In the summer vacation after the college entrance examination, there are often a few happy and a few sad, there are those with the title of the gold list, and naturally there are also those who are famous in Sun Mountain.

With an undergraduate admission rate of 60%, Class 8 of the third year of high school has become the class with the best grades outside the experimental class, which naturally has the credit of a large number of high-quality review students.

Lao Chen is developed, Guangguang was rewarded with 100,000 yuan by the school because he trained a champion in the college entrance examination, and he is considering changing houses these days.

In addition, Zhang Mengmeng ranked third in the college entrance examination list of 19 middle schools with a score of 645 points, and was directly promoted from about ten in the school to the third in the school, and performed steadily and abnormally.

Li Fan said that she was "a fool with a foolish fortune", but Zhang Mengmeng said that she was not stupid, and Uncle Zhang made up for it: "My daughter is just stupid." ”

As for why she is called stupid, uh...... She should have refreshed the highest score for freshmen since the establishment of Huaguo Academy of Fine Arts.

Li Fan admired her "willfulness" very much, during the critical period of her third year of high school, she suddenly became a strong interest in art, plunged into the flower class, and now became a freshman of the best art academy in China.

Li Fan was also infected by her, and I have been learning sketching with her for a few days in the past few days, and it is still no problem to draw an apple and a pear or something at the current level.

Niu Benben was also admitted to the capital and was admitted to the Foreign Language Department of Beijing University of Physical Education. Yes, you read that right, I did go to a sports university to learn a foreign language, for no other reason, low scores!

It's just that Li Fan taught him for nearly a year before Niu Benben barely managed to score 93 points in English, and everyone can already predict the fate of going to college, a lot of courses are waiting for him to fail, well, come on!

On this day, Niu Benben, Zhang Mengmeng, Xiaoling, and the Li family of three (Li Fan was not there) were in a lounge of the Jisen Radio and Television Center, being interviewed by relatives and friends of the column group.

The first part of the recording of "Let's Love Each Other" has begun.

The director said: "Please talk about it, what kind of female guests are you looking forward to matching with Li Fan?"

The microphone was first handed to Teacher Xiaoling, and she thought for a while: "Knowledgeable, gentle and lovely, and ladylike, I think it should be like this." ”

"No, teacher, no," Niu Benben said, "With my understanding of Li Fan, Li Fan doesn't like this kind of traditional girl with a mediocre temperament, he likes the kind of vibrant, eccentric, personality and temper." Well, absolutely. ”

Zhang Mengmeng shook her head and denied, "You're not right, right? Li Fan really likes to stay with me!"

Hey, do you think you're knowledgeable, gentle, and ladylike?"

Zhang Mengmeng nodded, "That's right!"

Niu Benben: "......"

The director asked, "Zhang Mengmeng, what kind of female guests are you looking forward to?"

"Gu Yating, did you invite Gu Yating to the show?"

The director waved his hand again and again: "No, absolutely not!"

"Can't you, right?

"Really no, this time it's all guests in the entertainment industry, what do parents think?"

Dad Li: "It's good if the child likes it, no requirements." ”

Li's mother: "Me too!"

"I'm afraid that the parents will say that, there are requirements everywhere if there are no requirements, haha, just kidding," the director said to Jelly again, "Then let's interview Little Jelly, what do you want your brother's future partner to be?"

Jelly had a question mark on her head, and her eyelashes flickered, "Uncle, what do you mean by 'partner'?"

Zhang Mengmeng said: "It's my sister-in-law!"

"Ah, I wish she would buy me candy, lots and lots of sugar. ”

The director laughed: "Except for sugar?"

"In addition to sugar, there are yogurt, dried fruit, biscuits, ice cream, ......"

"No, no, little sister, I mean, in addition to eating, what qualities do you want your brother's girlfriend to have, uh...... 'trait' means merit, it means that one aspect is better than others. ”

Jelly blinked, thought for a moment, and said, "Then I hope she's rich, very rich." ”

The director asked, "Why?"

"So she'll be able to buy me something delicious!" Jelly happily counted on her fingers, "Sugar, biscuits, ice cream, yogurt......"

There was laughter in the lounge, and after a detour, it was back to the snacks.

After the interview, everyone turned back to Li's house one after another.

As soon as Li's mother opened the door, she saw that Li Fan's bedroom was tightly closed, and she yelled when she saw this: "Li Fan, get up! Okay, let's go for an interview with relatives and friends, how about you clean up the house?"

After a while, Li Fan walked out of the bedroom in a daze, and after saying hello to everyone, his eyes swept to the quartz clock on the wall, and when it was time to eat, he said: "There is a new restaurant on Wuma Road, I will call to order food." ”

Niu Benben said: "Every day in addition to sleeping is eating, and then reading and writing, you are a literate pig!"

Zhang Mengmeng nodded again and again, "Incisive!"

Teacher Xiaoling: "Accurate!"

Dad Li said: "What else are you eating?" The female guests are ready, and the column team will come to the door in the afternoon, and the recording will be advanced. ”

"Record it in advance, didn't you say it would be tomorrow morning?"

"Have you cleaned up at home? Have you arranged it? You, Ben Ben and Meng Meng, you clean up at home, let's go to the supermarket with Teacher Xiaoling to get some decorations, that's all!"

The entire Li family was suddenly busy, some were wiping the floor, some were brushing the toilet, some were cleaning the glass, and Xiao Jelly was also busy cleaning up his small bed, and the Li family's cleaning was in full swing.

After Li's mother returned home, she began to check the hygiene, and after a while, she wiped the top of the cabinet with her right hand, and then exclaimed: "It's too dirty here, it's not good, wipe it." ”

Li Fan said with a sad face: "Mom, it's on top of the cabinet, who will pick it up to see if it's clean?"

"It's all wrong! Isn't this a 'dog planer', I've been studying reality shows a lot these days. ”

Everyone looked at Mama Li in unison, "What is it?"

Mama Li said proudly: "Dog, you've recorded so many shows, are you not as professional as me?" ”

Li Fan was speechless, "Mom, that's called GoPro!

Mother Li frowned and said, "Dog slope winding, it's better to be dog planing!"

Everyone laughed when they heard this.

After two hours of cleaning, the entire Li family is basically the same as before, because Li's mother usually loves to be clean.

After Mama Li put on the slippers, it didn't take long for the column team to come to the door.

The camera crew began to set up cameras everywhere, set up cameras, and some people moved cabinets, ready to hide in cabinets for filming. The makeup team pressed Li Fan on the chair and began to put on makeup simply, and the director and screenwriter instructed one after another:

"It's the first time you're recording a reality show, don't be nervous, take it easy, and be yourself. ”

"I don't know if you have any experience with girls, if not, just stick to one point - she is my princess!"

Li Fan said in his heart: Who is my princess? If you follow the princess plot, you won't be able to get out of the two phases!

Niu Benben leaned on his stomach at the door and reminded: "Li Fan, you must pay attention to some small daily actions under the camera, like picking your nose or something, don't have it!"

The staff smiled: "Young man, don't worry, under the camera, people will subconsciously restrain themselves." ”

Li Fan made a hairstyle, lightly applied makeup, and completed the preliminary preparations.

"Okay, everyone, cooperate, don't stay indoors yet!"

As soon as the director gave the order, most of the people exited the room and walked into the corridor, and at this time, the corridor was full of people and residents watching the excitement.

"Lao Li, borrowing your home, it's the first time we've seen a reality show up close!"

"Your family is fine, daughter-in-law on TV, needless to say, 100% beauty, big star!"

Li's father and mother laughed heartily at the door, very proud.

Inside, the director said: "Three, two, one, Action!"

Li Fan sat on the sofa and took the lead in accepting the director's questions.

"Li Fan, what do you want the other half to look like?"

"What do you look like? gentle and lovely, fair lady!"

Zhang Mengmeng, who was outside, said to Niu Benben: "Look, I'm not wrong, right?"

Niu Benben pouted: "This kid didn't tell the truth at all, believe me." ”

Inside, the director continued to ask: "Then what do you want the woman's age range to be?"

"It's bigger, it's more mature, preferably around 30. ”

When everyone heard this, they almost didn't choke on spittle, this younger brother is a mature woman?

Screenwriter: "Do you mind the number of times the other party is in love?"

Li Fan: "I don't mind at all, it's best to have two or three love experiences, don't be a girl who has never been in love." ”

The staff was shocked, the average young boy is very fond of girls who have fallen in love very little, and it is best to be satisfied with no love at all, and after people slowly mature, their thinking will change dramatically. However, this kid is obviously not a mature man, at most five minutes ripe!

The screenwriter asked curiously, "Why?"

"Boys and girls have no experience in love, basically will end up in a breakup, love is a process of continuous running-in, love and love is not able to maintain the relationship between the sexes, after going to a few more 'schools', everyone will learn tolerance, understanding, regression, respect, including the necessary ability to love." ”

"Li Fan, haven't you ever been in love?

Li Fan sneered: "I've seen it!"

Yes, haven't you ever eaten pork, haven't you seen a pig run?

Belch...... Correct, what people have seen, and often.

……

After accepting a series of interviews with the column group, the director said: "Li Fan, you are free to move, it's okay, what should you do when you should eat, what you usually do now, we have a lot of materials, and we will edit it in the later stage." ”

"Okay, then I'll be free to move, don't cut me into a psychopath later. Mom and Dad, Teacher Xiaoling, come in, I'll order takeout, I'm starving. ”

The staff looked at each other and smiled, saying that it was free to move, and you were really free.

Ordering and eating, Niu Benben eats very elegantly, chewing slowly. Dad Li didn't bumper anymore and sat upright. Teacher Xiaoling and Zhang Mengmeng are also a little restrained, only Li Fan, who really let go of the cheeks and eat Haisai.

He said while eating: "Don't worry, this part will not be edited into the show, I estimate that the duration of the show is only about 20 minutes, and there are so many materials that I won't cut in." ”

After the meal, everyone was chatting, and the director suddenly came over and said, "The female guest is ready, let's continue recording." ”

Everyone left the living room again, and the director handed Li Fan a copy of the female guest's information, and said, "This is the information of the female guest, take a look." ”

Li Fan took the information and glanced at it.

Gender: Female;

Age: 18 years old;

Love experience: 0 times;

Hobbies: traveling, playing the piano, singing, writing, sports......

……

After seeing Li Fan put down the information, the director asked, "Are you satisfied?"

Li Fan shook his head and said: "To be honest, I'm not satisfied, I don't match me at all, I'm too young, I haven't been in love yet, I don't really want to get along with a little girl who is full of fantasies." As for traveling, I'm an otaku, the kind that can lie down and never sit. I'm sorry, I'm not full of five notes, and I'm singing out of tune.

As for sports, hey, girls, they should be soft and beautiful, and I'm not satisfied with that. ”

The screenwriter said: "What about writing, isn't this exactly what you want?"

"No, no, no, I brag to myself, an 18-year-old girl, she can't be as strong as me at the level, right, and it's not a shining point for me?"

The staff were all dizzy, and said in their hearts, "You really want to completely extinguish the little flame of love! Do you really plan to come according to the standard of two episodes? Meet in one episode and meet again in another?

And at this time, in another living room.

Gu Yating pouted, and said in her heart, "You're still not satisfied with me, huh?

She pointed to the real-time images coming from the computer screen to expose his lies, "He, he sings so well!"

Gu Yating is dressed very beautifully today, with a pale pink pleated light shirt on the top, a short denim skirt embellished with lace underneath, a pair of simple skateboard shoes under her feet, and a string of silver ankles hanging on her ankles.

She deliberately coiled her hair today, with a hint of panic on her cream-like skin, and her eyes stared at the computer screen without blinking.

The basic setting of this show is that Li Fan didn't know about Gu Yating's existence, and the general trend of the show was controlled by Gu Yating.

In the living room of the Li family, the director continued to ask: "Then, let's talk about your requirements for the appearance of girls." ”

"Uh, I'll tell you the truth, don't lie, I also like beautiful girls, and it's also Yan Kong," Li Fan thought about it and decided to give the female guests a dismount, so he drew a 'bottom line', he said, "It has to be Gu Yating's standard, right?!"

Director Yile said, "Is Gu Yating beautiful?"

"Beautiful, do you need to say this, but I still hope that my female guest will not lose to Gu Yating. ”

In another living room, the staff seemed to see the joyful notes dancing on the female guests.

"Girl, Li Fan's problem is almost there, you can connect. ”

"Okay, let's even, see how I tease him!"

Open the Mango chat software, Gu Yating clicked on the voice changer option, and the voice call was quickly connected.

She pinched her throat and looked at the computer screen, "Hello, are you Li Fan?"

The staff smiled: "Girl, you have ordered the voice changer." ”

Gu Yating was embarrassed, "Ah, I'm a little nervous." ”

The other end of the software: "I am, you're a female guest, why don't you just make a video?"

Gu Yating said: "Because when you see my true face, you have to pass layers of tests, and if you don't pass the test, you won't be able to see this girl, do you want to see me?"

"Think!" Of course Li Fan thought, otherwise how would the second episode be recorded? If the show is not recorded, how can there be time to travel and go out in style?

After Gu Yating got a positive answer, she said, "After you answer all my questions, you can see the true face of this girl, isn't it quite exciting to think about it?"

On the software side: "Well, you hold on!"

Gu Yating rolled her eyes, thinking to herself, what is your attitude? She said: "You just won the top prize in the college entrance examination, then I will test you a few simple literary questions to see if you are real." ”

In the video signal, Li Fan went to the sofa, leisurely shook the slippers on his feet, patted his chest on the mobile phone and said, "Just come." ”

Gu Yating began to ask questions: "Since you are the champion, let's start with the champion, and I will give you a few questions." First, when did the champion originate?

Li Fan: "During the Tang Wu Zetian period, it was also called the head at that time. ”

"Did the Tang Dynasty have Bangyan and Tanhua?"

Li Fan: "Tang has no eyes, but there is Tanhualang." But initially, Tanhua had nothing to do with the exam rankings. After the announcement of the list of new jinshi in the Tang Dynasty, they had a grand banquet in Qujiang, and the youngest of them was called Tanhualang. ”

The staff whispered: "Girl, I can't pass the test!"

Gu Yating smiled and continued: "Since there is no list eye in the Tang Dynasty, when did the list eye appear, and why is it called the list eye?"

Li Fan's answer was like a stream: "In the early days of the Song Dynasty, the first, second, and third Jinshi were the first and second and third Jinshi. Because when filling in the list, the name of the champion is at the top and center, and the second and third places are listed on the left and right, and the position on the list is like the eye status of the human body, so it is called the 'eye of the list'.

There is an interesting anecdote that Chen Ruozhuo in the Northern Song Dynasty did not have any talent, but he won the second place in the examination, and people ridiculed him as a 'blind list'.

In the late Southern Song Dynasty, Sanding Jia was formally formed, the first was the champion, the second was Bangyan, and the third was Tanhua. ”

Gu Yating continued to ask: "How many big exams do champions usually have to go through?"

"The children's examination, the hospital examination, the township examination, the guild examination and the palace examination. ”

Gu Yating said again: "Please list the 5 champions." ”

"There is a problem with this question! There are accurate historical records of the champion and the horse, and there is only one person in the Tang Dynasty, Zheng Hao! Everyone will think that there are many characters who are both champions and horses, but in fact, it is a mistake of common sense!"

Gu Yating smiled, "Well, in the history of my country, who is the only female champion?"

Li Fan blurted out: "Fu Shanxiang during the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom! But she became the plaything of Yang Xiuqing, the king of the East. ”

"Who is the youngest champion?"

"Zhu Huchen! won the martial champion at the age of 9. ”

"Where's the eldest champion?"

"Yin Shu of the Tang Dynasty, won the champion in his 70s, and he had a younger brother Yin Ji who was later admitted to the champion, a double champion, known as 'Wutong Shuangfeng'. ”

The staff shook their heads again and again, and whispered: "Girl, this is unbearable, increase the difficulty again!"

Gu Yating pursed her lips and said in her heart: It's interesting enough to let you play, it's hard for you!

Gu Yating said: "In the history of China's imperial examinations, how many champions are there?"

Li Fan got up from the sofa and looked at the phone screen in surprise.

Gu Yating couldn't help covering her mouth and stealing fun, thinking that she was really bad.

However, on the computer screen, Li Fan smiled faintly and said: "There is a well-documented one, for 777!"

"You're just talking nonsense!"

Li Fan asked rhetorically: "Say I'm, how many do you say?"

Gu Yating: "......"

Li Fan said again: "Do you want to ask next, what are the names of these 777 champions in order?"

Gu Yating nodded at the mobile phone: "Yes, yes!"

"Sun Fujia, Song Shoujie, Zheng Yi, Xu Ji, Wu Shidao, Song Boyu, ......"

Gu Yating almost vomited blood in fright, she said, "Stop, stop, you got it right." ”

"What do you mean that I answered correctly, I'll go on, Wang Zhengqing, Wang Wei, Xu Zheng, Li Ju......"

Gu Yating covered her ears, "Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen, this question is over." ”

"Any more questions? Li Fan lay leisurely on the sofa again, just waiting to meet quickly and then say, "We are not suitable".

Looking at Li Fan's triumphant appearance on the screen, Gu Yating had an idea and asked: "You answered the eldest champion correctly, the youngest also answered correctly, and you also know the female champion, then let me ask you, who is the most handsome champion?"

The most handsome?

Li Fan thought for a while and said, "I can't be sure of this, many champions are handsome, and their dignified appearance is also an investigation of champions."

There is a record in "History of the Song Dynasty": the body is magnificent, beautiful as jade, beautiful eyebrows and long eyes, and looks forward to Yeran. But the others are handsome, too. ”

Gu Yating said: "Give me a definite answer!"

"Then Wen Tianxiang!"

Gu Yating laughed and said, "Wrong, Li Fan!"

On the computer screen, Li Fan slapped his thigh: "Look at me, forget about this stubble!"

The two living rooms burst into laughter.