Chapter 6: La Mer Love
Zhang Lang looked at the billboard pointed to by Derpy, only to see that the billboard read, "The world-famous singer Yang Xue will bring Master Zofei's posthumous work La Mer Love to be auctioned at the Magic City Barton Hotel at eight o'clock on Saturday night", Zhang Lang's mouth showed a wicked smile, someone was really thirsty and someone sent a pillow when he was sleepy. He was worried about where to get some money to live on for himself and Derpy, and God gave him such a big gift.
Is Zhang Lang going to kidnap? No, no, no, how could Zhang Lang do such a tasteful thing? To be honest, Zhang Lang has been in that place for three years, in addition to stealing things and killing people and training every day, he basically has not had much contact with society, and he only returned for a few months to adapt to his current life, so who Yang Xue is, he really doesn't know, what he is eyeing is the posthumous work of Master Zuo Fei, Hailan Love.
La Mer Love, he had heard of it abroad before, because the most important task of doing their line of work is to be familiar with all kinds of well-known gemstones in the world, it is said that it is a generation of gem makers in France, Master Zoffie, in middle age, occasionally got a very pure texture of the sea blue gemstone, but has not been made, in his later years, Master Zoffie was seriously ill because he missed his deceased wife, and later made this Sea Blue Love with illness, this Sea Blue Love represents Zoffie's thoughts and love for his wife, and Zoffie also died in the production workshop because of his exhaustion, legend has it that this Tears of the Sea was blessed by Master Zofie before he died, so that the person who gets him will get a good love.
And it is true that there are many women in the world who have gained a perfect love after getting La Mer Love. And these women all abide by an agreement, that is, when their love blossoms and bears fruit, they will take out this sea blue love for auction, so that the next woman can get her perfect love.
As far as Zhang Lang knows, the owner of this year's La Mer Love is a young lady from an ancient family in Europe, and it seems that she should have gotten a perfect love of her own and has blossomed, so she took out La Mer's Love for auction.
In fact, Zhang Lang has always been not very interested in these legends and other things, when their teacher of science popularization talked about the love of the sea blue, Zhang Lang once said disdainfully: "Cut! What legend, blessed? Isn't it just a broken stone? Sooner or later I will take it in my hand and play with it." ”
At that time, his teacher coldly replied to him, "If you can pull out the hair of their battalion commander under the guard of a battalion of soldiers, then you can go and steal La Mer's Love." When he heard his teacher say this, our great brother Lang instantly softened.
And now there is such a great opportunity in front of him, and his life with Derpy has begun to become a problem, so I have to give it a try, but I don't know how wonderful his old-fashioned teacher is, when he sees Zhang Lang really get the love of the sea blue, thinking of this, Zhang Lang laughed "hey, hey, hey".
And Derpy next to him noticed Zhang Lang's abnormality for the first time, looking at Zhang Lang's smirk, stupid drooling expression, how to look at how to feel obscene, so, Derpy pulled the corner of Zhang Lang, and whispered, "Dad, don't laugh, it's so obscene to laugh." And it's so stupid!" Derpy said with a disgusted look at Zhang Lang.
Zhang Lang came back to his senses when he heard Derpy's words, and looked at the pedestrians on the side of the road looking at him with stupid eyes, and Derpy's expression that I didn't know this person, he wasn't my father. Zhang Lang was speechless for a moment, Bai'er-eyed wolf, Bai'er-eyed wolf, your dad and I just bought you such a large number of clothes for more than 30,000 yuan, and you turned around and pretended to have such an expression because I was laughing stupidly, which is really chilling.
"Hey, what's that expression, I'm your dad too!" said Zhang Lang as he looked at Derpy with an unhappy expression.
"Huh, no expression!" Derpy said with an innocent expression.
"You're talking nonsense, I clearly saw a look of disgust just now. Zhang Lang said unrelentingly. And his face was a little colder.
"No, no, how could Derpy dislike Daddy? Daddy is the most handsome Daddy in the world, and he's cool! Daddy is omnipotent in Derpy's heart. Derpy said cutely with a little hand.
"Hmph, that's pretty much it!" Zhang Lang heard Derpy say before he stopped, "Let's go!" Zhang Lang said, turning around and walking towards the Dodge Tomahawk that stopped at the door.
Our little girl hurriedly followed, and if Zhang Lang looked back, he would find that Derpy was clasping his hands together in disgust and constantly worshipping something, and muttering to himself: "Grandpa God, Sister Guanyin, Derpy has lied, you have to forgive Derpy! Derpy is forced to do so, Derpy, he will definitely be a good boy in the future." ”
Zhang Lang hugged Derpy to the front seat of the Dodge Tomahawk, and launched the Dodge Tomahawk with a bang, and as soon as he twisted the accelerator, the Dodge Tomahawk flew out like a beast, and when he got home, he arranged Derpy in the living room for her to watch cartoons, and Zhang Lang locked himself in the bedroom.
Today is Tuesday, and La Mer is on display at 8 p.m. on Saturday night, and as a professional thief, you have to make a detailed plan before committing a massive theft. And Zhang Lang is no exception, these three days are enough time for Zhang Lang to carry out various plans.
After coaxing Derpy to fall asleep at night, Zhang Lang changed into a black sportswear, took a car and went straight to the Barton Hotel, for him tonight is to observe the situation inside the Barton Hotel, just let the taxi stop in front of the Barton Hotel, across the street, looking from a distance, it is obvious that there are many more guards in front of the Barton Hotel than usual, obviously because Yang Xue's entry and La Mer Love are to be auctioned at the Barton Hotel.
Zhang Lang went around the front door to the back door of the Barton Hotel, circled around the Grand Barton Hotel, and carefully observed the layout of the outer area of the Barton Hotel.
Zhang Lang stopped at the back door of the Barton Hotel, climbed the edge of the wall on the periphery of the Barton Hotel, climbed up like a monkey, Zhang Lang climbed to the window of a room on the second floor, took out a silver knife like a trick, opened the window and jumped in lightly.
Zhang Lang opened the door and walked out calmly, walking to a toilet on the second floor, hiding his figure and breath in the partition. Zhang Lang is waiting, waiting for an opportunity.
About an hour later, Zhang Lang heard a sound in the toilet, Zhang Lang rushed out of the toilet cubicle, and when the male waiter didn't react, he suddenly shot and knocked him unconscious, and everything followed naturally, Zhang Lang changed into his clothes and walked out of the toilet calmly. He muttered as he walked, "Damn, I don't know who thought about it, this perverted method let Lao Tzu know that Lao Tzu must beat him out of shit." ”
Every time there is a big action, Zhang Lang will do this, sometimes he will hide for three or four hours in the toilet, but Zhang Lang has exercised enough patience after three years of training in that place, but every time he can't help but complain a few words, the pervert who invented this perverted method.
Zhang Lang also questioned when listening to his teacher explain this method, and his teacher said very seriously: "As a thief, the first thing is to learn to disguise yourself first, and not leave any clues to the other party, because once you are exposed, it is likely to cause irreparable consequences to yourself or your teammates!"
Zhang Lang was dismissive at the time, but when he personally experienced the consequences of his teammates' unjustified deaths due to a failure in disguise, he realized the importance of disguise and the seriousness of the consequences after the failure of disguise.
Zhang Lang walked around the floors with a calm demeanor, trying not to let the camera capture his face, Zhang Lang spent more than two hours successfully familiarizing himself with the distribution of each room on each floor of the Barton Hotel. So he went back to the toilet on the second floor, first changed his clothes, and at the same time pressed a few big holes on the hapless waiter's body, and then followed the same path back to the back door of the Barton Hotel.
Zhang Langlang's time was pinched very accurately, and in about five or six minutes, the waiter should wake up.
After leaving the Barton Hotel, Zhang Lang returned to his home, and with his impressions, he drew a map of the distribution of each floor.
The next thing is to take a look at the guards of Sea Blue Love, Zhang Lang took a shower, lay on the bed, and thought about tomorrow's plan.
The next morning, Zhang Lang got up early, made a pot of fragrant eight-treasure porridge, called Derpy, father and daughter gobbled up the porridge, Zhang Lang said to Derpy: "Derpy, are you waiting for Dad at home?" Dad goes out for a while, and when he comes back after a while, Dad takes you out to play." ”
When Derpy heard that Zhang Lang wanted to go out alone, his mouth suddenly pouted, but when he heard the second half of Zhang Lang's words, he groaned a little and thought for a while. said: "Okay, it's really a father, such an adult, he always likes to make people worry." ”
The corners of Zhang Lang's mouth twitched slightly when he heard Xiao Dad's words, but in the end he didn't say anything, but silently pushed out the Dodge Tomahawk and left.
Zhang Lang knew that the interior of the Barton Hotel must be heavily guarded in the past few days, and he only learned about the layout of the Barton Hotel last night, so he didn't have time to find out the distribution of guards and the shift change time of the Barton Hotel, so he wanted to understand these carefully. You have to settle in the Barton Grand Hotel. But staying in a hotel must cost money, and Zhang Lang's biggest problem is that he has no money, so Zhang Lang went out early in the morning to "borrow" money from others.
On a crowded street in the magic capital, a handsome man with an evil smile on the corner of his mouth kept walking back and forth on the street, and if I looked closely, I would find that the man was like electricity, constantly taking out money from a wallet before people even knew it. Put it in your own pocket, and then put the wallet back in their pocket, yes, it's Zhang Lang.
After about an hour of busy work, Zhang Lang estimated that he had "borrowed" about 50,000 or 60,000 yuan, of course, Zhang Lang was very kind and left ten yuan for each of them for a taxi fare. So he walked to the side of the street, stepped on the Dodge Tomahawk, and went home.
After going home, he picked up Derpy and rushed to the Barton Hotel non-stop, Zhang Lang took Derpy to the front desk of the Barton Hotel, and directly threw his ID card and the pile of money in front of the front desk MM.
He said loudly: "Sister, book me the most luxurious suite in your Barton Hotel." "I have a feeling that I am a local tyrant, and I don't accept you to bite me. The front desk MM took the wad of money, put it on the money counter and clicked it, hesitated for a while and said, "Sir, are you sure you want the most luxurious suite?" I saw Zhang Lang, with a wave of his hand, he said: "What do you want, I want the most luxurious suite, I have money!" A trace of disgust flashed in the front desk MM's eyes, but he still said with a professional smile: " I'm sorry, sir, the money you paid is not enough to book a luxury suite at our Barton Hotel, your money is 56,000 yuan, and our luxury suite at Banton Hotel is 58,000 yuan per night, so I'm very sorry, sir!" Zhang Lang listened, the corners of his eyes kept beating, this Nima pretended to be leaking, "giggles" and the derpy on the side looked at Zhang Lang's sullen expression as if he had eaten 100 live flies, and couldn't help laughing happily.
"What are you laughing at!" Zhang Lang said with an annoyed glaring at Derpy.
"Dad, how can you do this? Derpy knows that Daddy is happy to be reunited with Derpy, so he wants to treat Derpy to a good meal, but there is no need to come to such a big hotel. Derpy knows that Daddy doesn't have any money, so it's okay! Derpy won't dislike Daddy. The little girl patted Zhang Lang's hand with a worried face, and was said seriously.
The corners of Zhang Lang's mouth twitched even more, what a bear child, when did you still want to eat, Dad is ashamed, don't you know?
Just when Zhang Lang was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, he only heard Derpy say: "Dad, don't worry, Mom gave Derpy a card when she left, Mom said that there was a lot of money in the card, and Mom also said that if Dad is in a hurry to use the money, give this card to Dad." The card code is Dad's birthday. Derpy took out a card from his pocket and handed it to Zhang Lang's hand, Zhang Lang looked at the card with suspicion, but still handed it to the front desk MM, the front desk MM saw that the disdain in his heart was even worse, out of professional ethics he still swiped the card and asked Zhang Lang to enter the password.
When the card was swiped, the balance on the card was revealed, not only the front desk MM but also Zhang Lang was also stunned, 10 million is a full 10 million! Zhang Lang suddenly began to miss her wife who had never met.
After successfully checking in, Zhang Lang took Derpy to his own room, and the note that the front desk MM secretly stuffed him when he left had already been thrown into the trash can by Zhang Lang for not knowing.
Zhang Lang doesn't have any big hobbies in his life, his biggest hobby is to pretend to be 13, and his favorite thing in pretending to be 13 is to pretend to be 13 with money, and judging from the reaction of MM at the front desk, this 13 is very successful.
In the evening, Zhang Lang took Derpy to the revolving restaurant on the top floor of the Barton Hotel, which was also to be ruthlessly extravagant.
"Dad" Zhang Lang, who was fighting with the beef on his plate, suddenly heard Derpy's call.
"Hmm, what's wrong, is the food unappetizing?" asked Zhang Lang, looking up at Derpy curiously.
"Dad, what are you bringing me here for? Based on what I know about you, Dad, you definitely wouldn't be so kind to take Derpy to dinner. Derpy said with a wink in her big innocent eyes.
"Isn't it okay for Dad to bring you to have a good meal?" Zhang Lang said with a depressed face, thinking to himself, little brat, why do you care about so many things? Just eat yours, and at the same time secretly surprised by Derpy's high intelligence. But Zhang Lang doesn't plan to let Derpy know what he's going to do.
So he said, "I just wanted to bring Derpy for a relaxing day, that's why I brought you here." ”
Mom once said that Dad is the most shameless person in the world, so Daddy must have some ulterior secret when he brought Derpy here. Derpy snorted, and two big black jewel-like eyes blinked, as if they had thought of something, and cried out, "I know that Daddy is a thief, and Daddy must have brought Derpy here to steal something, am I right? Derpy exclaims happily as if he had discovered a new world.
As soon as Zhang Lang heard this, his face suddenly changed greatly, he obviously felt the unkind gazes around him, and at the same time, several powerful qi machines instantly locked Zhang Lang, Zhang Lang now wants to strangle Derpy's heart, today I finally saw what is called Nima's real real-life version of the pit father!