Li Yi was really tired, and as soon as he got home, he ran into the bedroom and fell asleep. (6) Eight (6) Eight (6) Reading (6) Books, .□.≠o I sat on the sofa and studied the new mobile phone, watching TV on the big screen is indeed a lot more comfortable, the picture quality is very clear, and the game is not bad, very smooth.

I could sit for most of the day, and when Li Yi woke up, he asked me, "What time is it?"

I looked at the time and said, "It's nine o'clock, it's nine o'clock in the evening." ”

Li Yi reached out and rubbed his hair, his hair was long again, almost covering his eyes, and he asked me hoarsely, "Then are you ready?"

I happened to see the confrontation between the male and female protagonists, and I was really reluctant to raise my head, so I said without looking at him, "Aunt Li should be cooking." ”

Li Yi stretched out his hand and snatched the phone away, still on the sofa next to him, and asked in a high tone in vain, "Who said that Aunt Li would cook, her son is married, and she will fly home at noon today, and she will not come back in a week." This week, you're going to be in charge of laundry, cooking, and cleaning the villa?"

"What?" I cried out in surprise, this is undoubtedly a bolt from the sky, this villa has three floors, 8 rooms, just cleaning the room, I have to run away, and I have to be responsible for this uncle's food and clothes, even if the whole person does not bring this!

I looked up at Li Yi, why did he grow so tall, he was so tall and taller than me, every time I talked to him, I had to raise my head, it was very difficult. I pondered for a moment before I spoke, "That, that, you know, my cooking is not very delicious, and the house is so big, how can I clean it?

Li Yi tilted his head slightly, squinted at me and said, "No, I don't like strangers to appear in front of me, and I don't like people touching my things." Aunt Li cleans the house every day, and she doesn't handle it properly. Your cooking is unpalatable, it's not too unpalatable, I can eat it, you work for me honestly, don't have any bad ideas, you hurry up and cook, I'm going to starve to death. ”

I took his arm, blinked my eyes and looked at Li Yi pitifully and begged, "Let's discuss it again, otherwise what, I will be responsible for cleaning your clothes, bedroom, and study, and I will hire workers for the rest, okay? There are too many houses in the villa, I can't clean them." I beg you, I beg you, okay?"

I kind of found out, as long as I stared at him with wide eyes, Li Yi would probably be shaken. It's a pity that my wishful thinking was wrong, Li Yi broke my hand away, and said non-negotiable, "Don't come to this set, it's useless for you to say anything, you hurry up and cook, Lao Tzu is starving to death." ”

I stomped my feet twice in anger and rushed out of the bedroom in a huff, and Li Yi shouted behind me, "I want sweet and sour carp, braised eggplant........"

I ran to the 1st floor, and sure enough, it was useless to see Aunt Li, I suspected that Li Yi was deliberately manipulating me, and he wanted to physically punish me. Otherwise, Aunt Li was going back to her hometown, and there was no news before, and it happened too suddenly.

I opened the refrigerator indignantly, it was full of all kinds of ingredients, and there was a carp, although I don't like to eat fish very much, but it is not difficult to make sweet and sour carp, after all, I have taken care of my younger siblings since I was a child, and the dishes are not very delicious, and there are a lot of tricks.

I threw all the vegetables into the sink and was about to turn on the faucet, when a hand popped up in front of me, and I screamed in fright and jumped up. When I came back to my senses, I realized that it was Li Yi, and I was so angry that I raised my hand to hit him and kicked him with my foot.

He hugged me and asked, "What are you afraid of?"

"Li Yi, do you know that people are scary, they will scare people to death, why don't you speak up, you are intentional, right?" I slammed my fist into his chest.

He laughed twice, hugged me and said, "I saw that you haven't moved for so long, so come and take a look, who knows that you are so timid, you are so scared that you are about to cry." ”

"Who cried, I didn't cry, you hurry up and let me out!" I raised my hand to wipe the tears from the corners of my eyes and retorted stiffly.

"You're moving so slowly, if you're done, I don't know the Year of the Monkey, I'll help you!" Li Yi rolled up his sleeves, looking decent.

I looked at Li Yi in disbelief, "You know how to cook?"

Li Yi said quite seriously, "My family doesn't let me into the kitchen when I'm young, but cooking is a simple thing, even if I close my eyes, I can make it better than you, but the man stir-fry is not very good, I'll just help you pick the vegetables." ”

As he spoke, Li Yi reached out to turn on the faucet and asked puzzledly, "Why can't this faucet be opened!"

He tried to break it, but I don't know how hard he used, and he broke the faucet, and the water bubbled out, drenching us all and wetting our clothes. I glanced at the faucet and quipped, "Your Young Master Li is really capable, he is a blockbuster, and he will be amazing as soon as he makes a move, and even the faucet is impressed by your bearing." ”

Li Yi was still holding the half of the faucet in his hand, and coughed twice uncomfortably, before complaining dissatisfiedly, "What kind of tofu scum project is this, Lao Tzu has explained, and the faucets are all equipped with sensors, what the hell is this, I have to call and ask." Yes, I'm going to call and ask about these turtle grandsons, even for Lao Tzu's decoration, I dare to use inferior goods. ”

He nodded solemnly and quickly turned around and walked forward, I snorted coldly with my hands around my chest behind my back, watching him act. This community was established by his old man, and the decoration is also his engineering team, he is acting like a real thing, and he is really a performance emperor, not only the technology is good, but the face is also quite unusual, very people can compare!

Li Yi finally settled down and hid in the hall, but don't you think that he has been settled for too long, maybe he is bored watching TV alone, he sneaked into the kitchen again, I just made the sweet and sour carp. He reached out directly to grab it, picked up a green pepper and stuffed it into his mouth, completely ignoring my reminder, he was in pain, so he stuck out his tongue and exhaled heavily, I looked really crying and laughing, and scolded secretly, "You deserve it, I remind you that it's too hot, you want to stuff it into your mouth, you deserve to burn you." ”

Li Yi pinched my chin and said, "You are really mean to speak, I am dead, what good are you?

I said poorly, "Otherwise, you go and write a suicide note first, give me all your property, and I will give you a widow for the rest of your life, what do you think?"

"Bah!" Li Yi scolded, rubbing my cheek vigorously, "You will widow me, not just how many green hats you will wear for me!"

I grabbed Li Yi's restless hand, and then said, "Otherwise, you wrote in your suicide note that if I cheat, my property will be confiscated, you can see it! I can give you a lifetime of widowhood, I can marry money, hold money for a lifetime, you have so much money, it must be enough for me to spend a lifetime." ”

"You like money so much, would you rather hold it for the rest of your life?" Li Yi's right hand pinched my waist in retaliation.

I bent down to the left to dodge, Li Yi hugged my waist tightly, not letting me succeed, I half-truthfully said, "Of course, who doesn't like money, money is a good thing, marry money, that's a lot of things, I am willing to live and be widowed for the rest of my life." ”

"Then I don't agree, let you be a 19-year-old girl widowed, I don't think God can tolerate it. He teased me close to the base of my ear, and the warm breath blew into my ear piercing, making my body tremble.

I didn't come over and looked at him directly, and answered unconvinced, "Then you can spoil an 18-year-old girl." ”

Li Yi restlessly spread his hand from the hem of his skirt, sucking my earlobe and quipping, "Can that be the same?" 18 years old is an adult, and the country's constitution stipulates that only under 14 years old is called a crime, and that man refuses to get a woman to secretly send Qiu Bo and throw him into his arms? Hmm?

His hand rubbed against my right leg, making me even more uncomfortable, and I grabbed his hand to keep him from messing around. I hate Li Yi the most for being able to say black to white, it's obviously unreasonable, he can pull out the reason, and he also speaks clearly, as if that's what things are, I don't want to see him this little problem.

"Okay, what you say is reasonable, don't make trouble, I'm stir-frying, good, gentleman stay away from the cook, you go out!" I tried my best to smile and coax this ancestor, if he touched it again, something would happen sooner or later.

Li Yi dragged my ass and put me on the flowing platform, his eyes fell on my deep V collar, "I don't mind eating you first." ”

I quickly covered my chest and said warily, "You've been troubled, I'm hungry too." ”

"I'm hungry too!" Li Yi leaned his head closer to me, his lips were less than 2 centimeters from my cheek, I turned my head away, my body shrank back, I went down a little, Li Yi leaned forward a little, my waist was really unbearable, I fell down weakly, touched the spice, crackled and fell down.

Li Yi's sexy lips went up, revealing a wicked smile that fluctuated people's heartstrings, "Are you so afraid that I will eat you?" Okay, do you think I'm a god? I'm starving, you're hurrying up." ”

He stretched out his hand to me, I didn't want him to help me, I pushed him, jumped down quickly, didn't bother to look at him again and said, "The rice should be fine, if you are really hungry, you can eat first, I want to fry the braised eggplant!"

It is estimated that Li Yi is really hungry, he put down the shelf and began to serve rice, holding the rice with sweet and sour carp and eating it very fragrant. I looked at his anxious appearance, and I felt inexplicably happy, and happily asked him, "How is it delicious?"

Li Yi chewed off the food in his mouth and looked at me suspiciously, "Do you usually mean to fool me? That dish is either salty to death, or it has no taste." ”

I saw that I couldn't hide it, so I used to think that I would cook for him once, and retreat after eating, deliberately not putting salt in the dish, otherwise I would put a lot of salt. But now I can't hide it, for the next week, I have to cook, I can't eat that kind of food by myself, the pigs can't eat it, okay?

No matter how stupid I am, I've been holding a stir-fry shovel for almost ten years, so where can I use my strength? Besides, I'm not stupid, am I?

I had already made up a draft and said, "Don't you always dislike me for making dishes that are unpalatable?" I asked Du Niang on the Internet, and asked Aunt Li for advice, if you don't believe it, you just ask her. ”

Li Yi sandwiched a piece of meat, took two more bites of rice, and responded vaguely, "It's okay, it's just better than before." Hurry up, I'm full, and you haven't even fried a single dish. ”

I quickly took the braised eggplant out of the pot, stir-fried the last green vegetable, and when I finished stir-frying, Li Yi had almost eaten, so he threw the dishes and chopsticks into the pool, took out a paper towel and wiped his mouth, patted his ass and left.

I couldn't cry or laugh when I looked at the leftovers, others were all carrying famous bags and driving famous cars when they became mistresses, and there were several servants at home, who always traveled to various places and attended various pretending events, and I followed Li Yi. Li Yi is a character, not a bad money master, for Mao I am so far behind him? I stay in the house all day, forget this, I still have to do laundry, cook, clean the room, it doesn't seem like that I am a mistress like that!

I washed the dishes, wiped them with a rag, and then walked back to the hall, Uncle Li Yite lay on the sofa and called to me, "You make me a cup of tea!"

I could only start making him tea again, not like a mistress, but a nanny, and occasionally he would fall into bed on a whim.

After I finished making him tea, I was finally able to sit down. He put his arms around me and rolled the sofa, and after rolling two or three times, he noticed that something was wrong with me, bit my lip and asked, "What's wrong with you? Are you still angry? How long has it been since I coaxed a woman? What else do you want?"

"I... I'm coming to my aunt!" I said, a little embarrassed.

Li Yi frowned and asked questioningly, "Aren't you in the middle of the month?"

"I'm delaying, it's not accurate, sometimes it's early, sometimes it's late, what am I lying to you for? I'm living with you. I can hide this kind of thing from you. ”

Li Yi bit my lip with more force, and complained in dissatisfaction, "Then let's talk about what to do? It's like that every time, you can go to the hospital for a check-up another day." ”

He just reverses right and wrong, and has the bad habit of exaggerating the facts, and this is the case two or three times, and he says that every time we stay together, we are rolling sheets everywhere, isn't he annoyed? Isn't he bored?

I patted him on the back and reassured, "Why don't we talk about life?"

Li Yi supported his head with one hand, pointed at himself with his finger, and then pointed at me, and repeated in a long and solemn tone, "I'll discuss life with you? What will I discuss with you? When Lao Tzu jerking off, you are still a little kid with a runny nose, what do I have to say to you." ”

When I go, he can't think about serious things, and his mind is full of dirty things. I was afraid that he would go in that direction again, and I would have to suffer again, so I took the initiative to change the topic and asked, "How did Xiaoyue and Song Muzhi meet?" They seem to have known each other for a long time, and Xiaoyue's child is really Song Muzhi's. ”

Li Yi tapped his cheeks and teased nonsense, "If you kiss your uncle, I'll tell you the answer." Otherwise, I'll be like a rapist every time. ”