157 Honey
At nearly four o'clock, Li Yi proposed to leave, Teacher Xu kept it several times, saying let us stay for dinner, Li Yi resigned, saying that there was something to deal with, Teacher Xu had no way, so he used a bag to fill us with a big bag of sweet potatoes, she said that the Tujia goods brought by relatives in her village were sweet and fragrant, and I could only reach out and take it.
Adi pitifully took Li Yi's hand and said, "Uncle Li, when are you coming to play with me." β
"When you put together that picture, I'll come to see you!" Li Yi said seriously.
Adi pouted dissatisfiedly and said, "Uncle Li, you haven't spelled it well, how can I fight it?"
Li Yi raised his voice, "Who said I can't fight, I have something to do now, I have to go first, otherwise I can definitely fight." β
He coaxed the child one after another, the key is that when he lies, his face is not red or panting, and that's what happened. Sure enough, Adi was fooled by him, nodded obediently and said, "Okay, can we pull the hook?"
Li Yi childishly hooked up with Adilala, just like two children talking about who lies and who is a puppy, I think these two people are really naΓ―ve enough. But seeing that Adi looked so cute, he couldn't help but squat down and approached him and said, "Adi, can you kiss your sister?"
Adi blinked his beautiful long eyelashes, looking very embarrassed, he came up and was about to kiss me, suddenly Li Yi grabbed Adi's back tie from behind and said very seriously, "Adi, you are a man now, you can't kiss women casually, do you understand?"
Adi regarded Li Yi as a god, what Li Yi said, he thought it was right, his body shrank back, nodded like a little adult and said, "Sister, I can't kiss you, I have to wait until I am old before I kiss my bride." β
When a little kid said this, I couldn't laugh or cry, so I glanced at Li Yi and stood up. Li Yi praised and nodded Adi's nose, "You are so smart, uncle is leaving." β
Li Yi took my hand and went out, and Mrs. Xu shouted in the back, "Come and sit down when you have time!"
When we went down to the 9th floor, no one could see us anymore, I was busy pulling out of Li Yi's hand, just now he was calculating my business, I haven't settled accounts with him yet? Li Yi firmly grabbed my hand, I couldn't pull it out after a few times, he watched me struggle, only smiled silently.
Anyway, I couldn't help him, so I simply stopped struggling and let him take my hand and move forward. I settled down, but his mouth couldn't sit down and asked, "Why are you not making trouble?"
Maybe he has some way to deal with me, if I am the Monkey King, then he is the Buddha, I toss and turn, it's not that I can't turn over his five finger mountain, but he will make him laugh, but it is better to go with the flow, he will not find fun. Not surprisingly, Li Yi ignored me.
I thought Li Yi would go back to the villa, but he always does a lot of unexpected things. He asked the driver to stop at a mobile phone at 4 o'clock, and I followed him in. Li Yi sat on a chair, pointed at me and said, "You can help her pick a mobile phone!"
Li Yi bought me a mobile phone? Usually I see him always drop my mobile phone, but he will actually buy me a mobile phone for the first time? Li Yi supported his head with one hand and said sarcastically, "Don't you always mutter that I dropped your mobile phone? For the sake of a broken mobile phone, stingy." β
"I have that!" I said stubbornly, but the tone was quite unnatural, obviously weak-hearted.
"Do you think I'm blind?
I stood in front of the counter and first asked people to pick up the Apple phone, I was a layman after all, but the salesperson took out the Samsung mobile phone, which was the mobile phone held by the heroine of a certain Korean idol drama, and I liked it at a glance. For a while, I didn't know which one I was going to pick, so I pushed Li Yi and asked, "Which one do you say?"
"Both are about the same, if you like both, you can buy both!" Li Yi squinted and pretended to sleep, not even looking at it.
I shook his arm and asked, "Take a look, which one is better? I'm idle and have a pain, I want to buy two mobile phones? Two mobile phones are very heavy in my bag, so I don't want to suffer, you can take a look!"
Li Yi finally opened his eyes, glanced at the Samsung mobile phone and said, "That mobile phone has a big screen, and it's good to play with the mobile phone." β
I felt that my brain was in water, so I asked Li Yi, he and I are not people from the same world at all, and our thoughts are not people of the same height, and our aesthetics are naturally quite different.
The salesperson also chimed in, "Yes, this mobile phone is very clear when watching TV series and movies, and many young girls favor this mobile phone." β
"Really?" I asked, suspiciously.
I fiddled with the two mobile phones for a long time, and Li Yi asked me irritably, "Hurry up, what do you want?" Why don't you let someone help you get a phone card first, and then don't use the phone card before, and change it to another phone number?"
I was a little dissatisfied with Li Yi's arbitrariness, and resisted and said, "Why? That calling card, I just opened a new one, and there are two 88s in the back, it sounds very festive, so I don't want to change my mobile phone number?"
"I'll let you change it, you can change it, why do you care so much? Anyway, I just don't like it when I look at that phone number, you take out your ID card, hurry up and finish your errands, I'll go back to sleep." Li Yi directly snatched my bag and took out my ID card from the innermost layer.
By the time I realized I wanted to take it back, it was too late. He stared at the ID number, and then glanced at me again, "When did you get this ID card?" β
I reached out to grab it, but he stretched out his hand to prevent me from taking it, and I took the bag and turned my back to him, intending to ignore it. Instead, he shook his ID card in front of me, deliberately irritating me.
To be honest, I also think that my 16-year-old self is good-looking, with long straight black and shiny hair, and a kind of ethereal smell of fireworks that does not eat the world, that is when I just left school, I didn't go to work in a nightclub, and I don't know how to smoke and drink, it's good to be young!
He watched everything he wanted, and it didn't help me to grab it back. He also felt that he was not having fun playing by himself, so he simply didn't have fun, so he directly handed the card to the salesperson and instructed, "You pick a new card with 88 on the back for her." β
I shook my chair and turned to face his disgruntled rhetorical question, "Hey, Li Yi, do I agree to change my SIM card?
Li Yi stretched out his hand and pinched my chin, and said stiffly, "What are you not convinced about the money that Lao Tzu spent? Why should I change my mobile phone, the ghost knows who is on your mobile phone? Maybe there are people like Brother Ming, Xu Yuwen, I tell you, don't call them, otherwise you will look good." β
I thought that last night's incident was in the past, and that he would act as if nothing had happened, and that he would settle accounts again. Don't think I'm just holding grudges, he, Li Yi, is not a good person.
I slapped his hand away, and he pinched my face again, "Don't take my words as wind in your ears, it's not the same thing, I'll let you go about last night, but don't let me catch it a second time." β
really responds to the saying, eating people with short mouths and using people with soft hands, I eat Li Yi's and use Li Yi's, I really don't have the confidence to debate with Li Yi, he will do whatever he wants.
Li Yi pointed to the Samsung mobile phone and said to the salesperson, "You can just install the mobile phone card on that mobile phone." β
The salesperson could see who the real rich man was, so he picked up the Samsung phone and handed it over quite knowingly. After swiping the card, Li Yi took the mobile phone and used it flexibly, opened the address book and saved the phone number for me, marked as dear, I almost vomited when I looked at those three words, it turned out that he was so heavy!
He saved his phone number and stuffed his phone into me, and before leaving, he didn't forget to threaten, "Don't change it, I'll kill you if I catch you." β
I tried to hold back a laugh and shouted "Honey!" in the back of the yin and yang.
Li Yi's body stiffened, pretending to walk forward as if nothing had happened, and I shouted "Honey!" in a loud voice, "Honey!"
The voice was so loud that all the people around heard it, and everyone looked at Li Yi in unison, he straightened his waist, he was definitely disgusted and embarrassed, and ran forward quickly. I raised the decibels again and shouted, "Honey, why are you running so fast, no one can catch up with you, you wait for yourself." β
Li Yi rushed into the car without looking back, and slammed the door shut. I looked at his embarrassed back, laughed out loud, laughed so much that I covered my stomach, finally avenged myself, today, I have been all day by him.
I laughed enough, I walked back to the car, just opened the car door, two hands reached over, dragged my whole person in, I panicked and exclaimed, Li Yi quickly closed the car door, hugged my whole person, and slapped my ass twice, "You are deliberate, you are deliberate to fix me, right!"
"Then there is, dear, don't you want people to call you dear?" I clutched my aching ass and fought back unconvinced.
Li Yi reached out to cover my mouth, I looked at the driver's seat, and the middle-aged man gritted his teeth to prevent himself from laughing. I watched him hold back a smile, it was really hard.
Li Yi pressed to my ear, his teeth clucking, "Don't call me dear except in bed, especially if there are outsiders, otherwise I will beat you." β
As he spoke, he raised his head to spank me, and I covered my ass with both hands and dodged to the side. I think Li Yi is purely sick, he likes to be called dear, and he doesn't want people to know that he has that habit.
I quipped, "Then what do I call you, Brother Yi?"
Li Yi's whole face turned cold, pursed his lips and glared at me sternly, I closed my mouth in amusement, no longer teasing him, and not touching his bottom line.