"You answered incorrectly, and you lost the opportunity to see my true face!"

"Does that mean I can change the female guest? Great, the program team, change another partner for me. Just kidding, please, cooperate. ”

"Well, for the sake of your talent, then I agree to video with you, ready to receive. ”

A moment later, when Li Fan connected to the video, the whole person was not good, and a little teddy's face came over the screen.

"Woohoo!"

Unexpectedly, the other party clicked on the voice changing software again, and even the dog's barking became cute!

Li Fan couldn't stop shaking his head, it's really enough!

"Please, beauty, it's okay to show your face, let's meet quickly!"

"Hey, Li Fan, why are you in a hurry, you will be called Li Monkey in the future. ”

Li Fan was helpless, "It's not that I'm in a hurry, let's hurry up and meet, and then ...... And then, okay, you talk about how you can meet what you look like, and then meet. ”

"Let me think about it, I'll send you a picture, guess which one is me, guess right, we'll meet. ”

Li Fan soon sent a photo on his mobile phone, and in the photo was a row of neatly arranged beautiful legs.

"Wow, wow, wow, this is good, this is good!" Li Fan admired it with admiration, and enlarged his fingers and studied it carefully, "This, the one in the middle, is it you wearing white sneakers?"

"No, I'll give you another chance. ”

"The one in sandals?"

"No, go ahead. ”

"It won't be a short and fat one, if it's this, then I'll stop recording!"

"That's not right!"

"Isn't that right? Are you really barefoot and not afraid to wear shoes?"

"Big fool, I'm the one who took the picture! Okay, you're out of the picture, hehe. ”

"You ......" Li Fan fainted instantly!

Seeing this, Gu Yating covered her stomach with a smile, "That's it, let's give you a chance one last time, I'll give you 3 brain teasers, answer 2 correctly, and I'll meet you." ”

"Okay, come on!"

Gu Yating thought for a while and said, "Who is higher A or C?"

"This, A?"

"Wrong, C!"

"Why?"

"Because ABCD!A is lower than C!"

Li Fan almost spurted blood, he was not good at this.

Gu Yating continued to ask, "What is the name of the wind child?"

Li Fan thought for a long time, then shook his head.

"You are too weak! Li Fan, you are really too weak! You have no chance, and the third one will not be given to you, lest you make three mistakes, lose confidence in life, and begin to doubt life! Haha, I am laughing to death. ”

Li Fan shook his head helplessly, today is a girl who doesn't take the conventional route, and when other girls see her, they don't have so many twists and turns!

"Don't be so helpless, Li Fan, you sing a song for me, if you sing well, I'll think about it again!"

Li Fan had no choice but to sing:

"Don't come and hurt me again,

How happy you are to be free,

Don't come and hurt me again,

I'll lose myself,

yeah，yeah，yeah，yeah，

……”

Gu Yating rolled her eyes violently, "Big brother, can you sing some tall songs?"

"Tall, good!" Li Fan cleared his throat and began to sing in a raised tone:

I saw mountains, mountains and rivers,

Mountains and rivers are connected,

Yalaso,

That's the Tibetan Plateau!"

Gu Yating shouted: "Change!!"

Li Fan scratched his head, "The Qinghai-Tibet Plateau is not high, big, and up, so there are even higher!"

"Everest!

Everest!

You tower in the hearts of men,

You stand under the blue sky,

You nurture the Gesang flowers with the sunshine of love,

……”

In the living room on both sides, all the staff burst out laughing at this time, and bursts of joyful laughter were endless.

"Don't sing, don't sing, I'll obey you, Li Fan. ”

"Is it tall enough, big, up!"

"Enough, then I'll give you another chance, I heard the program team say, you've been learning to paint recently? Then you can paint my appearance, if I'm satisfied, we'll meet." ”

"Okay, but I don't see how you can draw!"

"I'll describe what I look like and you can paint it to see if we have a good idea. ”

Li Fan nodded, "Okay, I'll go get the drawing board!"

After Li Fan was ready, Gu Yating began to praise herself, "I have a pair of transparent eyes, some people say that I can see the clear lake, the clear blue sky, and the crystal dew in my eyes......"

The cameraman hurriedly tweeted and included those big smart eyes into the lens.

Gu Yating: "I still have a curved willow eyebrows and black hair, but today I am coiled, and I still have cream-like skin, some people say, my skin, mosquitoes are slippery when they stand on it!"

Li Fan stopped his pen, looked up and asked, "Did you say this 'someone said' yourself?"

Gu Yating smiled and said, "No, no one praises me, can't I praise myself for being happy?" ”

"Okay, okay, I'll continue!"

……

After a while, Li Fan stopped his pencil and couldn't help but admire the painting, "Tsk, perfect!"

Gu Yating hurriedly leaned in front of the screen and urged, "Show me quickly." ”

Li Fan turned the drawing board, and then the two living rooms burst into laughter again!

On that piece of paper is a famous doodle game: Old Ding Tou!(Draw according to the ballad, you can draw an old man.) This graffiti game is widely spread in the northeast and some northern regions, but it is estimated that it will be "lost". ）

At this time, it seemed that the ballad sounded in the living rooms of the two places:

An old dingtou,

Owe me two yo-yos,

I said three days back,

He said four days also,

……

Gu Yating roared: "Li Fan, you bastard!

Li Fan was smiling and dancing on the sofa, but he suddenly felt a little weird, and he asked, "Are you familiar with me?"

"Of course I'm very familiar! Who in the whole world doesn't know you? National son!" Gu Yating said, swept her mobile phone out the window, and said, "The weather is so good, national son!"

Through the camera scene shown on the screen, Li Fan knew where this was, and he said: "You are here at the Spring City International Hotel, you are already in Spring City?"

"Yes, in the hotel arranged by the program team!" Gu Yating breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, the program team took into account the problem of recording the scene.

Gu Yating said again: "Forget it, it's not difficult for you, let's meet tomorrow morning." ”

"Where?"

"Spring City Park. ”

Finally ended the torture of this girl, Li Fan put down his mobile phone and was relaxed.

The director said: "Okay, that's all for today's recording, let's clean up." ”

Li Fan instructed: "Teachers, don't leave GoPro behind, in case I'm walking away, it will be bad if I have some indecent photos." ”

The screenwriter said: "Don't worry, by the way, Li Fan, get up early tomorrow, we will come to the door at 4 o'clock, and we will leave on time at 5 o'clock." ”

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The next morning, they really came to the door at 4 o'clock on time.

Li Fan was dressed neatly, and after finishing his makeup, he walked into the bedroom again.

The staff said: "Li Fan, what gift did you prepare for the female guests?"

Li Fan took down an original English book from the bookshelf and said, "Give her a copy of the latest publication by the great British writer George John, "The Lamp". ”

The director was stunned and said, "The book? Or the original English version? Li Fan, you really know how to choose, is this gift appropriate?"

"What's the matter?" Li Fan said, "This book was brought back from England by a friend a few days ago, it is very precious, it is sold out in the UK, and I originally planned to collect it for the rest of my life." ”

The director rubbed his face and said in his heart: It's really impossible to have no experience in love, no matter how much you know the truth, it's useless if you don't practice it yourself. Give a girl's book, or the original English book, you can figure it out! You send flowers, send bags, send HelloKitty or something?

Li Fan secretly smiled wickedly as he walked out the door, this time to see if the female guest would go crazy? If she didn't wait for what she said, the female guest might give up first!

Although it was early in the morning, not only in the corridor at this time, but also outside the door of the unit was full of residents watching the lively scene, which was quite a grand scene of a pedestrian street on holidays.

The TV station came to the community to record a reality show, which is a hot topic in itself, and the protagonist is still Li Fan, so the whole community can basically get up early to join in the fun.

"Come, let's let Li Fan get in the car!"

"Please, everyone, cooperate. ”

Surrounded by the staff, Li Fan got into the nanny car.

The residents of the community are gossiping:

"Xiaofan, seriously talk about love, don't do it if you are not beautiful!"

"After the recording, lead our community to show everyone!"

"Lao Li, get ready for the red envelope! The daughter-in-law is waiting for your red envelope." ”

……

Li Fan's face turned red, he really regretted accepting the recording at his own home, uncle, aunt, brother and sister, you are also idle.

The TV station and his entourage drove directly to Chuncheng Park, and there were even residents of the community driving behind to see the lively scene.

Because it is to be recorded, Chuncheng Park has been closed, after all, in the second-tier city, it is in the morning, and it is still easy to use the relationship.

After the group drove into the park, Li Fan got out of the car and was led by the staff to a gazebo, ready to meet with the female guests.

Not long after, Li Fan's mobile phone rang, opened the chat software, and after connecting the video, the other party said: "The gift I gave you is in the Guanyu Pavilion, and your gift will be placed in the Yichun Pavilion." ”

Li Fan asked curiously: "How do you know that I am here in Yichun Pavilion? ”

"Nonsense, the director told me!"

"Oh. Li Fan got up and went straight to the Rain Viewing Pavilion.

After coming to the Rain Viewing Pavilion, but seeing a beautiful gift box placed on the seat, Li Fan said to the mobile phone: "Can it be dismantled?"

"Of course you can, I'm here too, yo, what you gave me was Georgie-John's "A-Lamp"! I'm a huge fan of Georgie-John, I didn't find this book in the sea, and I asked someone to buy it and it was sold out, Li Fan, you are simply amazing! This gift is so precious!"

Li Fan collapsed instantly, how did he hit the muzzle of the gun?

The staff on the side were also confused, is this fate?

On the other end of the phone, "I'm basically satisfied with you, for the sake of the face of this "A-Lamp", this girl has decided to meet you, come here." ”

Li Fan carried the gift and walked quickly to the Yichun Pavilion not far away to see who the other party was.

But when he turned around the woods and saw the familiar graceful figure, Li Fan was instantly petrified, his lips trembled, he was surprised, and said hurriedly: "Gu Yating, why are you?!

Gu Yating crossed her waist and said, "Hey, are you still holding it up?"

After Li Fan took a few steps back, he turned around and smiled awkwardly: "I'm kidding, this ...... It's a bit of a surprise, I wasn't mentally prepared, he was suddenly. ”

"Just like I'm not surprised," Gu Yating pouted, "When I heard the director say that the male guest was you yesterday, I almost chose to quit, but the contract was signed, no way!"

The two stood together, looking at each other, embarrassed for a while, and both sides were red.

These two acquaintances who have always soaked together, in the face of a huge change in roles, under this meeting, there is no way to talk about it for a while.

Li Fan touched his hot cheeks and sighed: "It's embarrassing!"

"Who's to say it's not, it's nice to be someone else, why are you here?"

"I also want to ask how you participated in this show? Oh my God, it was still blue and white clouds before, but after seeing you, now the sky is full of clouds, just like my mood. ”

"Don't stink, it's God who feels sorry for me, and when he sees me pitiful, he wants to cry. ”

……

The staff on the side looked at each other, this is the rhythm of falling in love?

Gu Yating said: "Take a look at the gift I gave you!"

"In such a hurry, anxious for me to see how sincere you are to me?"

"Pull it down, I'm just hungry!"

Li Fan opened the gift box, and the first thing that caught his eye was a beautifully made cake box, and when he opened the cake box, a creamy aroma came to his nose.

Gu Yating directly reached out and took out a small piece of cake, stuffed it into her mouth, chewed it deliciously, and then raised her hand again and reached for the cake box.

Li Fan immediately blocked her hand and said, "Please, eldest sister, this is a gift you gave me, and now it's mine, will you start with my permission?"

Gu Yating blinked her pitiful eyes and said, "Oba, I'm hungry and haven't eaten in the morning." ”

"Gotta get it, you can eat it!"

Li Fan pushed the gift box to Gu Yating, and Gu Yating pushed it to him again, saying, "There are gifts below, take a look." ”

Li Fan really took out a thick envelope from underneath, and after opening it, there was a small and delicate diary inside, and there was also a combination lock.

Gu Yating said while eating: "The password is 1024, your computer password!"

Li Fan sweated profusely, sister, do you know what this password means? He opened the diary and saw two big words on the title page: Male commandment!

Male commandments?

Gu Yating added on the side: "Author, Gu Yating. Take a look. ”

Li Fanxin said: Ban Zhao made "Female Commandment", and then the wind of "Female Commandment" poisoned Chinese women in 2000, today you Gu Yating made "Male Commandment", what do you want to do?

I saw seven lines on the first page:

"Good Boyfriend Three Slaves and Four Virtues"

Girlfriend goes out to follow "from"

Girlfriend ordered to obey "from"

Girlfriend should blindly "follow" when she makes a mistake

……

Li Fan was stunned and said, "What do you mean?"

Gu Yating smiled: "It means, if you want to become my boyfriend in the future, you have to abide by these things, and there are many more in the future, you can take a look." ”

Li Fan flipped back again, then immediately got up and shouted: "I'll stop recording, I'll stop recording!" Director, this is simply trampling on and insulting my personality!"