Chapter 173: Routines and Anti-Routines

After a series of exclamations, Jia Yun put her hands in her hair, her face full of surprise.

The light in her eyes shone through her sunglasses, shimmering with excitement and excitement to peep into people's privacy.

"Wow, what's going on?"

The voice was high-pitched and penetrating, echoing through the long corridors in the middle of the night.

"Squeak!" a door opened not far away, revealing a curious face peeking out of it.

The assistant reminded in a low voice: "Sister Yun, come into the room." ”

The tenant over there scratched his head when he saw the two women walking into the room, why did the voice he had just spoken so familiar?

……

in the room.

Li Fan: "Sister Yun, things are not as you see, I ......"

After explaining for a long time, Sister Yun smiled and said meaningfully: "I understand!"

Gu Yating pointed to her clothes: "I'm wearing clothes." ”

Sister Yun blinked her eyes and said, "I understand!"

The two of them explained for a while, and Sister Yun said, "I also came here when I was young, I understand, I understand." ”

In short, the explanation was not clear, and in the end, it was simply not explained.

Jia Yun looked at the two children who were speechless, and was very happy in her heart, so she didn't joke with them anymore, and had a long talk with them.

This year's time has passed, Jia Yun has also changed a lot, and has made further progress in her career, last year with a number of high-quality programs, won the Golden Microphone Award, and established her status in the hosting industry in one fell swoop, and now it can be said that she is in the limelight.

Everyone talked eagerly for a long time, trivial matters of life, career development, etc., and talked about everything, until about 5 o'clock in the morning before they went back to their rooms to sleep.

It wasn't until noon that everyone got up and washed.

Everyone went to the very famous specialty restaurant to satisfy their taste buds, and then went to the world-famous West Lake Park to play and hang out.

In summer, the West Lake is picturesque, the visitors are weaving, several people are boating on the lake, and they are happy.

Li Fan rowed the wooden boat and said, "Let's sing." ”

So, a children's song floated on the rippling blue lake.

"Let's swing the sculls,

The boat pushes away the waves,

The sea reflects the beautiful white tower,

It is surrounded by green trees and red walls.

The boat floats gently in the water,

A cool wind was blowing in your face.

……”

At the end of the song, everyone laughed like a child.

Li Fan said: "I'm naΓ―ve to mix with you three ladies, I'll have an adult song." ”

"Ah...... Yes......

Yes...... Yes......

The beautiful scenery of the West Lake, March days,

Spring rain is like wine, willow is like smoke!

……”

What song?

Everyone looked at Li Fan in confusion, they really hadn't heard of this, because there was no such song in this time and space.

Li Fan has another song:

"Wait for a thousand years, wait for a while.

……

The water of West Lake, my tears.

……”

The third daughter is confused, what song?

Everyone, you and I have a song, and the mood is unbridled.

Li Fan simply stopped rowing, put down the oars, leaned back in the chair, closed his eyes to recuperate, and emptied his brain.

"A long daughter's love, boating in the lake pavilion, a few places of spring warmth, for the king to treat the boudoir ......"

This singing voice is very delicate and warm, and there is a little bit of a clear feeling, Li Fan doesn't understand music, but it feels very good.

He opened his eyes slightly and glanced at Jia Yun's assistant Xiaohui, Xiaohui's appearance was really mediocre, as flat as a pan, but this voice was really good.

"Sister Hui, why don't you sing with such a good voice?"

Xiaohui stopped singing and said: "The appearance is not good, and there is no characteristic, how can it be like you, all of them are dragons and phoenixes among people." Besides, there is no chance, no way. ”

Gu Yating said: "There are so many talent shows now, the voice is the strongest one, you can try it." ”

"What can I do if I try it? I may be amazed for a while, after the show is over, another ordinary person, who can get people's packaging and publicity, generally has a background and characteristics, we have no drama. The world is fair, it may give you a specialty, but it will deprive you of other qualifications. There are still too few people like you who are naturally superior. Xiaohui was full of emotion.

Jia Yun covered her cheeks with a sun hat, leaned lazily on the bamboo chair, and said: "People like Li Fan and Gu Yating, relying on this face alone will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of their lives, but they still have to work their own, such people are the most terrifying." ”

Li Fan glanced at her, thinking that you are not bad!

……

6 p.m.

When the group first arrived at the gate of the Radio and Television Center, Du Li personally greeted him, and he grabbed Jia Yun's hand and thanked him again and again.

"It's nothing, I also stopped by to see these two children, I haven't seen them for a long time, I miss them. ”

After the members of the Laughter Club shook hands with Jia Yun in turn, everyone came to the lounge, and after a brief chat, the work began.

Makeup, costume changes, everything is in order.

At this time, the setting up of the studio in the recording room has long been completed, and the new issue of "Laughter Club" is about to start.

Li Fan was in the waiting area of the stage, and he took a school uniform, knowing that this should be an improvisational comedy show with a youth theme.

"Li Fan, don't be nervous, relax, just play. ”

Li Fan asked: "You can reverse the routine, right?"

Comedian Xiao Zhang said: "Of course you can, improvised, what we want is this kind of performance of the guests." ”

"That's good. ”

Background.

Du Li, the screenwriter and a few comedians, as well as Jia Yun, everyone sat on the sofa, ready to watch this good show.

The studio is not large, with an audience of more than 300 people, almost all of whom are students.

There are also people who hold up light signs, what "Li Fan Li Fan, born extraordinary" and the like, and there are more fleshy ones, so I won't talk about them.

The girls were whispering.

"I'm here for Li Fan in this issue. ”

"My male god!"

"Why is my heart hot, I feel like I'm about to fall in love. ”

……

The boys naturally reacted differently from the girls, the boys had a sense of admiration, and they had a goal in their hearts, that is, they wanted to be like Li Fan, proficient in poetry and songs, and handsome and coquettish.

The director held a walkie-talkie: "Attention departments, 3, 2, 1! ”

Recording officially begins.

"Li Fan, relax. ”

"Okay!" Li Fan nodded, raised his feet directly, and walked onto the stage from the waiting area.

As soon as he showed his head, the audience cheered.

"Li Fan, Li Fan. ”

"So handsome!"

……

Background.

The screenwriter said: "Look at people's popularity, it's really enviable." ”

Du Li said: "Well, Li Fan's influence in the student group is really beyond our imagination." ”

A smile appeared on Jia Yun's cheeks, and she said in her heart: Of course!

on stage.

After Li Fan took the stage, he waved his hand to the audience, and was about to say hello to the audience, when Gu Yating suddenly opened the door and walked out, and scolded loudly: "Li Fan, why did you come?"

Mom, this girl is quite into the play!

Dressed in a student uniform, with a ponytail and a schoolbag, she was frowning and complaining to Li Fan at this time.

Li Fan hurriedly glanced at the surrounding environment: directly in front of him was a props room, in which a sofa, a table and two microphones could be seen, and there was music in it, not loud. There are several shelves on his left hand side, where people dressed as waiters stand.

I guess this is a KTV?

Li Fan hurriedly said: "Isn't this a traffic jam? ”

Gu Yating: "Traffic jam? Your house is in the community behind the KTV, what kind of traffic jam, running go-karts?"

Burst!

Li Fan smiled and stepped on the thunder!

The backstage screenwriters and comedians all laughed, because this was Gu Yating's temporary reaction.

Gu Yating raised her chin and asked, "Why are you asking me to come?"

Li Fan's eyebrows fluttered and said, "What are you doing? I'll tell you later, why don't we sing first?"

"No, I just want to hear it now. ”

"Let's sing first!" Li Fan pulled Gu Yating into the "private room", and then, confused.

The interior is all in front of you, and on the other side there are several coin-operated game machines, where several people are playing games.

Li Fan was immediately stunned in place, and suddenly felt that the sky was thundering on his head, what a routine! This routine is like a grandson, it looks like a KTV from the outside, but it turns out that it is a game hall inside, and you are stunned.

The audience laughed, and they loved to see the state of the guests when they were confused.

"Sing, sing!" Gu Yating encouraged.

Li Fan picked up the prop microphone on the table and said, "You guys are really good!"

Gu Yating sat on the sofa and frowned, "Li Fan, what do you say about the two of us to let the family know?"

Li Fan's eyes rolled, trap! It must be a trap! It can't be a love theme.

Of course, this is a trap, as long as Li Fan says "love words", then Gu Yating can directly scold, like "How can you have such despicable thoughts about me", "People are just children", "Dirty, dirty and shameless" and so on. The emotions of these words have been brewing in this girl's stomach all night, and she woke up laughing when she slept.

As a result, Li Fan didn't take the trap this time, he replied: "What is the matter? Give the teacher a nickname?"

"Not really!"

"You failed multiple exams?"

"Not really!"

"Oh, your adopted stray cat!"

Gu Yating's lips twitched, and she was wrong.

The backstage also exclaimed, "What the hell is going on?"

Gu Yating said: "It's that catβ€”"

The corners of Li Fan's mouth bloomed with a smile at this moment, the blind cat met the dead mouse, no, it was the dead mouse that met the blind cat, and it was not right, my handsome Li met the blind cat!

Li Fan directly interrupted Gu Yating and said, "I asked you to come here today to talk to you about this stray cat." ”

As soon as these words came out, there was applause in the background.

Du Li: "The response is really quick. ”

Screenwriter: "It's round, it's fast." ”

Jia Yun pouted, where is this?

At this time, a waiter walked in with a large plate and said to Li Fan: "Hello, this is what you ordered." ”

When the waiter came out, Gu Yating picked up a bag of shrimp crackers, and said while tearing open the bag: "How expensive are the things hereβ€”β€”"

Li Fan snatched it over: "Expensive is expensive, but what does it have to do with you no matter how expensive it is? Your stomach has not been good these days, and the doctor has instructed you not to eat indiscriminately." ”

After he finished speaking, he threw the shrimp sticks into his mouth one by one alone, biting them squeaked, and flew at Gu Yating.

Gu Yating looked at Li Fan's triumphant appearance, and she was angry.

Backstage, the screenwriter exclaimed: "It's over, this pit has been crossed over again." ”

A comedian said: "This opponent is difficult. ”

……

The plot proceeded for another moment, and just as the two were discussing how to solve the problem of stray cats, the box door was pushed open.

There were four people walking into the room, two men and two women.

Comedian Lao Lu pointed at Li Fan, trembling with anger, and said in extreme disappointment: "Li Fan, how can you come to this kind of place, how did I educate you when I was a child, study hard and make progress every day, but look at you now...... Do you know it's wrong?"

Li Fan blurted out, "Dad, I know it's wrong." ”

Lao Lu glared and said, "Who is your father?"

Xiao Hou, a comedian who had been standing aside silently, stepped forward at this time: "Li Fan, I'm your father!"

Hahaha!

Li Fan burst out laughing, laughed backstage, and all the audience at the scene laughed.

Li Fan took every precaution, but he didn't expect to fall into the pit without paying attention.

Old Lula walked over to Gu Yating and said, "Girl, how can you mix with him......

Xiao Hou also began to reprimand Li Fan, "Li Fan, do you always come to the game hall!"

Li Fan was categorical, "Yes, always come!"

All the actors present were stunned, parents asked this kind of thing, the children would not answer like this, it must be negative. But Li Fan directly blocked the following plot with one sentence.

Gu Yating reacted quickly, and she hurriedly "persuaded": "Li Fan, don't be angry with your uncle and aunt, you are here for the first time, and you don't usually come, and the whole class knows it." ”

Xiao Hou continued: "Again, do you always come?"

Routines and anti-routines must be carried out in a reasonable context, and they cannot be blunt, so Li Fan said: "Parents, it's my first time." ”

The actors thought to themselves that the plot could go smoothly.

Li Fan's "mother" Jiang Hong forced to ask: "Give you another chance, to be honest." ”

Li Fan blinked, "Isn't it time to be a witness at this time?"

The obese girl in school uniform who was waiting at the scene wiped her sweat, and now she can't be a witness?

……

Halfway through the show, there were countless backstage praises.

"Most of our routines have been seen through by him, so clever. ”

The screenwriter slapped the script in his hand on the table, "It's better not to write this script." ”

"The head melon seeds are really rushing!"

……

The plot of the show continues, and the two sides are tugging at each other, fighting wits and courage, in various routines and anti-routines.

In the end, the parents of both sides and Gu Yating stepped down.

A few people went backstage to wipe their sweat.

"This Li Fan is too clever to be tricked. ”

"Sometimes I thought he was trapped, but he ended up trapping us inside. ”

"If there are all such guests during the period, then we will be miserable, and many episodes of abusing Li Fan have been seen through by Li Fan. ”

"We're still being played around by him!"

……

On stage, the last plot.

The fat girl said: "Li Fan, in fact, I have always liked you, I told your parents about you skipping class and coming to the game hall just to prevent you from being together." ”

Li Fan shook his head: "It's poisonous!"

The obese girl grabbed Li Fan and suddenly coquettishly said, "I want to kiss." ”

"Huh?" Li Fan wanted to vomit.

"Kiss this link is over, kiss it. ”

"Hey, I'll run away!"

Li Fan was just about to turn around and slip away, but the fat girl directly pressed Li Fan under her and locked Li Fan with both hands, "You have to kiss, otherwise you won't be able to get off the stage." ”

Background.

Du Li explained: "This girl is from the provincial martial arts team. ”

The screenwriter said: "Look at how Li Fan responds this time." ”

Stage.

Li Fan was trapped at the bottom of his body and asked, "If I don't kiss, I can't get off the stage?"

The fat girl blinked.

Li Fan glanced at the audience and said, "I'll kiss you, you can't get out of the radio and television center, aren't you, dear fans." ”

The female fans in the audience were "wailing":

"Be merciful!"

"Don't!"

"Let me Shuai Li live!"

……

The fat girl stood up and smiled, "Okay, you won." ”

Li Fan got up, stretched out his thumb to the audience, and said with flying eyebrows: "Praise to you!"

When the actors came to the stage, everyone bowed to the audience together, and the applause was warm at this time, and the audience was shouting.

The stage is over, and this link is over.