercy: "Li Fan, don't make trouble, I'm so tired, it's 12 o'clock, okay-"
A long note down, good!
Li Fan's bones were crispy, "Okay, you won." Call me if there's something to do. ”
Gu Yating nodded.
"Anyone you don't know knocks on the door, don't open it, tell me in advance, I'll come. ”
Gu Yating nodded again.
"Okay, that's it, good night. ”
"Good night. ”
As soon as Li Fan opened the door to leave, a familiar face came into view.
Jia Yun was shocked at this moment, she looked at Li Fan, then at the one on the bed, and then, a series of exclamations.
"Wow, wow, wow!"